KB Rep Bling Trading Co

[Quasievil]

Thats right I would like to introduce you to the KB Rep Bling trading company

In view of the recent changes to the rep system and the loss to some of you of large numbers of your positive rep, I have identified and patented a niche market solution to your pain, YES YOUR PAIN !!!

Ladies and gentlemen ,Mr Poos and Skidmark,Welcome to the KB Rep bling trading Company.

Here is how it works, simply sign up via this thread and we will keep you in the BLING, yes its that simple.
each 10 people will be grouped togther in there own rep harvesting network, each day each 10 members will bling each other member with a positive rep, giving you the customer 10 NEW REPS EVERY DAY, THATS RIGHT EVERY DAY !!!!!!!

And if you dont want your daily bling, you can trade it for bling credits or even CASH !!! thats right some members crave Rep Bling so much they will pay huge dollars to YOU !!!!

Imagine that, imagine some extra CASH IN YOUR POCKET !!!!!

Its so easy, sign up today and go into the draw to win 10 EXTRA BLINGS ON SIGNING !!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE

oh hang on, nope thats it actually





small print

this is in no way affiliated with the owners of the site, and anything I say or do in this company should be treated with the utmost caution.

[crazybigal]

oh man what do i have to do to be green again!

[Mikkel]

Too late - Mr. jrandom already owns this particular niche of the market.

[Qkkid]

where do we sign up:rolleyes:

[Steam]

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[sAsLEX]

Will bling people for cash!

Petrol mortgage food they all add up!

[mister.koz]

oh man what do i have to do to be green again!

But the colour of your bling matches your avatar??

[Hitcher]

Damn. The gig is finally up. Yes folks, there is more than one of me. The United Federation Of Hitchers has finally been exposed.

[Toaster]

Someone mention money???!!!! mmmmm bling it baby yeah!

[Conquiztador]

But wait, there is even more!

SWAP U Ltd is the ultimate in care.

Give us your house keys, bike keys, all your passwords, EFT-POS cards and credit cards and you will be free.

One of our specially trained staff will take your place (for an small extra fee we will even upgrade you to a younger model!) and nobody will know.

We will then live your life for you. We will do it all. We will do all your postings, all your blinging, all your emailing, shit we even wipe our azzes as we were you.

We will mend all the bridges you have destroyed, get mum and dad to re-instate you in to their will, your GP will be surprised that you suddenly are fully healthy and you can get that million dollar life insurance.

We care about you, now you can die and nobody needs to know.

[FJRider]

I think those immortal words from Star Trek...BEAM ME UP SCOTTY... apply now !!!

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Note: It is against Maxxx policy to make posts to depression threads....

[Brett]

GIVE ME MY BLING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:devil2:

[Laava]

Hurry up and join the all new " Laava's cyber-communist party"
With compulsory joining up to all of the above and immunity from infractions from join up day. And, no, there are no fucking steak knives for the first 200 sign ups! What do you expect? This is communism! You get to have a share of the pixels and do rostered shifts in the KB T shirt printing sweat shop-er, I mean factory!

[TOTO]

good idea , bling sent with no charge. :niceone:

[MSTRS]

good idea , bling sent with no charge. :niceone:

Cheap or free bling is likely to be costume jewellery, and as such is worthless. The only bling that counts is that which is honestly earned, at the expense of stubbed toes, skinned knees and the odd blackeye...
Quasi's idea, although it could have merit, sounds suspiciously like a pyramid scheme, which we all know is illegal and can't compete with 'my' scheme...you know, the one where for a small fee of just one green bling, I will sign over 30% of my accumulated bling. Be quick, before the EvilTyrantOwnerOfTheSite closes the loophole that currently allows this opportunity.

[avgas]

I leave for a few days and this is what happens.
Whats my bling worth - and how can i sell it?
How much carbon credits can i get for it?

[Freakshow]

So does this mean we have to post 10 times a day to get our bling??? And do we get a membership card that I can put in my walet next the Flybuys, Subcard, onecard, AAcard, batercard, coffee house card!!

[ManDownUnder]

Fuck this is funny... Quasi... awesome mate - best laugh I've had in ages!

[vifferman]

So does this mean we have to post 10 times a day to get our bling??? And do we get a membership card that I can put in my walet next the Flybuys, Subcard, onecard, AAcard, batercard, coffee house card!!
If you get a gold "batercard", would it be called a gold Master Bater Card? :spudwhat:

[Luckylegs]

If you get a gold "batercard", would it be called a gold Master Bater Card? :spudwhat:

Like this guy.... :no:

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-16835582.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B81197070-8B9C-4B35-BC06-9683F92579F3%7D

[TOTO]

If you get a gold "batercard", would it be called a gold Master Bater Card? :spudwhat:

you need a Debit Bling Card. No interest on the bling you use from it...

[WRT]

Like this guy.... :no:



Hey look, it's a pic of Quasi typing this thread!

[stify]

And do we get a membership card that I can put in my walet next the Flybuys, Subcard, onecard, AAcard, batercard, coffee house card!!

and the honda riders club card...we already get free meals on em...

now how can i get a bling rewards card??

[Swoop]

where do we sign up:rolleyes:

Simply phone 0800 FOR BLING.
Our operators are standing by!

[avgas]

20 years from now interest rates will rise and finance companies will fall.
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Because they invested in KB bling

[Maha]

Thats right I would like to introduce you to the KB Rep Bling trading company

In view of the recent changes to the rep system and the loss to some of you of large numbers of your positive rep, I have identified and patented a niche market solution to your pain, YES YOUR PAIN !!!

Ladies and gentlemen ,Mr Poos and Skidmark,Welcome to the KB Rep bling trading Company.

