Speeding, ouch..................

[MSTRS]

Here's one from an inspector. I don't know if it's true or another legend but he reckons in his earlier days they were questioning a real broken arse twat. While the 'd' was asking questions the cop behind got a fish from the supermarket and when Mr Broken arse gave the wrong answer he got slapped with the fish. Now when he eventually appeared in court he claimed to the judge and jury that his confession was under duress as he was slapped around the head with a fish. The judge didn't believe his rendition of events as who would believe anyone who claimed to be slapped around the head by a fish??
Buy a fish for a slapping?? You've been reading too much 'Asterix"

[MSTRS]

In my case it was a rolled up wet newspaper. Oh hang on..........no, it was a cousin of mine.

[jimbo600]

It must be true!:headbang:
I saw it on TV once.

I think it was that there fish-slapping dance. :crazy:

Must be BS then. I just repeated the story. If I made it up I would have said the cop used a trawlerman's sock filled with yak faeces.

[Biff]

I was once beaten about by a policeman wielding a wip. Hang on - no that was my missis on one of our "special dress up nights". Sorry - move along now... :Police:

[Biff]

I was once beaten about by a policeman wielding a whip. Hang on - no that was my missis on one of our "special dress up nights". Sorry - move along now... :Police:

[**R1**]

I'm not sying it never happens, its a shame in some cases that it doesn't happen a hell of a lot more. However R1AaronKDX has chosen to alledge he has been the victim of one of the biggest hoax police / urban legends of all time. If he wants to have any credibility he would have to come up with a much more convincing story than that one. I couldn't possibly recall how many times I've had that story put to me but its usually a mate of a mate or an uncle or brother etc, nobody is usually stupid enough to alledge it actually happened to them.

Funny thats what the coppers said to my lawyer, i think your kind all say that to get away with it. i did stretch the truth a little tho, i did do it and probly even deserved it but as far as i was aware its still against the law if u deserve it or not. ask sgt miller at chch plice station that was the cock suka that did it, i was only 16 at the time, and it was his son i smaked over, and i only did that coz he was a coppers son and thought he could do whatever he liked and im over it just not over the coppers. lets just say the prick left a lasting impresion.

[**R1**]

Actually yeah - am I right?. Shoot - do you have any jobs going? I'd obviously make an excellent detective. :shifty:
i dont think you would make a good detective, you seem like a nice guy. D's are the worst it like the graduate some kind of school for pricks.

[**R1**]

They have been charged with Dangerous Driving, Party to Dangerous Driving and I think Careless Driving, none of which has a power to impound vehicles or a 28 licence suspension. So Mr Caps Lock, get your fucken facts straight before you open your filthy, loud mouth shit hole. You know fuck all about what you are talking about and are just making a bigger cock of yourself than you allready have. I'm sure it will satisfy you to know that cops who have been charged and convicted of criminal offences have, on the whole, received much harsher penalties than you averge garden variety of low life scum sucking bottom dwellers, which is information that again highlights what an ignorant piece of shit you are.:tugger:

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Awfully well spoken for someone who is ment to be respected by the public, i think coppers should be treated harsher if the commit a crime :ar15: :Police: gad dam if they dont set a good example what hope is there for me, i blame the coppers.

[jrandom]

i dont think you would make a good detective, you seem like a nice guy. D's are the worst it like the graduate some kind of school for pricks.

Have you considered the unavoidable effect their job might have on their general outlook toward society?

If you'd like to take over their function, I'd be happy to pay you my tax dollars. So long as you perform to the same level in keeping the hoodie-wearing, methamphetamine-smoking population under control.

[jrandom]

gad dam if they dont set a good example what hope is there for me, i blame the coppers.

*I* blame your parents.

[**R1**]

Have you considered the unavoidable effect their job might have on their general outlook toward society?

If you'd like to take over their function, I'd be happy to pay you my tax dollars. So long as you perform to the same level in keeping the hoodie-wearing, methamphetamine-smoking portion of society under control.
dude if they let their job affect them in that way :weep: then i would suggest they are in the wrong job for a start, no i would be no good i have a violent history :stoogie: thanks to the coppers. and i would bash people just like they do, but then i used my common sence and got a job that i dont have to deal with scumbags. i take my hat off to any cop that is still honest (havnt meet any and i have meet a few)

ps: dont carry around any golf clubs we all no what will happen.

poor rodney king

and WTF was the deal wif that copper up kiatia Ted sumthing or other, raping that chick i dont care what her crime was she didnt deserve that they should gut that prick and feed him to the sharks.

[**R1**]

*I* blame your parents.
M8 attack me all you like i dont give a fuk, but leave my family out of it, what they do to you? picking on poor ol Ma & Pa, you cruel BASTARD.

[scumdog]

dude if they let their job affect them in that way :weep: then i would suggest they are in the wrong job for a start, no i would be no good i have a violent history :stoogie: thanks to the coppers. and i would bash people just like they do, but then i used my common sence and got a job that i dont have to deal with scumbags. i take my hat off to any cop that is still honest (havnt meet any and i have meet a few)

ps: dont carry around any golf clubs we all no what will happen.

poor rodney king

and WTF was the deal wif that copper up kiatia Ted sumthing or other, raping that chick i dont care what her crime was she didnt deserve that they should gut that prick and feed him to the sharks.

I know what you mean, and as for bloody members of public - always stealing, lying, raping, burning and killing (as well as speeding, popping wheelies and lane splitting), I don't know how they live with themselves, hang the lot of them (but then I'd need a new job). :crybaby:

Poor Constables Stretch, Umber et al... :Police:

[Teflon]

Personally I bought my TL because I like V-Twins. I guess to keep all the knockers happy I could have bought a V-Twin ride on lawn mower instead, thereby satisfying my needs but also preventing the possiblity of someone highlighting what you believe the "real question" to be.

Just another quick question, does your TL blow big puffs of smoke and run like shit?, those bores must be getting pretty glazed by now, poor thing.

[jrandom]

i have a violent history :stoogie: thanks to the coppers

Damned coppers, always pushing people into violent histories. It's the System, I tell you. The System.

[scumdog]

In my case it was a rolled up wet newspaper. Oh hang on..........no, it was a cousin of mine.

The cops slapped you 'round the head with your cousin ????????

[scumdog]

M8 attack me all you like i dont give a fuk, but leave my family out of it, what they do to you? picking on poor ol Ma & Pa, you cruel BASTARD.

You mean you had PARENTS? Now your'e stretching things, claiming to have been born, shame on you!! :gob:

[**R1**]

Just another quick question, does your TL blow big puffs of smoke and run like shit?, those bores must be getting pretty glazed by now, poor thing.


Nice :banana: :2thumbsup :lol:

[jrandom]

You mean you had PARENTS?

Stretching a point, but yes, I reckon a wet rock and the guy who turned it over could be called 'parents' if you really want to get loose with definitions.

