10 things that piss me off.

[Gubb]

Sorry to Jim2 for stealing his idea from the "What Grinds my Gears' threads.

1. People that stop walking on escalators. YOU DON'T STOP ON THE FUCKING STAIRS DO YOU?!? Get some fucking exercise and lessen the countries obesity epidemic.

2. People with annoyingly shit ringtones, turned up so loud, I can hear them over my exhaust, through my helmet, and through my earplugs.

3. I work for Mobil. Many people decide to pronounce this as "Mobile". The shops don't have fucking wheels on them people!

4. Cats. They don't piss me off quite as much as I seem to piss them off. They seem to think that they are better than me. Smug bastards.

5. Being called 'cuz'. I'm not your fucking cousin.

6. Someone leaving an empty toilet roll. You used the last of it, put another fucking roll on the dealie.

7. TV. There's never anything good on.

8. :banana: <-- That guy. What's he so fucking happy about?

9. When people turn up half an hour later than when they said they would, and don't bother to apologise/offer a good excuse. That's 30 minutes riding time you just killed that i'll never see again. I want a refund.

10. Being addicted to KB. Seems like I have to check it at least twice a day. I need another fucking hobby.

Rant over. I think i'm getting my man-period.

[Jeaves]

http://www.paylesschemists.com.au/images/products/55645.jpg

[Sully60]

Yeah that's just the thing!

You'll be able to go horse riding, play tennis, laugh and joke with your friends etc.

All you cares will melt away.

BTW #8 :banana: I agree, what the fuck is with this guy?

[maxworldbiker]

Ten things that piss ME off:

2. I'm with ya on the lateness/ignorance thing. It kinda undepins what should REALLY be FIRST on the list:
1. People who don't treat me with respect. If they don't like me, that's no drama, but I deserve respect and when I don't get it, THAT'S a pisser.
3. Anyone who's unkind or cruel to animals. That deserves a few well aimed bullets into knees and hands and nobody around to help stop the bleeding and screaming. I've got the gun, let me at them!!!!!!!
4. Two stroke motorcyclists caning it in inappropriate places and short-circuiting my hearing. I wanna shove their heads clear up their exhaust pipes and leave their ears on the asphalt.
5. Being asked a question by someone who isn't interested in hearing the answer. I just want to smack them in the face for wasting my time.
6. Small talk and inane chatter, or gossip for the sake of it, that hurts people.
7. Not being left in peace when I'm concentrating on something.
8. Crap service in restaurants. Since when did you have to pay extra for a fkn smile?
9. Rich bastards who moan about being broke. It means two things: they're down to their last hundred grand, and they are completely out of touch with most people's reality.
10. Parents in public places who let their children scream until they're purple, and do absolutely nothing to try and stop them. Their "ah, kids, eh?" indulgent smiles make me want to scream until I'm purple myself. But while the kids would be allowed to continue, I'd be hauled away in a straightjacket. I guess that's number eleven...

... not that I'm violent, or anything. It wasn't MY AK47... I only borrowed it...

[maxworldbiker]

BTW #8 :banana: I agree, what the fuck is with this guy?

He's the wee nutter that reminds us not to get too serious. Life aint no bowl of cherries, but a dancing banana can make it so it aint a bowl of broken glass either!

[McJim]

I heard of a condom flying across a room once.....coz it got pissed off :rofl:

[Maha]

9. When people turn up half an hour later than when they said they would, and don't bother to apologise/offer a good excuse. That's 30 minutes riding time you just killed that i'll never see again. I want a refund.



I agree with this one 'Cuz'...thats why if I put up ride and I want to leave at 10.30am I make the leave time 10am so we leave we I want. They still dribble until about 10.28am.

[Wingnut]

I heard of a condom flying across a room once.....coz it got pissed off :rofl:

Nice - puts it into perspective!

[Usarka]

People (usually female) who wait 15 minutes for the bus then wait till their on board before searching for change......

[EJK]

:katman: <- Is that actually called Katman or is it from the guy Katman on KB. You know, the one who's posts and threads get always moved to PD....

I'm no kidding, type ":" then type "katman" and close it with ":"

[Usarka]

:katman: <- Is that actually called Katman or is it from the guy Katman on KB. You know, the one who's posts and threads get always moved to PD....

I'm no kidding, type ":" then type "katman" and close it with ":"

Bahahahaaa! methinks its our katman :lol:

[EJK]

Great! Hes got an emoticon of his own on KB! Make me one! lol

[Steam]

Testing testing.

:katman:

[Steam]

Holy spit it works! I want an emoticon!

[EJK]

Hahaha told ya! ;)

:katman:

[Edbear]

:woohoo: :laugh: :bleh: :wari: :hug: :whistle: :sunny: :shutup: :love: :done:

[325rocket]

3. Anyone who's unkind or cruel to animals. That deserves a few well aimed bullets into knees and hands and nobody around to help stop the bleeding and screaming. I've got the gun, let me at them!!!!!!!


thats the one top of my list.

btw ... banana guy rocks!!! :banana::banana:

:banana::wari::banana::wari::banana::wari::banana: :wari:

[Ixion]

Ten things that piss ME off:


4. Two stroke motorcyclists caning it in inappropriate places and short-circuiting my hearing. I wanna shove their heads clear up their exhaust pipes and leave their ears on the asphalt.


Oi! :Oi:. Watch it . :Pokey: :spanking::2guns::angry2::katman::motu::finger: :weird:

And so on. What sort of nutter doesn't want to hear a two smoker caning it? Don't we provide an invaluable public service by sending out two stroke smoke for you inferior four stroke types to smell?

We're SPECIAL we are. Even the law admits it.

There is *NO* inappropriate place to cane a two smoker.

[The Pastor]

Oi! :Oi:. Watch it . :Pokey: :spanking::2guns::angry2::katman::motu::finger: :weird:

And so on. What sort of nutter doesn't want to hear a two smoker caning it? Don't we provide an invaluable public service by sending out two stroke smoke for you inferior four stroke types to smell?

We're SPECIAL we are. Even the law admits it.

There is *NO* inappropriate place to cane a two smoker.
Shes a female, she doesnt understand bikes.

[Ixion]

Oh.I hadn't noticed that. It's more difficult on line than in real life, cos you can't see the tits.

You're right, it's a rare female that appreciates the glory of two smokers.

[Rogue]

The thing that pisses me off is that they don't make bigger two strokes no more :cry:
Trying to leave the biggest carbon footprint I can :lol:

[Ixion]

Yeah. Second that. Where's the 1000cc two smokers? How come bloody jet ski wankers can have them and we can't ?

[tri boy]

Transplant a jet ski engine into a sickle frame then.:cool:
Theres a neat wee winter project.:wari:

[Ixion]

Not a hope in hell of getting it VINned. Folk have done it overseas, but vthat sort of power is only usable on the track or the road. Doesn't qualify for any track class, and can't be road registered.

[woodybee]

1. Olives
2. Glazed Cherries
3. Rude and Pessimistic People
4. Liquorice
5. Bosses' that dont give a fuck about their workforce
6. Clicky bitches (again about work)
7. Women who think that just becuase they have big tits all men love them, and the reason they have big tits, is generally because they are fat,,,,,,
8. Jack Russell Dogs
9. Tom Cruise
10. Body Odour

Fuck this is easier than I thought.

10 Things I love about things.

1. The sun that wakes me up in the morning
2. Cows......long story but a sweet one to hear....
3. Retriever Dogs, they are truly mad and quite pompous at the same time
4. Fun Folk
5. RALLIES RALLIES RALLIES
6.Triumph and Ducatti
7. A hot day with a road ahead that beckons to be ridden
8. Ka Ka Point, and Moraki (20 things but divine so coupled them up!)
9.Fresh Sheets on a Bed when you've showered and tired beyond belief
10. A certain KBer, who I love more than droplets of rain in the biggest storm ever.

:done:

[kevfromcoro]

I hate it when you pay for something with your e-ftpos card..and they dont give your card back...then they give you your card and change and receipt.got to sort the lot out before moving on.....gets up my nose...
Japanese friendish devices......that look flash,,,but dont work...4wd sterioes are a clasic example..dare touch one button..and it takes an electrictronic tecnition..to get it back on the station...( or a six year old kid)....
rant over

[Conquiztador]

1. SUV's. Who was the idiot who came up with something so stupid? And managed to get ppl to think they needed one???
2. Smell of catpiss. Oh, and as it comes from the fuckin cats, them too!!
3. Idiots who have no idea how to indicate in a roundabout! Morons!
4. That fuckin auto girl when you ring Telecom who says:"Talk to me, I can understand what you are saying" Yeah right!!
5. People who need to answer a mobile or text while I am talking to them. These days I get up and walk away. And I don't come back!! (My staff has learnt that )
6. Broken glass in playgrounds. I mean, come on! What is that about?
7. Those "gangsta" whatsit. Pants below their azz, hoodie over head. And no idea what it is all about, just copying something from films and TV. Soo sad.
8. Bike thiefs. And that they are not made to pay back every penny to the one they ripped off. Oh and have a hand cut off too.
9. Cigarette butts.
10. People who poke their noses and then eat it...

[Sanx]

1. People that stop walking on escalators. YOU DON'T STOP ON THE FUCKING STAIRS DO YOU?!? Get some fucking exercise and lessen the countries obesity epidemic.

With you on that one. And the more annoying version when two people stop next to each other so you can't walk on up past them.


4. Cats. They don't piss me off quite as much as I seem to piss them off. They seem to think that they are better than me. Smug bastards.

They are better than you. Accept it and move on.

[Sanx]

The top ten entries on the Sanx shitlist:

People (usually managers in shiny suits) who equate think that one's competence at one's job is solely based on one's ability to wear a tie.
Project managers whose sole contribution to a project is asking "How long's it going to take?", closely followed by "Is it done yet?".
People who cant use apostrophe's
People who stop at traffic lights, and then have to frantically read the fucking manual to work out which peddle to press to make the car mvoe when the light turns green.
Airline security theatre. You know, the numbskulls who confiscate a 115ml can of shaving foam off a pilot - potentially a weapon of mass destruction - but allow the same pilot to fly a 80 tonne jet laden with 20 tonnes of jet fuel.
People in charge of roadworks who stick 30 kph temporary limit signs up because there isn't any work being carried out 100m down a side road.
Telstra.
Shop assistants who won't accept that I don't need the help of some spotty high school drop out in order to choose a pair of shoes.
Those stupid little tamper-proof cardboard caps on the tops of drink bottles and milk cartons
Customers.

[Animal]

You can't be serious!

:katman:

[Animal]

Fuck me! You are serious!

That's hilarious!