Here is how it works, simply sign up via this thread and we will keep you in the BLING, yes its that simple.
each 10 people will be grouped togther in there own rep harvesting network, each day each 10 members will bling each other member with a positive rep, giving you the customer 10 NEW REPS EVERY DAY, THATS RIGHT EVERY DAY !!!!!!!

And if you dont want your daily bling, you can trade it for bling credits or even CASH !!! thats right some members crave Rep Bling so much they will pay huge dollars to YOU !!!!

Imagine that, imagine some extra CASH IN YOUR POCKET !!!!!

Its so easy, sign up today and go into the draw to win 10 EXTRA BLINGS ON SIGNING !!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE

oh hang on, nope thats it actually





small print

this is in no way affiliated with the owners of the site, and anything I say or do in this company should be treated with the utmost caution.


I thought Pyramid Schemes were Illegal?....Plus, the Amway system has been tried and proven outside all Biker Sites. This just cant possibly work...:wacko:

[Swoop]

The ScAmway scheme isn't a pyramid scheme???

... learn something new every day...:whistle:

[Dodger]

LOL,
I think this has been one of the more entertaining reads today :)

[Maha]

... learn something new every day...:whistle:

Like....Quasi for 'Dancing with the Stars' episode IIII

JUST A RUMOUR AT THIS STAGE.

[Dodger]

The ScAmway scheme isn't a pyramid scheme???
... learn something new every day...:whistle:

[Simpson's Quote]
Seminar speaker: First, let me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about. No sir. Our model is the trapezoid!
[/Simpson's Quote]

[007XX]

[Simpson's Quote]
Seminar speaker: First, let me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about. No sir. Our model is the trapezoid!
[/Simpson's Quote]

yes, but do you get Avon freebies with it?

Uh, Uh?

Do ya, well DO YA???

[Patrick]

Wow... awesome...

I have some red for sale, much faster than those other colours, coz its red... and we all know red is fast....

Going fast... make a bid...

[P38]

Thanks Quasi

But I'd prefer to continue swapping my Bling for sexual favours.

:whistle:

[hazard02]

I would like to buy some bling but I spent all my money on World of Warcraft gold :(

[cowpoos]

Thats right I would like to introduce you to the KB Rep Bling trading company

In view of the recent changes to the rep system and the loss to some of you of large numbers of your positive rep, I have identified and patented a niche market solution to your pain, YES YOUR PAIN !!!

Ladies and gentlemen ,Mr Poos and Skidmark,Welcome to the KB Rep bling trading Company.

Here is how it works, simply sign up via this thread and we will keep you in the BLING, yes its that simple.
each 10 people will be grouped togther in there own rep harvesting network, each day each 10 members will bling each other member with a positive rep, giving you the customer 10 NEW REPS EVERY DAY, THATS RIGHT EVERY DAY !!!!!!!

And if you dont want your daily bling, you can trade it for bling credits or even CASH !!! thats right some members crave Rep Bling so much they will pay huge dollars to YOU !!!!

Imagine that, imagine some extra CASH IN YOUR POCKET !!!!!

Its so easy, sign up today and go into the draw to win 10 EXTRA BLINGS ON SIGNING !!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE

oh hang on, nope thats it actually





small print

this is in no way affiliated with the owners of the site, and anything I say or do in this company should be treated with the utmost caution.


Oh for fuck sake bret!! you only posted this to get rep!! you rep whore!! I'm surprised you don't have it on your own site www.sportsbike.co.nz ...which I must addmitt is a pretty cool website... but does lack depth of members!! [at least it dont have fucking ghey threads like...my washing machine won't fucking go??? my dog hung himself coz I didn't walk him often enough and my motorcycle is scared of turkeys!! so it crashes when it see any bird or too much sun [sunstrike] or a stone [classed as gravel I'm told??? I mean...one fucking stone...get over yourselfs!! fuckin hell]...so anyway...al lthe rep shit is about is who can appease the mob the best...it ain't got shit all to do with who is right ir more credible...its just a fucking popularity contest as the wise man white trash would say...and how right he is [not as right as riff raff of course!!!] anyway...I'm bored this weekend...anyone having a piss-up???

[EJK]

But wait, there is even more!


I thought there was going to be....

[I]BUT WAIT! CALL WITHIN 15 MINUTES AND.... thing... lol


Disappointed :mad:

[Mikkel]

Oh for fuck sake bret!! you only posted this to get rep!! you rep whore!! I'm surprised you don't have it on your own site www.sportsbike.co.nz ...which I must addmitt is a pretty cool website... but does lack depth of members!! [at least it dont have fucking ghey threads like...my washing machine won't fucking go??? my dog hung himself coz I didn't walk him often enough and my motorcycle is scared of turkeys!! so it crashes when it see any bird or too much sun [sunstrike] or a stone [classed as gravel I'm told??? I mean...one fucking stone...get over yourselfs!! fuckin hell]...so anyway...al lthe rep shit is about is who can appease the mob the best...it ain't got shit all to do with who is right ir more credible...its just a fucking popularity contest as the wise man white trash would say...and how right he is [not as right as riff raff of course!!!] anyway...I'm bored this weekend...anyone having a piss-up???

Look who's rep whoring...

:lol:

[Usarka]

Sorry bovine-shit, no bling left, but fuuuuuuny on so many levels. Just as well no bling because the screen suddenly split into tow fuzzy halves......

[Okey Dokey]

Oh, dear. Certainly are a lot of posts about rep these days...thanks for the laughs.

[avgas]

But I'd prefer to continue swapping my Bling for sexual favours.

You can fix WINJA's roof - looking sexual
Ah the good ol days