Guy for 3some wanted

[Stickchick]

Settle everyone its not me thats looking....However, has not slipped my mind though.:whistle:

I heard advertised on "The Edge" this morning that there are two females wanting a guy for a one off threesome.

I'm surprised no one has posted on here about it. Are you all that shy?

[Maha]

Did all this take place before Midday?.....:whistle:
Better than the Lame joke on our local station this morning with the Giant sized Blue Bottles on Orewa beach.

[Deano]

I bet they are pig ugly.

[007XX]

:shifty: It shall be said again:

*This thread is useless without pics!!!!*

:D

[McJim]

Settle everyone its not me thats looking....However, has not slipped my mind though.:whistle:

I heard advertised on "The Edge" this morning that there are two females wanting a guy for a one off threesome.

I'm surprised no one has posted on here about it. Are you all that shy?

It's all very well being taken in by an April Fool joke but this posting the fact that you got taken in by it on a public forum is a bit too much surely :rofl:

[nodrog]

:shifty: It shall be said again:

*This thread is useless without pics!!!!*

:D

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[Stickchick]

Did all this take place before Midday?.....:whistle:
Better than the Lame joke on our local station this morning with the Giant sized Blue Bottles on Orewa beach.

Well yes it was, however there were quite a few poor schmucks ringing the station constantly throughout the morning wanting the mobile number that they announced.

[Stirts]

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So you have put your name down already then?

*I just can't compete with that*

[Reckless]

I bet they are pig ugly.


Who gives a shit!! :whocares: Do you know how old I am! Put me down!!:done:

[Nasty]

and is it April fools?

[nodrog]

So you have put your name down already then?

*I just can't compete with that*

cant you see me in the pic, third roll down, on the left?

[Patrick]

Settle everyone its not me thats looking....However, has not slipped my mind though.:whistle:

I heard advertised on "The Edge" this morning that there are two females wanting a guy for a one off threesome.

I'm surprised no one has posted on here about it. Are you all that shy?

Was listening to that this morning, was fairly funny... some really keen blokes ringing in, sounding like they thought it was for real..., or the joke backfired on the Edge... Didn't hear the outcome....

[Stickchick]

Was listening to that this morning, was fairly funny... some really keen blokes ringing in, sounding like they thought it was for real..., or the joke backfired on the Edge... Didn't hear the outcome....

Nah neither did I, stupid work gets in the way of that!!!! :crybaby:

[Deviant Esq]

Not entirely safe for work... censored just in case ;)

[Patrick]

Not entirely safe for work... censored just in case ;)

Geez... she's got her hands full... Sigh....

[007XX]

cant you see me in the pic, third roll down, on the left?

Hope you got your scuba gear on...:eek5:



Not entirely safe for work... censored just in case ;)

:lol: I'm pretty sure that the KB gents' blood pressure just went up a notch....or two, at that one!

[Maha]

:lol: I'm pretty sure that the KB gents' blood pressure just went up a notch....or two, at that one!

Naaaaaaaa...Gordies pic of Slow Chick and Even Slower Chick made me miss a beat though......:doctor:

[ManDownUnder]

I heard advertised on "The Edge" this morning that there are two females wanting a guy for a one off threesome.

Once you've had a harem... going back to only two just feels hollow.

[kiwifruit]

shy?

<img src="http://i26.tinypic.com/4tmut3.jpg"/>

[007XX]

Once you've had a harem... going back to only two just feels hollow.

Aaaaannd...you would know that....how? :shifty: :Pokey:

:rofl:

[Str8 Jacket]

It's business time!

Ive got my business socks on.... :wari:



Just a question though: If there are 2 woman does that mean that the guy gets double the amount of eggs cooked for him afterwards?

[ManDownUnder]

Aaaaannd...you would know that....how? :shifty: :Pokey:

:rofl:

SHUDDUP.......

[007XX]

Ive got my business socks on.... :wari:

Like these maybe? :D



Just a question though: If there are 2 woman does that mean that the guy gets double the amount of eggs cooked for him afterwards?[/CENTER]

Technicality m'dear...just make sure they're unfertilised though...:p


SHUDDUP.......

make me...:nya:

[Str8 Jacket]

Like these maybe? :D


My business socks are made out of leather......

