Being single and loving it 99% of the time!

[woodybee]

Hey Dudes and Dudess's

Hers a question for you, how many other of you are single and mostly loving it?:wari:

I mostly do, and off to a singles Ball in Invercargill this weekend, with two single male mates, so will have both on either arm as we entrance the ball, enough to make the girls sick, and make me look rather interesting eh!

At the bike rallies, its nice not to be with a guy who is a pain in the arse, either flirting with the other chicks or being a pain in my arse by hanging around with those cow eyes.

But sometimes just sometimes, I long for my soulmate to fucking well show his face.......one that I can have that is.....enough said, do have a buddy, but you now its a moment thing.....Ahem;)

Anyway,I am searching for someone I am beginning to think is ,like the song "Just my imagination" so here's my top 10 list of what I look for, obviously my list is exhaustive, and my Mum once read it and laughed out loud till it got down to No 10

(1)Good looking, but not obviously so, bit boyishly good looking, (and incidentally doesn't know it!!)
(2)has a razor sharp sense of humour, and has me clutching my knees to stand horizontal such is the velocity of my laugh. :killingme
(3)Obviously a biker, cant seem to find blokes without bikes even mildly interesting.
(4)Guitar playing goof.......have a thing for musical guys. Fucking single....would be a huge bonus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fed up loosing my heart....................
(5)Great eyes,
(6)A fantastic shag maker. :love:
(7)Spontaneous, but not to the point of combustion.
(8)A Widower with children who live abroad
(9)Crazy, but not clinically diagnosed as so:blink:
(10) A dick bigger than a chipolater.:clap:

Fuck the list goes, on, and this isnt a thread to say, ou single guys this way, but to say.......is it me or are other folk out there extremely picky when looking for a person to hang out with.

This is a totally un serious log, so dudes lets have some fun on this one eh.

See you at the Beaumont Rally.

And just a reminder about the Free Spirit Tour November 08, Queenstown to Bay of Plenty...after the Nelson Rally

Coi for now you gorgeous people.
Fuck me when I meet someone, they seem to piss me off, more or less as soon as I meet them....

Question is do I really want someone just now.

So what do you dudes an d dudess's look for in a potential shagtastic person.....

Lets open it up and have a top 10 going

Woodybee

[Nade]

Have you tried NZ Dating?

http://www.nzdating.com/Default.aspx

Bit of a meat market.:yes:..but you make it wot you will....bit like KB actually...:bash:LOL

[jrandom]

Wow! That's an awesome little description of your Ideal Man there, woodybee.

:niceone:

You must be quite sumpin to be worth such a shagtastic example of male perfection!

I wish I could get chicks like you.

:weep:

[merv]

I can't do you (4) or (8). Enjoy your search :chase: :jerry:

[Usarka]

Wow! That's an awesome little description of your Ideal Man there, woodybee.

:niceone:

You must be quite sumpin to be worth such a shagtastic example of male perfection!

I wish I could get chicks like you.

:weep:


Come on mate, we all need to live up to "the list" :lol: :lol:

[homer]

did you sell your bikes
?





not so single really A

[limbimtimwim]

He's out there somewhere. Give it time. And though you know it, I'll remind you he won't satisfy your whole list.

Oh yeah, I'm single too and think that is just great. But then, like this evening, every now and again you meet someone real good you would like to see again.

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh yeah, I'm single too and think that is just great. But then, like this evening, every now and again you meet someone real good you would like to see again.

Giggidy, giggidy giggidy!!!!!! :blip:

[The Pastor]

there should a be sub formen to rant n rave "kb dating"

but i'd call it "kb dating - for the despreate loners".

[ajturbo]

i know what you mean...
i too are single... and to be honest i like it that way..
i come home at night and i have NO-ONE to worry about...
( a part from luke and the the boys....)oh and doug....

sure it would be nice some days to have a soft body to hold... but on the whole, who would put up with me?????...
luke has to .. till i kick him out..

[limbimtimwim]

Giggidy, giggidy giggidy!!!!!! :blip:I gets mad crushes. I'm such a teenage girl sometimes.

[limbimtimwim]

i too are single... and to be honest i like it that way.So do the women!!

Too easy!

[karla]

Hey Dudes and Dudess's

Hers a question for you, how many other of you are single and mostly loving it?:wari:



Would rather be single and have a lot of friends, than be shacked up and miserable.

I get lonely too sometimes (we're human eh!) - but there are things that I need to learn which I can't do when I am in a relationship ... like how to be happy in my own company, without searching out distractions. I'm not knocking relationships mind you - there are also things I can't learn when I isolate. :shit:

I figure when the timing is right there is little that anyone can do to stop it - so I try not to force anything ... my soul mate might not be ready and it really sucks to find ourselves with the wrong mate.

:soon:. Enjoy the ball Cinderella :love:

[karla]

there should a be sub formen to rant n rave "kb dating"

but i'd call it "kb dating - for the despreate loners".

Aren't all bikers desperate loners? Never met such a group as us, who love to be alone but also who seek out the company of other loners! It's an oxymoron ~

[MaxB]

I don't know much but I suspect when you meet Mr right you will be lucky to get many hits off your list but he will still be Mr right. (and the list will not matter any more)

[homer]

Aren't all bikers desperate loners? Never met such a group as us, who love to be alone but also who seek out the company of other loners! It's an oxymoron ~

thats a very true little line there
its the circumstances of when we choose to be alone .
even when riding with others you can still associate with being at one .