[Pwalo]

Actually lists of the things that piss people off piss me off. In fact the older I get the more everything pisses me off. It's bloody good.

[Mikkel]

It would piss me off to write a list - so I can't be arsed.


With you on that one. And the more annoying version when two people stop next to each other so you can't walk on up past them.

Well, seeing as that is how dual carriage-ways are utilised I'm not surprised that kiwis take that mentality to the mall!

[Flatcap]

7. Those "gangsta" whatsit. Pants below their azz, hoodie over head. And no idea what it is all about, just copying something from films and TV. Soo sad.


Not sad - it is quite useful in identifying criminals and congenital idiots

[Swoop]

Well, seeing as that is how dual carriage-ways are utilised I'm not surprised that kiwis take that mentality to the mall!
You should see the [lack] of intelligence used at the supermarket...

Not sad - it is quite useful in identifying criminals and congenital idiots
Just like Billy Connelly's "arsehole detectors"!

[Coyote]

3. Anyone who's unkind or cruel to animals. That deserves a few well aimed bullets into knees and hands and nobody around to help stop the bleeding and screaming. I've got the gun, let me at them!!!!!!!
Although I agree, it's ironic that we wish to harm these people who would often be referred to as 'animals'.

Hunting for food is acceptable until we all, including me, learn to live off rabbit food.

[Coyote]

Holy spit it works! I want an emoticon!
It's not new to have an emoticon named after someone. The dancing banana is wari, one of the original and good mods. He's since disappeared though :(

[Coyote]

1. SUV's. Who was the idiot who came up with something so stupid? And managed to get ppl to think they needed one???

It's not the creator we're after, it's the jerk that decided "hey, this off roader would make a great road car!".

It was the governor of California that's to blame for the military Humvee becoming the Hummer. The terminator's plan to kill the world, 1 mile per gallon at a time :laugh:

[DarkLord]

Ten things that piss me off (in no particular order):

1. People who act childish. Grow up already.

2. People who take out their shit on other people who don't deserve it.

3. People who blame others for their own problems and never once stop to take a good look at themselves. Proud, arrogant and selfish pricks.

4. Parents who are too soft on their kids. I just don't understand this one. Their children become monsters and they just ignore it or live in denial, and get angry at you if you try and tell them. Then innocent people have to suffer and the parents just sit there and say "it couldn't possibly be MY poor precious, he/she is a perfect little angel!" Wake up.

5. People who call up tech support type places and go off abusing the person on the other end. It's not their fuckin' fault the order hasn't arrived or anything. The only reason they do it is because they can't fight back, and they know it.

6. Bullies. Fucking cowards. The world would be a better place without them. They only pick on people they know they can beat. How they can live with themselves is beyond me. Even in adulthood, bullies still exist. You would have thought that these people grew out of it in high school or whatever. But noooooooooooooooooooo.

7. People who don't think and/or don't listen. Guaranteed cause of frustration to EVERYONE around them.

8. Thieves. I don't know how you could live with yourself if you stole something that really meant something to someone else.

9. People who don't respect the needs and privacy of others. It's 4 in the fuckin' morning. I don't want to hear your fuckin' stereo. Turn it off. Don't swear at me if I tell you to shut up.

10. The lack of humility in the world today. We all need to learn to take responsibility to own up for our own mistakes and take responsibility for ourselves and our own behaviour. If we can't do that we will only continue to destroy ourselves and blame everyone else for it.

[MisterD]

That GIB advert with the "free living solutions booklet"

Advert woman - "It costs nothing to get - compared with the cost of not getting it!"

Me (shouting at the telly) - NO, it's free, it just costs nothing to get. BITCH!:mad:

[Hitcher]

1. Top 10 lists (who is really capable of being upset by more than two things at once?)

2. Emoticons/smilies (A picture's worth a thousand words? Fuck off)

3. Personalised plates (Millions of ways to say "I am a conceited wanker")

4. English language ignorance/abuse (Communicate clearly or fuck off back to where you came from)

5. Opinionated wankers (Back up your views with facts or fuck off back to where you came from)

6. The Bloody Labour Gummint (Who do they think they are? And who were the wankers who voted them in in the first place?)

7. Social marketing campaigns/Gummint propaganda (How dare you tell me how to think and how to live my life!)

8. The politically correct (Ignorant, sexually-repressed, losers who have been promoted well above their level of incompetence who have grievances, a strong sense of entitlement tinged with envy for people who are smarter/richer/more talented than they are)

9. Zealots for any cause (Get a life or fuck off back to where you came from)

10. Vegans (Why should the rest of us have to take you seriously? Refer to 5, 7, 8 and 9 above).

[Swoop]

6. The Bloody Labour Gummint (... who were the wankers who voted them in in the first place?)
A. South Auckland.

[McJim]

Nice - puts it into perspective!

Shit! nearly put it through the window Muwahahaha!

[Headbanger]

What pisses me off is people that expect me to "walk" up a moving esculater.

Take the fucken stairs if you want to walk, Us fat lazy bastards will use the moving platform to its full abilities.

[Tank]

hmmm ... Tank's top ten's

1. Stupid people. I cannot abide dumb people. Dumb people should not be allowed to breed - thus ensuring their extinction as soon as possible.

2. PC bunnies. Seriously - fuck off and get a life. Its a pathetic bandwagon that is ruining the world.

3. Labour (as already mentioned) - A bunch of useless embarrassments the lot of them. All labour supporters come under hate item #1 but should be burnt alive to ensure they are dead before the next election - they should not be allowed to vote.

4. Up-themselves people. Get over yourself. We all think you are wankers. Everyone hates you. You fan club consist of your mum and your own right hand. Not only are you not better than the rest of us - looking at the hate to individual ratio - you are not even worthy to lick our shoes.

5. TV Adverts for women's shit. Why do they do this at dinner time? I don't want to listen about tampons while I'm tucking into a loosely packed kebab.

6. God Squad door knockers. Fuck off - I don't want your views brought to my door on a weekend. How would you like it if I came to your home and preached motor-sports, free porn for all and my views for legalising wanking in public spaces.

7. Eco-Nazis. Don't get me started. I piss av gas - I love motor sports and fast cars. I don't like trees, chipmunks or cute bunnies. Global warming is good because it gives a longer summer to go to the beach and drink beer. Your view is no more important than mine regardless what you think.

8. Boy gangstas. In prison the real hard men don't get ass raped. You guys on the other hand better start growing goatee's to stop peoples balls bouncing too hard off your chin.

9. Not a real big fan of Winston Peters either.

10. People who I find sitting on my bike. You wouldnt like it if I crapped on your car - so you should understand it when I come out of a shop and see some piece of shit sitting on my bike - Im not going to be happy.

[Edbear]

Does everyone feel better now...?:sunny:

[Conquiztador]

Does everyone feel better now...?:sunny:

Oh and as #11: People who ask me how I feel.

[Edbear]

Oh and as #11: People who ask me how I feel.


:bleh::bleh::bleh::niceone:

[maxworldbiker]

4. That fuckin auto girl when you ring Telecom who says:"Talk to me, I can understand what you are saying" Yeah right!!


Hey, peeps, wanna know how to get up Auto-girl's nose (but not eat it???)?

When she asks you what you want, say "OPERATOR". She goes, 'ok, you want the operator! Is that right?'

Go; "YES".

She says, 'ok, but first lets see if.... rahda daada, yarda, yarda...'.

Override her, and say (in a very loud, clear, take-no-shit voice) "OPERATOR!"

She will say 'ok. I'm transferring you to an operator'.

Bingo. Every time a coconut (or is that a banana?)

[maxworldbiker]

Does everyone feel better now...?:sunny:

Yes indeedy. A bloody good rant cleanses the soul. Only an ego-centric idiot (and yes I KNOW there are loads out there!) would take any of it personally. So lets hope the ego-team are staying away. The misguided howling hurts my ears. And I guess that's number twelve...

[Gubb]

Just punch '0' like 8 times in a row, she transfers you pretty quick.

[gijoe1313]

I hate it when you are shortchanged in the drive through when they get the order wrong ... I hate it when you see those inconsiderate idiots who can't count standing in the wrong lane at supermarkets ...

I hate it when the vending machines gobble your change and refuses to hand over the goodies ... I hate it when you are in a movie and the jerks behind you talk ... I hate it when you leave your housekeys behind and lock the door just as you realise it ...

I hate it when you forget to peel off the little sticker on the fruit and you munch away merrily on it ... I hate it when you look up at a lovely sky, just as a bird poops in your eye ...

I hate it when you warn someone about something, only to have that exact same thing happen immediately to you ... I hate it when you leave on a long trip and suddenly think "did I turn the stove/iron off/close the fridge door/let the cat out" ...

I hate it when someone has used the last piece of toilet paper and you didn't notice till too late ... I hate it when someone has used the soap and left pubes on it ... I hate it when you buy a fizzy drink and it has that flat, past used by date taste ...

I hate it when you have to pick off the sticky residue from the price tag off a product or item you have bought ... I hate it when you step in dog poo in the park ... I hate it when you are trying to open a packet and it suddenly pops open scattering the contents everywhere ...

I hate it when you end up with chewing gum on your sole ... I hate it when some idiot has damaged your stuff and scarpered ... I hate it when you are eating something delicious and crunch your tooth on something hard ... I hate it when you have something caught in your teeth and no toothpick at hand ... I hate it when a mate eats your food after you ask them "do you want something to eat? I don't want you eating any of mine!" ...

I hate it when people keep whinging on and complaining about things they hate ... I hate hating things ...

:rolleyes: :msn-wink:

[woodybee]

I hate it when someone has used the soap and left pubes on it ... Fuck me I hate that too, I used to flat with a dude, that left every pube on his dick on the soap surpised he wanst bald, god that man molted more than a dog...............it was enough to send me crazy I tell you crazy:crazy:

[McJim]

Fuck me I hate that too, I used to flat with a dude, that left every pube on his dick on the soap surpised he wanst bald, god that man molted more than a dog...............it was enough to send me crazy I tell you crazy:crazy:
just take your lead from Arthur Scargill and pickett (gerrit? Pick the pubes out - good as dental floss too.)

[pete376403]

People who stand in a line at McD (BK, KFC, etc) gazing up at the menu board then when they get to the counter to order forget everything and have to start to start going through the menu again.

plus almost everything else that's been listed here.

[Usarka]

2. Emoticons/smilies (A picture's worth a thousand words? Fuck off)


:finger::innocent::doh::hug::drinknsin:2thumbsup

[Gubb]

11. When your draining the Pasta over the sink, and the pot lid slips, emptying the entire pots' contents into the sink, and you have to try and pick up all the hot Pasta with your hands before the Missus sees.

12. Tomato in hot sandwiches. I can never seem to bite through the skin, which then trails out the rest of the Tomato slice, and drags it onto my chin. Its bloody hot. Then I do the "Hot Tomato on Face" dance, which looks similar to this. :banana: Maybe that's what that emoticon is for.

[DarkLord]

11. When your draining the Pasta over the sink, and the pot lid slips, emptying the entire pots' contents into the sink, and you have to try and pick up all the hot Pasta with your hands before the Missus sees.

12. Tomato in hot sandwiches. I can never seem to bite through the skin, which then trails out the rest of the Tomato slice, and drags it onto my chin. Its bloody hot. Then I do the "Hot Tomato on Face" dance, which looks similar to this. :banana: Maybe that's what that emoticon is for.

:rofl:

Awesome. :D

[Gubb]

13. Polynesian (predominately anyway) teenagers who insist on playing their shit-house hip-hop music through their fucking cellphones in public spaces, like they are doing us a favours by changing the atmosphere.

Use some fucking earphones. I don't wanna hear the latest remix from some dickhead American with false gold teeth and 80" chrome spinning wheels...

[Dean]

and what about those phone sex operators i pay for my one minute wonders and the bicth hangs up on me when im nearly done.i ring back and theres some asian chick talking about sushi more than here pussy.rofl nah just joking heheheehe

[bull]

I hate the fricking media blowing things out of proportion with their edited to sell papers articles - which fuels alot of peoples things they hate stories.

[gatch]

things i hate, and should fuck off

+ idiots, i live with one, i told him he needed a network card to use the internet here, he replied "is that like windows", for fucks sake..

+ cats, and cats urine, how would they like it if i pissed all over their duvet cover and shit behind the tv when you weren't looking.

+ ripoffs, i cant accept inflation as an acceptable reason for 1c lollies now costing 5c.

+ text speak, anywhere, you get 500 texts a month for ten dollars for crying out loud, write two readable messages instead of one that i need a damned code book to decipher.

+ most people who drive cars, u-turns in front of me are not good for anyone's health, if i don't get hurt, you will.

running out of condoms, being led on, being TOO drunk to have sex, cheap skates, losing things you had in your hands like, just a second ago, armchair experts, keith, running out of beer, exploding pistons..........

the list could go forever, thank-you for your time :niceone:

[mikeey01]

Stop, stop I can't stop laughing, that's some of the funny shit so far, keep em coming! :niceone:



1. People that stop walking on escalators. YOU DON'T STOP ON THE FUCKING STAIRS DO YOU?!? Get some fucking exercise and lessen the countries obesity epidemic.



What pisses me off is people that expect me to "walk" up a moving esculater.
Take the fucken stairs if you want to walk, Us fat lazy bastards will use the moving platform to its full abilities.

:rofl:

[Nagash]

1. Bosses who expect you to put as much work in as if it were your own business, and then trying to short change you in every way they can.

2. People who when asking if they can have a ciggie, fair enough, then ask if they can have two. After which they discover they get none.

3. People who assume every time you cough/sneeze/fart you're dying of lung cancer, I'm invincible! Got that?!

4. Strictly religeous people who feel the need to spout their bullshit to you whenever the oppourtunity arises, i'm a sinner, I get it, watch me step on your kitten. Where's your God now bitch?!

5. Chefs who come straight out of Uni, just because you can quote the chemical properties of mushroom, doesn't mean your food doesn't taste like shit.

6. People that don't know when to shut the fuck up, even if you're right, doesn't mean you have to make yourself look like a wanker to prove. Everyone except for the person you're arguing with knows you're right, they just don't care.

7. People who stick up for their friends NO MATTER WHAT. Sure, you're supporting your mate, but it just makes you look like an idiot aswell. Get smarter friends if you're gonna stick up for them like they're never gonna take you up the arse again.

8. Girls thinking relationships are like those in the movies, and that you're going to just know that 'Nothing's wrong' means the world is about to end because their kitten sneezed that morning which DOESN'T mean it's going to die. It's bullshit, just be honest. Both parties will be far happier.

9. People who take every little jab like it's an insult to their pride, learn to distinguish when it's a joke, you may not find it funny but everyone else sure as hell does.

10. Most modern day hip hop/rock/indie/all that crap. It's rubbish, what the hell has happened to the world. Bring back Sex Pistols and lets get some Anarchy happening, moaning that no one understands you isn't cool.

More to come..

[vifferman]

1. People who text or talk on the cellphone while driving. If you're so sure you can do it and it doesn't affect your driving, why are you driving so slow / weaving all over the road / failing to indicate / bumping over the curb when you turn left? If your call is so fucking important that you have to attend to it RIGHT NOW, pull over, you dick!

Use your cellphone or drive - you choose! Your brain's too tiny to handle both!
7. SHOUTY ADS ON TV!!
I'm not going to buy your crap just because you shout at me and try and make me anxious. Fuck off!

B. People at my work that piss on the toilet floor. If your dick's so short your piss can't reach the bowl, sit down like a girl, you girl!
If you must piss on the floor, clean it up, or I'll find someone bigger'n me to rub your nose in it.

23. People who hog the right lane on the motorway, or the passing lane on two-lane carriageways. As Finn says: "Keep left cunts!"
(Why is it a 'carriageway' anyway? Haven't seen a carriage on one for nearly 100 years...:confused:)

4. Getting insects/shit/food/goobers splattered on my visor just after I've cleaned it.

2. Redlining my engine when I miss an upshift. Fucking Honda gearboxes.
Fucking stupid left foot.

III. Smokers who throw their cigarette butts out the window of their car/truck/courier van. If you don't want it in your car's ashtray, how do you think everyone else feels about it?

23(b). Tailgaters.
My tail doesn't have a gate, and if it did, I wouldn't open it for you, you homo!
Do you really think I'm going to speed up, just because you're a fuckwit and annoying, you annoying homo fuckwit?

Hello. People that look at you coming, then go anyway (especially when there's not room to do so).Is your trip REALLY so important that you have to endanger me just so you can be one vehicle in front of me NOW, and behind me in a few minutes anyway?!?

*Numbered lists like this one. What's wrong with random, unnumbered lists? Where's the :spudwhat: thingo when you need it?!?

X. People that complain all the time, especially on forums like this. Do you really think moaning to some other Denizens of the Interdweeb will make a difference?

[Cheshire Cat]

aww come on :banana: is the reason i joind this site! hahaha

10 things that piss me off?....

1.Labs.those stupid boring dogs.
2.people who yell "seig!".pathetic.
3.subarus and their drivers.
4.customers who ask how much something is. its on the fucking menu above my head you dumb cunts!! goh!
5.customers who say they want something and then change their mind a million times!
6.Mc Donalds! i hate it.
7.ford and holden drivers.they tailgate and overtake on corners and think theyr invinsible because they have a huge car but REALLY, theyr just compinsating for the smallness between their legs.
8.sexist people.:2guns::2guns::2guns:
9.stuck up rich people who look down on everyone.
10. paedophiles.:puke:

[Finn]

I basically don't like people in general. That about covers everything.

[vifferman]

ford and holden drivers.they tailgate and overtake on corners and think theyr invinsible because they have a huge car but REALLY, theyr just compinsating for the smallness between their legs.

"Well listen, dancing shifter, got a strong cell phone arm
Oh, you're not invisible inside your car
No matter what consuming sort of mission you're on
Well, you're not invisible inside your car

So absolutely mental, going to ramble and charge
Well, you're not invisible inside your car"

"Invisible" - Modest Mouse.

[Tank]

10 things I hate

1. Political correctness. Its a blackboard - not a chalkboard. Its a manhole cover not a person easement. I told you I love your tits - its a compliment - dont get upset.

2. TXT Speak - seriously could you make yourself look more of an uneducated wanker. Even if you do have a point - nobody cares because you lost all credibility when you started typing gibberish. Its even worse when using a full keyboard - its actually slower and you have to make an effort to look a twat.

3. People that post stupid arguments and cannot back them up. "I can stop a bike from 60km in 2 meters". Yes I know it defies logic and the laws of physics - but me - I got mad skillz and I can do it. When I get my licence back.

4. Edgecombe. Nuff said.

5. School holidays - its cool hanging with my kid - but then he rocks. All other kids - almost without exception are ill behaved, spoilt little fucks who deserve a good smack.

6. Speaking of which anyone who supported the anti-smacking legislation - you all deserve a good kick in the cunt.

7. Chicks that think they are hot - but are not. I take my family to the beach for a good look-see. If you buy your bikini from the curtain warehouse - then you should be hanging at KFC not the beach. Its offensive.

8. Victory bike owners on a nice Sunday while going for a quick ride to the pub You got one - I don't - and that pisses me off.

9. Johnny foreigner - who comes to NZ then slags the country off. We didnt make you come here, you came here for a better quality of life, if you dont like it fuck off - respect the country.

10. Gun control laws - I want a personal Taser and the police wont let me - that pisses me off more than you can imagine.

[NighthawkNZ]

10 things that piss me off.

well there is only one thing that pisses me off and that is lists of things that piss people off... :blank:

[ManDownUnder]

http://www.paylesschemists.com.au/images/products/55645.jpg

manpons????

[slofox]

3.subarus and their drivers.


I drive a Subaru - it's good for hauling cases of wine....


10 things I hate

1. Political correctness. Its a blackboard - not a chalkboard.


But but but.....most of 'em are GREEN these days! So shouldn't they be "greenboards" then??

[Maha]

From Nagash....

'People who when asking if they can have a ciggie, fair enough, then ask if they can have two'.

Some ask if they can ''borrow'' a cigarette.....:clap:

Dont ever say '' I've only got one left''....the reply could be ''I only want one''.

[firefighter]

10 things that piss me off.....Just 10? hmmmm lol

1- People who insist that all motorcyclists should wear day glow vests......more times than I recall I have been in a big red firetruck with flashing red lights, alternate flashing headlights, siren AND air horn going, yet the car i'm needing to turn in front of does'nt see me until they're next to me, and I have to wait for them to drive past to turn.....
ugly "Gay Blow" vest on my bike.....? pffft go fuck yourself if you think that should be compulsary.....(no issues with those that do wear them BTW)

2- People in cars who tail-gate me/pull out in front of me when they saw me but did'nt care.....etcetc
3- People who immediately assume your racist because you dare to mention something trivial....
4- P.C Bollocks.....
5- My neighbours.....and the fact that Housing N.Z put them there......
6- Beneficiaries/bludgers (the ones who can and should be working but are lazy.....)
7- The fact that I need to take a piss test to prove i'm not on drugs for work (which is definately fine with me) but Beneficiaries/dole bludgers don't have to - and can effectively spend the money I had to prove I was'nt on drugs to earn to buy drugs.......
8- People that have a total lack of respect for the police - if your so fucken awesome you go stand on the front line and don't make any mistakes.....fuckwitt.
9- Crimminals who should be put down and the fact that we will never do it
10- sue bradford, that kedgely bitch and the majority of the green party, and anyone who defends a crimminals actions or is upset at harsh punishment/treatment of them....

[Mikkel]

I drive a Subaru - it's good for hauling cases of wine....

...while overtaking slow arse fuckers on motorcycles. :yes:

Nothing wrong with Subarus, they were made for New Zealand and nowhere else on the planet are you going to get as much bang for your buck than as with a turbo subaru in NZ.

Looking at the statistics:
-Subarus are the most stolen vehicle in NZ.
-90% of the fuckwits apparently drive Subarus.

On the other hand, Subarus probably constitute somewhere between 25 and 50% of all the cars in NZ.

[slofox]

SHOUTY ADS ON TV!!



With you there Vifferman...specially if they shout anything that ends in 99!!! that really burns my arse - like one fucking cent makes a difference......
or if the shouter is some goggle eyed fuckwit that looks like she's had a pumpkin shoved up her muff...(you know who I mean...)

[wbks]

or if the shouter is some goggle eyed fuckwit that looks like she's had a pumpkin shoved up her muff...(you know who I mean...)LMFAO
:laugh:

[Hitcher]

she's had a pumpkin shoved up her muff

Peter Peter's girlfriend?

[Nagash]

specially if they shout anything that ends in 99!!! that really burns my arse - like one fucking cent makes a difference......


One cent doesn't but a dollar does.

$10 down to $9.99


Or even a hundred dollars.

$300 down to $299.99


I tell you it works.

[The Stranger]

4. That fuckin auto girl when you ring Telecom who says:"Talk to me, I can understand what you are saying" Yeah right!!


I love the way she is so understanding when you tell her to fuck off.

[slofox]

One cent doesn't but a dollar does.

$10 down to $9.99


Or even a hundred dollars.

$300 down to $299.99


I tell you it works.


It does not.

[slofox]

I love the way she is so understanding when you tell her to fuck off.

Et tu, The Stranger...? :devil2:

[The Stranger]

Et tu, The Stranger...? :devil2:

Fuck off....

[ManDownUnder]

1) inane threads on KB
2) inane polls on KB
3) inane trolls on KB (the good ones are welcome)
4)... people that insist on list of 10 things where I only really have 3...

[Qkchk]

7. SHOUTY ADS ON TV!!
I'm not going to buy your crap just because you shout at me and try and make me anxious. Fuck off!



So Im not the only one who gets fucked off when a Harvey Norman ad comes on..... :laugh:

[SARGE]

1. Top 10 lists (who is really capable of being upset by more than two things at once?)


you mean.. BESIDES me?



4. English language ignorance/abuse (Communicate clearly or fuck off back to where you came from)

i only do it to piss you're ass off




8. The politically correct (Ignorant, sexually-repressed, losers who have been promoted well above their level of incompetence who have grievances, a strong sense of entitlement tinged with envy for people who are smarter/richer/more talented than they are)


wow.. where to start on THAT list..



9. Zealots for any cause (Get a life or fuck off back to where you came from)


you'd miss me




10. Vegans (Why should the rest of us have to take you seriously? Refer to 5, 7, 8 and 9 above).


who's up for a very public Vegan Appreciation party at Murder Burger (http://murderburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/murder-burger-menu_inside.gif)?



**EDIT***** TOO LATE


# revolution01 Says:
November 4, 2008 at 9:32 pm

I would like to complain about the lack of vegetarian options on your menu. I really think given that vegetarianism is fairly broadly accepted that there could be more to cater for those of us that don't wanna eat meat or maybe meat eaters who fancy a change? (I appreciate that's not part of your core brand with a title like murder burger but aren't you about good quality healthy food?)

I would also like to point out Burger Fuel offers several vegetarian options.
# murderburger Says:
November 5, 2008 at 3:23 am

Wow… where to begin…

Firstly, you are quite right – we are about good quality healthy food. That's why all our burgers are constructed using the age old advice of the Food Pyramid, whose wisdom instructs us to kill and eat the little beefs and lambs and chickens along with a healthy serving from both the fruit/vegetable and bread/cereal groups.

Secondly, your idea of us catering vegetarian food to 'meat eaters that might want a change' is a good one. But not as good as our current policy of having no vegetarian options at all, and thereby catering to 'vegetarians that might want to eat meat for a change'.

Thirdly, thank you for pointing out that Burger Fuel offers several vegetarian options. I would also like to add to that by pointing out that their address is 114 Ponsonby Road, they have a family friendly atmosphere and pretty good parking. Its possible they may even be interested in organising some sort of 'Vegetarian Wednesday' for you and your friends.
# blerkie Says:
December 8, 2008 at 10:33 pm

I am an avowed vegan; I drink distilled rainwater and, occasionally, herbal tea made from same. I ride a 3-speed bike, to ensure a zero-carbon footprint. I want to know, that, if I try one of your burgers, can you assure me that you have dedicated utensils for vegan burgers? Are your herbs (in your buns) grown organically, and are they watered with rain water and not by tap water? Also, I'd like to know if you will expand your menu to include a parsnip, cucumber and lettuce burger, sometime in the near future? Thank you.
# murderburger Says:
December 8, 2008 at 10:43 pm

Rest assured Blerkie, the gun we use to shoot our beef is kept completely separate from the axe we use to kill our chickens.

Also we do currently have a parsnip, cucumber and lettuce burger, except it's got beef and cheese in it and doesn't have the parsnips or cucumers.



i can sum up my list in 2 words...........................................

[slofox]

Fuck off....

I mean that I have told her to fuck off as well....with the same result...it would have to be the most brainless system I have EVER come across....

[ManDownUnder]

i can sum up my list in 2 words...........................................


That's fucken funny!!!!! "...aren't you about good quality healthy food?" THE DUDE'S WRITING TO BURGER FUEL!!!!!!!!!!! ABOUT A MURDER BURGER!

Healthy??? Are they out of their tiny little skulls? (Rhetorical). Me thinks they need more iron in their diet...

edit - I was wrong - they're writing to MURDER BURGER about a Murder Burger... possibly making it even funnier.

Yo SARGE. Pick me on the way there man. I'm in!

[The Stranger]

4. English language ignorance/abuse (Communicate clearly or fuck off back to where you came from)


9. Zealots for any cause (Get a life or fuck off back to where you came from)



Hmm, explains a lot really.

[The Stranger]

1) inane threads on KB
2) inane polls on KB
3) inane trolls on KB (the good ones are welcome)
4)... people that insist on list of 10 things where I only really have 3...

5) Pirates?

[SARGE]

[QUOTE=ManDownUnder;1911700]

Yo SARGE. Pick me on the way there man. I'm in!

im thinkin Burritos right now actually..


the bottom of the Murder Burger menu is a giggle too..


might have to go check the place out when the Dole payment comes in..:second:

[ManDownUnder]

5) Pirates?

HELL yes!
8lYGgx0U7dM

[Usarka]

10 wiggles piss me off.

[Cheshire Cat]

studylink and english words iv never seen in my life!!!

[slofox]

This occupies all ten places for me....

BARKING FUCKING DOGS!!!!!

Specially if they are yappy barking dogs...like the bloody thing that lives across the gully from me..."yap yap yap" all fucking day. Thank god I am at work most of the day else I would be constrained to punctuate its "yap yap yap" with a very loud and very final "BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!"

[MsKABC]

I hate it when you go away for the weekend and leave the cat shut in the bedroom and the neighbour who is feeding the cats only discovers her on Sunday morning and you come home to find the whole bedroom is a write-off and you have to move into the spare room... :(

[noobi]

Some new ones from a different view

uno. Dumb people who think that life is about drinking and weed

dos. The wannabes who couldn't fail better

tres. Useless techers who cant even teach to a sub standard

cuatro. Useless techers who never come to school

cinco. NCEA

seis. The losers who make themselves look the ignorant wankers and think the carpark is for showing off to your equally intelligent mates, there areids around for fuck sake, then I pass them on the trails because they cant ride as well as they think

siete. The fact that rap, hip-hop, rnb is becoming widely accepted as good music at the parties I go to

nueve. Shallow people, who are pretentious and think their shit don't stink

diez. The fact the the katman emoticon just looks like :: with katman in between

[Usarka]

nueve. Shallow people, who are pretentious and think their shit don't stink


Showing your knowledge of spanish on a biker forum is in no way pretentious of course.....

[rachprice]

why is that?

[Usarka]

why is that?

Pretentious: intended to seem to have a special quality or significance, but often seeming forced or too clever

[Number One]

So Im not the only one who gets fucked off when a Harvey Norman ad comes on..... :laugh:
I hate those ads and the ones where that annoying prick screams at you about RUGS RUGS RUGS...reduced, going going gone, never to be seen again prices...blah blah blah

[rachprice]

Pretentious: intended to seem to have a special quality or significance, but often seeming forced or too clever

hmmm yeah I guess you can quote dictionary meanings but often what people percieve as pretentious is not the exact meaning
I don't think that was particularly pretentious at all, just my opinion of course

[noobi]

Showing your knowledge of spanish on a biker forum is in no way pretentious of course.....

If you say so
I did 3rd form Spanish class whats your point, everyone understood what I was posting didn't they

[nudemetalz]

If you say so
I did 3rd form Spanish class whats your point, everyone understood what I was posting didn't they

errr....looked like French numbers to me....

[noobi]

errr....looked like French numbers to me....

There very similar sounding words in both languages
but you knew they were numbers?

[imdying]

Showing your knowledge of spanish on a biker forum is in no way pretentious of course.....Pretentious? You'd have to be pretty ignorant not to be able to count to at least 3 in Spanish mate. I mean shit mate, half a billion people speak it, it's hardly obscure.

[nudemetalz]

There very similar sounding words in both languages
but you knew they were numbers?

oops, they are Spanish, aren't they :doh: me !!!

French =
0 zéro

1 un

2 deux

3 trois

4 quatre

5 cinq

6 six

7 sept

8 huit

9 neuf

10 dix

[Number One]

oops, they are Spanish, aren't they :doh: me !!!

French =
0 zéro

1 un

2 deux

3 trois

4 quatre

5 cinq

6 six

7 sept

8 huit

9 neuf

10 dix
Gee Nudey stop being so pretentious!!! :msn-wink:

[Katman]

diez. The fact the the katman emoticon just looks like :: with katman in between

It was indeed a sad day, the day I fell from grace. :violin:

:msn-wink: