How come women car drivers have the right not to look right? [Archive]

the legend

10th April 2008, 16:51

Ok so I was just wondering how it is that women got the right to not look right when at a stop intersection. and how come motorbikes have to pull stoppies to account for this because obviously u don’t if your a car women driver have to give way when pulling out you can just do it and everything will stop for u

so I just got my new motorbike right.... 2005 cbr600rr really fast really nice.... no insurance because i'm a restricted drive not full untill the 24th.... and I driving along a road.. And for some reason a car driver no less a women car driver pulled out after only looking left....not even a squint right until she was like in both the lanes..... She than looked right to see my bike on one wheel heading for the back of her car,..... Being the more intelligent species of humans she decided it would be best to stop there because I mean that is what you do anyhow when someone is heading for your car..... meanwhile I’m thanking the Honda designers that made brakes work so well thinking What the hell is this lady doing lucky I never hit her because never would of got insurance while i’m not licensed........................ so like how come she does not have to look right..... Does that mean I can give her car a good firm boot in the back of the door to leave it with a character mark of certified non right looker

Wtf is it with car drivers that make them such useless assholes

Coldrider

10th April 2008, 16:53

As a motorcyclist you are lower in her rankings than her dog.

georgie

10th April 2008, 16:57

I gave up trying to understand your crazy typing after the first paragraph.

98tls

10th April 2008, 16:59

The car should be the least of your worrys mate :nono:have no doubt you are about to suffer the wrath of the KB punctuation and spelling police.:shit:These new age motorcyclists are very particular about correct grammer.Even the most desperate plea for help from a more than ardent motorcyclist will be ignored for the lack of the odd punctuation mark.

fireball

10th April 2008, 16:59

HITCHER!!?

wtf can someone translate for me?

PrincessBandit

10th April 2008, 17:05

Hate to burst your bubble matey, but it's not just women who do that.
Inconsiderate road users are pains in the ass regardless of what gender their ass is.

the legend

10th April 2008, 17:05

ok ok ok i fixed it ok farrrrr out its not that hard

MyGSXF

10th April 2008, 17:06

so i just got my new motorbike right.... 2005 cbr600rr really fast really nice.... no insurance because im a restricted drive nt full intill the 24th....ohwell lucky i never hit her cos never would of got insurance while im not licenced........................

Sooo.. maybe you should go home & park your bike up till the 24th! :rolleyes:

does that mean i can give her car a good firm boot in the back of the door to leave it with a character mark of certified non right looker

UUmm.. no! :oi-grr: If your bike was parked up.. where it should be.. you wouldn't have been in that situation in the first place.. :spanking:

The driver is obviously a plonker.. & she will learn the hard way one day.. either causing injury/death to either herself.. or some other poor innocent. :argh:

However.. You are BOTH in the wrong! :ar15: :thud:

Disco Dan

10th April 2008, 17:07

with good brakes... a "full stop" would be nice.

Ixion

10th April 2008, 17:07

women ... not look right when at a stop intersection.

motorbikes have to pull stoppies

just got my new motorbike .. 2005 cbr600rr really fast

no insurance because i'm a restricted driver

Wtf is it with car drivers that make them such useless assholes

i have had 2 crashes with women and a million misses with them

Enough said. Gene-O-Kleen. "Evolution you can see"

Xile

10th April 2008, 17:10

Sorry to say that it's car drivers in general and not especially women!! :spanking:

the legend

10th April 2008, 17:14

well i have had 2 crashes with women and a million misses with them and none with male drives i think male drives have a tendancy to look more in my experence that is

Mom

10th April 2008, 17:14

MyGSXF

10th April 2008, 17:22

well i have had 2 crashes with women and a million misses with them and none with male drives i think male drives have a tendancy to look more in my experence that is

Bollocks! :spanking: Maybe you need to attend some rider training courses.. & take responsibility for yourself.. :baby:

mstriumph

10th April 2008, 17:26

Hate to burst your bubble matey, but it's not just women who do that.
Inconsiderate road users are pains in the ass regardless of what gender their ass is.

both my asses have been gelded ..... but they used to be boys before the vet got to them :cool:

mstriumph

10th April 2008, 17:29

well i have had 2 crashes with women and a million misses with them and none with male drives i think male drives have a tendancy to look more in my experence that is

... the unfortunate thing about gender-bias is ...... well, it's biased :girlfight:

Jantar

10th April 2008, 17:33

.....how it is that women got the right to not look right when at a stop intersection. and how come motorbikes have to pull stoppies ....

Wtf is it with car drivers that make them such useless assholes

If you ride as well as you express yourself, expect to have many more interesting times on a bike.

Ummmm. What is an asshole?

Bonez

10th April 2008, 17:34

Skirt in a cage pulled out of a give way today in front of me. Didn't even look down the road to see if anything was coming. Be carefull out there..............

No, sorry it was my fault. I shouldn't have riding on that stretch of road.

mstriumph

10th April 2008, 17:36

Skirt in a cage pulled out of a give way today in front of me. Didn't even look down the road to see if anything was coming. Be carefull out there..............

Scottish was he? :wari: [boom BOOM!!]

hang0ver

10th April 2008, 17:39

Wtf is it with car drivers that make them such useless assholes

Tell me you have never driven a car?

Its not the fact they drive a car, its the person behind the wheel.

I've met a lot of bad drivers male and female. And also some hard to distinguish for either.

I have made bad decisions and mistakes both in cars and on bikes.

I think 'cage' is a stupid term also. Makes people feel cool when they spout it ten times in a sentence (even though they likely drive one, will or have).

yungatart

10th April 2008, 17:40

Oh bugger! Me got it all wrong again! Silly me!
For some 35 years I have been obeying the rules, cos I thought we all had to. Now I find out that as a woman, I don't have to!!
This could be fun!!

Bonez

10th April 2008, 17:41

Scottish was he? :wari: [boom BOOM!!]
Could have been. He/sh/it had a moe. Been out in the sun a bit long by the looks of it, if you know what I mean.

Quite proud of the restraint I had in not bashing off the mirror or denting the car.

Oh, and has anyone mentioned Honda riders are ghey yet?

swbarnett

10th April 2008, 18:08

Tell me you have never driven a car?

Its not the fact they drive a car, its the person behind the wheel.
However, the safety factor of a car does seem to lull people in to a false sense of security. A bike is less forgiving to it's controller if things go pear-shaped.

I think 'cage' is a stupid term also. Makes people feel cool when they spout it ten times in a sentence (even though they likely drive one, will or have).
I drive a car semi regularly and, while I enjoy having it for practicality an being able to talk to the wife, it is a cage (at the very least it's a Faraday cage).

hazard02

10th April 2008, 18:13

With good brakes... a "full stop" would be nice.
Brilliant, I don't think anyone said it better.

barty5

10th April 2008, 18:19

Genestho

10th April 2008, 18:28

You have to look right at intersections?

Shit I thought it was "first in - first served"! or "Im gettin in there before you, and you didnt know it was a race did you"?

Thats the special driving practice I learnt in Tauranga...sometimes feels like Im driving that big intersection in Europe the one where nobody's car is insured. Crazy Business.

Robbo

10th April 2008, 18:31

Oh bugger! Me got it all wrong again! Silly me!
For some 35 years I have been obeying the rules, cos I thought we all had to. Now I find out that as a woman, I don't have to!!
This could be fun!!

Yep! You now have a total exemption from all road rules. Go forth and enjoy.

:clap:

Cheers

hang0ver

10th April 2008, 18:31

However, the safety factor of a car does seem to lull people in to a false sense of security. A bike is less forgiving to it's controller if things go pear-shaped.

Tell me something I don't know.

Regularly operating both makes you acutely aware of these factors.

Chickenlegs

10th April 2008, 18:36

It's a fact, women ARE THE CAUSE of most accidents...

Think about it...

Zoolander

10th April 2008, 18:38

well i have had 2 crashes with women and a million misses with them

This alone is enough to tell me you are at fault - ever heard of planning ahead on the road?

Bonez

10th April 2008, 18:51

... the unfortunate thing about gender-bias is ...... well, it's biased :girlfight:Guess it makes up for guys not being allowed in knitting circles for all those years. Knit one, pearl one................

Katman

10th April 2008, 19:05

Inconsiderate road users are pains in the ass regardless of what gender their ass is.

Or regardless of whether they choose to drive or ride.

Deviant Esq

10th April 2008, 19:12

It's a fact, women ARE THE CAUSE of most accidents...
Depends on whether or not it's summer, and how close to the beach the accident happens... :dodge:

PrincessBandit

10th April 2008, 19:13

Depends on whether or not it's summer, and how close to the beach the accident happens... :dodge:

Aaarf aarf aaarf!!
*PB laughing so hard she sounds like a barking seal*

Bonez

10th April 2008, 19:16

Aaarf aarf aaarf!!
*PB laughing so hard she sounds like a barking seal*
Pics please.

MIXONE

10th April 2008, 19:54

I disagree with you here.My wife is a great driver.She's forever driving me round the bend.

Nade

10th April 2008, 19:55

I wanna see if she claps her flippers too...:clap:

Nade

10th April 2008, 19:58

mynd u tose wimins tings hav a lot 2 arnsir four. awlways wineing and carring on

MIXONE

10th April 2008, 20:00

mynd u tose wimins tings hav a lot 2 arnsir four. awlways wineing and carring on

WTF.Hitcher can you translate please.:hitcher:

PrincessBandit

10th April 2008, 20:19

Pics please.

I'm shy about whether or not I look like a stranded seal on the beach....

Nade

10th April 2008, 20:36

But arn't stranded seals sposed to look cute????

PrincessBandit

10th April 2008, 22:08

That's the public image we seals like to cultivate.

p.s. Bonez the reason you have been excluded from knitting circles is that you can't spell purl. (Just thought it might ease your pain to know the real reason).

p.p.s. reminds me of a Heather Mills joke - have put it in the joke section of RnR

BiK3RChiK

10th April 2008, 22:14

well i have had 2 crashes with women and a million misses with them and none with male drives i think male drives have a tendancy to look more in my experence that is

Mate! I have been in a head-on collision with a drunk driver, and he was a male!!!!! A male loser at that, who almost killed himself and wrote off both of our vehicles. So whether female or male, drivers will be drivers and in my long history of commercial driving I have seen evidence of both sexes being guilty of all sorts of dangerous and illegal driving.

Get a clue!

Sanx

11th April 2008, 02:37

Mate! I have been in a head-on collision with a drunk driver, and he was a male!!!!! A male loser at that, who almost killed himself and wrote off both of our vehicles. So whether female or male, drivers will be drivers and in my long history of commercial driving I have seen evidence of both sexes being guilty of all sorts of dangerous and illegal driving.

Get a clue!

No no no. You're going about your mass generalisations all wrong. You've had an accident with a drunk male. The original poster reckons women are to blame.

The problems obvious. It's those f'ing homo sapiens behind the wheel. Ban every one of them I say.

Patch

11th April 2008, 03:06

No no no. You're going about your mass generalisations all wrong. You've had an accident with a drunk male. The original poster reckons women are to blame.

The problems obvious. It's those f'ing homo sapiens behind the wheel. Ban every one of them I say.
She wasn't driving a honda, was she?

She was . . . . oh dear.

sunhuntin

11th April 2008, 13:55

No no no. You're going about your mass generalisations all wrong. You've had an accident with a drunk male. The original poster reckons women are to blame.
.

prolly his missus' fault he was drunk in the first place. :innocent:

ive just seen a customer from my work run a stop sign at the end of my street... woulda been doing at 50k around the corner, with barely even a glance to the right. im gonna ask him next time if he saw the [not really even there] cyclist he nearly hit.

ManDownUnder

11th April 2008, 14:04

Oh don't get me started on women drivers...

firefighter

11th April 2008, 14:05

fresh off the boat? :sick: hahaha, rat-shit mate, i'd probably blow her car or or waste it after dark. But in saying that after reading your asian styled ramblings i'm not really sure who's fault it even was! I think it's easier to understand that dude off the 30 seconds ad!

90s

11th April 2008, 14:11

so just to recap on this thread as it is drifting a bit:
post 1 - illegal uninsured rider unhappy at something done by someone else. Blames all women.
theme 1 - all riders and car drivers are idiots, except those that aren't
theme 2 - PB sounds like fun at the beach
theme 3 - all sad Hitcher did not come to pick on the grammar. Instead Hitcher picked on.

In narrator's American syrupy summation style "I guess we all learned something valuable about people today. Whether you are legal on the road, can or can't spell or punctuate, are male or female, ride a motorbike or drive a cage, we are all KBs glorious creatures ... and there is a place for all of us to get on together. Its called the road."

Skyryder

11th April 2008, 18:21

I gave up trying to understand your crazy typing after the first paragraph.

Yep if he was 'girl' he'd be guilty of the same thing that he is complaining about

Skyryder

bert_is_evil

12th April 2008, 01:19

pffffft, it's because we have vagina not a penis silly - everyone knows that.

aderino4

12th April 2008, 11:13

All car drivers suxxx they must be banned from the road..

Road is only for motorcyclist riding faaaaaaaaaasstt and pulling maaddd stoppiesss..

And riding new bike especially CBR600RR is awesome because it's the best bike in the world and can pull maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad stoppie cuz....

Now let me go back to my car with stereo pumping, heater on, cellphone on my head, beer bottle on my left hand and cheese burger on my right hand......

skidMark

12th April 2008, 11:41

I understood it perfectly, but to put it in youf for all you old cunts....

A female driver was pulling out of a street, she did not check to her right before pulling out. I was coming from her right. Then i was like t3h gahrrr z0 my g0ds. I had no insurance so was pulling a nose wheelie trying to stop or else my bike would be broken. I was thinking in my helmet. Z0 my gawds crazy h0. Then instead of continuing on when she saw me she panicked and stopped. I w4s like t4h z0myg0ds againz and stopzd in tym.

This has made me realise what every other motorcyclist did on thier first day on the roads, t3h c4r driv00rs r t3h n00b4g3

skidMark

12th April 2008, 11:43

pffffft, it's because we have vagina not a penis silly - everyone knows that.

Yeah, but that causes nothing but mayhem too

MIXONE

12th April 2008, 12:36

fresh off the boat? :sick: hahaha, rat-shit mate, i'd probably blow her car I think it's easier to understand that dude off the 30 seconds ad!
Don't do it you'll burn your lips on the exhaust pipe.

All car drivers suxxx they must be banned from the road..

Road is only for motorcyclist riding faaaaaaaaaasstt and pulling maaddd stoppiesss..

And riding new bike especially CBR600RR is awesome because it's the best bike in the world and can pull maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad stoppie cuz....

Now let me go back to my car with stereo pumping, heater on, cellphone on my head, beer bottle on my left hand and cheese burger on my right hand......

Um what do you use for steering?:crazy: