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Donor
14th April 2008, 17:20
Well, the 5-oh have just left our house...

We are now minus about 6 grand of electrical equipment, including the goddamn jug after some piece or pieces of shit have relieved us of our hard earned goods.

Yes, we have insurance and yes the house was secure.

If there is karma in this world, the wankers will be electrocuted in the fucking head from one of our appliances.

So tonight it's trying to repair the front door which was kicked in (dirty great big Fijian Kauri door, must have had good boots on!) and a day off work tomorrow to beef up the security some more.

I need beer.

Lots of beer.

BUT I WILL HAVE TO SPEND MY BEER MONEY ON THE INSURANCE EXCESS! :crybaby:

Thank you for listening.

Go back to whatever it was you were doing...

:edit: Incidentally, this PC and the modem were the only things they left - though the fact they know now there is a motorbike in the gargre scares me a little...

Waxxa
14th April 2008, 17:22
May you win Lotto this weekend dude!

EJK
14th April 2008, 17:22
Hmmmmmm

Lots of poor/jealouse buggers out there ey?

sorry to hear that :no:

98tls
14th April 2008, 17:23
Feel for you,knowing some lowlife scum have been wandering round your personal space would suck bigtime.Hope they get there dues.

Donor
14th April 2008, 17:27
May you win Lotto this weekend dude!

Cheers - been meaning to win it for a while, but keep forgetting to buy a ticket...


Feel for you,knowing some lowlife scum have been wandering round your personal space would suck bigtime.Hope they get there dues.

Absolutely, it gets used a lot, but the word 'violated' is about right...

Brett
14th April 2008, 17:28
Hard luck mate. That sucks. Don't forget to change the tooth brushes!! Hope you get the door secure.

barty5
14th April 2008, 17:29
may they burn them selfs on a steaming hot coffee they get from your jug. Sorry to here for your loss it suxs we got done few years back bummer couldnt sit down and destress over a cold one as they took all the liqure in the house which really sucked.

BIGBOSSMAN
14th April 2008, 17:30
Bastards - let's form a posse and track down these muthas...

Mom
14th April 2008, 17:39
Well, the 5-oh have just left our house...

We are now minus about 6 grand of electrical equipment, including the goddamn jug after some piece or pieces of shit have relieved us of our hard earned goods.

Yes, we have insurance and yes the house was secure.

If there is karma in this world, the wankers will be electrocuted in the fucking head from one of our appliances.

So tonight it's trying to repair the front door which was kicked in (dirty great big Fijian Kauri door, must have had good boots on!) and a day off work tomorrow to beef up the security some more.

I need beer.

Lots of beer.

BUT I WILL HAVE TO SPEND MY BEER MONEY ON THE INSURANCE EXCESS! :crybaby:

Thank you for listening.

Go back to whatever it was you were doing...

:edit: Incidentally, this PC and the modem were the only things they left - though the fact they know now there is a motorbike in the gargre scares me a little...

Fucking hell! There are some scum in this world!

Mate that is a terrible thing to happen! We got burgled a couple of years ago and I know just how disgusting you feel. Give Gillian a huge hug so you get one back from her. The feelings that stick around a bit after something like this are not nice at all.

My bank came to the party when we got done, I was broke as, rang and told them what had happened and got instant money to do what needed to be done. Whistle out if you need anything mate. I have a spare jug if it helps :dodge:

The SOCO that attended ours said they will come back, so make VISIBLE changes to your security. I could not leave the house till the guys could come and make this place fortress like. I am so sorry to hear this.

gijoe1313
14th April 2008, 17:44
Arse ... big jobbies and other unguent unmentionables :angry2:

Blardy wankers ... obviously they need removal from the gene pool and in the most painful way possible. Always sucks to hear about this ...

Lets hope karma, murphy and sod deliver some extra dollops of payback their way.

Gubb
14th April 2008, 17:50
That sucks ass.

Let me know if you want a hand installing the electric razor wire.

Donor
14th April 2008, 17:51
Hard luck mate. That sucks. Don't forget to change the tooth brushes!! Hope you get the door secure.

Tooth brush? Oh, you mean my old bike chain cleaner!


may they burn them selfs on a steaming hot coffee they get from your jug. Sorry to here for your loss it suxs we got done few years back bummer couldnt sit down and destress over a cold one as they took all the liqure in the house which really sucked.

I will be making a trip out to the mother in laws house (which I should add is behind ours and also got done over!) and seeing if my favourite brother in law has a stash of amber fluid...


Bastards - let's form a posse and track down these muthas...

You'd probably have to kill half the residents in my immediate area, I'm unfortunately not in the flashest area.


The SOCO that attended ours said they will come back, so make VISIBLE changes to your security. I could not leave the house till the guys could come and make this place fortress like. I am so sorry to hear this.

Yeah, I'm off work tomorrow - will be doing what I can to make life a bit harder for these wankers. I know they will have seen the bike in the gargre, so that's at the top of my list for further security.


Lets hope karma, murphy and sod deliver some extra dollops of payback their way.

Bloody oath...

Dealer
14th April 2008, 18:01
suggest you chain your bike if they know its there. wouldn't want that going walkies. and dont leave the keys inside. the mongrels usually wait long enough for insurance to pay out b4 they come back.

Madness
14th April 2008, 18:08
Having just relocated to Auckland from crime-free Wellington, this is not what I want to read.

ajturbo
14th April 2008, 18:22
so what you are really saying is....

AJ lock ya fuckin house when you leave each day... or at least shut the front door..

DingoZ
14th April 2008, 18:22
Sucks big time. Been in that situation myself once. Let's hope the bastards get what's coming to them, by slipping up and getting caught...

Donor
14th April 2008, 18:29
Having just relocated to Auckland from crime-free Wellington, this is not what I want to read.

This is Papakura East - it's not a matter of if but when most of the time...


so what you are really saying is....

AJ lock ya fuckin house when you leave each day... or at least shut the front door..

My god, it's like you read my mind!

Mully
14th April 2008, 18:32
Sorry to hear about this mate.

Go get beer on the credit card. Don't they sell beer for stamps in Papakura???

Sparrowhawk
14th April 2008, 19:31
Donor, that sux man. Gizza yell if you want a hand tomorrow. I got a spare TV & DVD player here if you need it. I can bring round some DVD's to keep the little fella's happy too if ya want.

Disco Dan
14th April 2008, 19:36
That really sucks the kumura dude...

Change your toothbrushes, throw out the food in the fridge and change the sheets on your bed.

At least you get to go shopping and buy new stuff with the insurance money!!

When my house got done, I got soooo many flybys points!

Oh and CHAIN YOUR BIKE.

tide
14th April 2008, 19:41
That Sucks dude... I know what you going through...

H00dz
14th April 2008, 19:45
I Feel for ya mate,

This is one of the reasons that I left South Auckland (Rewa HARD :headbang:)

First Home I built in weymouth some assholes done nearly the whole f*****G Street including mine!!!

westie
14th April 2008, 19:49
[QUOTE=Donor;1520061]
dirty great big Fijian Kauri doorQUOTE]

Fijian you say?

Magua
14th April 2008, 19:51
Well, the 5-oh have just left our house...

We are now minus about 6 grand of electrical equipment, including the goddamn jug after some piece or pieces of shit have relieved us of our hard earned goods.

Yes, we have insurance and yes the house was secure.

If there is karma in this world, the wankers will be electrocuted in the fucking head from one of our appliances.

So tonight it's trying to repair the front door which was kicked in (dirty great big Fijian Kauri door, must have had good boots on!) and a day off work tomorrow to beef up the security some more.

I need beer.

Lots of beer.

BUT I WILL HAVE TO SPEND MY BEER MONEY ON THE INSURANCE EXCESS! :crybaby:

Thank you for listening.

Go back to whatever it was you were doing...

:edit: Incidentally, this PC and the modem were the only things they left - though the fact they know now there is a motorbike in the gargre scares me a little...

Oh wtf, thieves are some of the lowest of the low.

Good luck finding the scum who did it. :@ :@

Sanx
14th April 2008, 20:02
Commiserations, dude.

When our place got done over a couple of years back, they not only took all the consumer electronics (with the exception of my desktop PC, which they might have thought was too distinctive, which contained my whole life) but they also took all my t-shirts and boxer shorts.

Yep - boxer shorts.

Since then, there've been a couple of attempts at our place, but the locks on the back door and the solid rimuframe have proved a little too strong. And since the last time, there's also been a couple of bits of 3mm stainless plate bolted over the frame.

Good luck gettign a swift payout, and let's hope the cops take time off from running speed traps to go catch the little fuckers.

McJim
14th April 2008, 20:10
Been there - feel your pain - it's hard to make any house completely impregnable - if they want in they'll get in all we can really do is make it as noisy and time consuming as possible in an effort to send them next door. sounds nasty but that's the way it is. they tend to take the route of least effort with break ins.

hope they find them and hope they get theirs..

bandit_girl
14th April 2008, 20:22
Well, the 5-oh have just left our house...

We are now minus about 6 grand of electrical equipment, including the goddamn jug after some piece or pieces of shit have relieved us of our hard earned goods.

Yes, we have insurance and yes the house was secure.

If there is karma in this world, the wankers will be electrocuted in the fucking head from one of our appliances.

So tonight it's trying to repair the front door which was kicked in (dirty great big Fijian Kauri door, must have had good boots on!) and a day off work tomorrow to beef up the security some more.

I need beer.

Lots of beer.

BUT I WILL HAVE TO SPEND MY BEER MONEY ON THE INSURANCE EXCESS! :crybaby:

Thank you for listening.

Go back to whatever it was you were doing...

:edit: Incidentally, this PC and the modem were the only things they left - though the fact they know now there is a motorbike in the gargre scares me a little...

FFS, sorry to hear about this Donor.
It's a really shitty and downright a pathetic thing that the barstards did, i fucken hope Karma bites them in the arse!
The more reason why i hate this part of town, there's SOME real lowlifes.
A while ago we had some barstards try to get into our place and lets just say that they didn't get tooooooo far:shit:, they'll never fuck with someone they don't know again.
You know how it is, it's who you know, :whistle:

Let us know if there is anything we can do to help in someway?

Sollyboy
14th April 2008, 20:26
fijian kauri? , you should have just got a fijian to guard the front door. mate that
sux arse , what next steel doors and bars on our windows?

Jeaves
14th April 2008, 20:36
thats shit mate :Oi:

My garage has space if you want to park ye steed out of the area for a bit.

next time leave two pieces of cake with a Neodymium magnet in each.

marty
14th April 2008, 22:08
Well, the 5-oh have just left our house...

...

how many days did you have to wait for them to attend?

Swoop
14th April 2008, 22:17
Fijian kauri is soft as all f*ck (being a softwood). Get a new hardwood door put on.

xwhatsit
15th April 2008, 03:25
Ghey, ghey, ghey. Really sorry to hear that, man :(

Do a burnout on their nuts with that minibike thing :blink:

Carlton?

skidMark
15th April 2008, 03:33
Gutted, but umm why no house alarm?

Bikernereid
15th April 2008, 05:08
Sorry to hear about your misfortune. It sucks to know that fooking tealeaves have been going through your private things and lifted what they deemed worth taking.

I would be very careful about getting your insurance replacement goods stolen. These sort of scum have the habit of going back to houses once all the new stuff has arrived. My friends got robbed 3 times. Beef up your security and maybe think of installing webcams for when you are out. Thieves have been caught this way and it is good evidence for when you go to court.

Finn
15th April 2008, 06:49
Having just relocated to Auckland from crime-free Wellington, this is not what I want to read.

Crime free Wellington?

Donor
15th April 2008, 09:35
how many days did you have to wait for them to attend?

All up? About 45 minutes, so no complaints there...


Gutted, but umm why no house alarm?

In the last 2 years, I have spent somewhere in the region of $50,000 on this place - pure and simple, we've been living on the bones of our arse. So, thanks to the scum we'll be extending several lines of credit and begging/borrowing to make the changes we need to not only run up further debt, but also make us effective prisoners in our own house.


I would be very careful about getting your insurance replacement goods stolen. These sort of scum have the habit of going back to houses once all the new stuff has arrived. My friends got robbed 3 times. Beef up your security and maybe think of installing webcams for when you are out. Thieves have been caught this way and it is good evidence for when you go to court.

Aye, will be installing a couple of toys when able that should help. A good geeky background and knowledge of wireless technology is a good thing.

Bikernereid
15th April 2008, 09:51
Those b*stards don't care how financiall strapped you are or that you have to work hard to have what you want in your home. I got burgled and we think it was the last tennants becaause the very high tech alarm was still on when we got home. They had no respect for the fact that my gramps had left me some of the stuff that got stolen or that I couldn't wear the underwear they had riffled through.

I hope that you get your place sorted so that potential thieving w*nkers think twice. I think anyone who streal should be branded, the arabs have the right idea and they have very little theft crime.



In the last 2 years, I have spent somewhere in the region of $50,000 on this place - pure and simple, we've been living on the bones of our arse. So, thanks to the scum we'll be extending several lines of credit and begging/borrowing to make the changes we need to not only run up further debt, but also make us effective prisoners in our own house.



Aye, will be installing a couple of toys when able that should help. A good geeky background and knowledge of wireless technology is a good thing.[/QUOTE]

Donor
15th April 2008, 10:26
Ghey, ghey, ghey. Really sorry to hear that, man :(

Do a burnout on their nuts with that minibike thing :blink:

Carlton?

Anything that's wet!


Crime free Wellington?

In all the times I have been to Wellington, I have never been burgled/robbed.

Suppose if I had been there more than twice, it might make a difference...


I hope that you get your place sorted so that potential thieving w*nkers think twice. I think anyone who streal should be branded, the arabs have the right idea and they have very little theft crime.

Now now, we can't have our criminals having their rights infringed, I mean, lop a hand off, how will they support their families and P habits?

scumdog
15th April 2008, 11:10
Wishing the burglars a slow painful death without leeching off the tax-payer any more...

Donor
15th April 2008, 13:10
Wishing the burglars a slow painful death without leeching off the tax-payer any more...

Restorative justice would be so much sweeter if they let you inflict physical pain... or death!

gijoe1313
15th April 2008, 13:37
Restorative justice would be so much sweeter if they let you inflict physical pain... or death!

Now now, you can't be so inhumane as that, you just put a bunch of them in one room with a potato peeler, then brick the room off! :whistle:

jetboy
15th April 2008, 16:51
If there is karma in this world, the wankers will be electrocuted in the fucking head from one of our appliances.


I certainly hope so - I hate thieves. Gutted to hear mate.




BUT I WILL HAVE TO SPEND MY BEER MONEY ON THE INSURANCE EXCESS!


...that reminds me. Your motorcycle theft excess just went up.....:whistle:

Big Dog
15th April 2008, 17:55
Try to be a little understanding.

Evens killer bees have rights, they need to feed their p habits too.

With any luck they will be a little too well fed this week.

But seriously, don't know what the current stats are but where there is not a visible beef up of security it used to be about 90% would be reburgled (when I was in security doing security appraisals in the mid 90's.
Often the original goods are not even fenced. Just discarded, they are of little or no use, they want your new goods.
When you re purchase all your goods:
* don't put the boxes out with the rubbish.
* don't get the goods delivered.
* if you have internal access to the garage unload the car in there.
* if you have internal access to the garage put a secure door on it. Garages are very easy to break in to and make very good "LZ" for stashing everything in one place so as to have as little exposure between collection and exit.
* if it is a big item like a fridge pick it up on a trailer covered in a blanket so it looks second hand.
* if you have mates with guns consider being seen carrying gun cases into the house. Does not have to have a real gun to have the same effect if you are being watched.
* if you have a dog consider arranging a run so that he/she can get to both doors.
* if they kicked down your door there is very little you can do about it unless you want to spend serious money, these bastards don't care about the neighbours knowing what is going on. If you secure the door too effectively they will go after your windows.
* trim your hedges.
* discard or secure any heavy objects lying around your garden loose.
* if you have a toolshed secure it.
* if you have plants under the windows prune them so that you can see the yard unimpeeded from your windows.
* if you can be arsed plant roses and other thorny bushes under windows.
* put a block of wood about 3 centimeters shorter than the ranch slider track in the track if you have one. This allows for a breeze without allowing anyone in, or the same length if you wnat it to be completely secure (short of them breaking the glass.
* if you have an alarm talk to your installer about a glass break sensor in areas of good ingress that you don't think that there is anything to steal.
These generally cost less than a PIR and can often protect several rooms if properly installed.
* if you have a large house get more peizo's installed. One at each likely point of ingress or egress and at any likely "LZ's"
* regular gatherings of bikers at your pad may just lower your property value but it will deter a lot of criminals if your known for having dropins on a fairly regular basis.

The security game is largely about making your house the least attractive of the houses in the street.
There is no point having an alarm unless people know you have one, but they should not know which one. By all means put up stickers that say Monitored by...
but don't put up the stickers that say the brand of house alarm you have purchsed.

Donor
15th April 2008, 19:12
Cheers Big Dog for them helpful and handy hints.

I've made an urgent dash to a store to buy a wireless alarm, which will hopefully make the insurance happy for 5 minutes, and possibly piss the scrotes off in future... well long enough til I get a decent BIG alarm installed.

ADT were kind enough to suggest they'd give me a FREE alarm if I signed up for monitoring... but having worked in their monitoring centre for a year and a half, HELL NO!

So latches, bolts and noisy things that go 'beep' will have to suffice for now...

Big Dog
15th April 2008, 19:53
Cheers Big Dog for them helpful and handy hints.

I've made an urgent dash to a store to buy a wireless alarm, which will hopefully make the insurance happy for 5 minutes, and possibly piss the scrotes off in future... well long enough til I get a decent BIG alarm installed.

ADT were kind enough to suggest they'd give me a FREE alarm if I signed up for monitoring... but having worked in their monitoring centre for a year and a half, HELL NO!

So latches, bolts and noisy things that go 'beep' will have to suffice for now...
That was quick, sure they did not knock you off?

Patrick
15th April 2008, 19:58
Restorative justice would be so much sweeter if they let you inflict physical pain... or death!

Will you run for PM???? You have my vote.....

Gubb
15th April 2008, 20:14
* regular gatherings of bikers at your pad may just lower your property value but it will deter a lot of criminals if your known for having dropins on a fairly regular basis.

Best. Idea. Ever.
Who's up for a crime deterrent party?

Donor
15th April 2008, 22:13
That was quick, sure they did not knock you off?

I contacted them - still have a contact or two in the industry... I just felt like a good laugh...

Donor
15th April 2008, 22:16
Will you run for PM???? You have my vote.....


Best. Idea. Ever.
Who's up for a crime deterrent party?

Right - party launch at my place - bring beer! :devil2:

Swoop
16th April 2008, 15:07
things that go 'beep' will have to suffice for now...
Things that go "bang" are more fun though!

Waxxa
16th April 2008, 17:47
Yo donor! seeing that you forget to buy lotto tickets, I'll buy one specifically for you this week and if it comes in, it'll pay for your upgrades and replace your gear.

Will let you know the results. :)

munterk6
16th April 2008, 18:03
Mate, know EXACTLY how you are feeling. When I got cleaned out a few years ago, they not only took all my stuff in the flat, they got in the garage and took the GSX-R !!!!!!
I found the bike 2kms from home, smashed up on the RHS and about 2k worth of damage.
HOPE THE DIRTY BROWN MUTHAFUCKA WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED!!!!!!
Anyway, now thats outa my system, hope you get your stuff back....

Patrick
16th April 2008, 20:56
Right - party launch at my place - bring beer! :devil2:

Mcgillicuddy Serious had some top policies... I liked the down sizing of Police dogs to Possums one...

Resurrection?????

Got heaps of "Ranfurlys" and "Viking" for the launch...:sick::puke:

Just kidding.....

thewifenz
20th April 2008, 12:49
:hug: and if there is justice in the world, the little sods will get what they deserve. As for those slagging where donor lives, it isnt just his area, I live in one of the "nice" areas of Papakura and we were burgled 10 years ago... It isnt just "some" areas that get knocked off....burglars are generally opportunists and will hit when and where they feel the urge.... Donor, the boy still wants to kit out a web cam and hard drive thingy for you guys...we are going to get the same thing, and I can lend you a set of jaws for a while if you like??

Waxxa
23rd April 2008, 17:10
Well Donor, I've checked your lotto ticket today and no luck I'm afraid. Bummer!

catchacrim
2nd May 2008, 23:02
Yet again a piece of $%& public has helped themselves to gear for free.
Yet again we lose our hardworked for items to get them stolen by scum.

We put alarms in,big Kauri door only to have it kicked in ....broad daylight means nothing to these scum.

Sorry to hear about your story pal,hopefully you get some info soon on what happened and who!!.

Hopefully we can help you.
Thanks and good luck