jrandom & kiwifruit to be joined in civil union

[kiwifruit]

It is with great pleasure that i announce Daniel and I will be married later this year. Exact date is yet to be set, will keep you all updated. Any venue suggestions would be appreciated.

[Kendog]

Ok then

Glad you guys have found :love:

[vifferman]

I suggest you wait a while. A cooling-off period of a exactly a year (making it next April Fools Day) would be appropriate.
Venue? I was going to say "My Arse", but I think it's due to be closed for redecorating.

[Pussy]

That must be a huge bet you've lost to have to post something like that, Kiwifruit :buggerd:

[Stickchick]

Its good to see that you two can finally make it publically known about your eternal love for each other. :love:

:niceone:

[MyGSXF]

Who's gunna be on top..??? :buggerd:

[Matt Bleck]

Just remember this gem of advice.... up the bum no babies!!! :D

[nodrog]

Just remember this gem of advice.... up the bum no babies!!! :D

too late, jrandom's already showing.

[Donor]

On any other day, I'd congratulate you...

But it's raining, so I can't...

[Finn]

too late, jrandom's already showing.

It's a poo baby...of English descent.

[ManDownUnder]

Its good to see that you two can finally make it publically known about your internal love for each other. :love:

:niceone:

Jesus - not shy are you???

[slimjim]

:gob: O crap there goes the neighbourhood :yawn:

[Bikernereid]

Always been a great admirer and supporter of GAY love.

No idea about venue but how about Disco Dan or Skidmark for chief bridesmaid?

[007XX]

It was only a matter of time....................................:rolleyes:

What I want to know is: what type of dress will Kiwifruit be wearing? :D

Mayhap something along these lines? :innocent:

[jrandom]

Mayhap something along these lines? :innocent:

That'd work for me.

:drool:

[tide]

Congratulations you two... :eek5: hahahaha

[Bikernereid]

But would it do justice to Kiwifruit??


That'd work for me.

:drool:

[Livvy]

That'd work for me.

:drool:
+1... Where's that dress from? :laugh: I want one!

And just as long as you two keep it in the bedroom. :bleh:

[Hitcher]

Nuptials have to be concluded before midday today. No rush. Ladies, a plate please.

[Livvy]

... Define "lady", Hitcher.

[Skyryder]

It is with great pleasure that i announce Daniel and I will be married later this year. Exact date is yet to be set, will keep you all updated. Any venue suggestions would be appreciated.

What about the START/FINISH line. :first: Both winners.


Skyryder

[nodrog]

What I want to know is: what type of dress will Kiwifruit be wearing? :D


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[Brett]

I am so happy for the two of you. You will make beautiful babies! So when do you pick up your matching Honda's with his and hers plates?

[007XX]

That'd work for me.

:drool:

:shifty: thought it might...I'll do his hair and makeup for you if you'd like...:blip:

[007XX]

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Nu Hun...that'd be Cowpoos....unless he doesn't mind sharing for the special occasion...Or maybe he could be b ridesmaid? :eek:


:rofl:

[Hitcher]

... Define "lady", Hitcher.

Anybody capable of putting tasty and tempting culinary delights on a large piece of crockery.

[007XX]

Anybody capable of putting tasty and tempting culinary delights on a large piece of crockery.

Hmmmm...may have to work on that one Sir! Unless the following individual can also be called a "lady"...or are we transgressing to Laddie?

[Trudes]

Well, I'm terribly upset, I was saving myself for Mr. Kiwifruit, but it seems I've been beaten to him!! :laugh:

[Unit]

It was only a matter of time....................................:rolleyes:

What I want to know is: what type of dress will Kiwifruit be wearing? :D

Mayhap something along these lines? :innocent:
A bit too slutty dont you think for a wedding?


Anybody capable of putting tasty and tempting culinary delights on a large piece of crockery.
Im making Devils on horseback

[kiwifruit]

Thanks for the kind words everyone, means alot to us both

[Str8 Jacket]

Well, I'm terribly upset, I was saving myself for Mr. Kiwifruit, but it seems I've been beaten to him!! :laugh:

How the hell do you think I feel! You''ve been telling me for months that you're divorcing Nige so that we can get hitched and yet it still hasnt happened! :crybaby:

Congrats guy's, you're gonna make a great fruity couple!:buggerd: Giggidy giggidy!

[Hitcher]

Im making Devils on horseback

The ones with dates stuffed with blue cheese wrapped in bacon?

[martybabe]

Mr and Mrs Randomkiwifruit..........It's a bit of a mouth full init.:Oops: sorry.

[007XX]

A bit too slutty dont you think for a wedding?

Nah...it'll show off Kiwi's lovely legs off to a lovely effect...:blip:



Im making Devils on horseback

So will they! :innocent:

[Maha]

It is with great pleasure that i announce Daniel and I will be married later this year. Exact date is yet to be set, will keep you all updated. Any venue suggestions would be appreciated.


You bastards, you utter fucken' bastards...all this time you had me thinking.....ah whats the fucken' use?
Venue Suggestion?.... up ya fucken arse's ya pricks....!

[avgas]

how gay....................

[Disco Dan]

Hehe

who gets to be the big spoon? :shutup:

[Lissa]

Congrats Mr Random and Mr Fruit, I think it is wonderful that you have both finally found the one that completes you, in each other. I wish you both well for your life together, cant wait for the news of your little rugfruits in the future. :)

[LilSel]

Awwwwe.... thats so sweet :love::rockon:

Can Fireball & I be your 'best lesbians'?? :lol:

[Finn]

Which one is going to be the bitch?

[saul]

It is with great pleasure that i announce Daniel and I will be married later this year. Exact date is yet to be set, will keep you all updated. Any venue suggestions would be appreciated.

I knew it:nono::love:

[Fatjim]

If I didn't know you guys so well I would have thought this was a piss take.

Good luck and may you have many years of happiness together.

[martybabe]

:laugh: The casting was fine, the bait was good but you don't seem to be catching any fish today. Valid attemt though. well done. :clap: :whistle:

[mstriumph]

... Define "lady", Hitcher.
that was 'laddies' .......... he just had a spelling lapse :rolleyes:

[Bren]

please dont tell me this is a troll.....i would be terribly disappointed if it were....but if its no troll then good luck to the happy couple!

[scrivy]

I hear Divvo and Kick are joining up for the union too.............

[Joni]

I hear Divvo and Kick are joining up for the union too.............Does that mean I will be solo soon? :(

[nodrog]

Does that mean I will be solo soon? :(

no, you will just be their sandwhich meat :pinch:

[Joni]

no, you will just be their sandwhich meat :pinch:Good God.... Where are my running shoes....

You have never seen how big Divvo is eh? He will squash me!

:chase:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Why not? Then they can both settle in a nice little village together...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IyhHC0k0Bs

[scrivy]

Does that mean I will be solo soon? :(

You could do a better job without Kick anyway!!! :bleh::bleh:


I knew all about fruity and Jrandom a while ago. Ya see, Fruity and I went for a ride around lake Taupo - and I could tell he wasn't quite normal -as he was riding like a girl.......... now I know he really is!!! :shifty:
Solves that little puzzle going on in my head!! :laugh:
Mind you - did good wheelies for a girl!!!!

[Disco Dan]

Sorry to hijack, but anyone seen any threads on here today that could be a April fools wind up?

Theres usually at least a couple... ?

Maybe someone grew wings and learnt to fly, or Finn finally sprouted that second ball hes asked santa for so long?

I'm a little disapointed.... :crybaby:

[DMNTD]

Always been a great admirer and supporter of GAY love.

Same but only if the chicks are hot!