[Maha]

Just a question though: If there are 2 woman does that mean that the guy gets double the amount of eggs cooked for him afterwards?[/CENTER]

I personally dont think so, I think you will find that comes under the heading...'Getting Stirted'....:yawn:


www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=70624

[Stickchick]

<img src="http://i26.tinypic.com/4tmut3.jpg"/>

Awww are you offering? Sorry Dude I'm pretty fussy these days. My standards have improved:Pokey: Besides, once you have had fish you never go back to fruit

[Deano]

Who gives a shit!! :whocares: Do you know how old I am! Put me down!!:done:

You just put yourself down !!

Tell ya what, I'll take the fat one - you can take the reeeaaalllly fat one !!

[Steam]

I was the stick-man in a FFM threesome once. It was fun, but it got a little difficult afterwards. Long story.

[007XX]

You just put yourself down !!

Tell ya what, I'll take the fat one - you can take the reeeaaalllly fat one !!

Baahahahaha...I'd love to see that! yeah, I know sick but...

Built the way you are, it'd be a massacre...:rofl: *I never seen a bean pole being squished before*

[Sully60]

Baahahahaha...I'd love to see that! yeah, I know sick but...

Built the way you are, it'd be a massacre...:rofl: *I never seen a bean pole being squished before*

Wouldn't that be an avantage?

Being lithe enough to slither in and out of the folds:puke: could come in really handy:shit:

[jrandom]

... once you have had fish you never go back to fruit

83% of medical health professionals polled agree that in the interests of a balanced diet, the modern woman does best to regularly partake in the complete breakfast.

[ManDownUnder]

83% of medical health professionals polled agree that in the interests of a balanced diet, the modern woman does best to regularly partake in the complete breakfast.

Rolled Oats?

[Maha]

83% of medical health professionals polled agree that in the interests of a balanced diet, the modern woman does best to regularly partake in the complete breakfast.

And the roughage would be???

[ManDownUnder]

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A lot of people don't know that's actually an Ohlins ad...

[ManDownUnder]

And the rough age would be???

27... give or take... roughly

[Maha]

27... give or take... roughly

Or Rough and Ready...Hastily prepared but adequate for the purpose....:(

[007XX]

Or Rough and Ready...Hastily prepared but adequate for the purpose....:(

Is that what old age is all about then eh? :Pokey:

:dodge:

[LilSel]

Its a lesbian couple wanting to have babies at the same time

:lol::lol:... They just want his man-juice

[Str8 Jacket]

Its a lesbian couple wanting to have babies at the same time

:lol::lol:... They just want his man-juice

Ah, so it was you and fireball! I knew it!! :p

[LilSel]

Ah, so it was you and fireball! I knew it!! :p

Awwwe.... man... busted :innocent:... :whistle:

[LilSel]

Not to do with the 3some thing this morning... BUT...

6 years ago... they were harping on on the Edge about 'would you snog your best mate for $50' (same sex)...

Me & my best mate were listening to the station at that time... So we called them up & asked if they'd give us $50 if we snogged... They told us the address of the studio (in ponsonby)... so off we went....

omg... It was so funny... ALL the guys in the studio were watching thru the windows etc... It was pretty akward snogging my best mate (never snogged before but she thought after that it was ok to snog me whenever she wanted)... :eek5:... We got our $50 and a few free CD's to boot...

Chang (sp?) ducked under the bench in the studio to get to the other side as he had the camera to take pics... when he ducked under the desk I said 'hey!! while your down there'... everyone cracked up laughing...

My MUM was listening tho :Oops::Oops:

[jrandom]

Its a lesbian couple wanting to have babies at the same time

:lol::lol:... They just want his man-juice

I have a mental image of a wrung-out and tattered man, discarded beside a giant steel orange-juicer.

:crazy:

[DMNTD]

I have a mental image of a wrung-out and tattered man, discarded beside a giant steel orange-juicer.

Fuck it...I'll do it,again

[Deano]

Being lithe enough to slither in and out of the folds:puke: could come in really handy:shit:

Reminds me of a funny story - once during training I had to grapple with a dude who was 6 foot 4 and weighed.......shit, I'm guessing about 130kg and it wasn't muscle....he wasn't pretty.

Anyway, at one point my face ended up in his armpit and I got armpit hair in my mouth.....God I wish I could supress that memory - it scarred me for life.