[**R1**]

You mean you had PARENTS? Now your'e stretching things, claiming to have been born, shame on you!! :gob:

have i upset you in some way? must have touched a nerve, hurt you feelings, didnt know your kind had em.

[scumdog]

have i upset you in some way? must have touched a nerve, hurt you feelings, didnt know your kind had em.

No, but you DID say we could attack you as long as we did not have a go at you Ma & Pa, just trying to oblige. :spudwave:

Throw that man a golf-club. :rolleyes:

[**R1**]

Stretching a point, but yes, I reckon a wet rock and the guy who turned it over could be called 'parents' if you really want to get loose with definitions.
your a funny wee fella wif ya wee 250 aint ya :baby:

nice at least you have a sense of humour, not like spuddy and the dude with the hardley dangerous scummy something i think was his nane, my god i just clicked they have something in common...........................they are both cocks.... oooooppppppps typo cops

[onearmedbandit]

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[**R1**]

No, but you DID say we could attack you as long as we did not have a go at you Ma & Pa, just trying to oblige. :spudwave:

Throw that man a golf-club. :rolleyes:
well insult away :yeah: nothing you say to me will ever amount to the fact your a copper :sick:

[**R1**]

Cool, lets get into slamming each others parents!! Really brings the tone of this place up!! Smart...
hey bro wots up wif these guys? there is more bacon on here than people.

[scumdog]

your a funny wee fella wif ya wee 250 aint ya :baby:

nice at least you have a sense of humour, not like spuddy and the dude with the hardley dangerous scummy something i think was his nane, my god i just clicked they have something in common...........................they are both cocks.... oooooppppppps typo cops

Shit! all this time I thought YOU were one too, hence the friendly banter. Right, that's it, no more Mr Nice Guy for you matey-flip!! :bye: :wacko:

[scumdog]

well insult away :yeah: nothing you say to me will ever amount to the fact your a copper :sick:

Big thing is: I COULD drop down to your level (UNLIKELY) but you will NEVER climb to mine!! :whistle:

Merry Christmas!!!!! :spudwave:

[vifferman]

well insult away :yeah: nothing you say to me will ever amount to the fact your a copper :sick::spudwhat:
I guess in some weird universe that might make a wee smidgeon of sense, but... :spudwhat:


your a funny wee fella wif ya wee 250 aint ya :baby:Not that jrandom needs any defending (he's quite capable of doing it for himself), but you seem to have this weird thing going on where you equate someone's worth or their manhood with the displacement of their bike's engine.
Dangerous, that is.
Casts your own (worth, manhood, worth of manhood) into serious doubt.

[Hitcher]

I now regret having read this thread. But what's done is done and I will now have to live with the consequences.

As long as the inane Sk8r_boi abuse remains here in this thread and doesn't spread to taint other areas of our gargre, then I for one will be happy.

Otherwise I may have to resort to the "ignore" feature for the first time ever.

I hope some who should know better now recognise the folly of attempting to play Jedi mind games with the priapismically challenged...

[vifferman]

hey bro wots up wif these guys? there is more bacon on here than people.
What's up with this dork? Too much :moon: and :tugger: :tugger: deprived his few remaining brain cells of the blood they need to spark into life? :spudwhat:

:buggerd:

[T.I.E]

speeding love it but it hurts, in the flesh and or the wallet or vise versa.

but what happened if no one did speed?

or we all behaved on the road?

what would all those police do then?

[Biff]

speeding love it but it hurts, in the flesh and or the wallet or vise versa.

but what happened if no one did speed?

or we all behaved on the road?

what would all those police do then?


"mmmmm, doughnuts" - Homer J Simpson

[WINJA]

They have been charged with Dangerous Driving, Party to Dangerous Driving and I think Careless Driving, none of which has a power to impound vehicles or a 28 licence suspension. So Mr Caps Lock, get your fucken facts straight before you open your filthy, loud mouth shit hole. You know fuck all about what you are talking about and are just making a bigger cock of yourself than you allready have. I'm sure it will satisfy you to know that cops who have been charged and convicted of criminal offences have, on the whole, received much harsher penalties than you averge garden variety of low life scum sucking bottom dwellers, which is information that again highlights what an ignorant piece of shit you are.:tugger:

MERRY CHRISTMAS
SOUNDS LIKE SHIT THAT YOUR TALKING, IVE BEEN STANDING THERE WHEN SOMEONE LOST THERE LICENCE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD FOR DANGEROUS DRIVING, SO WTF ?

[PuppetMaster]

I gave up reading the thread after the 10th page. It became a bore. Too many do gooders and old ladies spouting on about Speedy pete and other criminals. Maybe you should organise your self and your other members in the knitting club to have a march to Parliament, wearing your black t-shirts and shouting, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

[MSTRS]

The cops slapped you 'round the head with your cousin ????????
Noooo......silly boy. :bash: My cousin slapped me with the rolled up wet newspaper. That's when the voices started, when I come to think of it. :wacko:

[scumdog]

What's up with this dork? Too much :moon: and :tugger: :tugger: deprived his few remaining brain cells of the blood they need to spark into life? :spudwhat:

:buggerd:

Cot the dude some slack eh? He's my source of entertainment (ok, not very highbrow but I'm bored at the moment and he's more fun than fitting Mrs SDs c4 auto in her '62 Compact :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jrandom]

your a funny wee fella wif ya wee 250 aint ya :baby:

You're in illustrious company with that remark, although it had a better ring to it when it was a 150.

Perhaps I should get a scooter, just to even up the odds in debate, like.

Or I could get a Rocket III, make the wildest and most unfounded assertions about my opponents' ancestry that my little heart desired, and rest assured that nobody would dare refute them.

Hmmm.

Might stop my wife complaining about my small penis, too. There's a thought.

[Coyote]

your a funny wee fella wif ya wee 250 aint ya :baby:

You have a problem with 250s?

[jrandom]

You have a problem with 250s?

Sigh.

No, dude, it's just that, well...

We have small penises. You know it, I know it. It's why we ride 250s.

And Mr R1Aaron here really doesn't have time for anyone who can't give him that gorgeous, thick, rectum-stuffing experience.

[Coyote]

Sigh.

No, dude, it's just that, well...

We have small penises. You know it, I know it. It's why we ride 250s.

And Mr R1Aaron here really doesn't have time for anyone that can't give him that gorgeous, thick, rectum-stuffing experience.
Oh, of course :rolleyes:

Keep reaching for that rainbow Aaron

[marty]

hmmm .... should i get in here? honda's gone on holiday, but i'm sure he briefed aaron before he left :) of course there is winja.......................

[**R1**]

You have a problem with 250s?

na sorry bro 250's are cool even the great R1Aaron started on a good old RGV250

[**R1**]

Sigh.

No, dude, it's just that, well...

We have small penises. You know it, I know it. It's why we ride 250s.

And Mr R1Aaron here really doesn't have time for anyone who can't give him that gorgeous, thick, rectum-stuffing experience.
nice very witty, but dont let me stop your fun

[**R1**]

You're in illustrious company with that remark, although it had a better ring to it when it was a 150.

Perhaps I should get a scooter, just to even up the odds in debate, like.

Or I could get a Rocket III, make the wildest and most unfounded assertions about my opponents' ancestry that my little heart desired, and rest assured that nobody would dare refute them.

Hmmm.

Might stop my wife complaining about my small penis, too. There's a thought.
That seem silly to go buy a big slow bike you cant ride, just to post on a forum??? and what the deal with all the chat about your small penis? i dont wana here it and im sure no1 else does either :buggerd: well perhaps spuddy and scummy but then no doubt during the voluntary cavity search with the tourch they may have seen it :moon:

[scumdog]

That seem silly to go buy a big slow bike you cant ride, just to post on a forum??? and what the deal with all the chat about your small penis? i dont wana here it and im sure no1 else does either :buggerd: well perhaps spuddy and scummy but then no doubt during the voluntary cavity search with the tourch they may have seen it :moon:

Aw c'mon, I thought those under 12 years old ( or those with a penis less than 100mm long) were not allowed on this site?

I hate trolls from those that are mentally chellenged eh? :whistle:

[MSTRS]

Aw c'mon, I thought those under 12 years old ( or those with a penis less than 100mm long) were not allowed on this site?

I hate trolls from those that are mentally chellenged eh? :whistle:
He's just winding you up....I already told you that Aaron was really a lovely guy - it's just that the doctor has taken an early Xmas break & the medication has run out. :innocent:

[scumdog]

He's just winding you up....I already told you that Aaron was really a lovely guy - it's just that the doctor has taken an early Xmas break & the medication has run out. :innocent:

Is there REALLY enough medication to keep Aaron under control?? Hurry up with the reply as I am watching TORQUE" and I don't need any more surreal distractions!! :finger:

[MSTRS]

No and is the movie any good?

[warren35]

Well I went out for an early morning hoon today and paid the price big-time.
I got pulled by the cops after being clocked at 163kph, whilst overtaking a truck, on the wrong side of the no passing lines.....result, instant 28 day license suspension, $150 fine for the overtake plus whatever kind of fine I get from the court for the speeding, local knowledge says I can expect over $1000!!!

So the moral of this story is........lets all go buy top of the range radar detectors...sigh

What really upset me is the fact that the suspension was on the spot, I couldn't even ride home, and I was in the arse end of no-where, I can live with getting punished for speeding but this seems bloody draconian by UK standards(thre fact that I didn't get the chance to even try to talk my way out of it didn't help either!)
Mate out of curiosity,since you were going at hyper speed did you think about not stopping.Seems like the more people i meet on bikes the more people i know who are more than happy to try a runner.Wouldnt want to get caught after trying though.

[scumdog]

No and is the movie any good?

A bit like "The Fast and the Furious" but not so real (I think) :eek5:

[MSTRS]

Like when Aaron slips the chain ?

[WINJA]

:yes: SO WE SHOULD ALL JUST AGREE THAT PIGS ARE IDIOTS

[scumdog]

Like when Aaron slips the chain ?

Who th e'F' is Aaaron? - and who cares eh? :Pokey:

[Ghost Lemur]

Aw c'mon, I thought those under 12 years old ( or those with a penis less than 100mm long) were not allowed on this site?


Nobody told me about the penis rule....

So what if I'm hung like a hamster, and I don't have a bike...

I'm happy... honest

:crybaby:

[scumdog]

Nobody told me about the penis rule....

So what if I'm hung like a hamster, and I don't have a bike...

I'm happy... honest

:crybaby:

O.K, If you're a sheila then I s'pose it makes a big deal but what you're thought of or what you are is major influence on what you THINK you are, eh?? - sorry too much Laphroigh whiskey???? my excuse eh? :weep:

[idb]

Nobody told me about the penis rule....

So what if I'm hung like a hamster, and I don't have a bike...

I'm happy... honest

:crybaby:

It doesn't matter how big it is - as long as it gets you off!

[Biff]

To all my small penised friends:- I am in fact hung like a donkey. However my interpersonal skills are appalling, I'm as ugly as an angry plate of whitebait, I dance like a leper having an epileptic fit and my breath smells like I've been chewing road kill.

So the moral of the story - I dont know, I'm just trying to make those amongst you that are genitaly challenged feel better.

[Ghost Lemur]

To all my small penised friends:- I am in fact hung like a donkey. However my interpersonal skills are appalling, I'm as ugly as an angry plate of whitebait, I dance like a leper having an epileptic fit and my breath smells like I've been chewing road kill.

So the moral of the story - I dont know, I'm just trying to make those amongst you that are genitaly challenged feel better.

:killingme :eek:

[Biff]

:killingme :eek:

why are you laughing at me - it's true......

[**R1**]

:yes: SO WE SHOULD ALL JUST AGREE THAT PIGS ARE IDIOTS
:killingme :buggerd: :ar15: :Police: :2guns: :Police: ::banana: :2thumbsup :yes:

[spudchucka]

Just another quick question, does your TL blow big puffs of smoke and run like shit?, those bores must be getting pretty glazed by now, poor thing.
Its for sale, wanna buy? I'll do you a special price and chuck in the 100kph speed limiter for free.

[spudchucka]

your a funny wee fella wif ya wee 250 aint ya :baby:

nice at least you have a sense of humour, not like spuddy and the dude with the hardley dangerous scummy something i think was his nane, my god i just clicked they have something in common...........................they are both cocks.... oooooppppppps typo cops
You're a brainiac as well as a fuck wit. 10 points for figuring that one out, mamma must be proud of you.

[spudchucka]

well insult away :yeah: nothing you say to me will ever amount to the fact your a copper :sick:
And your opinion couldn't matter less. Your type is the reason why decent people join the police, to put scum behind bars where they belong.

[**R1**]

You're a brainiac as well as a fuck wit. 10 points for figuring that one out, mamma must be proud of you.
your all shit mate your not a copper you just want to wind every1 up, your might be right that im a brainiac, but judging from your language your not smart enough to be a copper, im picking your a fat security guy who checks bags at kmart :Pokey:

[**R1**]

And your opinion couldn't matter less. Your type is the reason why decent people join the police, to put scum behind bars where they belong.
Oh im scumm now? your buddy is the one who calls himself a scummydog, so you think i need to be locked up? why if you realy are a copper wheres ya evidence? see your either all shit, or your a fukn dodgy cop wanting to lock me up for nufin more than not liking me, FUKN HELL wot is the NZPF coming to i hope every1 else is check this dick out man WTF i hope none of you out there have R1's no doubt if this dude is a copper he's told his buddys to fuk over any1 on an R1

[jrandom]

your not smart enough to be a copper...

Hang on.

*Now* you're implying that coppers tend to be intelligent.

If you ever get stuck in a piss-soaked paper bag, dude, *don't* try arguing your way out.

[PuppetMaster]

If you ever get stuck in a piss-soaked paper bag, dude, *don't* try arguing your way out.



HAhahahahaha....Owned :thud:

[**R1**]

Man its like fishing in a barrel in here, na never implied they were smart, just said spuddy was to fkn stupid to even be a copper

[Biff]

As a matter of interest, are we anywhere near breaking the longest KB thread record here?

[jrandom]

As a matter of interest, are we anywhere near breaking the longest KB thread record here?

Not even *close*.

We'll need to break 2,300 posts or so to get that record.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3026

[Hitcher]

As a matter of interest, are we anywhere near breaking the longest KB thread record here?
Oh you 300-something-post innocent. The "Scottish thread" holds the record with in excess of 2,200 posts. Someway to go yet...

[Biff]

Holy guacamole - My mouse scroll finger would grow to be the size of Arnie's :cool2: bicep if I had to trawl through that many postings.

(I wonder if I'd get the same result if I used my dick to scroll the mouse wheel........)

[spudchucka]

SOUNDS LIKE SHIT THAT YOUR TALKING, IVE BEEN STANDING THERE WHEN SOMEONE LOST THERE LICENCE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD FOR DANGEROUS DRIVING, SO WTF ?
28 day suspensions apply for boy racer act offences (burnouts etc), speed offences when a driver is detected at 50kph+ above the limit and drink driving offences when the driver gives a reading of twice the legal limit or more. So if your mate lost his licence for dangerous driving it would be because he was pingged at 50kph+ above the speed limit, not specifically because he was charged with dangerous driving (speed).

[spudchucka]

your all shit mate your not a copper you just want to wind every1 up, your might be right that im a brainiac, but judging from your language your not smart enough to be a copper, im picking your a fat security guy who checks bags at kmart :Pokey:
Think what you want, like I said, your opinion matters 0.0%.

[spudchucka]

Oh im scumm now? your buddy is the one who calls himself a scummydog, so you think i need to be locked up? why if you realy are a copper wheres ya evidence? see your either all shit, or your a fukn dodgy cop wanting to lock me up for nufin more than not liking me, FUKN HELL wot is the NZPF coming to i hope every1 else is check this dick out man WTF i hope none of you out there have R1's no doubt if this dude is a copper he's told his buddys to fuk over any1 on an R1
You are pathetic.

[**R1**]

You are pathetic.
is that it i waited this long for that :argh: boring bastard :Pokey:

[spudchucka]

is that it i waited this long for that :argh: boring bastard :Pokey:
So quit trolling cock breath.

[vifferman]

So quit trolling cock breath.
This isan insalt, yes?
SO he breathes like a rooster?

A good insalt woud be that he is smelling like the rong end of a goat. A oldgoat.

[spudchucka]

R1AaronKDX has the illustrious honour of being the first on my ignore list due to constant and annoying private messages.

[**R1**]

So quit trolling cock breath.

Finnished with you :bash: your way too serious and boring, it was only fun while i thought you were a coppa :finger: now you have just resorted to name calling :Pokey: looosssseeer.

[**R1**]

R1AaronKDX has the illustrious honour of being the first on my ignore list due to constant and annoying private messages.
NO MEANS NO, god dam i dont want to try your new hand cuffs. try ya buddy scummydog

[AMPS]

Got a new playmate then, have you Spud?
I'm really upset at being cast aside like yesterdays fush und chup paper.
Lou

[White trash]

Hey Lou, try not to post opionated shit under the shops log in.

Not a good look.

[jimbo600]

So quit trolling cock breath.

I thought that we all agreed that cockmunch was the appropriate term to use.

[marty]

i've always liked *pillock* and *tosser* myself, said in the best scouser of course. they're like the intelligent mans swear words....

[scumdog]

I had a few (lot) of wines etc last night and was having a ball trading friendly banter with some kind of wannabe cop called Aaron or something, now in the harsh world of sobriety and having re-read his posts it seems like I must have been REALLY bored 'cos I seem to have replied to a few of them, oh well, live and learn eh? :doh:

Still, like a lot of bad things it seemed good at the time :drinknsin :apint:

[spudchucka]

Got a new playmate then, have you Spud?
I'm really upset at being cast aside like yesterdays fush und chup paper.
Lou
You're still my favourite though Lou and you'll note that I've never been tempted to use the ignore option with you. The other guy is just a worthless piece of scum with an equaly worthless opinion.

[jrandom]

You're still my favourite though Lou and you'll note that I've never been tempted to use the ignore option with you.

Awww, Spud.

That's the warmest, fuzziest KB Christmas post I've seen yet. Mental images of Brits and Germans in 1917 playing soccer in no-man's-land, etc.

You bring a tear of seasonal happiness to my jaundiced eye.

:drinknsin

[Yokai]

first on my ignore list

Man you've got patience.... I'm already lining 3 people up for ignores and I haven't even got to 300 posts yet!!

[Ghost Lemur]

Awww, Spud.

That's the warmest, fuzziest KB Christmas post I've seen yet. Mental images of Brits and Germans in 1917 playing soccer in no-man's-land, etc.

You bring a tear of seasonal happiness to my jaundiced eye.

:drinknsin

Got to agree, tis about the scariest thing I've ever seen. Just waiting to see who pulls a knife out first during their friendly embrace. :eek5:

Me.. synical? Never... :whistle:

[Hitcher]

Me.. synical? Never...
You... cynical? Probably...

[PeteThePom]

As a road user it is up to you to know the consequences of breaking traffic laws. If your livelihood requires that you hold a drivers licence then you are a bloody fool to put yourself in the position where you could lose it, (your licence).

Try taking some ownership for your own actions!
Spud, try reading properly, if you read my earlier posts you'll see that I have always taken ownership of my actions, neither have I blamed anyone but me for my situation, the only issue I have/had is the heavy handedness of the punishment....jeeze............does anyone here actually bother to read others posts before responding or do y'all just fire from the hip?

[PeteThePom]

Now see thats the problem you are having, the speed limit in NZ is 100Kph, not 100Mph.Yeah well I did think of trying that excuse.......



]In order to experience harsh deceleration one or more vehicles would first have to be travelling at reasonably high velocity, therefore, in a discussion about road safety, crashes and injuries, you can't look at speed and harsh deceleration as unconnected issues.I didn't say they were not connected, As for experiencing harsh decelleration, try dropping your head (in a helmet) from a height of 3 feet, your head will reach a speed of approx 38mph. You will decellerate from this 'terminal' speed to zero in approx .01 of a second when your head hits the floor, you have just experienced 'harsh decelleration'. Assuming your wearing a helmet that meets or exceeds UK regs, your head will be in excellent shape, however from a height of 4ft it's a different story...........

The above is the standard impact test for bike helmets in the UK and is also the basis for many other countries testing


A miscalculation such as overestimating the safe speed at which a corner could be negotiated. This could be at 30kph or 230kph, if the speed was too great for the conditions then I'm afraid speed was a factor if not an absolute cause.Yes, it's a factor but as you say, not an absolute cause..........but then speed is a factor in any accident, no speed means no accident as lack of speed means lack of forward momentum, if your not moving then you can't crash.................


You just contradicted yourself! Speed is directly linked to trauma and death experienced as a result of traffic crashes. By the way I believe there is research to suggest that higher speeds increase the likelyhood of crashing, if I find it I'll post it.Yeah, I know I did, I'm practising to be a woman!


And thats a common arguement used by people who are looking for any reason to justify travelling at whatever speed they feel like.Well I could turn this around really couldn't I?
I have also NEVER tried to justify the speed I was travelling at!



And when they do have a crash it is usually a fucken horror smash. Why? Something to do with speed perhaps? The fact that the autobahns do not have oncoming traffic crossing over the centre line has a lot to do with lower crash rates. And how many accidents do we have on kiwi motorways per km travelled? If your going to compare, compare like with like!



Overtaking on double yellows at 160kph in full view of a police officer. Its hard to get much more stupid than that! So what "driver education" programme are you signing up for in order to ensure the rest of the law abiding motoring public of NZ that you will not be so stupid in the future?A new pair of glasses and a bloody good detector.............

[PeteThePom]

its always some elses fault for some F*#kwits mistake.

i c the maoris up north don't think they got a fair go after they do a deal on there land 40 years later and want more. yeah right

the dude that killed his baby it was Chch hospitals fault cause they didn't give him a counsellor. yeah right

Irena is missing. its the Polices fault cause they should of sent a car that was 30 mins away . yeah right

I was riding my bike and got zapped at high speed, my life has gone down the toilet, its the Polices fault , yeah right
I didn't say it was anyone elses fault, try reading the posts before you reply.
I have only questioned the 'weight' of the punishment......

[PeteThePom]

hes aloud to be a whinger, hes a POM for christ sake

its in there jeans

look at all the unions, run by POMs

if they ant whinging they ant happy

he could of got off the ticket if he had told the cop he had heard tere was queue in the next town and he was in a hurry to join it.

thats what poms also do, join queues and whing.

they also train spot thats what they also do, so if ya told him a really rare train was coming and ya was gunna queue and whing in the line he would of probably let u off and given u a get out of free jail card for next time

but ya didn't tll him so its your his fault ya didn't so, to bad
Nice to see that the gene pool has been en-riched by your inclusion igor.....
BTW: Your not (shock horror) descended from a POM are you? Oh Lawdy!!

[PeteThePom]

Ummmmm - yes it does. Legal right is defined by society's law makers ... generally it falls in line with moral right, but not necessarily. We've only been talking about Legal right...

:spudwhat:

Ho hum
So if a law was passed that made it illegal for you to have a job, would this be 'right'????

[PeteThePom]

It works both ways Mike and society has detremined that we should all travel no faster than 100kph on the open road and nor should we overtake on double yellow lines. Those who think it unfair should by all means campaign against it but don't whinge about it because you all know the consequences.
Really? And when did 'society' decide this? I think you'll find the law makers decided this, not society............

[PeteThePom]

so,,,,,,presuming you have driven on the german autobahn, which road in new zealand emulates just 10 feet of said autobahn? i'm sure it wasn't the road you were overtaking a truck at 160ish k on the wrong side of no passing lines while you were out having a fang, being in no particular rush to get anywhere...
Your absolutely correct, there's no sheep shit on the autobahns!

[PeteThePom]

Why? The leading cause for death for men 18-3-something is car crashes.
So your point is................

[PeteThePom]

Yor whole life went down the toilet? Try dead, then your life REALLY goes down the toilet.
Enjoy yourself, I've no problem with that, just pay for it when it breaks the law ok? - and stop moaning when you have to pay and piss off to a place where you can ride like you want to if you don't want to pay for your law breaking.
The points you raised were???
Well the points I raised were less offensive than you sunshine! Seems that a lot of people on this board seem to think that replying to a posting is open season for abuse, shame, it just shows your lack of ability to articulate............

[PeteThePom]

I dont deny what your saying, its a sad fact. But both vifferman and Mike L raised some valid points. Its the attitude that is proberly the biggest problem.
I dont see the speed is the issue, its the person behind the wheel. Im sorry but I dont see targeting the person who is doing 100-115kmh is going to fix the problem. You have to target the attitude and develop BETTER driving skills. Instead of trying to lower the the average speed. Why dont we attempt to lift the quality of driving. I imagine that would result in a far better driving record for the country.
Thats exactly what I mean............at last someone who can actually look at the bigger picture.............

[PeteThePom]

Mate out of curiosity,since you were going at hyper speed did you think about not stopping.Seems like the more people i meet on bikes the more people i know who are more than happy to try a runner.Wouldnt want to get caught after trying though.
I was out to enjoy a 'hoon' on my bike, it's not my policy to really piss off Mr Plod, besides which to have done a runner would have involved an increase in speed which was not really an option on that stretch of road(contrary to popular belief, I don't have a death wish!)

[PeteThePom]

Do I detect a certain amount of pre-christmas stress in here? Never seen such language and abuse, you should all be ashamed of yourselves....apart from the fact that I found it hightly entertaining!!!

If this is the kind of response I can expect from a posting about a mere speeding offence then I'll never speed ever again!!

[mattt]

If this is the kind of response I can expect from a posting about a mere speeding offence then I'll never speed ever again!!

Yeh same - lets sell up and buy nifty fiftys eh, we can hang out at the YMCA on Friday nights and drink milk. :Pokey:

[scumdog]

Spud, try reading properly, if you read my earlier posts you'll see that I have always taken ownership of my actions, neither have I blamed anyone but me for my situation, the only issue I have/had is the heavy handedness of the punishment....jeeze............does anyone here actually bother to read others posts before responding or do y'all just fire from the hip?

Did you know what the penalty would be for you actions BEFORE your 'incident'? If not BAD LUCK - might be timely to start learning pal, like what happens when you get caught 'driving while forbidden' would be a good place to start. :doh:
If you DID know then what's all the complaining for?
Do you think the penalties is unrealistic and unfair? - campaign to get them reduced (muffled giggle here).
Taking ownership for actions includes taking ownership for the outcome - including any penalty.

[PeteThePom]

Did you know what the penalty would be for you actions BEFORE your 'incident'? If not BAD LUCK - might be timely to start learning pal, like what happens when you get caught 'driving while forbidden' would be a good place to start. :doh:
If you DID know then what's all the complaining for?
Do you think the penalties is unrealistic and unfair? - campaign to get them reduced (muffled giggle here).
Taking ownership for actions includes taking ownership for the outcome - including any penalty.
blah blah blah blah blah, your like a small yappy dog aint ya? You've got real 'small dog' attitude, a whole lot of yapping but no substance.......and I bet yer arse is at just the right height :eek:

[Bonez]

blah blah blah blah blah, your like a small yappy dog aint ya? You've got real 'small dog' attitude, a whole lot of yapping but no substance.......and I bet yer arse is at just the right height :eek:Shit I'll back SD on this one. You got caught so pay up and shuddup. :devil2: You could take up racing on the track to satisfy your obviously much needed speed fix.

[igor]

Shit I'll back SD on this one. You got caught so pay up and shuddup. :devil2: You could take up racing on the track to satisfy your obviously much needed speed fix.

the cop must of been pissing himself inside thinking, geez this guy gunna be pissed all over chrissy having no licence all that time off not being able to do the thing he loves the most, all those pubic holidays he could be out riding to far off distance places as one does every summer.

probably was thinking dumb ass pom too.

ah well lifes a shit sandwich sometimes and guess who the filling is.

don't feel to bad though. i got a indian bus driver xmas morning who blew over 800mgs and suspended his licence for 1 month. hows he gunna drive his bus now, please please officer i willl neva do it again, u r ruining my life.

i told he him stop his winning anmd take it like a man as he was the one who drove the car pissed :Police:

[igor]

ya seem to be spending a lot of time on the puter, get outside and crank the lawn mower up and gt some fresh air, do a bit of articic lawn cutting and dream of riding ya bike, how many days to go :whistle:

[marty]

ohh by golly. i am veddy soddy meester igor. pleease can we just forget about dis?

did you get that line dude? i used to all the time from indian/asians/somalians et.al.

[igor]

hear u @ HZL now

[marty]

good news gets round fast....doing heaps more flying too.

[Stinger]

don't feel to bad though. i got a indian bus driver xmas morning who blew over 800mgs and suspended his licence for 1 month. hows he gunna drive his bus now, please please officer i willl neva do it again, u r ruining my life.

i told he him stop his winning anmd take it like a man as he was the one who drove the car pissed :Police:

It's good to hear that they are actually being tested. I used to work at an establishment where they held indian functions. About half a dozen taxi drivers used to stumble out of there hardly able to walk. There would be breath testing stops at the top of the road... we got informed that they just wave the taxi's through....

[marty]

oh taxi drivers get tested alright. we picked up more than a few in my time on the 'bus'. people see them not getting tested and presume that they are being waved thru, but often it is that cab's 15th time thru, and in a smaller place like hamvegas, they will each get tested once, then waved the rest.

[marty]

or how about a nurse, 5 minutes after finishing work, blowing 1200?

[marty]

or 4 firemen, all been at the pub together, following each other home, lowest level was 750? (note - they were rural vollies - not full timers)

[marty]

or the aftermath of a Thai wedding - 12 eba's on the bus at the same time? (rural waikato town - ALL the eba's were auckland rellies though...2 were overstayers)

[marty]

or mum picking kids up from saturday morning rugby - a van load of other peoples kids plus her own, blows 1450? she had had a hard night.

[spudchucka]

Spud, try reading properly, if you read my earlier posts you'll see that I have always taken ownership of my actions, neither have I blamed anyone but me for my situation, the only issue I have/had is the heavy handedness of the punishment....jeeze............does anyone here actually bother to read others posts before responding or do y'all just fire from the hip?
If I missed your point I'm sorry but you are missing mine as well. The point is you knew the penalties before you committed the offence, (if you didn't, you should have) so don't whine about it. If you want to avoid the problem it is totally in your hands.

[spudchucka]

I didn't say they were not connected, As for experiencing harsh decelleration, try dropping your head (in a helmet) from a height of 3 feet, your head will reach a speed of approx 38mph. You will decellerate from this 'terminal' speed to zero in approx .01 of a second when your head hits the floor, you have just experienced 'harsh decelleration'. Assuming your wearing a helmet that meets or exceeds UK regs, your head will be in excellent shape, however from a height of 4ft it's a different story...........

The above is the standard impact test for bike helmets in the UK and is also the basis for many other countries testing
Thanks for the heads up on the helmet test but I'm sorry I don't see your point in relation to this discussion????


Well I could turn this around really couldn't I?
I have also NEVER tried to justify the speed I was travelling at!I wasn't saying you were, just highlighting the common use of such excuses.


And how many accidents do we have on kiwi motorways per km travelled? If your going to compare, compare like with like!
German autobahns and NZ highways simply can't be compared! How many kilometres of roadway do we have in NZ that are even remotely similar to the Kraut roads? I don't know but I'd hazard a guess at less the 80 ks. There are all the crash stats you could want up on the LTSA site, I've posted them before, can't be bothered again. Go have a look for yourself and come back if you want.


A new pair of glasses and a bloody good detector.............
Guess its better than nothing.

[spudchucka]

So if a law was passed that made it illegal for you to have a job, would this be 'right'????
As if!!! What a fucken ridiculas analogy.

[spudchucka]

Really? And when did 'society' decide this? I think you'll find the law makers decided this, not society............
Democray. Heard of it?? Elected officials pass laws on behalf of the public that voted them into office. Public don't like, public votes them out. Simple.

[spudchucka]

a lot of people on this board seem to think that replying to a posting is open season for abuse
Here was I thinking that was the main reason anyone joins an internet forum???? :msn-wink:

[spudchucka]

Do I detect a certain amount of pre-christmas stress in here? Never seen such language and abuse, you should all be ashamed of yourselves....apart from the fact that I found it hightly entertaining!!!
When did you join? This thread has been mild really compared to some others.


If this is the kind of response I can expect from a posting about a mere speeding offence then I'll never speed ever again!!
See, it worked!!

[mattt]

Here was I thinking that was the main reason anyone joins an internet forum???? :msn-wink:

Nah bro - shift work is the main reason why you join a forum. Ahhhh wasting company time :headbang:

[spudchucka]

blah blah blah blah blah, your like a small yappy dog aint ya? You've got real 'small dog' attitude, a whole lot of yapping but no substance.......and I bet yer arse is at just the right height :eek:
Right after you finish berating others for abusive posts. Oh dear.

[Bonez]

Hey Spuddy copped any Poms lately?

[spudchucka]

or mum picking kids up from saturday morning rugby - a van load of other peoples kids plus her own, blows 1450? she had had a hard night.
It never fails to stun me the variety of people who can be that stupid. I picked a young fella up one night who drove past me while chundering out the drivers door and he only blew 900ish, at 1450 she should just about be dead!

[scumdog]

If I missed your point I'm sorry but you are missing mine as well. The point is you knew the penalties before you committed the offence, (if you didn't, you should have) so don't whine about it. If you want to avoid the problem it is totally in your hands.

I tried telling him the same thing (probably was a bit blunt) but was told I was yapping like somebody ass and being short.... or something :blink:

I'm 185cm short, Pete must be HUGE!!! :whistle:

[spudchucka]

Hey Spuddy copped any Poms lately?
No! ;) :crazy:

[Funkyfly]

Hey Spud,

A while ago the media got on the police chase bandwagon, there was a number of occurances where either police or the offender had crashed.

There was some big enquiry from memory and the outcome was police werent going to pursue when speeds were dangerous, i cant remember all the details.

I was wondering if anything official within the force had been issued? you know like a policy detailing situations or speeds at which a chase should be called off?

Or was it smoke and mirrors to get the media off the polices back?

[spudchucka]

Hey Spud,

A while ago the media got on the police chase bandwagon, there was a number of occurances where either police or the offender had crashed.

There was some big enquiry from memory and the outcome was police werent going to pursue when speeds were dangerous, i cant remember all the details.

I was wondering if anything official within the force had been issued? you know like a policy detailing situations or speeds at which a chase should be called off?

Or was it smoke and mirrors to get the media off the polices back?
The pursuit policy was reviewed and a few changes were made, mainly around who controls the pursuit and who has the final say about abandonment.

A new training package is also being delivered over the next year or so, it involves theory and practicle assessments of driving skills. Drivers who don't measure up won't be allowed to drive in pursuits.

[gav]

So it'll be like Mad Max with special Pursuit Vehicles then? cool.....
http://www.madmaxmovies.com/cars/interceptor/images/InterceptorSide.jpg
http://www.madmaxmovies.com/archives/Gallery/VidCaps/MadMax/images/ToecutterChase.jpg
http://www.madmaxmovies.com/archives/Gallery/VidCaps/MadMax2/images/MM2OpeningChase.JPG

[spudchucka]

So it'll be like Mad Max with special Pursuit Vehicles then? cool.....
Whatever gives you that idea?



And where have those boobs in your sig line gone?? :crybaby:

[mikey]

just for the record how many copps are there on this site...

[Mongoose]

just for the record how many copps are there on this site...

What Ya worried about willis?? :doobey: :banana:

[scumdog]

just for the record how many copps are there on this site...

More than you realise sonny, more than you realise. :cool:

[onearmedbandit]

More than you realise sonny, more than you realise. :cool:

Yup, I remember when the url for this site was www.nzpolice.govt.nz/kiwicopbikerforum Sure got a lot more members since we changed the address.

[mikey]

spud,

assuming your a cop or either talk a lot of shit,

how do you sleep at night? you have made references to speeding on your bike in previous forums, an riding a big bike your bound to, yet your a policemen, an would of did your fair share of giving out tickets.

dont you have a soul?

[mini_hooks_]

spud,

assuming your a cop or either talk a lot of shit,

how do you sleep at night? you have made references to speeding on your bike in previous forums, an riding a big bike your bound to, yet your a policemen, an would of did your fair share of giving out tickets.

dont you have a soul?

how could you come on to a site and abuse one of the members thats have been on here longer than you have...with more riding experience and more than half a brain to utalise that experience...come on mate you've got to think some time in your life...and as for spud talking alot of shit, look in the mirror (or in another one of your dumb ass posts) it seems that ur the one that talks alot of shit... :sly:

[scumdog]

spud,

assuming your a cop or either talk a lot of shit,

how do you sleep at night? you have made references to speeding on your bike in previous forums, an riding a big bike your bound to, yet your a policemen, an would of did your fair share of giving out tickets.

dont you have a soul?

C'mon dude, you're unemployed but I bet you do some work from time to time, you're also a stupid rider but I bet you ride sensibly from time to time, - surely we're all allowed a little lee-way to what we normally do eh?
Don't pick on spudchucker etc with the "I bet you have sped at times" line, it just sound ridiculous and childish, sort of type of stuff school-kids say.

[MSTRS]

To Mikey & the other :tugger: s who regale us with their vitriol & selfworship - regardless of their personal opinions, the :Police: have a job to do whether we like it or not. The :Police: on here seem quite human to me. Continually bagging them may risk the site being hijacked for ID purposes. Oh Yes, Big Brother IS watching :wavey:

[Mongoose]

spud,

assuming your a cop or either talk a lot of shit,

how do you sleep at night? you have made references to speeding on your bike in previous forums, an riding a big bike your bound to, yet your a policemen, an would of did your fair share of giving out tickets.

dont you have a soul?

Have you ever heard of spud skiting that he did a runner, or moaning about a ticket he got? Nope, some of us just put our hand up and say "I cocked up". Others learn nothing with the passage of time and still moan or do not see the danger they put others into by trying to do a runner.
If you asked around, iIdare say there would be few with bikes who have NOT gone over the speed limit, but wise ones pick the time and place.

[spudchucka]

Mikey, you seem to think that writing speeding tickets is the be all and end all of being a police officer. You are sadly mistaken!

I see no reason to engage in any form of conversation with you, so quit fishing.

[marty]

actually mikey - there's no cops on here - just riders. tell us more of your get-away stories (or non-get-away as the case probably is) be sure to include dates, times, roads and speeds. no one will use it against you. honest. just like your previous spouting on about how light your sentence is going to be, how wanky the cops are, and how being caught this time won't stop you running from the cops, *won't* be shown to the judge when you go to court

[onearmedbandit]

Now you've done it mikey...!

[MSTRS]

Well.....that seemed to shut him up :baby:

[Ratty]

Two years ago I followed a cop up from Taupo to.... Somewhere north of Taupo, and he was sitting on about 145-150kph. I followed at a safe (ish) distance, and it was all good. Seems as though it's a case of do as I say not as I do. :innocent:

[Blakamin]

spud,

assuming your a cop or either talk a lot of shit,

how do you sleep at night? you have made references to speeding on your bike in previous forums, an riding a big bike your bound to, yet your a policemen, an would of did your fair share of giving out tickets.

dont you have a soul?
And you are still comin up with shit after talking to WT and Deano etc?????
why??? are cops not allowed to be human?? if they get caught, there's a lot more at stake for them than some 18 year old bum....
but we all come to this site coz we like bikes... END OF STORY!
you say you were dux at your school, did you ever skip a class??? how can that be, dont you have a soul????
I woulda thought that meeting a coupla KB'ers and goin to a party might have made you think more about people on this site.... guess I was mistaken.... (buy a cage and make a dick of yerself in that instead of giving bikers a bad name)

[avgas]

just realised, i would have been some sort of dux or something.....
.......
.....
...but i got a RG
:eek:
Still got my bursary.....just.
Funny thing was....all my mates from school that got higher than me, now are bums too.
Me, im just workin my ass off to try an learn at uni.
Its always hard to go up in life, its fucken easy to do down
So who ended up better off

[Blakamin]

So who ended up better off
Dunno, I got 3rd top in country in Tech drawing... after I had left school and home.... sometimes I'm just glad to have a job, other times I know I can do better.... shit happens, at least I pay my own way!

[mikey]

but we all come to this site coz we like bikes... END OF STORY!
you say you were dux at your school, did you ever skip a class??? how can that be, dont you have a soul????)

actually i spent a good deal of time out of class, mainly doing productive stuff ie at lyall bay surfing... in my senior years, all dux is is a recognition of superior intelligence, or maybe just less dumb than rest, not a measure of how often i attended school

[/QUOTE]

I woulda thought that meeting a coupla KB'ers and goin to a party might have made you think more about people on this site.... QUOTE]

defintitly agree with you on first bit, think a lot more of some of people i met.....wt an his one armed push ups.......

[White trash]

actually i spent a good deal of time out of class, mainly doing productive stuff ie at lyall bay surfing... in my senior years, all dux is is a recognition of superior intelligence, or maybe just less dumb than rest, not a measure of how often i attended school



I woulda thought that meeting a coupla KB'ers and goin to a party might have made you think more about people on this site.... QUOTE]

defintitly agree with you on first bit, think a lot more of some of people i met.....wt an his one armed push ups.......[/QUOTE]

Oi! Isn't it past your bed time?

[scumdog]

just realised, i would have been some sort of dux or something.....
.......
.....
...but i got a RG
:eek:
Still got my bursary.....just.
Funny thing was....all my mates from school that got higher than me, now are bums too.
Me, im just workin my ass off to try an learn at uni.
Its always hard to go up in life, its fucken easy to do down
So who ended up better off

You said a mouthful there, it's easy to not make the effort and live 'groundhog day' every day, no ambition, no direction, no life. :buggerd:

It IS hard to keep ahead in life, you've got to have drive and a few plans on what you want to do, if I sat on my arse with my hand out to the Govt when I am capable of work I would have a lot less stress and a lot more time BUT I would not have gone on overseas trips, own a HD, hot-rods, guns, house and tour the country in style etc. ('course the extra time would let me indulge in criminal fund-raising but that's not me style).

In the end I figure I AM better off. :beer: :ar15: :ride:

[loosebruce]

You said a mouthful there, it's easy to not make the effort and live 'groundhog day' every day, no ambition, no direction, no life. :buggerd:

It IS hard to keep ahead in life, you've got to have drive and a few plans on what you want to do, if I sat on my arse with my hand out to the Govt when I am capable of work I would have a lot less stress and a lot more time BUT I would not have gone on overseas trips, own a HD, hot-rods, guns, house and tour the country in style etc. ('course the extra time would let me indulge in criminal fund-raising but that's not me style).

In the end I figure I AM better off. :beer: :ar15: :ride:

Amen to that mate, i bust my arse at work, i'd be putting in 90 odd hour week at time, just to pay some debt off and keep riding my bike and i AM better off for it, okay i don't have a HD, or any hot rods (very much like a T bucket thou) i don't have guns (just as well, it'd be curtains for cage drivers) shit i don't even have a house (yet) and i tour the country on a TL, so it's hardly style, never been overseas either, went to nelson once though (exciting).

Did i say i was better off :doh: better than the dole thou

[NC]

spud,

assuming your a cop or either talk a lot of shit,

how do you sleep at night? you have made references to speeding on your bike in previous forums, an riding a big bike your bound to, yet your a policemen, an would of did your fair share of giving out tickets.

dont you have a soul?
Whoa,

Your a fucken Wanker. :angry:

:tugger: :tugger: :tugger: :tugger: :tugger:

[avgas]

Dunno, I got 3rd top in country in Tech drawing... after I had left school and home.... sometimes I'm just glad to have a job, other times I know I can do better.... shit happens, at least I pay my own way!
That my philosophy as well, its feels good to pay your own way. I know i wouldnt have made it very far without my GF for support. But building new a life with her has been one of my greatest achevements. Too be the richest person, doesnt mean you have money. Good on ya Blakamin for being a hardworking bloke. Some people still need to achieve this.

[avgas]

Ok rather then me reply to the rest of the post here.
Just like to say a big "Good on ya", to all the guys ant girls out there that work hard for the little they have. You guys are an inspiration for little blokes like me, that see's the world as a crushing place that doesnt let you achieve.
Pat yourselves on the back - cos yourve earnt it.
Oh and good on the cops as well, your doing a job i could never do - and i once worked in sewer lines!!!!

[mini_hooks_]

Whoa,

Your a fucken Wanker. :angry:

:tugger: :tugger: :tugger: :tugger: :tugger:

you forgot :tugger:
lol :cool:
and for mikey :doobey:

[Mongoose]

Whoa,

Your a fucken Wanker. :angry:

:tugger: :tugger: :tugger: :tugger: :tugger:


Your a fucken Wanker< Is that not an oxymoron?? :buggerd: :killingme

[mini_hooks_]

Your a fucken Wanker< Is that not an oxymoron?? :buggerd: :killingme

:killingme

[Coyote]

Your a fucken Wanker< Is that not an oxymoron?? :buggerd: :killingme
Well aren't you a bright dumbass? :lol:

[mini_hooks_]

Well aren't you a bright dumbass? :lol:

excuse me but um...how do you be a bright dumbass????? :unsure: :2thumbsup

[Mongoose]

excuse me but um...how do you be a bright dumbass????? :unsure: :2thumbsup


By asking dumb smart questions :eek: :killingme

[mini_hooks_]

By asking dumb smart questions :eek: :killingme

i stand corrected :killingme :mad:

[Hitcher]

Your a fucken Wanker< Is that not an oxymoron??
No, it's just badly spelt and punctuated...

[Mongoose]

No, it's just badly spelt and punctuated...


:mega: :Oi: you, back to the other corrective thread you hi-jacked and do your english :Police: patrol work there :yeah:

[scumdog]

:mega: :Oi: you, back to the other corrective thread you hi-jacked and do your english :Police: patrol work there :yeah:

If it wasn't for Mr H we'd all be writing these posts in very poorly spelt pidgin-latin-swahili with no grammar!. :spudwhat:

Thw sorry thing is we'd probably understand them!! :blah:

[guzzi_nz]

If it wasn't for Mr H we'd all be writing these posts in very poorly spelt pidgin-latin-swahili with no grammar!. :spudwhat:

Thw sorry thing is we'd probably understand them!! :blah:

ok scumdog u must had gone to boys school :gob: :moon: i only went for girls and lunch :buggerd:

[Mongoose]

If it wasn't for Mr H we'd all be writing these posts in very poorly spelt pidgin-latin-swahili with no grammar!. :spudwhat:

Thw sorry thing is we'd probably understand them!! :blah:

so wots rong wiff that huh at least it would be on topic and not fool off scholl master corectshins but then wot wood hitcher doo then i wander.
it may be excrutionating for sum and they wood haf to delicate the job out two sum won so all youse fellas cood know wot wuz being sed

[Hitcher]

so wots rong wiff that huh at least it would be on topic and not fool off scholl master corectshins but then wot wood hitcher doo then i wander.
it may be excrutionating for sum and they wood haf to delicate the job out two sum won so all youse fellas cood know wot wuz being sed
People who know better invariably give themselves away...

[Mongoose]

People who know better invariably give themselves away...


:spudwhat: :killingme

[avgas]

isnt it funny, its like seeing too dogs fight over a steak - only to find its made of rubber.
:2thumbsup Chill people

[scumdog]

ok scumdog u must had gone to boys school :gob: :moon: i only went for girls and lunch :buggerd:

Yup, Nelson Boys but then I moved south and found GIRLS - hoo boy!!