One of life's winners, eh?

[scumdog]

Better work story - no Scumdogs flailing willy this time.

The 5-0 arrive at a pub near Riviera of the South due to some disorder/idiotic behaviour thing.

The plod-mobile is left outside pub with red and blue lights flashing, headlights on etc while the 5-0 get to the guts of what happens.

Drunken yo-yo waddles out from pub, weaves his way past the all-flashing, all blinking plod-mobile, lurches up to his own car and jumps in and starts it.

5-0 wanders over to yo-yo but before getting there the yo-yo starts his car, gives her a few revs and promptly backs into the Christmas-tree like plod-mobile he had just walked past.:Oops:

Of he goes with the 5-0 to just about melt the breath-tester - for about his 5th time or so...:doh:

And you guys who ride wonder how motorists can't see YOU!!!! Sheesh, what DOES it take to be noticed?:crazy:

[vifferman]

Oh.
That wasn't how I thought the story would end.
I was thinking the 5-0 had left the keys in the car and the "drunken yo-yo" drove off in the wrong car.
Perhaps next time...

[ManDownUnder]

And you guys who ride wonder how motorists can't see YOU!!!! Sheesh, what DOES it take to be noticed?:crazy:

Wip your tweeds off ... that might work

[Ocean1]

Oh.
That wasn't how I thought the story would end.
I was thinking the 5-0 had left the keys in the car and the "drunken yo-yo" drove off in the wrong car.
Perhaps next time...

Feksake, perfect chance there and you stuffed it up dude.

[Tank]

Better work story - no Scumdogs flailing willy this time.

The 5-0 arrive at a pub near Riviera of the South due to some disorder/idiotic behaviour thing.

The plod-mobile is left outside pub with red and blue lights flashing, headlights on etc while the 5-0 get to the guts of what happens.
yadda, yadda, yadda

Its true - you guys DO get better work storys.

[Gubb]

Careful, he could view you that as parking him in, causing intentional distress, you better give him your badge number just in case he wants to take it INTERNATIONAL.

You have been warned.

[007XX]

- no Scumdogs flailing willy this time.

And why ever not, pray tell? That was hugely funny...In fact I'm still grinning just recalling it :D (yes, I know I am easily amused).



And you guys who ride wonder how motorists can't see YOU!!!! Sheesh, what DOES it take to be noticed?:crazy:

:laugh: having a giant Heineken beer bottle on top of the Plod-mobile?

[Hitcher]

At least the 5-O's battery didn't go flat running the disco lights and require another 5-O-mobile and a breakdown truck to be despatched, as what happened a few weeks ago in our street when a neighbour was required to be arrested after a domestic disturbance...

[Finn]

as what happened a few weeks ago in our street when a neighbour was required to be arrested after a domestic disturbance...

Did they spell something wrong in the community newsletter?

[Hitcher]

Did they spell something wrong in the community newsletter?

AND they've got a personalised plate...

[scumdog]

At least the 5-O's battery didn't go flat running the disco lights and require another 5-O-mobile and a breakdown truck to be despatched, as what happened a few weeks ago in our street when a neighbour was required to be arrested after a domestic disturbance...

Musta been a noob with that car.

[Finn]

AND they've got a personalised plate...

Hang them! I once dated a girl but then found out she had a personalised plate. Something like "LUVL1F". I never returned her calls after that.

[shafty]

At least the 5-O's battery didn't go flat running the disco lights and require another 5-O-mobile and a breakdown truck to be despatched, as what happened a few weeks ago in our street when a neighbour was required to be arrested after a domestic disturbance...

Cripes, what sorts of streets do FJR Owners live in?

[Skyryder]

Its true - you guys DO get better work storys.


I parked my bus once and lost it. :done: and that's only half of it. Maybe at the next KB rally..............??


Skyryder

[Subike]

I parked my bus once and lost it. :done: and that's only half of it. Maybe at the next KB rally..............??


Skyryder

are you hoping the half of the bus you lost will turn up at the rally?

[ynot slow]

He was just toooo pissed to walk home.

[Swoop]

Sheesh, what DOES it take to be noticed?:crazy:
Try changing the siren noise to the same as the Mr Whippy van?

[flyingcrocodile46]

Better work story -
Sheesh, what DOES it take to be noticed?:crazy:

Well!... If you're a corpse... about three days worth of cooking in the boot of a car parked at the front door of a crime scene swarming with NZ's finest should just about do it. :Pokey: Though I suppose there have to be some of those more challenging types of crime scenes than the ones that involve your own vehicles **even when you aren't actually driving them** :spanking:

[scumdog]

Well!... If you're a corpse... about three days worth of cooking in the boot of a car parked at the front door of a crime scene swarming with NZ's finest should just about do it. :Pokey: Though I suppose there have to be some of those more challenging types of crime scenes than the ones that involve your own vehicles **even when you aren't actually driving them** :spanking:

Soooo, for all motorcyclists to be noticed they should carry around a car with a three day corpse in the boot?????:spudwhat::scratch:

[Madness]

Preferably of Chinese descent.