Men are better than women

[breakaway]

T0xoKiH8JJM

Ahaha I laughed so hard at the burn in the end

[enigma51]

where is the popcorn?

[enigma51]

Dr Phil is wiped and the lady wants some action

[jonbuoy]

LMFAO what a tool - no wonder he keeps those aviators on. Someones mummy didn't love him :crybaby:

[Maha]

where is the popcorn?

Yip, pull up a chair......:corn: come on lady's lets hear ya!.....

[jrandom]

Did anyone else go visit that guy's website?

Guns are awesome. In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is.

I take that back. The manliest thing there is would be a hot car or some kind of super motorcycle with guns attached to it. In that case, it’s a case of chicken and egg. Is the car manlier because of the guns or are the guns manlier because of the car? What about a tank? Where does it play into this manly game?

Wherever the fuck it wants. It’s a tank.

:rofl:

[georgie]

He's so hot. Where can I get his number.





Really.

[Laava]

I thought he was very effeminate.

[Duke girl]

What a total TOSSER he is and how could someone bring such a thing into this world. Who does he think he is and have the right to talk about every female in the world they way he does. Must of had his fair share of knock backs and that is why he is anti-woman. Just a no hopper who thinks he knows everythink when really he knows bugger all.

[Skyryder]

Just childish attention seeker that has out grown his childhood tantrums.

Skyryder

[EJK]

Two words:

He

Rock

:Punk:

Well its true that hes so "narrow" minded.

[Skyryder]

I thought he was very effeminate.

Yep probably can't tell th difference between latent and latte.:jerry:

Skyyrder

[Trudes]

I suspect he has a really small cock and he's making himself feel better about it being laughed at by slagging off women in general. Fagot.

[smokeyging]

Just childish attention seeker that has out grown his childhood tantrums.

Skyryder



out grown his childhood tantrums? i dought he's even done that....

[MyGSXF]

I suspect he has a really small cock and he's making himself feel better about it being laughed at by slagging off women in general. Fagot.

:lol: Ya damn right there chick!!!!!!!!!!! :2thumbsup

A serious case of inferiority complex happenin there! whadda :tugger:

[SixPackBack]

This guy is GREAT what a shit stir:clap:.......check out the following from his website:

Every Woman is a Cheating Whore (http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/every-woman-is-a-cheating-whore/)

Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.
I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.
Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.
It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.
Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.
So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?
Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.
Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.
Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.
Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.
Bullshit.
Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

[enigma51]

This guy is GREAT what a shit stir:clap:.......check out the following from his website:

Every Woman is a Cheating Whore (http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/every-woman-is-a-cheating-whore/)

Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.
I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.
Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.
It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.
Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.
So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?
Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.
Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.
Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.
Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.
Bullshit.
Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

AMEN brother!

[SixPackBack]

Hallafuckenyullah...it just gets better....

Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women (http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/)

MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’

[enigma51]

I like number 4 and number 10 and 2 and 1 and 3 and 8 and 6 and 5 and 7 and 9

[The Stranger]

Wow, that's uncanny, he's just like listening to you mate.

[enigma51]

Wow, that's uncanny, he's just like listening to you mate.

Just like a women already something sharp to say

[mister.koz]

saw on his site: "Vaginas Might Be Causing Global Warming" couldn't be arsed reading it but i can guess its something stupid.

The guy shows evedence of planning, he has answers for everything and when he doesn't he goes for the throat "loose a few pounds" i mean really, he's just offsetting the fact that he knows he's wrong, he's got something to gain from this or he wouldn't do it. Hasn't got the balls to take his glases off etc etc, he's marketting something.

Are americans so bored?

[Disco Dan]

made a couple of good points. the rest was his cock running up his spine and spearing his brain.

[breakaway]

Lol @ All the peope who seriously respond at this guy. Clearly he is a piss-taking attention whore. But the burn at the end was absolutely priceless. Haven't laughed that hard in ages.

[SixPackBack]

saw on his site: "Vaginas Might Be Causing Global Warming" couldn't be arsed reading it but i can guess its something stupid.

The guy shows evedence of planning, he has answers for everything and when he doesn't he goes for the throat "loose a few pounds" i mean really, he's just offsetting the fact that he knows he's wrong, he's got something to gain from this or he wouldn't do it. Hasn't got the balls to take his glases off etc etc, he's marketting something.

Are americans so bored?


made a couple of good points. the rest was his cock running up his spine and spearing his brain.


Either you two are secret little bleeders OR are trying desperately to stick your collective tongues down the back of the site KB women in a futile attempt to get a ROOT.
Stop it.
Give over to the truth, 'our lord the man guru' [as he shall become known] is the holder of secret knowledge long suspected by most men. Apart from breeding and bleeding what practical use are women?

[Bikernereid]

I am gonna get linched by all the militant women but what the hell, I was pissing myself for most of it. Watched it with my housemate and he cracked up too. OK some of what he said was just to provoke and get attention but some of what he said made sense.

[Patch]

Either you two are secret little bleeders OR are trying desperately to stick your collective tongues down the back of the site KB women in a futile attempt to get a ROOT.
Stop it.
Give over to the truth, 'our lord the man guru' [as he shall become known] is the holder of secret knowledge long suspected by most men. Apart from breeding and bleeding what practical use are women?
burn :devil2:burn :devil2:burn


fookn priceless :stoogie:





The sheilas that 'feel' offended, are you identifying with those behaviour patterns, baaaa baaaa baaaa - truth hurts eh? :violin:






:killingmeAlways good to see some humour to start the day :killingme

[ital916]

Hahaha you know that woman heard him at the end, she probably went home and ate through a tub of ice cream, having a cry watching sleepless in seattle or some shit. He probably went home thinking i'm the greatest guy in the world, had a masti then comad after a twelve pack to wake up happy and refreshed for another day of not giving a fuck. Brilliant. Nothing to complain about with that vid, his views. I've met some women that think the complete opposite, that women are the greatest gift ever and that men are tiny little muppets that do what they want. No matter how he conveys stuff there is a little truth behind what he says *to an extent*, even though he is a tool.

[Bikernereid]

The woman's problems was that instaead of saying she didn't hear him and looking pathetic she should have said 'Yeah I could lose a few on the treadmill but how will you get a dick?' and that would have given her some kudos.


Hahaha you know that woman heard him at the end, she probably went home and ate through a tub of ice cream, having a cry watching sleepless in seattle or some shit. He probably went home thinking i'm the greatest guy in the world, had a masti then comad after a twelve pack to wake up happy and refreshed for another day of not giving a fuck. Brilliant. Nothing to complain about with that vid, his views. I've met some women that think the complete opposite, that women are the greatest gift ever and that men are tiny little muppets that do what they want. No matter how he conveys stuff there is a little truth behind what he says *to an extent*, even though he is a tool.

[PrincessBandit]

Must admit to having small smile on my face as I watched him. Expected to see him morph into the large smelly gray creature that terrorised Hogwarts in the first HP movie :lol: Amazing what people will do for their 15 minutes of fame.
Oh wait, he did actually bear some resemblance to the aforementioned movie character.....

[Bikernereid]

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[MyGSXF]

Apart from breeding and bleeding what practical use are women?

Well mate.. if it weren't for us.. you lot would all be a bunch of screaming faggots! :buggerd:

Who's ya daddy?? :shake:

[Edbear]

Well mate.. if it weren't for us.. you lot would all be a bunch of screaming faggots!

Who's ya daddy?? :shake:

"You must spread..." Darn, I musta given you too much lately!:whistle:

The Missus may have her faults and I may be perfect, :innocent: but there's something about climbing into bed at night and snuggling up to a soft... and waking up beside her in the morning... catching her eye and she gives me that sweet smile that says, "I love you"...:love: Laughing at her "blondeness" when she makes a fool of herself and seeing her laughing at herself...(See my thread, "My Wife Can Be So Cute...")

Yes she can be frustrating at times, though rarely, now. I guess it's being married 30+ years makes the difference, as in the early days we used to fight and argue and throw things...:2guns::argue::bash:

But we're all grown up now and just don't argue or fight or pick on each other, unless we're taking the mickey...:rolleyes: I figure if she can put up with my foibles, I can sure put up with hers. After all, all she has to do is walk in the room naked and any other thoughts disappear... Yeah, I'm a pushover...:p

This guy's just an attention-seeker, making the ultimate sweeping generalisations. He's put a lot of thought into it, obviously, but easily forgettable...:calm:

[SixPackBack]

Well mate.. if it weren't for us.. you lot would all be a bunch of screaming faggots! :buggerd:

Who's ya daddy?? :shake:

Okay as mentioned good for breeding...so what else can you do?

[Edbear]

Okay as mentioned good for breeding...so what else can you do?

Repartee..?

[Bikernereid]

Blow jobs unless you prefer men doing them for you?


Repartee..?

[Edbear]

Blow jobs unless you prefer men doing them for you?

See, there's an example of repartee...

[MyGSXF]

Blow jobs unless you prefer men doing them for you?

I think he does that for himself!! :blip:

[SixPackBack]

Blow jobs unless you prefer men doing them for you?

Okay so far we got:

Blow jobs
RootingShort list?

[Bikernereid]

TYPICAL BLOKE, woman talks about blowjobs and you focus on trying to prove you are right!! But I see you didn't reject getting bj from other blokes!!!


See, there's an example of repartee...

[Bikernereid]

And pointing out what you MEN missed!! And you missed bleeding hun. My god how do you remember to breathe?


See, there's an example of repartee...


Okay so far we got:

Blow jobs
RootingShort list?

[Number One]

Giving the men in our lives shit so they don't get tooooo full of themselves and end up like this tosser!

Oh and I love men and women - but find guys generally easier to get along with some girls are just biarches that do only have a few obvious *valuable* contributions to make....:shutup:

[Edbear]

TYPICAL BLOKE, woman talks about blowjobs and you focus on trying to prove you are right!! But I see you didn't reject getting bj from other blokes!!!


I may not always be right but I'm never wrong... Oh, hang on, that's my wife's line...:devil2:

BJ from a bloke...?:sick:

[Finn]

But you've got to admit, he has a valid point. I particularly enjoyed the part that woman should not be presidents. We've all experienced what a total disaster that is.

[MyGSXF]

Okay so far we got:

Blow jobs
RootingShort list?

Well.. since we chick are apparently soooooo superfluous :rolleyes: I take it that you'd prefer to indulge in the afore mentioned facts.. with another guy then!! :buggerd:

[Edbear]

I think he does that for himself!! :blip:


You haven't seen the size of my girth, have you...?

[Bikernereid]

Or the flexibility of your spine!!


You haven't seen the size of my girth, have you...?

[MyGSXF]

You haven't seen the size of my girth, have you...?

not you sweet pea.. was talkin bout SPB!! :lol: your post snuck in there before mine.. :rolleyes:


as you were.. ;)

[SixPackBack]

not you sweet pea.. was talkin bout SPB!! :lol: your post snuck in there before mine.. :rolleyes:


as you were.. ;)

Are you coming on to me?

[Ripperjon]

Personally, i think girls are fucking awesome:banana:

maybe i haven't met the right ones?

[Edbear]

Or the flexibility of your spine!!

I'm workin' on it... I can exercise now for the first time in ten years. I'm up to ten pushups from my knees...! Soon I'll be able to do a situp!!!:2thumbsup


not you sweet pea.. was talkin bout SPB!! :lol: your post snuck in there before mine.. :rolleyes:


as you were.. ;)


Mmmm! I have a habit of getting in the way...:third:

[Bikernereid]

Major bling and you have met the right girls (in your opinion and that is what counts)


Personally, i think girls are fucking awesome:banana:

maybe i haven't met the right ones?

[Bikernereid]

Good on ya, little baby steps is what counts.


I'm workin' on it... I can exercise now for the first time in ten years. I'm up to ten pushups from my knees...! Soon I'll be able to do a situp!!!:2thumbsup




Mmmm! I have a habit of getting in the way...:third:

[MyGSXF]

Are you coming on to me?

:rofl: dream on sweetheart :shake:

[MyGSXF]

Mmmm! I have a habit of getting in the way...:third:

& you do it so well m'dear.. :laugh:

ps: keep up the good work with ya exercise! :2thumbsup

[Edbear]

& you do it so well m'dear.. :laugh:


LOL!!! You sound just like my wife! ;)I admit it takes years of practice to perfect...:whistle:

[scumdog]

He 'might' think he's great, the best, Mr Cool - but he's going baaallllddd!!!!:woohoo:

[SixPackBack]

:rofl: dream on sweetheart :shake:

If there was any dreaming 'twas more 'Friday the thirteenth' than 'Debbie does Dallas'
Sorry sweetheart but the answer is still NO.:devil2:

[MyGSXF]

LOL!!! You sound just like my wife! ;)

I'll take that as a compliment!!! :innocent:


I admit it takes years of practice to perfect...:whistle:

That's what we chicks like to see.. dedication & committment!! :shutup:

[Bikernereid]

ya rude but ya crack me up babes.



If there was any dreaming 'twas more 'Friday the thirteenth' than 'Debbie does Dallas'
Sorry sweetheart but the answer is still NO.:devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

I won't bother adding fresh meat to this conversation - here's a cut and paste excerpt from an email I sent a friend yesterday, and I stand behind every word of it.

"Guys are generally idiots though - no idea who they are or what they want, stunted emotions and all that. Women tend to be the opposite, emotionally complete, and a lot more complex. Far more interesting... "

:corn:

[MyGSXF]

If there was any dreaming 'twas more 'Friday the thirteenth' than 'Debbie does Dallas'
Sorry sweetheart but the answer is still NO.:devil2:

as she breathes a sigh of relief... :shutup:


I won't bother adding fresh meat to this conversation - here's a cut and paste excerpt from an email I sent a friend yesterday, and I stand behind every word of it.

"Guys are generally idiots though - no idea who they are or what they want, stunted emotions and all that. Women tend to be the opposite, emotionally complete, and a lot more complex. Far more interesting... "
:corn:

How you doin..??? :blip:

[enigma51]

I am gonna get linched by all the militant women but what the hell, I was pissing myself for most of it. Watched it with my housemate and he cracked up too. OK some of what he said was just to provoke and get attention but some of what he said made sense.

IIIII LOVE YOU :2thumbsup

[Number One]

If there was any dreaming 'twas more 'Friday the thirteenth' than 'Debbie does Dallas'

mwahahahahaaa - BURRRRNNNNN! :devil2:

Ya big meanie :lol:

[ManDownUnder]

How you doin..??? :blip:

LOL ok at the mo - waiting for the emotionally stunted guys out in KB land to finish getting their guns loaded though LOLOL!!!!

[Trudes]

I suppose this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=jGcAzX9E3qU) guy's pretty funny too?

[MyGSXF]

L waiting for the emotionally stunted guys out in KB land to finish getting their guns loaded though LOLOL!!!!

That describes nearly every one of em!! :baby: bar one or two.. :rolleyes:

[Number One]

That describes nearly every one of em!! :baby: bar one or two.. :rolleyes:

OUCH! I am sorry that your experience of men is soooo bad chick!

They aren't all emotionally stunted and not all ladies are perfect either.

Seems you have redirected their attentions from MDU to yourself...

...nice knowing ya :clap:

[ManDownUnder]

That describes nearly every one of em!! :baby: bar one or two.. :rolleyes:

To be fair it is relative, and what I said is a generalisation, but that means it's generally true - rather than always true. Cuts both ways though - there's some emotionally stunted women out there too...!

There are a few very very good guys in here too though. They tend to stand out in threads like this - and in the "What makes a man" thread SARGE started years ago.

Someone needs to take a serious look at thiings anytime someone needs to put others down to make themselves better than them.

[MyGSXF]

To be fair it is relative, and what I said is a generalisation, but that means it's generally true - rather than always true. Cuts both ways though - there's some emotionally stunted women out there too...!
There are a few very very good guys in here too though. They tend to stand out in threads like this - and in the "What makes a man" thread SARGE started years ago. Someone needs to take a serious look at thiings anytime someone needs to put others down to make themselves better than them.

Sorry mate.. twas only a piss take.. :doh: of the people I have met through kb.. most have been of the highest calibre!! :first: & indeed a few very, very good guys! :yes:

[ManDownUnder]

Sorry mate.. twas only a piss take.. :doh: of the people I have met through kb.. most have been of the highest calibre!! :first: & indeed a few very, very good guys! :yes:

All good - and no worries at my end. I just know it hold a significant grain of truth as well (as with all comedy there needs to be enough to make it funny).

[SixPackBack]

I suppose this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=jGcAzX9E3qU) guy's pretty funny too?

NO. He is a criminal.

[Mikkel]

Good to see we got past the "shoot the messenger" state and actually have gotten into a serious debate about this very important topic. Alas, it seems to be drifting slightly off-topic and focus have shifted to the imperfection of men more than how they are superior to women. :spanking:

p/t - because someone is bound to take it serious otherwise


He 'might' think he's great, the best, Mr Cool - but he's going baaallllddd!!!!:woohoo:

Bald is manly - I'm sure he'll be pleased!


"Guys are generally idiots though - no idea who they are or what they want, stunted emotions and all that. Women tend to be the opposite, emotionally complete, and a lot more complex. Far more interesting... "

Again, these are sweeping generalisations on behalf of both genders I must say. Being more exhibitive about your emotions doesn't make them anymore complete or real - no matter your gender. Oh, and we are all idiots btw - gender doesn't factor into that at all.


There are a few very very good guys in here too though. They tend to stand out in threads like this - and in the "What makes a man" thread SARGE started years ago.

Yep, there hardly anything more manly than talking (or writing) about what is indeed manly...

[ManDownUnder]

Again, these are sweeping generalisations on behalf of both genders I must say. Being more exhibitive about your emotions doesn't make them anymore complete or real
Agreed entirely.


Yep, there hardly anything more manly than talking (or writing) about what is indeed manly...
And yet being unable to talk or write about the topic is childish

[jrandom]

I have a vague feeling that I should add something noteworthy and thought-provoking to this thread, but I can't really come up with much, to be honest.

I probably shouldn't have stayed up until 2am this morning reading Harlan Ellison, but I'd forgotten how engaging his short stories were.

Er, on the topic of the comedian under discussion, he's quite typically American, isn't he? His humour has its merits, but on the whole, it's like being hit over the head with a wet brick wrapped in a whoopee cushion.

I have a sneaking suspicion that I could do better...

Still, if he's getting book sales and talk show appearances, it's working for him. Long live entrepreneurship!

[enigma51]

I have a vague feeling that I should add something noteworthy and thought-provoking to this thread, but I can't really come up with much, to be honest.

I probably shouldn't have stayed up until 2am this morning reading Harlan Ellison, but I'd forgotten how engaging his short stories were.

Er, on the topic of the comedian under discussion, he's quite typically American, isn't he? His humour has its merits, but on the whole, it's like being hit over the head with a wet brick wrapped in a whoopee cushion.

I have a sneaking suspicion that I could do better...

Still, if he's getting book sales and talk show appearances, it's working for him. Long live entrepreneurship!

You talk shit like young girl :baby:

[jrandom]

You talk shit like young girl :baby:

You talk shit like big-mouthed jarpie who knows his missus won't read this thread.

:buggerd:

[Trudes]

NO. He is a criminal.

Yes he is, but do we honestly believe that the man (and I use that description very loosely) at the centre of this discussion would think twice about going home and mentally or physically abusing any female that walks into the room, merely because she is in his castle?
He obviously feels quite comfortable spouting his opinion about women being stupid and subordinate in public, so I don't believe he would be any different behind closed doors, and would infact be worse. Abusers usually start out small; thoughts turn to name calling that often develops into outright emotional and/or physical abuse.:(
Actually I was quite surprised to hear him refer to Hitler in a negative way. I would've thought this guy would have been all over that shit! Sexism and racism are very close schools of thought I believe.

[jrandom]

I would've thought this guy would have been all over that shit!

You forget that he is, essentially, a comedian seeking publicity to generate revenue.

He won't last long, because he's not a very good comedian, but, hey, the Media (tm) will always give someone their fifteen minutes of fame if they're loud enough and different enough.

He probably goes to bed every night feeling slightly silly about it all, but hey, beats having to work a nine-to-five, eh?

[The Stranger]

Just like a women already something sharp to say

BITCH.....

[Trudes]

You forget that he is, essentially, a comedian seeking publicity to generate revenue.

He won't last long, because he's not a very good comedian, but, hey, the Media (tm) will always give someone their fifteen minutes of fame if they're loud enough and different enough.

He probably goes to bed every night feeling slightly silly about it all, but hey, beats having to work a nine-to-five, eh?

I'm outta bling, so.... true, good point!
I just don't find this kind of "humor" funny, but think it's downright dangerous, even if it's said in a funny way, that it's ok to put others down over something they have no control over i.e gender, race, age etc. It's really not funny for people to think this is acceptable (and there would be people out there who would see this dick and think "Oh, it's ok to think women are all scum and we can treat them so, I'm not alone!" (Yeehaa)).
But you're right, all he's proving to the world is that he's an ignorant cock, and at the very end, it'll be his mummy he's crying for.

[jrandom]

But you're right, all he's proving to the world is that he's an ignorant cock, and at the very end, it'll be his mummy he's crying for.

You're really quite annoyed by all this, aren't you?

:sherlock:

[Trudes]

You're really quite annoyed by all this, aren't you?

:sherlock:

Not as annoyed as you may think I am....:msn-wink:
It's just sad that people like this get noticed for sending stupid messages to the unwashed masses, when there are folks out there who have genuinely important messages to share that never get any attention.

[jonbuoy]

Not as annoyed as you may think I am....:msn-wink:
It's just sad that people like this get noticed for sending stupid messages to the unwashed masses, when there are folks out there who have genuinely important messages to share that never get any attention.

Like germaine greer? Hey maybe those two should get a room for a few days - they might come out talking sense at the end of it.

[Meekey_Mouse]

Haha, what an idiot! Although the women drivers part is a lil true :whistle::girlfight:

All I can say is... I feel sorry for any women in his life and I hope I never meet any one like him :argh::2guns:

[Trudes]

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.
Germaine Greer

Yet if a woman never lets herself go, how will she ever know how far she might have got? If she never takes off her high-heeled shoes, how will she ever know how far she could walk or how fast she could run?
Germaine Greer

Women are reputed never to be disgusted. The sad fact is that they often are, but not with men; following the lead of men, they are most often disgusted with themselves.
Germaine Greer

Somehow, I think she'd out wit him without much trouble.
Anyway...... moving right along, I think this git has taken up enough of my mental capacity for one day.... I'm off to read more about the Treaty :pinch:

[jrandom]

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.
Germaine Greer

Yet if a woman never lets herself go, how will she ever know how far she might have got? If she never takes off her high-heeled shoes, how will she ever know how far she could walk or how fast she could run?
Germaine Greer

Women are reputed never to be disgusted. The sad fact is that they often are, but not with men; following the lead of men, they are most often disgusted with themselves.
Germaine Greer

Oddly enough, that seems to parallel a lot of what he was saying!

Perhaps they're both approaching the same truth from different angles?

[Trudes]

Oddly enough, that seems to parallel a lot of what he was saying!

Perhaps they're both approaching the same truth from different angles?

Again true, but she is pointing out the plight of women, not how women should be! The truth will release you, knowledge is power... and all that.:)

Edit: Seriously, I'm not out to get all up in everyone's faces about feminism etc, just don't think abuse is particularly funny and if attitudes that lead to abuse are allowed to prevail then the world turns into a shitty place for everyone. Over and outskies. :hug: guys and gals.

[jrandom]

Again true, but she is pointing out the plight of women, not how women should be!

So they're both speaking about how women are... and perhaps Mr Comedian's approach of mockery will be more motivating to some than Ms Greer's self-righteous, bombastic priggery ever was when it comes to proving him wrong?

[enigma51]

You talk shit like big-mouthed jarpie who knows his missus won't read this thread.

:buggerd:

I wear the pants

Where's my eggs bitch

[007XX]

:rofl: :rofl:

Finally watched it...can't help but find it funny! Just because this idiot has no real show of ever being taken seriously...

No point getting all antsy about guys like these. There are many more out there than we may think unfortunately, and they are a lost cause.

Just avoiding them like the plague seems to be the only way to deal with them.

[Mikkel]

And yet being unable to talk or write about the topic is childish

Yes, that is also true. However, there's a slightly degrading term, EMO, which is being used to describe people who flaunt their emotions excessively. As with most other things there is a healthy balance somewhere.

Personally I'd prefer sharing my more private and personal thoughts and emotions with people who know me, know where I am coming from and who actually care for me. I dunno about you, but for me an internet forum - even KB - does not fit that bill.


Yes he is, but do we honestly believe that the man (and I use that description very loosely) at the centre of this discussion would think twice about going home and mentally or physically abusing any female that walks into the room, merely because she is in his castle?
He obviously feels quite comfortable spouting his opinion about women being stupid and subordinate in public, so I don't believe he would be any different behind closed doors, and would infact be worse. Abusers usually start out small; thoughts turn to name calling that often develops into outright emotional and/or physical abuse.:(
Actually I was quite surprised to hear him refer to Hitler in a negative way. I would've thought this guy would have been all over that shit! Sexism and racism are very close schools of thought I believe.

I think it is rather presumptuous to begin speculating on what actually goes on in his private life. The only thing I think we can establish for certain is that he manages to provoke a reaction...


Not as annoyed as you may think I am....:msn-wink:
It's just sad that people like this get noticed for sending stupid messages to the unwashed masses, when there are folks out there who have genuinely important messages to share that never get any attention.

Alas, that is the common case. Go watch the NZ news one of these days and you'll see what I mean. The most common general topic in the international section of The Press (dunno about other NZ papers) is celebrities who can not sort their shit out.


On another note, I think we should all be grateful for the fact that we live in a part of the world where opinions as expressed by that guy are actually considered controversial, provocative, degrading and even WRONG.

There are probably the better part of 2 billion women out there who neither have access to the net nor an awareness of there actually being any other way of life than what is described by "Mr. Menarebetterthanwomen".

[ManDownUnder]

Personally I'd prefer sharing my more private and personal thoughts and emotions with people who know me, know where I am coming from and who actually care for me. I dunno about you, but for me an internet forum - even KB - does not fit that bill.

No argument at all

[Trudes]

I think it is rather presumptuous to begin speculating on what actually goes on in his private life. The only thing I think we can establish for certain is that he manages to provoke a reaction...



Hey, he has no problem being presumptuous and speculating as to what ALL women are like and how they conduct themselves out of his view, so why can't I.

[Storm]

Because then you're no better than him

[jrandom]

There are probably the better part of 2 billion women out there who neither have access to the net nor an awareness of there actually being any other way of life than what is described by "Mr. Menarebetterthanwomen".

An extremely well-made point, and one that bears consideration.

Very few natives of Iran or Saudi Arabia would consider his views even slightly odd. They'd probably wonder why so much fuss was being made over stating such self-evident truths, and shake their heads over the decadence of a Western society that could possibly consider alternatives.

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Either you two are secret little bleeders OR are trying desperately to stick your collective tongues down the back of the site KB women in a futile attempt to get a ROOT.
Stop it.
Give over to the truth, 'our lord the man guru' [as he shall become known] is the holder of secret knowledge long suspected by most men. Apart from breeding and bleeding what practical use are women?

So true. Look at the reaction from the dungaree brigade and pussywhipped Man-bians on the site to this thread!
Oh and by the way, Man created the internet and computers so don't be using my man-given technology to diss me...

[Bikernereid]

+1

There is a difference between voicing your opinon and engaging in abuse whether verbal or physical. Men like that guy are pathetic and insecure and need punitive punishment coupled with treatment.


NO. He is a criminal.

[Number One]

:rofl:

Man-bians


:clap::rofl:

[Bikernereid]

I believe the same applies to women!! And if anyone has the niaive opinon that women can't or don't batter men then they are very very deluded and should also seek therapy.

No sexism here mate.


:rofl:

Man-bians


:clap::rofl:

[Disco Dan]

Either you two are secret little bleeders OR are trying desperately to stick your collective tongues down the back of the site KB women in a futile attempt to get a ROOT.
Stop it.
Give over to the truth, 'our lord the man guru' [as he shall become known] is the holder of secret knowledge long suspected by most men. Apart from breeding and bleeding what practical use are women?

Oh.. we're taking that angle on it... ahhhh I see.

Good burn btw :pinch:

[Number One]

I believe the same applies to women!! And if anyone has the niaive opinon that women can't or don't batter men then they are very very deluded and should also seek therapy.

No sexism here mate.



Ummm I'm not a mate..I'm actually a gal...and do we have to get all heavy on it *man*

also I'm confused...why have you quoted me and said what you've said...who was talking about battering people?

WTF?

[Disco Dan]

Ummm I'm not a mate..I'm actually a gal...and do we have to get all heavy *man* as I don't really know why you've quoted me and said what you've said...who was talking about battering people?

WTF?

Hows your vagina?


...or too early for jokes?


P/T

[Number One]

So if anyone types in gal or girl you show up and ask about their vaginas...

Mines fine, thanks for asking...hows your cock after that long ride to collect your machine?

All good I take it and hey what's this about an 'outfit'....share, come on

[Bikernereid]

Mate is generic in the UK, so soz for linguistic snafoo.

Head is up arse today so don't get confused. Think I posted in wrong place.


Ummm I'm not a mate..I'm actually a gal...and do we have to get all heavy on it *man*

also I'm confused...why have you quoted me and said what you've said...who was talking about battering people?

WTF?

[Disco Dan]

So if anyone types in gal or girl you show up and ask about their vaginas...

Mines fine, thanks for asking...hows your cock after that long ride to collect your machine?

All good I take it and hey what's this about an 'outfit'....share, come on

Pretty much. :cool:

Outfit...? Ohhh you mean this one..... :cool:

Oh and my cocks great, so glad you asked :banana:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/photopost/showphoto.php/photo/6642/ppuser/8187

[ambler]

That guy reminds me of the 'Hard Gay' celebrity in Japan...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5aXjXath2Y

[Skyryder]

I am gonna get linched by all the militant women but what the hell, I was pissing myself for most of it. Watched it with my housemate and he cracked up too. OK some of what he said was just to provoke and get attention but some of what he said made sense.


He missed out the most important bit. Woman live longer.


Skyryder

[Bikernereid]

That is why I snagged myself a younger guy!!!:msn-wink:


He missed out the most important bit. Woman live longer.


Skyryder

[speedpro]

only one??

[Bikernereid]

I can only afford the time for one and believe me he is enough of a handful:devil2: (in a good way that is!!)


only one??

[Skyryder]

I can only afford the time for one and believe me he is enough of a handful:devil2: (in a good way that is!!)

Handfull??

Ya sure ya don't wanna rephase that??:jerry:


Skyryder

[Number One]

Handfull??

Ya sure ya don't wanna rephase that??:jerry:


Skyryder

I think that what I think you are thinking is what she might have been wanting us all to think.....


But does her hand runnith over that is the real question...:lol:

Owner...how you doin :blip:


Just kidding!!!!!!

[Bikernereid]

I am pleading the 5th!!


Handfull??

Ya sure ya don't wanna rephase that??:jerry:


Skyryder

[Bikernereid]

Tutt tutt young lady!!

My cup runnith over, the rest is between me and my Master.


I think that what I think you are thinking is what she might have been wanting us all to think.....


But does her hand runnith over that is the real question...:lol:

Owner...how you doin :blip:


Just kidding!!!!!!

[Number One]

the rest is between me and my Master.

Your master...now that is kinky! mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa:devil2:


BTW - both my hands runnith over and the rest is between me and my honey.

[Trudes]

Your master...now that is kinky! mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa:devil2:


BTW - both my hands runnith over and the rest is between me and my honey.

Oh my God!! Stop it please!! I have enough trouble looking Sully in the eye already!!

[Nade]

which eye you looking into then eh!?!?:Pokey:

[MIXONE]

Tutt tutt young lady!!

My cup runnith over, the rest is between me and my Master.

Buy a bigger bra.

[Trudes]

which eye you looking into then eh!?!?:Pokey:

Well, I did "pump his arse" today!!!!!:devil2::msn-wink:

[Number One]

Filthy cow! You loved it :rolleyes::lol:

[Trudes]

Yep, everyone loves a good blow!!!::D

[Bikernereid]

Excuse me. Cups, bras aaargh


Buy a bigger bra.

[Fatjim]

How come everwhere I go in cyver land it degenerates into some psuedo lesbian love fest. And why isn't real life like that!

[Bikernereid]

Since when did lesbians get into blowjobs?


How come everwhere I go in cyver land it degenerates into some psuedo lesbian love fest. And why isn't real life like that!

[MIXONE]

Since when did lesbians get into blowjobs?

Shit haven't you watched any porn.It's the same as real life I'm sure.:rolleyes:

[Number One]

Boys, Boys, Boys....You're clearly just not hanging out in the right places in real life...I must say wherever I go I start the Psydo Lesbian Love fests...and I'm not even into girls in that way :rolleyes:

[The Pastor]

Im sure you'd be at the front of the line if you hit the treadmill.

[Ms Piggy]

I think he's taking his lead from Frank T.J. Mackey (a character played by Tom Cruise in the film Magnolia http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175880/).

Frank T.J. Mackey: "Respect the cock! And tame the cunt! Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work and say no! You will not control me! No! You will not take my soul! No! You will not win this game! Because it's a game, guys. You want to think it's not, huh? You want to think it's not? Go back to the schoolyard and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. Respect the cock. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We... are... men!"

He's a coward, hiding behind his aviators, who made a lot of bold and false statements. :yawn:

[SixPackBack]

I think he's taking his lead from Frank T.J. Mackey (a character played by Tom Cruise in the film Magnolia http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175880/).

Frank T.J. Mackey: "Respect the cock! And tame the cunt! Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work and say no! You will not control me! No! You will not take my soul! No! You will not win this game! Because it's a game, guys. You want to think it's not, huh? You want to think it's not? Go back to the schoolyard and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. Respect the cock. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We... are... men!"

He's a coward, hiding behind his aviators, who made a lot of bold and false statements. :yawn:

Really?.....more than a small hint of truth permeates his ramblings.

[Ms Piggy]

Really?.....more than a small hint of truth permeates his ramblings.

Let's agree to disagree.

[SixPackBack]

Let's agree to disagree.

WOW!....I was fishing for a bigger bite than that...*dissapointed*!
KB must be growing up-becoming wiser!:cool:

[The Pastor]

WOW!....I was fishing for a bigger bite than that...*dissapointed*!
KB must be growing up-becoming wiser!:cool:
nah you've just lost your edge bro. Bring the a game next time.

[DougB]

I worked as an engineering teacher for twenty years and went on to become a teacher of 'hard' crafts. Metal welded sculpture, lost wax casting, enamalling, bone carving,and a host of other crafts. My classes were restricted to 15 pupils seven boys eight girls. My point is that in nearly every respect the girls were better than the boys. Their manual skills, their ability to reason and think creativly, their commitment in almost every way the females were best. In my rifle shooting and air pistol clubs the girls teams nearly always beat the boys.

Some of my female pupils entered the trades and here again they are, on average, better than the men. One employed by telecom boasted that she was doing three wirings in a new exchange to the mens two.

If I took my bike to be worked on and had the choice of a female or male mechanic I would choose the female every time.

In my mind the female is usualy superior to their
male counterpart in most human activities.

[Ixion]

I once worked in the diesel services industry. Company had dozens of male mechanics, one female. Who was recognised by all, including her male peers, as the best.

But, it's a slewed question. Arguably, only females with a very high interest and dedication a re going to tackle such an outwardly "male" career or interest. So you are comparing a select group of highly motivate dfemales with a more general selection of males.

[Bikernereid]

Wow an honest man, where have you been hiding?



I worked as an engineering teacher for twenty years and went on to become a teacher of 'hard' crafts. Metal welded sculpture, lost wax casting, enamalling, bone carving,and a host of other crafts. My classes were restricted to 15 pupils seven boys eight girls. My point is that in nearly every respect the girls were better than the boys. Their manual skills, their ability to reason and think creativly, their commitment in almost every way the females were best. In my rifle shooting and air pistol clubs the girls teams nearly always beat the boys.

Some of my female pupils entered the trades and here again they are, on average, better than the men. One employed by telecom boasted that she was doing three wirings in a new exchange to the mens two.

If I took my bike to be worked on and had the choice of a female or male mechanic I would choose the female every time.

In my mind the female is usualy superior to their
male counterpart in most human activities.

[SixPackBack]

Wow an honest man, where have you been hiding?

Honest?.......Looks more like a futile attempt to score a shag:whistle:

[On a serious note] I have employed the services of a female trades-person. She turned out to be a drug addict :weep:

[ManDownUnder]

Honest?.......Looks more like a futile attempt to score a shag:whistle:

ummmm yeah.


[On a serious note] I have employed the services of a female trades-person. She turned out to be a drug addict :weep:
Did you give her the been there done that - now sort your shit out story. Man, if anyone can help her (assuming she wants to be helped)... dat'd be you!

[SixPackBack]

[/font]

ummmm yeah.

[font=Comic Sans MS][font=Verdana]
Did you give her the been there done that - now sort your shit out story. Man, if anyone can help her (assuming she wants to be helped)... dat'd be you!

I did try. She needed to leave the country and remove herself from a dodgy peer group. Hopefully she has sorted her life out...moved on to a higher plain;)

[Mikkel]

I worked as an engineering teacher for twenty years and went on to become a teacher of 'hard' crafts. Metal welded sculpture, lost wax casting, enamalling, bone carving,and a host of other crafts. My classes were restricted to 15 pupils seven boys eight girls. My point is that in nearly every respect the girls were better than the boys. Their manual skills, their ability to reason and think creativly, their commitment in almost every way the females were best. In my rifle shooting and air pistol clubs the girls teams nearly always beat the boys.

Some of my female pupils entered the trades and here again they are, on average, better than the men. One employed by telecom boasted that she was doing three wirings in a new exchange to the mens two.

If I took my bike to be worked on and had the choice of a female or male mechanic I would choose the female every time.

In my mind the female is usualy superior to their
male counterpart in most human activities.

Indeed - that is why we delegate the most important tasks that carries the highest amount of responsibility to the females:

Driving the kids to school
Shopping
Cooking tea
Blowjobs
...

It's a long list really - but I wouldn't want anyone but a truly competent woman to handle those tasks :no:

[p/t] - in case someone were to miss the signature.

While I agree that there are some incredibly talented women who possess an eviable drive there are also plenty of incompetent lackluster females... I really don't think the distribution between these are any different for males and females. But as Ixion said - if you find someone who takes a less common path in life, they are more likely to belong to the positive end of that distribution.

[Bikernereid]

So honesty= shag. Wow and here was I thinking it was a large.....

And stay away from addicts they cause nothing but trouble and screw you for loads money.


Honest?.......Looks more like a futile attempt to score a shag:whistle:

[On a serious note] I have employed the services of a female trades-person. She turned out to be a drug addict :weep:

[gismo]

I think he might be gay

[SixPackBack]

So honesty= shag. Wow and here was I thinking it was a large.....

And stay away from addicts they cause nothing but trouble and screw you for loads money.

So if you're a man and you want a shag advertising a large penis [providing you have one] presumably helps get a root??

Conversley it could be claimed that women with tight vaginas also stand a better chance of lovin'??

Moving on. I can only assume a standard vaginal measurement includes fingers, hands and [in extreme circumstances] feet!

[Skyryder]

So if you're a man and you want a shag advertising a large penis [providing you have one] presumably helps get a root??

Conversley it could be claimed that women with tight vaginas also stand a better chance of lovin'??

Moving on. I can only assume a standard vaginal measurement includes fingers, hands and [in extreme circumstances] feet!

I read once that it was not the size but the oommppphhh. Might have something to do with why men develop paunches in later life. Helps make up for the loss of the 'vigour' of youth.

Skyyrder

[alley cat]

Honest?.......Looks more like a futile attempt to score a shag:whistle:

[On a serious note] I have employed the services of a female trades-person. She turned out to be a drug addict :weep:

Im a female trades-person and only an drug addict in the wknd:lol: