KB VIII : Abandon all hope

[gijoe1313]

Well 'tis one of those random conversations Donor and I were having over our glasses of Diet Zero Coke (the hard stuff), somehow we mysteriously managed to plot out the characters on KB and their counterparts in ....

Star Wars.

Yep.

That's right... Star Wars... so for KB Episode VIII : Abandon all hope

Emperor Palpatine : Spankme
Darth Vader : Big Dave
Obi-wan Kenobi : Ixion
Luke Skywalker : zeocen
Han Solo : The_Dover
Princess Leia : Kittyhawk
C3PO : Hitcher
R2D2 : EJ
Lando Calrissian : Donor
Boba Fett : gijoe1313
Ewoks : PrincessBandit, Banditgirl, Chickadee, Pikachu
Jawa : Squiggles
Jabba the Hutt : ?

Now this list is in no way complete, there can be many more additions or possibly competing characters in this panoply of Lucasdom ...

http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/

Now go do that voodoo, that you all do, so well! :msn-wink: Additions, deletions and other possibilities to be considered! :yes:

*This in no way endorses that SW or KB are in anyway connected and all trademarks and intellectual property are merely being sent up in parody as per usual KB kibbitzing!

[Kickaha]

R2D2 : EJ

Shouldn't that be Finn, I hear he's the right size for the role

[Lissa]

Shouldn't that be Finn, I hear he's the right size for the role

Theres no Yoda yet!!!!

I would be an obscure role such as ummm Jem Ysanna.. cause she has a lightsaber and crossbow.. cool!! Although being an obscure character in Starwars is probably like being one of the guys who wear red tops in Star Trek, they never have a line and always the first to die. :(

[EJK]

R2D2 : EJ


R2D2 is smarter than EJ you know...

[Hitcher]

Hello I think. I could be mistaken. They are using a very primative dialect but, I do believe they think I am some sort of god.

[MIXONE]

Hello I think. I could be mistaken. They are using a very primative dialect but, I do believe they think I am some sort of god.

Are you dislexic?It should read dog!:Pokey::hitcher:

[ManDownUnder]

My thoughts

Emperor Palpatine : The Stranger
Darth Vader : Big Dave or Colapop
Obi-wan Kenobi : Maha Man
Luke Skywalker : Devil
Han Solo : FROSTY
Princess Leia : Keystone or Stirts
C3PO : Hitcher
R2D2 : Fireball
Lando Calrissian : Donor
Boba Fett : gijoe1313
Ewoks : PrincessBandit, Banditgirl, Chickadee, Pikachu, MadDuck, SkidMark
Jawa : Squiggles
Jabba the Hutt : Weasel
Yoda: Finn

[Swoop]

Theres no Yoda yet!!!!
There's one person who meets the criteria...

Damn you MDU! Beat me to it...

[RiderInBlack]

Yoda: FinnNa it's Motu. Always think of Motu as a little Yoda like character on his bike and so wise in the ways of the (bike) Force.

[007XX]

If there was a blond, easily overexcited and with a warped sense of humour...then it'd be me :D

I reckon that Hitcher as C3PO is by far the most accurate pick of all...:rofl:

[Gubb]

Ah. But who is Chewy?

[Sully60]

Who's the Rankor keeper?

He needs to lose weight and get a new Rankor.

[Hitcher]

I reckon that Hitcher as C3PO is by far the most accurate pick of all...

Wait. Oh My! What have you done? I'm backwards, you filthy furball.

[007XX]

Ah. But who is Chewy?

I reckon Big Dave should be Chewy. He's got the build, height and hair...only kink in that theory, he can string more than grunts in a conversation.

[Gubb]

Guess i'd have to be this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n2Z84CRjYU
:lol::rofl:

I laugh every time I see it.

Or Jek Porkins:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO7UMEYiUeg

Yeah. I'd be Porkins.

[Maha]

I reckon Big Dave should be Chewy. He's got the build, height and hair...only kink in that theory, he can string more than grunts in a conversation.

Yeah that chewy dude is a real talker....bit harsh on Mr Cohen tho 'V'....:msn-wink:

[007XX]

Yeah that chewy dude is a real talker....bit harsh on Mr Cohen tho 'V'....:msn-wink:

I'm not beign harsh :nono: just stating facts...Dave is tall, built like a brick shit house, and he is fairly hairy (long hair and all)...I wasn't being derogatory at all.

Stop twisting my meaning, ya big meany! :spanking:

[nodrog]

Ah. But who is Chewy?

Scratcha - he sounds exactly like him when he is wound up.

[gijoe1313]

Jar Jar Binks/Salacious Crumb : skidmark
Chewbacca : Colapop
Cantina musician in Mos Eisley : Bass
Grand Moff Tarkin : Mental-Trousers
Padme Amidala : Meeky_Mouse
Wedge Antilles : Motu
Mon Motha : Mom, Yungatart
Jango Fett : Oldguy

:whistle:

[EJK]

Hey! I'm Jar Jar Binks...

Panic
Unpatient
Dumb

Ring any bells? :lol:

[Gubb]

Hey! I'm Jar Jar Binks...

Panic
Unpatient
Dumb

Ring any bells? :lol:

Me-so bin that corner!

[PrincessBandit]

Hey! I'm Jar Jar Binks...

Panic
Unpatient
Dumb

Ring any bells? :lol:

Mooi mooi! Missa EJ (Translated out of Ewok chatter)

[McJim]

gijoe1313. You are a whole tribe of Jawas. Look in your car port. Look at all the stuff the Jawas collect. That's you that is. :rofl:

I'll be Wedge.

[gijoe1313]

gijoe1313. You are a whole tribe of Jawas. Look in your car port. Look at all the stuff the Jawas collect. That's you that is. :rofl:

I'll be Wedge.

obviously you haven't been back up to my carport in a wee whiles then! I guess you nae have been following my back yard escapades!

[cowpoos]

I wanna be darth vader!!

[McJim]

obviously you haven't been back up to my carport in a wee whiles then! I guess you nae have been following my back yard escapades!

Explanation please?

[Donor]

Explanation please?

Dear god man - keep up!

The car port is... well, a car port once more!

[Ixion]

The new patio, howver, hte pride and joy of Mama Joe-san , is a bikeio ?

[McJim]

Dear god man - keep up!

The car port is... well, a car port once more!


The new patio, howver, hte pride and joy of Mama Joe-san , is a bikeio ?

Right - thanks for the clarification - I thought he'd got rid of his junkyard but really he just relocated it. :rofl: Too much to hope that all the bikes were in a state of completion?:Pokey: