This yarn made me laugh. Your turn now!!

[huck farley]

Subject: Fw: poor old fella
>
> An old fella goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra
> "Can I have six tablets, cut in quarters?"
> "I can cut them for you," said the chemist, "but you know a quarter
> tablet won't give you a full erection."
> "I'm 96" said the old man. "I don't want an erection.
> "I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my
> slippers!"

Cheers all
Huck :first:

[pete376403]

Hillbilly couple are walking out of the divorce court. the (ex) wife is crying her eyes out. (ex) husband says, "for fucks sake, stop cryin', you're still my sister!"

[huck farley]

A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks.
On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield.
"Oh! He's my favorite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my ass?" he asked the tattooist.
So it was done. On the way out of the store he spotted another picture on the wall, this time Mike Tyson.
"Oh, good Lord!" the queer blurted out. "I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him on my other cheek?"
So it was done. On returning home, his boyfriend says, "Well, drop your trousers, give us a look."
He dropped his pants and showed his ass.
His boyfriend gasped and replied, "I think our relationship is over! I sure as hell aint getting in the ring with those two!!!