Golfing Hit Man

[Korumba]

Two
old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of
their
local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to
them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn
up.'

'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing
and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around
the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, 'What do you do for a
living?'

'I'm a hit man,' was the reply.

'You're joking!'
was the response.

'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into his golf
bag, and pulling out a
beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large
telescopic sight. 'Here are my tools.'

'That's a beautiful
telescopic sight,' said the other friend,
'Can I take a look? I think
I might be able to see my house from
here.' So he picked up the rifle
and looked through the sight in the
direction of his
house.

'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is
fantastic. I can see
right in the window.' 'Wow, I can see my wife in
the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my
neighbor in there with her......He's naked, too!!!

He turned to
the hit man, 'How much do you charge for a hit?'

'I'll do a flat
rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the
trigger.'

'Can you do two for me now?'

'Sure, what do you
want?'

'First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot
her in the
mouth.'

'Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine,
so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.'

The hit man
took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few
minutes.

'Are you going to do it or not?' said the friend
impatiently.

'Just be patient,' said the hit man calmly, 'I think
I can save
you a grand here.....'