My new psychiatrist is a biker!

[Steam]

So I'm a bit crazy, right? I think that's established.

Today I started at a new psychiatrist/counsellor, to try to get rid of the voices urging me to kill....
And at the end of the session he asked me what bike I ride, because I was wearing all my gear, and it turns out he's just got his Restricted.

We chatted bike-related bullshit after the head-shrinking-session was finished and it was very interesting.
He has got a little Scorpio 225, and when he gets his full license in a few months he's going to buy a V-Strom kitted out for touring.

Cool! I thought all health-professionals were really anti-riding because it's dangerous.
It's going to be a little weird running into a guy who knows all my secrets at bike rallies.

[Coldrider]

Only if he wants to.

[Filterer]

He will be on kiwibiker next ......

[Steam]

He will be on kiwibiker next ......

Nah, I think he gets enough of weirdos in his job.

[MIXONE]

Maybe you can pass on some if his tips to the rest of us that hear the voices too.:devil2:

[YellowDog]

I don't have one myself. The little voices in my head tell me their a waste of money.

[rachprice]

There is plenty of bikes parked out the front of the med school!

[Conquiztador]

A shrink Steam? That is soo nineties (or was it eighties??)

Spend more time time talking to your bike, she loves you!!

And that reminds me, what ever happened to one (or both) of those girls you were lining up at school? The one with the bike and another with an accent? Or is the outcome of that the reson for the shrink...

[PrincessBandit]

Nah, I think he gets enough of weirdos in his job.

You can never have enough weirdos.

[jrandom]

You can never have enough weirdos.

Was that what your parents were thinking the second time they conceived?

:dodge:

[Donor]

You can never have enough weirdos.

That's not what you said in the restraining order you had served on me the other day...

[Blossom]

I feel cheated somehow. My shrink's only quirk is that her OCD is worse than mine. :lol:

[Edbear]

I confused mine, he didn't know quite what to think...:sunny:

[helenoftroy]

Cool! I thought all health-professionals were really anti-riding because it's dangerous.
It's going to be a little weird running into a guy who knows all my secrets at bike rallies.

err - not all of us are anti-riding

Riding bikes? nothing else makes me feel as good:2thumbsup but god I get sick of my boss(Director of Nursing)lecturing me bout how dangerous it is......:bash:

[Bikernereid]

Most of the psychologists and psychaitrists I know are mad as a box of frogs and after dealing with 'weirdo' patients we/they need to kick back and let off steam. So why not be into bikes? Believe me some of us have even worse kinks than bikes:devil2:

[CookMySock]

Believe me some of us have even worse kinks than bikes:devil2:Yeh, hehehe.

DB

[Bikernereid]

Gotta be twisted to understand those who are twisted!!!


Yeh, hehehe.

DB

[Patch]

get a gun and burn 'im.

It'll make you feel better in the end.




Advice from the Grumpy Cunt Channel - tune in next week for more hair raising moments






:finger:

Don't rev it - floor it!

[karla]

My counsellor talked a lot about her dog and finally suggested that I should be sitting in her seat.

[CookMySock]

Gotta be twisted to understand those who are twisted!!!yeh yeh yeh, zactly, hehehehe.

DB

[Bikernereid]

Writing paper on sex offenders at the mo so analyze that:wari:


yeh yeh yeh, zactly, hehehehe.

DB

[CookMySock]

Writing paper on sex offenders at the mo so analyze that:wari:ooh, thats a bit too close to home for me lol

DB

[Bikernereid]

Oh dear, do I really wanna know that????:doctor:


ooh, thats a bit too close to home for me lol

DB

[CookMySock]

Oh dear, do I really wanna know that????:doctor:oh there's a "LOL" on the end see! it's me pulling your chain! :Pokey:

I do lub it when people can't tell if I am joking or not though, haha. :devil2:

I was at a wedding a few months back, and we were packed into the tiny room like sardines. During the beautiful service, my 13 y/o daughter had a tear in her eye, so I reached down and held her hand, which she squeezed tightly. Then I whispered in her ear "hrm, stop holding that strange mans hand". Priceless, but oh what a mean daddy. :innocent:

DB

[NZsarge]

He has got a little Scorpio 225, and when he gets his full license in a few months he's going to buy a V-Strom kitted out for touring.

Cool! I thought all health-professionals were really anti-riding because it's dangerous.
It's going to be a little weird running into a guy who knows all my secrets at bike rallies.


He will be on kiwibiker next ......

Sweet, i've got a few issues that need going through....:D

[Pwalo]

Most of the psychologists and psychaitrists I know are mad as a box of frogs :

Right oh then.

[Bikernereid]

I did see the LOL I was being sarcastic too!!

I love evil dads, mine wsa one and I miss him deeply.:devil2:


oh there's a "LOL" on the end see! it's me pulling your chain! :Pokey:

I do lub it when people can't tell if I am joking or not though, haha. :devil2:

I was at a wedding a few months back, and we were packed into the tiny room like sardines. During the beautiful service, my 13 y/o daughter had a tear in her eye, so I reached down and held her hand, which she squeezed tightly. Then I whispered in her ear "hrm, stop holding that strange mans hand". Priceless, but oh what a mean daddy. :innocent:

DB

[Bikernereid]

Say it as I see it, honest is the best policy. And if not kill all witnesses.


Right oh then.

[Finn]

So I'm a bit crazy, right? I think that's established.

Psychiatrists have a cure for stinking hippie syndrome?

[Steam]

Psychiatrists have a cure for stinking hippie syndrome?

They're working on it. Unfortunately they hit a dead-end in their efforts to make dwarves look less ridiculous on Harleys.

[Finn]

Unfortunately they hit a dead-end in their efforts to make dwarves look less ridiculous on Harleys.

Why would a dwarf on a Harley need a shrink? His life is complete.

[inlinefour]

So I'm a bit crazy, right? I think that's established.

Today I started at a new psychiatrist/counsellor, to try to get rid of the voices urging me to kill....
And at the end of the session he asked me what bike I ride, because I was wearing all my gear, and it turns out he's just got his Restricted.

We chatted bike-related bullshit after the head-shrinking-session was finished and it was very interesting.
He has got a little Scorpio 225, and when he gets his full license in a few months he's going to buy a V-Strom kitted out for touring.

Cool! I thought all health-professionals were really anti-riding because it's dangerous.
It's going to be a little weird running into a guy who knows all my secrets at bike rallies.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha!!!!!!

Dude, its psychologist. Might want to change it quick before anyone else realises...:devil2:

[Steam]

Dude, its psychologist.

Er... no, he's definitley a psychiatrist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychiatrist
Did you mean something else? I doont unnastaand!

[Mikkel]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha!!!!!!

Dude, its psychologist. Might want to change it quick before anyone else realises...:devil2:

Hehe, I was thinking the same thing.

Not so good if you see a psychiatrist on a regular basis... unless you do like electro shock and psycho-active drugs.

I'm feeling left out here - I have got neither :(

[inlinefour]

Er... no, he's definitley a psychiatrist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychiatrist
Did you mean something else? I doont unnastaand!

Nah mate, I work in mental health and if your having councelling(sp) then there is no way your seeing a Psychiatrist. They are there to do mental state examinations and prescribe treatment (meds etc) for a mental illness. Where as a psychologist does the counselling

[Bikernereid]

Refering to pschiatrist as counsellor will certainly get you ECT!!!!


Er... no, he's definitley a psychiatrist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychiatrist
Did you mean something else? I doont unnastaand!

[Finn]

Steam, as part of your treatment, does your psychiatrist at the commune ask you to strip before taking your temperature?

[gijoe1313]

Good thing I'm already in the care of a gubbermint instintuction! I'm not allowed to be in the presence of kids, but they needed someone in front of them to tell them about the facts o'life, just gotta remember to take the little pills before the voices tell me to do stuffs I can't remembers later on! :innocent:

I luvvies their little faces when I tell them about faeces and slaughterhouses and torture methods and ways to conceal contrabrands and .... :blink:

Erm... normal service will return as soon as I can get the crayons I left out in the sun eek! :wacko:

[oldrider]

So I'm a bit crazy, right? I think that's established.

Today I started at a new psychiatrist/counsellor, to try to get rid of the voices urging me to kill....
And at the end of the session he asked me what bike I ride, because I was wearing all my gear, and it turns out he's just got his Restricted.

We chatted bike-related bullshit after the head-shrinking-session was finished and it was very interesting.
He has got a little Scorpio 225, and when he gets his full license in a few months he's going to buy a V-Strom kitted out for touring.

Cool! I thought all health-professionals were really anti-riding because it's dangerous.
It's going to be a little weird running into a guy who knows all my secrets at bike rallies.

What language do your voices use?

Mine are in German and I cant understand it, so of course, I don't listen!

I wear earplugs so that other Germans passing don't hear them and think it came from me. :oi-grr:

Can your shrink hear them too?

Do you both wear your riding gear for the sessions now?

Good luck Steam, get well soon. :niceone: Cheers John. :rolleyes:

[Steam]

Nah mate, I work in mental health and if your having councelling(sp) then there is no way your seeing a Psychiatrist. They are there to do mental state examinations and prescribe treatment (meds etc) for a mental illness. Where as a psychologist does the counselling


Refering to pschiatrist as counsellor will certainly get you ECT!!!!

Oh. Okay then.... maybe he's a psychologist who is doing psychotherapy. Thanks for clearing that up!
Too many big P-words!

[jrandom]

Why would a dwarf on a Harley need a shrink?

Exactly; his legs would barely reach the forward controls to start with.

[PrincessBandit]

Good thing I'm already in the care of a gubbermint instintuction! I'm not allowed to be in the presence of kids, but they needed someone in front of them to tell them about the facts o'life, just gotta remember to take the little pills before the voices tell me to do stuffs I can't remembers later on! :innocent:

I luvvies their little faces when I tell them about faeces and slaughterhouses and torture methods and ways to conceal contrabrands and .... :blink:

Erm... normal service will return as soon as I can get the crayons I left out in the sun eek! :wacko:

Um, J, you are a bit of a worry there mate. Just keep taking those pills man. :laugh:
Btw, jr, are you implying that I'm a weirdo too...huh, huh?? (and I thought you liked me...:crybaby:) :rolleyes:

[Mikkel]

Oh. Okay then.... maybe he's a psychologist who is doing psychotherapy. Thanks for clearing that up!
Too many big P-words!

Yep, psychotherapy is what psychologists do... Psychiatrists are more into ECT ;)

[Bikernereid]

I am a psychologist in training and believe me psychiatrists are in a league of their own and really have disdain for us. Bloody intellectual snobs, not that I am bitter at all.:devil2:

We do all they work and they get the scripts!!


Oh. Okay then.... maybe he's a psychologist who is doing psychotherapy. Thanks for clearing that up!
Too many big P-words!

[GaZBur]

Hi Steam - I don't want to make you paranoid or anything but...
I am guessing that was you today riding over the rail track heading towards varsity about 12.30?? or is there somebody else has a black weird combat type dirt bike. Anyway about 50 meters behind you was a learner rider...hmmmm.... sort of appeared to be following you, and your new counceller rides, hmmm.... Not that I am jumping to conclusions !

[Swoop]

My counsellor talked a lot about her dog and finally suggested that I should be sitting in her seat.
Next time take an invoice with you. Present it to the shrink for her "consultation"!:devil2:

[oldrider]

I am a psychologist in training

If you promise to get on the couch with me, I will reveal all of my kinky secrets to you!

Only in the interests for your further education of course but that is a sacrifice I am prepared to make.

Reply quickly before Mrs O/r catches on and cancels the deal. :shifty: Cheers John.

[Usarka]

Not so good if you see a psychiatrist on a regular basis... unless you do like electro shock and psycho-active drugs.
(


pffft some of us like psychoactive drugs. And you get used to the convulsions......

[karla]

Next time take an invoice with you. Present it to the shrink for her "consultation"!:devil2:

You (the taxpayer) were paying.:bleh: I don't go any more - she couldn't fix me and I couldn't change. I just act "normal" now, once I've figured out what "normal" means for me. A long ride, a good night's sleep or a week's grace fixes many of the problems in my life, and the rest of it is usually stuff that I can't change so I just work on acceptance ~ hasn't failed me yet :niceone:.

Don't get too "well" Steam, I like to think that we're not alone in our more crazy times. And they do pass ~ :)

[Bikernereid]

Kinky and couch????? I thought more kinky and an frame! But always interested to learn what motivates people. Speak to my Master for bookings.


If you promise to get on the couch with me, I will reveal all of my kinky secrets to you!

Only in the interests for your further education of course but that is a sacrifice I am prepared to make.

Reply quickly before Mrs O/r catches on and cancels the deal. :shifty: Cheers John.