first crash with luke this morning!!!

[ajturbo]

just got in from a ride with luke where we had our first crash, luckly it was a slow speed one, i had managed to get the speed down,
we finished up going over a bank, it was only then we left the bike,
i had trouble keeping it together,
luke stayed with me, he was hanging onto me...he must have had the death grip as he didn't let go!
we picked oursleves up and asked the question.... you ok??!? at the same time.
then we looked at the bike, on it's side (left), still going, managed to pick it up by myself!,
we checked the bike for damage..
the fairing is cracked, grass stains, (on jeans also) but that was all



want the real story now?


yep we fell of the bike...the scooter... :scooter: .. going down a grassy hill,.... back wheel let go... i had trouble keeping the laughing from hurting my stomach, luke was rolling around laughing..
but it was luke's frist big off!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Sniper]

Hahaha, shit, everyone is peeling off left right and center. Hope all of you are OK.

Ride safe guys, its not good hearing off all your bins (Even on a scooter :lol:)

[ajturbo]

sorry to wind you all up.... it's just i couldn't resist it,
it happened on the farm, we were doing about 2-3km/hr but it was steep...too steep for the slick, chunky knoblies on the step thew......
we sped up sliding!!!

hahahah
it would have looked funny!

[wari]

WE are nott ammused are we little fella ... :yeah: ... oh ... apparrently we ARE amused ... :killingme:

TRy using cardboard next time mate ... :spudbooge

[Riff Raff]

Huh, you had me worried there for a sec. :angry:


stains, (on jeans also)

Do we really need to know that part?? :lol:


I like this selective editing crap, ha ha

[ajturbo]

[QUOTE=Riff Raff]Huh, you had me worried there for a sec. :angry:

so nice that...
sorry honest!!!!



Do we really need to know that part?? :lol:


well you would know! :o

[FROSTY]

now if luke was baby bikie hed be asking if I'd hurt the bike. :Punk:

[Quasievil]

Are you telling me , you got a ticket and Binned all before we saw you 3 hours ago ?? "youre a hard man Jakeeee"

[Cajun]

Are you telling me , you got a ticket and Binned all before we saw you 3 hours ago ?? "youre a hard man Jakeeee"
All got home safe i see Quasi?

didn't see mister maxima on way back down hill, lucky cause i was going a not to bad speed

[ajturbo]

Are you telling me , you got a ticket and Binned all before we saw you 3 hours ago ?? "youre a hard man Jakeeee"


BASTERD,
i was thinking of hiding the fact that ,:Police: wanted me to stop and say hi..this time (if i was gay) had a nice young, :Police: man.
tryed groveling, pleading, changing the subject..but alas i was speeding and i got caught.
i was in the wrong,
now i WILL have to get a job to pay the fine, just put the check in the post for the last one........
but i think the radar saved me from a BIGGER fine!!

luke has just got the scooter out again as i write.... there he goes... :scooter:

[Riff Raff]

And you were going how fast?

[ajturbo]

And you were going how fast?







:o :o :o
it takes a bit for things to sink in with me by the looks eh...

but same as last time... he was coming towards me and turned on the radar.. i had no chance.... but i was doing well over 160 when i i heard the detector go off and saw in the mirror the flashing lights WAY, WAY, WAY behind me.... i actully could have done a runner, but was on reserve!!!!

not bosting there, but he only started to gain on me when i slowed down, also the thort he may have got the rego........

[Riff Raff]

:o
it takes a bit for things to sink in with me by the looks eh...
:no: :no: :no: tsk, tsk, tsk and all that stuff.

Oh yeah, was the :Police: cute - if so send him my way!

[Quasievil]

Yeah good rise back and two new bikes to the fold, Gixxerboy got his K41000 and TIm is gettting the SP5, perfect day, and it aint over yet !!!!!:Punk:

[ajturbo]

Oh yeah, was the :Police: cute - if so send him my way![/QUOTE]


oh yer you would have had him on the spot.... young...... in uniform, hell i might just try the other side now that i can "marry" the guy....and take half his money in a couple of years

[Riff Raff]

oh yer you would have had him on the spot.... young...... in uniform, hell i might just try the other side now that i can "marry" the guy....and take half his money in a couple of years
Have been wondering whether you bat for the other side!!! :killingme :killingme :killingme

[ajturbo]

Have been wondering whether you bat for the other side!!! :killingme :killingme :killingme


hell at the moment i would take anthing........

[Riff Raff]

hell at the moment i would take anthing........

Do I hear any bids for this um...errr.... slightly soiled specimen of a desperate male. Come on ladies, do I hear $2 ... $2 and he love you long time... ok the overweight gay men in the corner - how about $1 and he swallow?

Err, Mr Turbo, do you have any special tricks up your sleeve that will entice the bidders?

:killingme :killingme :devil2:

[avgas]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ajturbo]

Err, Mr Turbo, do you have any special tricks up your sleeve that will entice the bidders?

:killingme :killingme :devil2:[/QUOTE]


i seam to be very good at attracting people in uniform,

tricks...??
your getting a bit personal here! :ride:

[Riff Raff]

i seam to be very good at attracting people in uniform,

tricks...??
your getting a bit personal here! :ride:

Unfortunately the attracting people in uniform thingy detracted in your value for my clients. I have, however had an enquiry involving duct tape, a maids uniform, high heel stilettos, a sheep and a whoopee cushion. Apparently if you know what to do with all these items, then you're the guy for him. He's willing to up the bidding to $4.25.
We could always look at putting you up on TradeMe. It would probably help your cause if you learn the words and dance moves to Racey Riders song.

[ajturbo]

Unfortunately the attracting people in uniform thingy detracted in your value for my clients. I have, however had an enquiry involving duct tape, a maids uniform, high heel stilettos, a sheep and a whoopee cushion. Apparently if you know what to do with all these items, then you're the guy for him. He's willing to up the bidding to $4.25.
We could always look at putting you up on TradeMe. It would probably help your cause if you learn the words and dance moves to Racey Riders song.



someone HELP!!!! :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
she knows me toooo well , in a funny coincidence , i have come in contact with all those items...BUT NOT ALL AT THE SAME TIME OR WHAT YOU ARE THINKING!!!!!!!
the sheep thing, the last time i had manhandled one it finished on top!!! :weep:

[Riff Raff]

the sheep thing, the last time i had manhandled one it finished on top!!! :weep:
That sheep has put in a bid for $4.30, but she asks that you don't use velcro this time - it pulled out too much wool

[ajturbo]

ok but the sheep has to agree to meeting outside the drenching yards, last time i had shit all over my back!!! :Oi::angry2:

[gav]

OK Andy, found a woman into bikes just for you, sleep well :yeah:

[ajturbo]

OK Andy, found a woman into bikes just for you, sleep well :yeah:




:killingme :killingme :killingme
who told you i was a butt man???

[Riff Raff]

who told you i was a butt man???

:killingme :killingme :killingme
She looks perfect for you. Just make sure you take your bag of flour with you on your date!!!

[ajturbo]

:killingme :killingme :killingme
She looks perfect for you. Just make sure you take your bag of flour with you on your date!!!




bag?...BAG ???
i would need a truck full just to cover it!
but mmmmmm think of the photo's.... :puke: :puke:

i feel sorry for her feet.....AND the bike
i once (ONCE!!)took a rather large girl for a ride ON THE BIKE!! got around the block and the rear suspention shit it's self... fu%$$## prolinks!!!
told her that she had to walk home....hahahahaha
mean barsted eh ...
it was only around the block!!
but for her it probably like climbing MT Egmont...hahahah

[Riff Raff]

bag?...BAG ???
i would need a truck full just to cover it!
but mmmmmm think of the photo's.... :puke: :puke:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuw!

The fat chick who was going to bid $4.31 has withdrawn it. She prefers men to use the sniff test on her.

[ajturbo]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuw!

The fat chick who was going to bid $4.31 has withdrawn it. She prefers men to use the sniff test on her.


:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: