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Number One
31st March 2008, 22:13
Early Sunday....


For the perfect weekend: TAKE 1 pair of trackpants, a comfy couch to sit on less than 20 metres from your snuggly bed, margeritas to down, the company of good folk, good music playin and of course….bucket racing ADD you have no preschooler to attend to for almost 48 hours! :devil2: :msn-wink::niceone::mobile: OMG

Sunday started about 4 hours after I went to bed on what I thought was Saturday. Drizzly and misty but not too cold out. I showered, popped on the polyprops (try saying that fast 12 times) packed up all the food in the house (which we didn't touch) and rolled into the Ewwwdesy to get my erse down to the Slipway.

Got to the track through all the fog and hadn't really worried about the concept of rain and slipperiness at that point - I was just on a mission to get there.

Ended up entered in both the ‘Learners’ and ‘Open buckets’. We are very lucky that we have two bikes between us so Sully and I can just swap all day (thanks babe for being generous when we had the 'teething problems' too - I know I got way more riding in than you xx)

The arrangement:
I rode the Lead Sled in the learner races and the teeny little silver RG50 when Sully rides in Open Buckets. Pretty fine plan me thinks :msn-wink:

The pics:

* There was this guy called AJ, who needed to visit Deano in his quasi tent cos he had really tight leathers on and given the effort it took to get him dressed up the notion of taking his leathers off again to put on the backprotector he decided to tape it ONTO himself....oh AJ....

* The lovely waving man, seated on our nifty 50 eating his sandwiches, what’s that about?!...Lead sled in background.

Number One
31st March 2008, 22:25
part 2:

How'd it go?
Felt really goofy to begin with on the Lead Sled which at first I felt really disappointed in myself for but, then I kicked my own erse and just kept going.

But wait….Then there was a parting of the mists in my 4 hour slept in brain as I realised I was trying to change gear in reverse pattern. So used to the SV just on automatic :pinch:

Chanting now: heave up to go down gears, push down to go up gears....say it again 58 times then you should be cured.

Once I figured that out I came rightish. Going to the left was interesting, last time I got there after they'd changed direction already so I was more relaxed about the notion of going clockwise verses anticlockwise, but upon reflection I think I was cornering better and feeling more comfortable going to the left which I used to feel the opposite about.

Then - I went out with the big boys, trying to maintain 'polite' lines and keeping clear as much as possible for the fast guys while trying to get myself along on the wee 50...farrrk!!!!

PICS:

Babe on bucket leads cute boy in hot green leathers.

Sully comes up on Kendogs behind :drool::clap::2thumbsup awww I nordie

moi and moi smiling at the cameraman:hug:

Number One
31st March 2008, 22:27
Knee down -final installment

The hip cramps I have today from that RG50!!

Well atleast I mastered crash starting that one…phew. Sully one probably could too! - ya literally just push it along in second while giving it a little throttle and your away! I like that...much much easier than the Lead Sled - crikey I thought I was gonna die and farrk it pissed me off that it kept beating me. Then - Sully decided to fix the timing and things got much better :niceone:


The little RG50 earned me my first knee down moments ever! It happened twice (anticlockwise only) and no I was not 'trying' - it came as a completely unexpected and pleasant surprise - funny that once the knee sliders went on and I was actually 'trying' my leg or my body or my brain wouldn't comply!

I must say that's a damn cool feeling! I used to think whatever :rolleyes: but now that I've done it I see what they mean about how it feels cool. DON'T get me wrong, I'm not trying to do that everywhere, but crikey if that's what you are into then you should go bucket racing a small capacity engine it seems a blood good cheap place to start to learn and get your jollies practising that in what is an essentially safe and controlled environment.

If you are still with me - well fuckin done!!!

The video – sorry it is only me…we only had the little camera so this was all hubby focussed on but just close your eyes and imagine it’s you Str8!
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It was so much having fun I am well and truly hooked. :devil2:

To the critics out there - I am not a speed racer nor do I profess to be so don't tell me how much fasterer YOU are...cos unless you are out there showing me - I don't give a shit! :nono:

THIS RANT SPECIFICALLY DIRECTED AT - the rude guy who approached me at the first round to tell me that he and his wife laughed that I never got out of first gear in my last vid and that I was the 'so called competition' that she could so easily waste)...get the point dude…I was practising…it was my first go AND I wasn’t trying to look fast so that you could convince your missus to put her money where her mouth is (when you also weren’t) and get out there and give it a go. Don't remember seeing you or your FAST missus there :yawn::done:

Number One
31st March 2008, 22:29
AND

I'VE GOT MORE POINTS THAN F5 DAVE AND Fi5hy

Enjoy it while it lasts I will hhhmmmm

quallman1234
31st March 2008, 22:37
Good one, Looks plently fast to me!

Congrat's on the Knee down, It took me far longer than you! :Playnice:

Subike
31st March 2008, 22:38
that third pic gives a perfect demonstation of countersterring , you cant miss seeing it.
great read and congrats on a good outing

Trudes
1st April 2008, 06:07
Yahhh!!! Great report hun!!! You were going hard out out there!!:chase:
Even got a wee pic of me with that sexy thang in his sexy leathers (Koba, not AJ, although AJ, I was near to dribbling at you in those leathers, from the mouth cause I couldn't breathe for laughing!!)
Can't wait til next round, the real points round for us girlies, hmmmmm, how do I get some more practice......
Good going gal!!!!:banana:



Serial, you never told me about someone having a go at you, how rude!!!! (Point them out if they turn up next time and we'll give them the Norf Welly Massif chick welcome!!:spanking:

Sully60
1st April 2008, 06:10
I'm really proud of the way you rode on Sunday babe!:hug:

Getting your knee down in the wet on slicks first time on the bike is pretty speshul gurl!:love:
Took me all day and a drier track to get my knee down on the fiddy.:pinch:

So going in to the BBOB races you must be pretty confident eh?:msn-wink:

koba
1st April 2008, 06:39
Congrats!
I think that is the best race report I have read too, very interesting!




I think you are decently faster than me at this point, gotta get my arse into gear :spanking:

Nasty
1st April 2008, 06:42
Great read ... and a fantastic ride on the day .. well done!!!!:sunny:

Str8 Jacket
1st April 2008, 06:50
BRING IT ON BIARCH!!!

Fark chick, you were going sooo well out there! Awesome stuff, I look forward to battling it out with you, especially as I have my own bucket sussed now!! It's awesome to watch how everyone improves each time we get out there! :D

sinfull
1st April 2008, 07:14
Damb fine report ! Way to go !!!
Wishing we had got our asses in to town to watch now !
Great to see a vid of the racing too, gets ya all keen to go out and find a bucket !
Excellent stuff !!!!

chanceyy
1st April 2008, 07:17
yeah with you on that one sinfull,

but seriously needed the down time been burning that candle at both ends & sunday it all caught up with me

BiK3RChiK
1st April 2008, 07:27
To the critics out there - I am not a speed racer nor do I profess to be so don't tell me how much fasterer YOU are...cos unless you are out there showing me - I don't give a shit! :nono:

THIS RANT SPECIFICALLY DIRECTED AT - the rude guy who approached me at the first round to tell me that he and his wife laughed that I never got out of first gear in my last vid and that I was the 'so called competition' that she could so easily waste)...get the point dude…I was practising…it was my first go AND I wasn’t trying to look fast so that you could convince your missus to put her money where her mouth is (when you also weren’t) and get out there and give it a go. Don't remember seeing you or your FAST missus there :yawn::done:

You go girl! And forget rude asses like them!! They seem to forget they had to start somewhere...

You ROCK girl! and I hope one day to be trying what you are doing or even riding like you are!! So go get 'em!!!!

+1 from me...

Number One
1st April 2008, 08:24
Damn I have run out of bling again! Thanks everyone for the encouraging words - the most important thing is that it's wicked fun!

S

007XX
1st April 2008, 08:28
Now that's what I call awesome! :D :clap:

Very cool read Number One Daaaahhling:hug:

Make sure to bring more of these to my attention when you write them...:2thumbsup

Number One
1st April 2008, 09:00
Ok chicky...does that make you one of my groupies...must say so far you the hottest:love: - well actually you're my only....

Number One
1st April 2008, 11:27
You go girl! And forget rude asses like them!! They seem to forget they had to start somewhere...

You ROCK girl! and I hope one day to be trying what you are doing or even riding like you are!! So go get 'em!!!!

+1 from me...

Thanks chick that's really nice and well I'm quite flattered actually!

As for that wude man - don't worry us girls are gonna bitch slap him if we seem him there again :eek:

Ivan
1st April 2008, 11:27
EWWWWWWW

AJ In skin tight leaters aint nice.
AJ what were you thinking?

Are you tryna get yourself arrested for indecent exposure the seams must have been ready to snap lol

Str8 Jacket
1st April 2008, 11:29
Thanks chick that's really nice and well I'm quite flattered actually!

As for that wude man - don't worry us girls are gonna bitch slap him if we seem him there again :eek:

What's this bitch slapping business?! I say we give a damn good smack in the gob! :whistle:


EWWWWWWW

AJ In skin tight leaters aint nice.
AJ what were you thinking?

Are you tryna get yourself arrested for indecent exposure the seams must have been ready to snap lol

Now AJ, he needs a good bitch slapping!!! Fark it was funny, I reckon he was still drunk from Sat night! ;)

Number One
1st April 2008, 11:34
Now AJ, he needs a good bitch slapping!!! Fark it was funny, I reckon he was still drunk from Sat night! ;)

Weren't we all :whistle:

Str8 Jacket
1st April 2008, 11:56
Weren't we all :whistle:

hehe, for once I was actually OK! Think that's cause I went to bed earlier (read 2am not 4!) though. Me no silly!!

Deano
1st April 2008, 12:03
Well done - knee down and all, in the wet even !!!

Sully60
1st April 2008, 12:05
Well done - knee down and all, in the wet even !!!

On slicks! :gob:

ajturbo
1st April 2008, 20:05
frig..... at this rate there will be more chick on buckets than us men!!!:baby::jerry:

Trudes
1st April 2008, 20:10
frig..... at this rate there will be more chick on buckets than us men!!!:baby::jerry:

That's the plan, haven't you heard, we're taking over the world, one male dominated scene at a time!! Mwahahahahahahahaha mwhahahahahahahahah:msn-wink:

Number One
1st April 2008, 20:33
That's the plan, haven't you heard, we're taking over the world, one male dominated scene at a time!! Mwahahahahahahahaha mwhahahahahahahahah:msn-wink:



Mwahahahahahahahaha mwhahahahahahahahah:msn-wink:
Mwahahahahahahahaha mwhahahahahahahahah:msn-wink:
Mwahahahahahahahaha mwhahahahahahahahah:msn-wink:
Mwahahahahahahahaha mwhahahahahahahahah:msn-wink:

That's right ladies.....us bitchy bucket babes are comin to getcha!
:devil2::devil2:

Str8 Jacket
2nd April 2008, 05:35
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



HA!

:devil2:

Citroenjunkie
2nd April 2008, 18:27
Thanks for a really great write up. Those of us who are still wrestling with welders, tyre levers and the budget need a good laugh and an exciting story to keep us going:2thumbsup

Just remember; when God created man she was only joking:lol:

flame
4th April 2008, 15:42
SHERIE! that just....SO FARGEN COOL chickie :2thumbsup I will have to come along and watch you next time for sure.

ajturbo
4th April 2008, 16:51
SHERIE! that just....SO FARGEN COOL chickie :2thumbsup I will have to come along and watch you next time for sure.
your safe... "christine " is dead, sully has her carbs and cams, nasty has her shocks, the piston eat the valve ( and wont be giving it back), i think skunk scored something also.....

so you will not be "pressured" into racing us.... unless you want to take the gt out...

Trudes
4th April 2008, 19:44
your safe... "christine " is dead, sully has her carbs and cams, nasty has her shocks, the piston eat the valve ( and wont be giving it back), i think skunk scored something also.....


Pamela has a multitude of Christine bolts:shit: