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DMNTD
7th April 2008, 11:27
I thought it was about time that I got myself a job as I haven't had a full time job since the mid 1990's ...you know so I can buy myself another bike and all :dodge:
So I hereby would like to introduce the newest salesman at Bayride Motorcycles,Tauranga. (http://www.bayride.co.nz/sep/home.asp) :first:
Right...now to sort a lovely 1098S as a Co. vehicle :yes:

Mikkel
7th April 2008, 11:29
Good on ya. Congratulations! :niceone:

Crisis management
7th April 2008, 11:29
Congratulations, but will this bring a new meaning to "make me an offer I can't resist"?

Sparky Bills
7th April 2008, 11:29
Sweet!
Congrats man :2thumbsup

Devil
7th April 2008, 11:30
WTF, you'll scare them all off!

:devil2:

MSTRS
7th April 2008, 11:30
So tyres just dropped in price?

MyGSXF
7th April 2008, 11:31
Good one Chris!!! Enjoy!! :2thumbsup

Jen :rockon:

ManDownUnder
7th April 2008, 11:35
Onya man - I'd employ you in a heartbeat!

onearmedbandit
7th April 2008, 11:37
Nice. Trying to find me one of those at the moment as well.

Cajun
7th April 2008, 11:38
nice mate, enjoy it

007XX
7th April 2008, 11:39
WOOHOOO!!!! I as so very happy for you!!! :banana::banana::banana:

It's a long time due my friend...Congratulations!!! :hug:

DingoZ
7th April 2008, 11:40
Nice one.........:)

Congrats

boomer
7th April 2008, 11:41
Hook a honkie up..??


Congratulations or commiserations..??!!! I'm not sure what you Maori folk think about work
:chase:

DMNTD
7th April 2008, 11:42
Good on ya. Congratulations! :niceone:

Sweet!
Congrats man :2thumbsup
Cheers!


Congratulations, but will this bring a new meaning to "make me an offer I can't resist"?

WTF, you'll scare them all off!
:devil2:
Hey I got to work with what I've got eh? :2thumbsup


So tyres just dropped in price?
Funny you should say that young man. I'm in the process of ensuring the the tyre prices drop dramatically but I'm good like that don't ya know ;)




Good one Chris!!! Enjoy!!
I still can't believe that people are willing to pay me money to play with bikes,especially Duc's and all!!

sels1
7th April 2008, 11:45
Right...now to sort a lovely 1098S as a Co. vehicle

Lyndsay's got some nice Triumphs there too. Good on ya.

Mikkel
7th April 2008, 11:46
I still can't believe that people are willing to pay me money to play with bikes,especially Duc's and all!!

Yeah, enduring those pesky customers is the only downside ;)

Nasty
7th April 2008, 11:46
Congrats .. that is fantastic news ... now go and sell!!!

MyGSXF
7th April 2008, 11:49
I still can't believe that people are willing to pay me money to play with bikes,especially Duc's and all!!

lols.. tis gunna be sooooo hard to drag yourself outta bed & go to 'WORK' every morning now.... :whistle:

Donor
7th April 2008, 11:54
About time ya bum.

And sort that horribly out of date website out while yer at it!

DMNTD
7th April 2008, 12:00
Hook a honkie up..??
Congratulations or commiserations..??!!! I'm not sure what you Maori folk think about work
:chase:
All good bro...I've claimed this job and it's all mine I tells ya!
Now then...can you provide me with work gear?



Lyndsay's got some nice Triumphs there too. Good on ya.
Oh yes! The toys won't be thrown from this cot...ridden,definitely!



Yeah, enduring those pesky customers is the only downside ;)
Heh! All good...those "pesky customers" will be unwittingly paying for my next bike :lol:



Congrats .. that is fantastic news ... now go and sell!!!
3 "sold" before I've started :cool:



lols.. tis gunna be sooooo hard to drag yourself outta bed & go to 'WORK' every morning now..
You should see my alarm clock! Oh....maybe not :pinch:

Mrs Busa Pete
7th April 2008, 12:15
Onya man - I'd employ you in a heartbeat!

What about me. :innocent::hug:

DMNTD
7th April 2008, 12:19
What about me. :innocent::hug:

I think that there was a height restriction and you're not innocent and calm like me

Mrs Busa Pete
7th April 2008, 12:21
Congrats Chris at least you can stay home now and not have so far to commute :2thumbsup Now all you have to do is sit back and wait for the :chase:customers to come .

Mrs Busa Pete
7th April 2008, 12:24
I think that there was a height restriction and you're not innocent and calm like me



I can wear hight heels. And i am so :bleh:

Pumba
7th April 2008, 12:27
Congrats on the job Chris, might have to come see you with this insurance money I have burning a hole in my back pocket:msn-wink:

fireball
7th April 2008, 12:32
congrats to you!

now both LilSel and I will have to come visit when we are down there for a test ride for our new bikes.......

Pussy
7th April 2008, 12:33
Good one, Chris!! Now you'll be able to sell me a R7 when Yamaha get their shit together and produce the R7 model :rolleyes:

DMNTD
7th April 2008, 12:50
Congrats on the job Chris, might have to come see you with this insurance money I have burning a hole in my back pocket:msn-wink:
Maaaaaaate....do I have the deal of the century for you! :done:


Good one, Chris!! Now you'll be able to sell me a R7 when Yamaha get their shit together and produce the R7 model :rolleyes:
No worries mate...I could even scrub the tyres in for you too. All part of the services that I can provide. :yes:



congrats to you!

now both LilSel and I will have to come visit when we are down there for a test ride for our new bikes.......
Thanking thee...would be happy to help you two out if I can :sunny:
Btw...thanks for helping out on Friday so we all could have our fun! Appreciated muchly

RC1
7th April 2008, 12:55
[QUOTE=DMNTD;1509152]Funny you should say that young man. I'm in the process of ensuring the the tyre prices drop dramatically but I'm good like that don't ya know ;)
[/B] MMM TL need new rubber in the next couple months

The Pastor
7th April 2008, 13:03
nice one dmntd i'd buy a bike of you if i were a rich cunt (im just a cunt atm)

NZsarge
7th April 2008, 13:05
Nice mate, if I had an once of sales skills i'd be keen to get into that scene too.

T.I.E
7th April 2008, 13:17
what no really?
no seriously :shit:?
hey if your not getting tax payer money, and neither am i now who is?
thats alot of money that will go to waste. cant let uncle/aunty Helen get his/her hands on it.

gijoe1313
7th April 2008, 13:26
Ooh looks like one day I get to test ride some bike in the Toe-ranges? :woohoo: :msn-wink:

DMNTD
7th April 2008, 13:30
Ooh looks like one day I get to test ride some bike in the Toe-ranges? :woohoo: :msn-wink:

Oi you....none of these 1000km test rides ya hear! :lol:

Korumba
7th April 2008, 13:36
Congrats.. 2 Weeks ago you could not even spell "Salesman" now you are one!

007XX
7th April 2008, 13:42
OoOoOo...I just went onto the linky, and you sell Triumph now...:shifty: Me likey that a lot :yes:

Bet you won't try so hard to get me on to a ER6 now, eh? :bleh:

DMNTD
7th April 2008, 13:49
Congrats.. 2 Weeks ago you could not even spell "Salesman" now you are one!
Nah I just use Firefox now...has built in spell checker :pinch:



OoOoOo...I just went onto the linky, and you sell Triumph now...:shifty: Me likey that a lot :yes:

Bet you won't try so hard to get me on to a ER6 now, eh? :bleh:
Heh...PM sent :lol:

madandy
7th April 2008, 13:58
Soooo...good deals on parts & servicing too aye ;)
Just may have to pop in and say helloooo.

chanceyy
7th April 2008, 14:14
:lol: nice one Chris .. hmm might still have to sort that weekend out to come test riding .. :rolleyes:

EJK
7th April 2008, 14:14
Show me the 1098S on 27th ;)

I might pop by...



Hell, I don't even know how you look like!

Firefight
7th April 2008, 14:47
congrats,

bought my last R6 off BR, very happy with the deal/service, also bought the Mrs bike from them, worth going out of AK for great service.

suprised more don,t do the same, hope it goes well for you.


F/F

inlinefour
7th April 2008, 14:53
lols.. tis gunna be sooooo hard to drag yourself outta bed & go to 'WORK' every morning now.... :whistle:

it sounds like its going to be harder to drag himself back home from work more like it...:shit:

Maha
7th April 2008, 14:59
What a girl.....I mean, fucken good onya Twis, Got any 14's there for around the $7 k mark??
Ona more serious note.....I really fancy the 08' FZ1-S...in black so keep that in mind....

gijoe1313
7th April 2008, 16:45
Show me the 1098S on 27th ;)

I might pop by...



Hell, I don't even know how you look like!

Just look for the biker eating squirrel shit and with his toes poking out from his boots! :eek5:

And when he sees you on the FXR, he'll think you're rich asian who is in need of a serious upgrade! :innocent: :devil2:

Toaster
7th April 2008, 16:47
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

EJK
7th April 2008, 16:49
Just look for the biker eating squirrel shit and with his toes poking out from his boots! :eek5:

And when he sees you on the FXR, he'll think you're rich asian who is in need of a serious upgrade! :innocent: :devil2:

Yah, let me test ride yar Hornet :innocent:

What ya offer?

Unit
7th April 2008, 16:55
Hell, I don't even know how you look like!
Here ya go then

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Maha
7th April 2008, 16:59
Here ya go then


He loves it down there......:sweatdrop

Pussy
7th April 2008, 17:03
Got a black belt in tongue-fu, Chris??

