What to do with an old egg?

[Usarka]

I've got an old egg thats been sitting in the fridge for about 1 year and I don't know what to do with it. From a scientific point of view i'd like to see how pongy it is, but I'm sure i can have some fun too :innocent:


My best idea so far is to sneak it into a mates fridge or pantry so he uses it next time he makes an omelete....

Any other suggestions?

[The Pastor]

crack it in his car air con vents.... get a funnel.

[Usarka]

crack it in his car air con vents.... get a funnel.

:clap: that's the sort of suggestion what i'm after. also thought about on his doorstep.

Or somehow tying to his car exhaust so it "cooks".... ?

[YellowDog]

If you boil it and then keep in the dark for 200,000 years, it may become a precious gem stone.

[Gubb]

Crack it on top of his hot-water cylinder.

[Usarka]

Crack it on top of his hot-water cylinder.

Then they'd know it was me.

I'd prefer to remain anonymous and laugh at his/her misfortune :devil2:

[Scouse]

Insert it into your bumhole

[Usarka]

Insert it into your bumhole

have you put a camera in my bedroom :gob:

[jonbuoy]

My best idea so far is to sneak it into a mates fridge or pantry so he uses it next time he makes an omelete....
Any other suggestions?

:rofl: I'll have to remember that one.

[deanohit]

My best idea so far is to sneak it into a mates fridge or pantry so he uses it next time he makes an omelete....

I like! Make sure it's a friend who love eggs for breakfast while hungover! :jerry:
And have a camera ready!

[firefighter]

save it for the next time a cager nearly kills you, take down the rego, look up their addy, wait for them to open a window and throw it in!

[Dave Lobster]

crack it in his car air con vents.... get a funnel.

Milk is good for that sort of thing too.

[Usarka]

I like! Make sure it's a friend who love eggs for breakfast while hungover! :jerry:
And have a camera ready!

I've got a friend who's missus always tips eggs into a cup before putting them onto the pan.

reckons she once cracked a rotten egg onto a hot pan and almost puked her guts out with the stench.

Excellent :whistle:

[EJK]

Hmmm egg... egg.... a rotten egg......

Oh, I've got a 4 month old ostrich egg in my lounge. It doesn't smell but i'm preety sure it's foul inside :rofl:

Want it? lol

[deanohit]

Hmmm egg... egg.... a rotten egg......

Oh, I've got a 4 month old ostrich egg in my lounge. It doesn't smell but i'm preety sure it's foul inside :rofl:

Want it? lol
Dude, that thing is just begging to be thrown at some thing!

[EJK]

It is hard az mate lol I saw a vid on youtube, they 'saw' the damn thing to open it! lol

[Hitcher]

Any other suggestions?

Take it to New World and see how good their 100% guarantee is in practice.

[Trudes]

I've got a friend who's missus always tips eggs into a cup before putting them onto the pan.

reckons she once cracked a rotten egg onto a hot pan and almost puked her guts out with the stench.

Excellent :whistle:

I used to do that too, but it was a habit from living on a farm and collecting eggs from the hens all over the place, used to hit the odd rotten egg or an egg with half a chicken inside, not good cracking that into cake mix!!!!

[Usarka]

nothing worse than seeing a beak in your frying pan :lol:

[Subike]

Next time you visit you mother in laws,
crack it and feed it to a pot plant as you leave


but thats assuming your married.

[Usarka]

Next time you visit you mother in laws,
crack it and feed it to a pot plant as you leave


but thats assuming your married.

Brilliant idea, but it's i think it's that sort of behaviour that is the reason that I'm not married.

[homer]

could do the old chocolate bar under the drivers seat trick.......u know just replace the chocolate bar with the egg .

itll roll about a while , but eventually itll be bust

[thehollowmen]

I'm going to be a party pooper and tell you this:
the flat called "carthage" in dunedin a few years back did this with eggs after a member got beaten over the head with a block of wood during the Salmond battle (I think that was the hall of residence)
Anyways, a year later the eggs were just powder inside, they'd dried out completely.

That is also how the "a bad egg floats" thing is, the egg dries out, the air space gets bigger and it can float.

But good luck with getting up to mischief

[Usarka]

Thou art indeed a party pooper :bleh:

Oh well, it'll still be a laugh even if it doesn't pong.


I dont suppose you happen to know the ideal time for ponginess of an egg before it becomes dry?

[mynameis]

If you can, get a chicken to sit under it for 2 weeks, let it do it's work. Put it back in the fridge for another week and then try.

(Wishes it would work)

[Usarka]

I gave the egg a shake this morning - it is definitely liquid inside........


:whistle:

[mynameis]

I gave the egg a shake this morning - it is definitely liquid inside........


:whistle:

Fry it with some karma politato and serve.

:laugh:

[skidMark]

My father did something along the same line to me when i was about 17.

he had a 600 ml bottle of coke in the fridge, well i had taken a bit hoping he wouldnt notice...

the next day the same amount as i had left is still in the fridge, dad having his lunch...

ME: Dad can i have this coke or do you want it with your lunch

Him: you've been into it anyway just finish it.

Me: no i havn't

Him: shut up and have it

Me: FINE **takes big angry swig**.......**spits it all over floor**

Turns out he had drank the rest, then filled it up with salt pepper water coffee, etc...everything you could imagine to make it look the same.

And to the level i had left it at.....

BASTARD LOL

learnt that lesson though lol.

[mynameis]

skidMark, your dad sounds a bit like you mate :lol:

[BIHB@0610]

Let me get the story straight - this thread is about what to do with a rotten egg, you want to somehow use it against a "mate"????? Gee I'm glad my mates don't do that to me!!!

Ive always wondered - in a weird, sick kind of way - what rotten eggs look like when they're hard boiled. Why not do an experiment?

The other idea is to drop it in a glass of vinegar and leave it there for a week - my kids have been doing it for years as an experiment. The vinegar dissolves the shell and makes the egg bit inside all hard and rubbery. The idea is they bounce like bouncey balls - we've had some bloody disasters, I can tell you ...............

[skidMark]

Let me get the story straight - this thread is about what to do with a rotten egg, you want to somehow use it against a "mate"????? Gee I'm glad my mates don't do that to me!!!

Ive always wondered - in a weird, sick kind of way - what rotten eggs look like when they're hard boiled. Why not do an experiment?

The other idea is to drop it in a glass of vinegar and leave it there for a week - my kids have been doing it for years as an experiment. The vinegar dissolves the shell and makes the egg bit inside all hard and rubbery. The idea is they bounce like bouncey balls - we've had some bloody disasters, I can tell you ...............


With friends like this, who needs enemies :woohoo:

[bert_is_evil]

Anyways, a year later the eggs were just powder inside, they'd dried out completely.


We use eggs to bait the stoat traps at Rimutaka Forest Park - I can particularly recommend eggs 1-2 months old, you can't even touch the shells without needing to plunge your hand in acid to get rid of the smell. Any older than that they just dry up and go hard.

I reckon rigging it up above a cage driving traffic offenders door step, ringing the bell, then shooting it with a BB gun - everything is more fun when a BB gun is involved (almost...).

[fireball]

im all for the just crack it over his head and run...... and keep on running!

[Grub]

Take it to New World and see how good their 100% guarantee is in practice.

It's 200% and it is excellent!

Hasn't happened with an egg but it did happen with some meat that was both a bit dry around the edges and past its use by date. You get a new packet of meat + the money back on the original purchase. That's pretty damned cool in my book.

Oh, yes, about the egg. Well it's too good to waste on a "mate" (I've just crossed you off my list of people I want to be friends with :cool:). what about one of your ex's or mother in law or ex-boss, current boss - you know what I mean, someone really worthy of this special gift.

[Hitcher]

It's 200% and it is excellent!

In this case, if New World came through on its 200% guarantee, it would be eggselent!

[BIHB@0610]

In this case, if New World came through on its 200% guarantee, it would be eggselent!

Absolutely, it'd be a cracker if they shelled out ......:rolleyes:

[Hitcher]

Absolutely, it'd be a cracker if they shelled out ...

Groan. That's a really bad yolk.

[BIHB@0610]

Groan. That's a really bad yolk.

Sorry - my thoughts have been a bit scrambled lately. It's not eggsactly easy being a chick.

[Hitcher]

Sorry - my thoughts have been a bit scrambled lately. It's not eggsactly easy being a chick.

At least you know your place in the pecking order.

[Gubb]

Be quiet, you cocks.

[BIHB@0610]

This conversation is getting more and more addled - surely the thread will soon be ova.

[Hitcher]

Firstly one must have a free-range cock and pullet.

[BIHB@0610]

Sounds like a job for a chick with no batteries.