[ynot slow]

Not a bad analogy,single is good at times lol.

Went that way after my marriage shat itself,best thing was my kids.

The freedom to go out Friday,and weekend,enjoying sport and associated beers lol,not having a timetable to stick too.Meeting new friends,even women who are totally on the platonic side,and still say high,not stuffing it up by f.cking them.The odd one nighter (her instigation too),short term fling,affair is ok,but partner/single is individual choice,nothing wrong with casual friend now and again hehe.Mind you as they say why spoil a great friendship with sex.

Down side though as said is missing the feeling of being asleep beside someone you call your best friend.I'll say relationship suits me now.Maybe as you get older things change,been happy last 7 yrs anyway.

[The Pastor]

Aren't all bikers desperate loners? Never met such a group as us, who love to be alone but also who seek out the company of other loners! It's an oxymoron ~
im not desprate. apart from deprate to get my bike to the trackday!

[ynot slow]

Aren't all bikers desperate loners? Never met such a group as us, who love to be alone but also who seek out the company of other loners! It's an oxymoron ~

Pretty true when you think about it,can usually ride alone,or one passenger,if ya want to carry more then there's the car.Same with relationships.

[kiwifruit]

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[Steam]

"I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover,
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal mother fucker."

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[Finn]

I'm currently single and it's murder. The dishes are mounting up and I can't find the laundry. Do I even have a washing machine?

[mstriumph]

Wow! That's an awesome little description of your Ideal Man there, woodybee.

:niceone:

You must be quite sumpin to be worth such a shagtastic example of male perfection!

I wish I could get chicks like you.

:weep:

tsk tsk .... some people will say anything to get a root .....
down boy !!!!

[mstriumph]

Aren't all bikers desperate loners? Never met such a group as us, who love to be alone but also who seek out the company of other loners! It's an oxymoron ~

which is why a match between bikers [provided finn isn't one of them] is a match made in heaven

[wherever THAT is .......................SPman reckons it's somewhere south of Kampala] :rolleyes:

[MyGSXF]

S/he who seeks.. will find... :yes:

[Disco Dan]

Is your name Sophie? :blink:

[scumdog]

I can't do you (4) or (8). Enjoy your search :chase: :jerry:

Me too - but you already know that eh!

[scumdog]

The freedom to go out Friday,and weekend,enjoying sport and associated beers lol,not having a timetable to stick too.Meeting new friends,even women who are totally on the platonic side,and still say high,not stuffing it up by f.cking them.The odd one nighter (her instigation too),short term fling,affair is ok,but partner/single is individual choice,nothing wrong with casual friend now and again hehe.Mind you as they say why spoil a great friendship with sex.

Down side though as said is missing the feeling of being asleep beside someone you call your best friend.I'll say relationship suits me now.Maybe as you get older things change,been happy last 7 yrs anyway.

Hmm, I don't have that down side of the second paragraph as I have CB beside me when in bed.:2thumbsup

And apart from the one night stand/fling etc bit I have the freedom of the first paragraph and the sex hasen't spoiled our frienship at all - in fact it makes it better.:shutup:

[Forest]

WTF? I clicked expecting a thread on single cylinder engines? :(

[Kendog]

He's out there somewhere. Give it time. And though you know it, I'll remind you he won't satisfy your whole list.

Oh yeah, I'm single too and think that is just great. But then, like this evening, every now and again you meet someone real good you would like to see again.


Giggidy, giggidy giggidy!!!!!! :blip:

I thought you two had met before, if I had know you hadn't I would have introduced you ages ago :whistle:

[marioc]

Cant play the guitar but I do a mean scrambled eggs!

[Bonez]

13 years of absolute horror. Thank goodness I can go out for a ride. Her in doors thinks the same.

Oh and rumour has it you can have good friends even when you are married.

Good luck on your quest, but don't be surprised if all the good ones are taken.

[TOTO]

By looking at at your list , you'll be loving it for a long time...being single. :killingme

edit: what is chumpolator ?

[CookMySock]

WARNING: maybe interpreted as a rant
WARNING: SERIOUS MODE = ON!!
WARNING: This post contains OPINION and ADVICE.

soulmate ? pretty much, you aint gunna find him, and if you do, he will be really hard on you. You will find it delerious for a few weeks then it will infringe upon your sense of injustice. I suggest (if you were looking for suggestions) that you stop being so tough, and stop and listen to the nice boys for a while, and understand how they feel inside, and learn to accept that their cow eyes mean that they deeply feel for you and what you go through on a daily basis, and then decide if that is of any value to you in the long term, rather than considering them for the weaklings they seem to be. Understand also, the basis for romantic attraction is science, not guesswork, and if you understand it better you will see the mechanics of what you are going through, and hopefully not live a life of pain and leave a trail of destruction. Google "imago match".

Sure, boys aren't perfect, and you will have to train yours up from scratch. Yep, they are just like dogs - they want to bark and run and have fun, but they need keeping in check, sometimes with a stern word. Never hit a boy though, even with words, because, just like a dog, you will damage his loyalty to you, and above all things, you really need this from him.

Failing that, just fuck around and have fun - hoo cares ? Really. If its a "very occasionally thing" that you need, theres no way you should be in a permanent relationship of any kind. Pity help any poor cunt who hooks up with someone who wants a "very occasionally thing". To be fair, make this clear to him to begin with.

SERIOUS MODE = OFF !!

As you were.

DB

[soundbeltfarm]

(1)Good looking, but not obviously so, bit boyishly good looking, (and incidentally doesn't know it!!)
(2)has a razor sharp sense of humour, and has me clutching my knees to stand horizontal such is the velocity of my laugh. :killingme
(3)Obviously a biker, cant seem to find blokes without bikes even mildly interesting.
(4)Guitar playing goof.......have a thing for musical guys. Fucking single....would be a huge bonus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fed up loosing my heart....................
(5)Great eyes,
(6)A fantastic shag maker. :love:
(7)Spontaneous, but not to the point of combustion.
(8)A Widower with children who live abroad
(9)Crazy, but not clinically diagnosed as so:blink:
(10) A dick bigger than a chipolater.:clap:

Woodybee

no wonder your're single,
what a bloody list to try and tick off.
whats wrong with a guy talking to other women?
it all about trust.
maybe you have had that trust broken , but i have not and i dont give two shits if my wife talks to another guy and she is likewise, I'd never cheat on her and i'd like to think the same goes for her.
but lookin at your list i cant do 8 or 10,
got the smallest god damn poor excuse for a dick but man does it go fast.
oh i also cant do 1 either im one ugly mutha fuka.

[FROSTY]

Ya know what--when ya find a good parner--none of that shit matters.

[Rback]

Single too. Enjoy my on company but have to admit that one does get lonely at times. Thats when I get the missus out of the garage and ride the hell out of her. LOL

[woodybee]

there should a be sub formen to rant n rave "kb dating"

but i'd call it "kb dating - for the despreate loners".If you read it, Im not a desperate looser, think the whole thing is rather funny and intersting...your'e obviously one of those smug married types......ha ha

[MGST]

I'm single too ( the people who know me will give you LOTS of reasons why HAHA ) and I live by myself. Never had a relationship of any real depth ( with a sheila, that is ). I come and go as I please, do what I want when I want, I'm not responsible to anyone or for anyone, it's just me, myself, and I. And I must admit I like it. No bitching, waiting around, no makeups / lipsticks / blah blah blah in the bathroom, all my clothes fit in a single wardrobe, 2 pairs of footwear ( motorcycle boots and workboots ) fuck it's an easy uncomplicated life being single.

[The Pastor]

If you read it, Im not a desperate looser, think the whole thing is rather funny and intersting...your'e obviously one of those smug married types......ha ha
or a single 21 yr old your call

[rachprice]

Being single can be incredibly fun, when I was I loved it and had no desire to look for anyone to be with and just had fun ;). In saying that with the right person and the right relationship it isn't a drag like some people make it out to be (obviously they were the ones that didn't work).
Its true that you grow in different ways being single and being with someone, i really think that you cant succeed completely with a relationship unitl you have been single enough to really know yourself.
I think the minute you stop looking for a relationship you will probably find one. For some reason people who are on a mission to find someone/hookup often don't, it must be their vibe or something?
I agree with most here when they say lists are bullshit, you are attracted to who you are attracted to, even if you cant really work out why to start with.

[ynot slow]

I'm currently single and it's murder. The dishes are mounting up and I can't find the laundry. Do I even have a washing machine?

And bugger me there is a place only ladies are comfortable in,all men loathe,think it is sink and kitchen.Not too mention the vacuum cleaner.

[ynot slow]

And apart from the one night stand/fling etc bit I have the freedom of the first paragraph and the sex hasen't spoiled our frienship at all - in fact it makes it better.:shutup:

Yep think I worded it wrong,have had a few good friends who are women,they still are although never shagged them(wanted too at times),but then when you get older it seems great to have friends on a personal basis,not sexual basis,which can cloud judgement.

I trust my wife,she can talk to guys,at the end of the evening we know who we'll end up in bed with,same person we went out early in the evening.

[MIXONE]

I can't do you (4) or (8). Enjoy your search :chase: :jerry:


Me too - but you already know that eh!

Rumour has it that there is photo evidence that you can't do 10 either.:Pokey:

[karla]

Good luck on your quest, but don't be surprised if all the good ones are taken.

Phew, that just leaves all us bad ones then, I guess :spanking: whoo hoo!

[maxworldbiker]

I aint single, but when I was I really LIKED it that way! Wasn't even looking, when Captain Sensible showed up, and for the first couple of years I didn't even fancy him! Or anyone else! I was just cruising solo and quite well adjusted to the fact. We were mates, pure and simple, and that's the absolute best place to start. We took plenty of time to get to know each other as people, and the rest sort of followed. People are multi-layered, and it takes a long time to get to know them to the extent you'd really want to before charging up the aisle or getting a joint mortgage!

Our friendship is the rock the rest is built on, and we went through a horrible, complicated, confused patch two years ago, and it all looked like it was terminal. I really don't think we'd have made it if we weren't just bloody good mates underneath all the shit, and knew just how miserable we'd be if we WEREN'T together, in spite of the crap going on around us, with interfering "friends" etc. So we fought our way through it and we're ok.

When I was single, it seemed like other people had more of an issue with it than I did myself. Women thought I was after their blokes, blokes thought I should have a bloke of my own,so everyone would be "comfortable". WTF????

If you want your prince, give all sane, remotely attractive frogs a chance. Make friends, take it from there. The slow burn lasts longer than the big fizz. The good men AREN'T all taken, you just have to be prepared to compromise. But not on the size of his dick. Any bloke who tells ya size doesn't matter most likely has a wee one. Don't even go there!!!

[2wheeldrifter]

I have a face only a mother could love........ so #1's out for me:crybaby:

[karla]

I have a face only a mother could love........ so #1's out for me:crybaby:

I'm a mother :devil2:

[bully]

im single, have a bike, lots of guitars and a big number ten. lol.
but really single is fine, i find females these days do have a big list of expectations, and still hardly know what they want.
no wonder theres a man drought.

[karla]

im single, have a bike, lots of guitars and a big number ten. lol.
but really single is fine, i find females these days do have a big list of expectations, and still hardly know what they want.
no wonder theres a man drought.



there's a man drought? !!

:beer:

.......:lol:........:lol:

[thehollowmen]

I became single eight months or so ago.
My whole world has fallen appart since then.

Definitally not loving it.

[Deviant Esq]

Well, I match all your criteria just nicely... except I don't have any kids, overseas or otherwise, and I'm not single. :bleh: Good luck in your search - you're going to need it if you go looking with a checklist. If you have an open mind and go out to have fun with your friends, you never know who's attention you'll draw. :)

[helenoftroy]

Phew, that just leaves all us bad ones then, I guess :spanking: whoo hoo!

Well spose that means Im a bad one too !!

Oh well.....:devil2::spanking::blip::rofl:

[karla]

I became single eight months or so ago.
My whole world has fallen appart since then.

Definitally not loving it.

I think it takes a minimum of two years of being single to put everything back together again the way that we want it, before we are ready to trust another person enough to love them without fear. Not an easy time, and there is a lot of hard work to do dealing with abandonment issues etc - stick with it, it's worth it in the end.

My ex dumped me and then wanted to come back, I gave him a second chance, another year and then he dumped me again three days before my father died. Lesson learned - don't give second chances; if you have a partner that solves problems by up and leaving chances are they will do that in the next relationship as well.

I changed and grew and developed an inner strength to see me through those times, as will you. :Punk:.

[bully]

there's a man drought? !!

:beer:

.......:lol:........:lol:


aparently...

[2wheeldrifter]

I'm a mother :devil2:

Well mum I need some real lovin......


I mean real close lovin, that's ok isn't ... MUM! :baby:

[Ms Piggy]

I don't know much but I suspect when you meet Mr right you will be lucky to get many hits off your list but he will still be Mr right. (and the list will not matter any more)

This is true in my experience. When I began my love affair with motorbikes I was adamant I wouldn't get involved with a non-rider. Well here I am very happily shacked up with a bloke who doesn't own/ride a bike (does have his licence though) and who is my best friend and (what I consider) my 1st true love (soppy aye!!). I met him thru NZ Dating and from the moment we met we both knew this was the "real thang" - might I just add that before meeting him I had thought all that soulmate stuff was bullshit. And in the end after mostly pretty disastrous relationships I felt that as long as my man shared the same core beliefs and values as me then everything else should (mostly) fall into place...and it (mostly) has. I don't feel I've settled for 'good enough' because b/c as he would tell you himself I have very high standards and I know I am fortunate to have met a man that will put up with me! :devil2:

So I guess what I'm trying to say is: be prepared to be a little bit flexible and have lots of fun in the mean time! ;) All the best out there!

[mynameis]

Hey Dudes and Dudess's

Hers a question for you, how many other of you are single and mostly loving it?:wari:

I mostly do, and off to a singles Ball in Invercargill this weekend, with two single male mates, so will have both on either arm as we entrance the ball, enough to make the girls sick, and make me look rather interesting eh!

At the bike rallies, its nice not to be with a guy who is a pain in the arse, either flirting with the other chicks or being a pain in my arse by hanging around with those cow eyes.

But sometimes just sometimes, I long for my soulmate to fucking well show his face.......one that I can have that is.....enough said, do have a buddy, but you now its a moment thing.....Ahem;)

Anyway,I am searching for someone I am beginning to think is ,like the song "Just my imagination" so here's my top 10 list of what I look for, obviously my list is exhaustive, and my Mum once read it and laughed out loud till it got down to No 10

(1)Good looking, but not obviously so, bit boyishly good looking, (and incidentally doesn't know it!!)
(2)has a razor sharp sense of humour, and has me clutching my knees to stand horizontal such is the velocity of my laugh. :killingme
(3)Obviously a biker, cant seem to find blokes without bikes even mildly interesting.
(4)Guitar playing goof.......have a thing for musical guys. Fucking single....would be a huge bonus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fed up loosing my heart....................
(5)Great eyes,
(6)A fantastic shag maker. :love:
(7)Spontaneous, but not to the point of combustion.
(8)A Widower with children who live abroad
(9)Crazy, but not clinically diagnosed as so:blink:
(10) A dick bigger than a chipolater.:clap:

Fuck the list goes, on, and this isnt a thread to say, ou single guys this way, but to say.......is it me or are other folk out there extremely picky when looking for a person to hang out with.

This is a totally un serious log, so dudes lets have some fun on this one eh.

See you at the Beaumont Rally.

And just a reminder about the Free Spirit Tour November 08, Queenstown to Bay of Plenty...after the Nelson Rally

Coi for now you gorgeous people.
Fuck me when I meet someone, they seem to piss me off, more or less as soon as I meet them....

Question is do I really want someone just now.

So what do you dudes an d dudess's look for in a potential shagtastic person.....

Lets open it up and have a top 10 going

Woodybee

Can you cook, clean and give good head?

[merv]

Can you cook, clean and give good head?

Don't forget the ironing, us blokes are never much good at that :(

[mynameis]

Don't forget the ironing, us blokes are never much good at that :(

1) I need proper breakfast lunch and dinner prepared for me, by 7 days and served as well. You then need to take the dishes away and wash it.
2) You need to do all my washing, drying and ironing.
3) Clean the house and keep it neat and tidy all the time.
4) Give good head after I come from work and be great in bed, flexible raunchy and sexy to take it in any position.
5) Swallowing and rear entrance would be a bonus but not a must.
6) And most importantly if you've got a big mouth you need to keep it shut, don't be argumentative, bossy, fussy and demanding and in return I will buy you decent clothing form Warehouse and Kmart.

Not a big list aye, :laugh: That'll make a perfect soul mate ;)

:lol:

[mynameis]

Usarka you badass you need to stop dreaming !! Lol.

[jonbuoy]

(8)A Widower with children who live abroad


How bizzare - you want someone who left their children motherless and fatherless?
Single life is good and better than being in a bad/wrong relationship thats just wasting everyones time.

[Skyryder]

Hey Dudes and Dudess's

Hers a question for you, how many other of you are single and mostly loving it?:wari:

I mostly do, and off to a singles Ball in Invercargill this weekend, with two single male mates, so will have both on either arm as we entrance the ball, enough to make the girls sick, and make me look rather interesting eh!

At the bike rallies, its nice not to be with a guy who is a pain in the arse, either flirting with the other chicks or being a pain in my arse by hanging around with those cow eyes.

But sometimes just sometimes, I long for my soulmate to fucking well show his face.......one that I can have that is.....enough said, do have a buddy, but you now its a moment thing.....Ahem;)

Anyway,I am searching for someone I am beginning to think is ,like the song "Just my imagination" so here's my top 10 list of what I look for, obviously my list is exhaustive, and my Mum once read it and laughed out loud till it got down to No 10

(1)Good looking, but not obviously so, bit boyishly good looking, (and incidentally doesn't know it!!)
(2)has a razor sharp sense of humour, and has me clutching my knees to stand horizontal such is the velocity of my laugh. :killingme
(3)Obviously a biker, cant seem to find blokes without bikes even mildly interesting.
(4)Guitar playing goof.......have a thing for musical guys. Fucking single....would be a huge bonus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fed up loosing my heart....................
(5)Great eyes,
(6)A fantastic shag maker. :love:
(7)Spontaneous, but not to the point of combustion.
(8)A Widower with children who live abroad
(9)Crazy, but not clinically diagnosed as so:blink:
(10) A dick bigger than a chipolater.:clap:

Fuck the list goes, on, and this isnt a thread to say, ou single guys this way, but to say.......is it me or are other folk out there extremely picky when looking for a person to hang out with.

This is a totally un serious log, so dudes lets have some fun on this one eh.

See you at the Beaumont Rally.

And just a reminder about the Free Spirit Tour November 08, Queenstown to Bay of Plenty...after the Nelson Rally

Coi for now you gorgeous people.
Fuck me when I meet someone, they seem to piss me off, more or less as soon as I meet them....

Question is do I really want someone just now.

So what do you dudes an d dudess's look for in a potential shagtastic person.....

Lets open it up and have a top 10 going

Woodybee


The secret of soulmates is the ability to 'compromise.'

That's number one and ten.

In between.

2 Don't take your disagreements into the bedroom. That's both 2 and 9

4 Always give more than you take. That's 4 and 8

5 Respect is to be earned by trust. That's 5 and 7

6 Is by mutual agreement.


Skyryder

PS without the 'chemistry' it's all acedemic.

[Bonez]

Skidmark get your damn licence back and buy a Ducati. This woman is for you ;).

[karla]

Well mum I need some real lovin......


I mean real close lovin, that's ok isn't ... MUM! :baby:

Letz go, Daddy-O :banana:

[Sparky Bills]

HAHA! Your on Kiwi Biker....
Just take your pick of single guys :Pokey:

All of which meet every point you have made.
Except me... Im much much more :cool:
And modest too!:devil2:

[moT]

She would have to have

1) Beautiful golden hair

2) Love long walks on the beach

3) Love to play frizbee

4) Love eating meat

5) Always happy to see you when you get home

[2wheeldrifter]

Letz go, Daddy-O :banana:


Ohhhhh I'm in with grin, :buggerd: you know this cyber sex just messies up my keyboard!....

could ya send me up some money for another one so we can do it again?......

Your a awesome mum, mum!:first:

[Coyote]

Skidmark get your damn licence back and buy a Ducati. This woman is for you ;).
Have you seen his number 10?

I became single eight months or so ago.
My whole world has fallen appart since then.

Definitally not loving it.
Phff, emu :bleh:

I'm worried that if I get dumped my life is going to get pretty boring. Most of my social life is to do with her. Might get to go on more bike rides since I won't be spending so much on booze though :rolleyes:

[mynameis]

HAHA! Your on Kiwi Biker....
Just take your pick of single guys :Pokey:

All of which meet every point you have made.
Except me... Im much much more :cool:
And modest too!:devil2:

Sparky you ride a Honda man.

[karla]

Ohhhhh I'm in with grin, :buggerd: you know this cyber sex just messies up my keyboard!....

could ya send me up some money for another one so we can do it again?......

Your a awesome mum, mum!:first:

Sounds like it was good for you. :whistle:

















(sheesh, another bloody ten second wan*er)

[2wheeldrifter]

Sounds like it was good for you. :whistle:

















(sheesh, another bloody ten second wan*er)

Ah!!!! I'm still going.......:blank:

[karla]

Ah!!!! I'm still going.......:blank:

Ops - I couldn't tell ... :sleep:

[old git]

What your looking for does not exist............so just go find a biker who can and does ride well, and forget the rest, then you'll forget the sodding list when trying to keep up when out on a blast , which is how we all stay young and its what we live for!!!!

[2wheeldrifter]

Ops - I couldn't tell ... :sleep:

Give it time give it time........good things cum to those who wait! :Pokey:

[karla]

Give it time give it time........good things cum to those who wait! :Pokey:

...... ummmm


........
ahhhhhhh


......................eeeeerrrrrrrr





....I'm pregnant



:shutup:






just kidding

[2wheeldrifter]

...... ummmm


........
ahhhhhhh


......................eeeeerrrrrrrr





....I'm pregnant



:shutup:






just kidding

I knew I would get you to heaven and back..... knees still wobbly aye?????:rolleyes: nearly lost my rhythm when you said you were pregnant, but I came thru:2thumbsup

Worth the wait?

[Sparky Bills]

Sparky you ride a Honda man.



Hense why im fighting them off! :whistle:

[woodybee]

[QUOTE=old git;1518514]What your looking for does not exist............so just go find a biker who can and does ride well, and forget the rest, then you'll forget the sodding list when trying to keep up when out on a blast , which is how we all stay young and its what we live for!!!!

[Well for the most of you negatives dudes/dudess's, in the words of Scarlett o'hara, frankly my dears I dont give a damn......and to be honest....Thats how I feel having read a lot of your advise.:p

This log was meant as a bit of a laugh, and the list came from a long train trip once when me and my best mate were bored, so I suggested we come up with this list. She came up with 3 points, and I came u with these 10.....

I don't think its unrealistic to want and require the best, what you'll find with me is my honesty...........why should I lie.

And I do love this era of being single, I think this thread has been a blast, especially the guy who said he was thinking it was about single cyclinders:killingme,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I have surrounded myself with loads of really special folk since i have lived over here, and feel blessed to have met them and cherish their friendship, so chose my friends well, and going to choose my man well too.....wtf's wrong with that.

Meet me or ask anyone who knows me about what I am like at a rally, and its what I am like about real life. I spring around, enjoy every minuet of the chit chat with folk and finding out more about them.......boing about dancing all the time:spudbooge and squeeze every ounce pf fun I can out the rallies.

So contrary to what this threads about, am certainly not lonely, need to join a dating agency, gets guys sking me out regularly,,,, infact I need a secretary to try and window them:moon:

And after going to the singles ball in Invercargill last night, no one was needy or desperate there, got numbers off a couple of guys as they were hilarious, one guy was 6ft9" and cut a grooze like no other ont he dancefloor, and aske dthe loneliest looking rather rotund guy up for a dance oz nobody was talking to him, as he was not ultra good looking or hip, but I decided he needed to dance and to see him having a ball to made my night, rather than all the chatting up that night, and he was a top geezer as it turns out, just very shy in a bad suit, so I do look under the covers too.

Anyway off to bed now......and wow snt Invercargill nice (apart from teh shit shoppoing bit), the beach and surrounding area is fantastic.......Mike Jagger you got it wrong its not the arsehole of the universe. Its heaven on earth the other bits I have seen over the last week.

Well dudes live long and prosper and grab life and shake the fun out of it, as theres plenty to be had out there.

Signing out:zzzz:]

[woodybee]

What your looking for does not exist............so just go find a biker who can and does ride well, and forget the rest, then you'll forget the sodding list when trying to keep up when out on a blast , which is how we all stay young and its what we live for!!!!


im single, have a bike, lots of guitars and a big number ten. lol.
but really single is fine, i find females these days do have a big list of expectations, and still hardly know what they want.
no wonder theres a man drought.

There is not a man drought out there, there;s loads of top geezers, just no-one I rally fancy, and you have to really fancy the person you're with eh.

And I bet it you're being honest, you know exactly what make your clock tick when assessing the fairer sex :niceone:

Anyway, I'm up in the Bay of Plenty in November am dong a 2 week tour, so crack open the beers mateypoos, as I'm heading your way........thread called the Free Spirit going explains a bit more.,

Coi for now.

[mynameis]

Hense why im fighting them off! :whistle:

Bless.

10 Char

[jrandom]

... you just have to be prepared to compromise. But not on the size of his dick. Any bloke who tells ya size doesn't matter most likely has a wee one. Don't even go there!!!

Any woman who tells ya size matters most likely has a giant flapping cavern of a vagina. Don't even go there!!!

:laugh:

Seriously, though, what's with the emphasis on penis size? The shape of a woman's plumbing has just as much impact on how penetrative intercourse feels, but women unlucky enough to have gaping pits between their legs that one could lose a jumbo salami in don't seem to cop much flack.

And yes, to forestall the inevitable snide responses, of course I have a very small penis. I assume that you, on your part, are afflicted with a veritable pelvic Broadway?

[Grahameeboy]

Any woman who tells ya size matters most likely has a giant flapping cavern of a vagina. Don't even go there!!!

:laugh:

Seriously, though, what's with the emphasis on penis size? The shape of a woman's plumbing has just as much impact on how penetrative intercourse feels, but women unlucky enough to have gaping pits between their legs that one could lose a jumbo salami in don't seem to cop much flack.

And yes, to forestall the inevitable snide responses, of course I have a very small penis. I assume that you, on your part, are afflicted with a veritable pelvic Broadway?

...tis not the meat, tis the motion eh...

[MIXONE]

Any woman who tells ya size matters most likely has a giant flapping cavern of a vagina. Don't even go there!!!

:laugh:

Seriously, though, what's with the emphasis on penis size? The shape of a woman's plumbing has just as much impact on how penetrative intercourse feels, but women unlucky enough to have gaping pits between their legs that one could lose a jumbo salami in don't seem to cop much flack.

And yes, to forestall the inevitable snide responses, of course I have a very small penis. I assume that you, on your part, are afflicted with a veritable pelvic Broadway?

Just do what I do mate.Rub your dick against one side of sais cavern and hope the other side gets curious and comes over for a look.:niceone:

[karla]

I get it - Daddy-O is sleeping soundly, Woody Bee is in search of a secretary to keep all her dates in order, and I'm left holding the baby! :crybaby:

Sheesh!! Life does take some interesting turns, don't it!

And the moral to this thread is ...

[kiwifruit]

tis the motion eh...

oB5zqLeuAPc

[idb]

Well...my #10 is big enough to get me off.
Why wouldn't it satisfy everyone else as well?

[MIXONE]

Well...my #10 is big enough to get me off.
Why wouldn't it satisfy everyone else as well?

As one "lady" once said to me"Pifff who you gonna satisfy with that liddle thing"












My reply"Me bitch".

[woodybee]

[QUOTE=MIXONE;1519131]Just do what I do mate.Rub your dick against one side of sais cavern and hope the other side gets curious and comes over for a look.:niceone:[/QUOTE

Rightyo this thread and the blokes mentions of the size of their privates is only reflected by the huge size of their ladies, then think again dudes, having been with guys who really do have a dick the size of a chipolata, then it does count, not that chicks like a totally huge one, and I meant what I said one bigger than a chipolat would be handy:nya:

I wasnt going to be cruel, but its always the guys with chipolatas that make the crack about the size of a chicks ones....and I have said to a male friend of mine, who agrees that a lot of chicks have complained to him about the same thing (not about his do dar but the other guys who they have slept with.......its true.

You guys don't get told this as no woman would say you had a tiny one, its only when us chicks get together and chat that this stuff comes out, so believe me, have tried a tested a couple so know what I am talking about here, and this is from a chick who can shoot a carrot for 10 feet.

Only joking but I know my equipment. and have plenty of chick friends who will agree with every word I have typed.

And for the record a guy with a huge one, is so totally not fun.........

So guys get off your high horse.........and don;t be so sensitive and protective and defensive of your bits]

[MIXONE]

Sorry woodie but I ride a wooden horse not a high horse and my little chippie doesn't mind if I make jokes about it.



Oh and I must apologise to any lady I've had sex with in the past for having such a little one.(you could have told me and I wouldn't have been offended)

Woodie you sound like you know as much about men as I know about women.Fuck all.Stop generalising and realise a pisstake when you see one.

[Goblin]

And for the record a guy with a huge one, is so totally not fun.........
Gotta agree here....guys I know with big dicks are just that...big dicks.:tugger:

[Bikernereid]

Not all of them but too big seriously aint fun!!


Gotta agree here....guys I know with big dicks are just that...big dicks.:tugger:

[Goblin]

Not all of them but too big seriously aint fun!!You know the sort I mean...one that never misses an opportunity to flop it out and show it off in public. :sick: There's always one at every party.

[idb]

You know the sort I mean...one that never misses an opportunity to flop it out and show it off in public. :sick: There's always one at every party.

Erk...you mean I should stop that!!??

[Goblin]

Erk...you mean I should stop that!!??:laugh: No no no...keep it up! Always gets a laugh but no surprise if you go home alone.:wari:

[karla]

Sorry woodie but I ride a wooden horse not a high horse and my little chippie doesn't mind if I make jokes about it.


We really love men, all shapes and sizes :) And vibrators ...

and we will survive ... (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=51903&)

[MIXONE]

Cheers for that Karla.It gave me a good laugh.:laugh:

[98tls]

We really love men, all shapes and sizes :) And vibrators ...

and we will survive ... (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=51903&) LOL.......bling sent

[Subike]

being single is ok, but not always good.

sharing the days events with a smile
is better than complaining that the lawns need mowing ( I can see they do!)

a cuddle at the door, no matter how dirty you are is better than a towl and a "get those dirty boots off"

Allowing me to have a 1/2 hr rest in my chair after work before talking, will get you my attention. otherwise I will go to sleep and ignore you.

Inviting me to the bedroom in the dark is more sensual than a naked flash across the lounge, I know what you look like, I prefer the tease

I dont want to know the whole conversation you had with "mary" down the road, just the fact they have a new dog will do. Then I will know where the turds on the front lawn need to go.

If you want me to read the map on a trip, dont tell me, open it , thumb trough it say " I'm fucked if I know where we are"and just toss it onto the dash at the first stop. I will then get the hint that you cant read it and I need to.

If on the bike, dont jab me in the ribs, the reflex is to open the trottle, pull a wheelee and leave you sitting on the road. Just hang on and enjoy. I dont want to kill myself, so why would i want to kill you?

You want me to go shopping with you? Then spend as much time buying my jeans, with the fitting i will ask if my bum looks good in them, as you will doing the same. Honesty could be compromised here though!
Guys can colour co-ordinate when given the chance.


Yes your hair does look as bad in rollers as my face looks with three days growth........wait till we are both bald ......it will not matter.


As for the size of my 10, your the only one that gets it babe, so flex those muscles and hang on for the ride.

Being single,for me, not a matter of choice, and its not fun,
The only good thing about it is a 6 pack of toilet paper lasts more than a week!

If I come home ranting and raving about the fuckwit that backed into my ride, I'm really saying "I'm the idiot that parked it in the wrong place"

I know that you are right 100% of the time, its just the rest of the time Im right!

And no I dont really hate your mother, She did one thing right, created you :rolleyes:

[maxworldbiker]

And for the record a guy with a huge one, is so totally not fun.........

Yep. Amen to that! Rarely does ANYTHING that make the eyes water translate to being any fun...


You know the sort I mean...one that never misses an opportunity to flop it out and show it off in public. :sick: There's always one at every party.

There bloody IS, and I guess the best we can hope for is they slap it down next to the bowl of chipolatas and it gets stabbed by a fork or a toothpick!:laugh:

[NUTBAR]

WARNING: maybe interpreted as a rant
WARNING: SERIOUS MODE = ON!!
WARNING: This post contains OPINION and ADVICE.

soulmate ? pretty much, you aint gunna find him, and if you do, he will be really hard on you. You will find it delerious for a few weeks then it will infringe upon your sense of injustice. I suggest (if you were looking for suggestions) that you stop being so tough, and stop and listen to the nice boys for a while, and understand how they feel inside, and learn to accept that their cow eyes mean that they deeply feel for you and what you go through on a daily basis, and then decide if that is of any value to you in the long term, rather than considering them for the weaklings they seem to be. Understand also, the basis for romantic attraction is science, not guesswork, and if you understand it better you will see the mechanics of what you are going through, and hopefully not live a life of pain and leave a trail of destruction. Google "imago match".

Sure, boys aren't perfect, and you will have to train yours up from scratch. Yep, they are just like dogs - they want to bark and run and have fun, but they need keeping in check, sometimes with a stern word. Never hit a boy though, even with words, because, just like a dog, you will damage his loyalty to you, and above all things, you really need this from him.

Failing that, just fuck around and have fun - hoo cares ? Really. If its a "very occasionally thing" that you need, theres no way you should be in a permanent relationship of any kind. Pity help any poor cunt who hooks up with someone who wants a "very occasionally thing". To be fair, make this clear to him to begin with.

SERIOUS MODE = OFF !!

As you were.

DB

yip what he said, :done:

[MIXONE]

Excellent stuff subike.I'd bling ya if I could.

[woodybee]

Woodie you sound like you know as much about men as I know about women.Fuck all.Stop generalising and realise a pisstake when you see one.[/QUOTE]

Hey there dude, the whole thread was meant as a pisstake mateypoos, :nya:and I do know a lot about guys mate, I am after all a chick who pays special attention to blokes, and really has done my homework on guys, after all this is said I done.....I love a mans company and enjoy the difference that chicks and guys have, its what makes the world go round.:rockon:

And being a tomboy with a chick side does definately have its advantages, as you can have a laugh with your mates, and have a ball and a real knees up drink beer till you fall down with the guys:thud:

Anyway, wots everyone up to at the weekend I am going to watch a mate of mine race his motorbike at Teratonga :woohoo: and cant wait as going for a ride on the back of my mates ducati, who is my most favourite friend in the world and incidentally a gorgeous guy.....:yes:

Who needs dates eh, when you have beautiful male friends in your life eh, that is why

I AM SINGLE AND LOVING IT MOST OF THE TIME

Enjoy your nite and weekends boys and girls which is rapidly approaching.

Woodybee :niceone::hug:

[skidMark]

Single, hate it, and buffy's a shit root.

:rolleyes: <<< more in that emoticon to be read for those that know what i mean.