Unit
7th April 2008, 17:05
Great news eh folks, now maybe I can retire? :rolleyes:

Laava
7th April 2008, 17:10
Yeah, I need new tyres too Annette! Pirelli Scorpions F&R

Matt_TG
7th April 2008, 17:37
Good work Chris! Now get cleaning those bikes, with ya tongue!!

McDuck
7th April 2008, 18:26
Will ya accept work related PMs? lol

Brett
7th April 2008, 19:22
Nice work matey! Will be sure to pop in next time I am down that way for a coffee! Not hard to sell things your passionate about is it!

Brett
7th April 2008, 19:23
Here ya go then

You can dress a bogan up nice and pretty, but he will always be a bogan aye!!:clap:

R6_kid
7th April 2008, 19:43
so how about a sweet deal on that black R6 with the full two bros system?

DMNTD
7th April 2008, 19:52
Got a black belt in tongue-fu, Chris??
Heh...notice how Unit is always smiling? :devil2:



Great news eh folks, now maybe I can retire? :rolleyes:
LOL! Are you high???



Will ya accept work related PMs? lol
Indeed I do...as you now know :cool:



Nice work matey! Will be sure to pop in next time I am down that way for a coffee! Not hard to sell things your passionate about is it!
Good stuff Brett...bowl on in for a cuppa and yarn anytime mate.

Usarka
7th April 2008, 20:03
Get a job hippy.

whats all this about then?



Ona more serious note.....I really fancy the 08' FZ1-S...in black so keep that in mind....

Mmmm, nice....

emaN
7th April 2008, 20:04
So I hereby would like to introduce the newest salesman at Bayride Motorcycles,Tauranga. (http://www.bayride.co.nz/sep/home.asp) :first:
Right...now to sort a lovely 1098S as a Co. vehicle :yes:[/B]
should said salesman hypothetically require the services of a particularly handsome eyetie for any 'eyetie-on-eyetie' action, (:scooter:) one has to but whisper in said italian's general direction

:whistle:

Good to hear, well done fool!

DMNTD
7th April 2008, 20:14
should said salesman hypothetically require the services of a particularly handsome eyetie for any 'eyetie-on-eyetie' action, (:scooter:) one has to but whisper in said italian's general direction

:whistle:

Good to hear, well done fool!
Oh the pains that I must endure riding such beauties for a job...and selling too I guess <_< Mind you I'll have to commute to work on my wee Italian scooter.
Sucks to be me I tell ya! :eek:



so how about a sweet deal on that black R6 with the full two bros system?
Show me the money and i can show you the deals!
It so happens that I know the guy that brings in the Two Bro's systems :niceone:



Get a job hippy.
Mate I've had a haircut and God dammit...I've had a shave too! :confused:

Sanx
7th April 2008, 21:05
Fuck, things are changing in my absence.

Still, I have no doubts that you'll do a sterling job, mate. You must have superb sales skills ... otherwise how on earth would such a great chick as Unit have picked ya.

Should I return to NZ any time soon, warm up the engine on an 848 for us ;)

cowboyz
7th April 2008, 21:05
so are you actually working for money or are you just going to bring a new bike home every week?

Oh, you do that already........

BarBender
8th April 2008, 17:53
Right...now to sort a lovely 1098S as a Co. vehicle

Giz a ride cuz?:devil2:

DMNTD
8th April 2008, 19:17
Giz a ride cuz?:devil2:

Heh...mate if I do get one and IF you can fit on the thing then of course you can ride it :yes:

Swoop
8th April 2008, 20:10
I can wear hight heels.
Is anyone else concerned about Pete admitting this?:scratch:

MidnightMike
8th April 2008, 20:17
Congrats on the job chris.

Might come in soon as the test riding for my first big bike has already begun!

stify
8th April 2008, 20:23
mint news bud, maybe in the market for some new wheels later in the year...and i'll be wantin shiny stuff added too au

EJK
8th April 2008, 20:52
Don't you get discounts on new/ used bike purchases?

Uh oh... I smell

GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN 7!!

_Gina_
10th April 2008, 05:11
You just took that job so you wouldn't have to stop in at my place for a blowy when heading to/from Whangarei! :blah:

Congrats - they say good things come to those who are god damn patient and BAM! there you go...

I will give this the appropriate honour and buy my 1098S from you at the end of the year when I get my licence back :D
G

BIHB@0610
10th April 2008, 09:07
Congrats Chris!!! Awesome awesome awesome :2thumbsup

Took my boy in yesterday to get some antifog cloth to wipe his goggles (he does downhill mountainbiking - and they say sidecar guys are mad .....??). We were going to say hi but you were in full swing demonstrating what looked oddly like someone accelerating to 150km/h with apehangers and highway pegs .... how did you not fall over?

Lovely friendly staff behind the counter too, by the way - great team you've got there.