F#@king plastic surgeons...

[GIXser]

So i went in to have a few touch ups you know, a bit of botox etc, look what the fucker did to me, i asked for my money back....and he just laughed..
i cant say im happy about it , but its growing on me and people tell me it improves my features...:niceone:

[Usarka]

Bloody hell the whole left side of your face is rooted :gob:

[98tls]

'' I'll be back" or "soon to be complusary makeup for every towel head intending on leaving a USA airport"

[EJK]

Plastic Surgeons? You sure? I think I saw you riding without a helmet :lol:
looks more like an accident ;)

[bandit_girl]

So i went in to have a few touch ups you know, a bit of beautox etc, look what the fucker did to me, i asked for my money back....and he just laughed..
i cant say im happy about it , but its growing on me and people tell me it improves my features...:niceone:


:laugh:
very clever.

[Mikkel]

So who did the latex moulding?

[kiwifruit]

thats really well done man! (love the hair too)

[Mikkel]

Bloody hell the whole left side of your face is rooted :gob:

BTW - upon closer examination, I think it might actually be the right hand side... ;)

[Str8 Jacket]

BTW - upon closer examination, I think it might actually be the right hand side... ;)

No, I definately think he was right.

[FilthyLuka]

BTW - upon closer examination, I think it might actually be the right hand side... ;)

Think about it mate... (waits for the click noise)

[Sanx]

Dude. That's a massive improvement. But ... your hair? What's happened to the highlights?

[GIXser]

Dude. That's a massive improvement. But ... your hair? What's happened to the highlights?
they only put a temporary colour in , its nice and blonde for you hunny bunny...:yes:

[Number One]

BTW - upon closer examination, I think it might actually be the right hand side... ;)

The subtlety of Usarkas comment was lost on you wasn't it Mikkel....go have a lie down:sunny:

[Mikkel]

No, I definately think he was right.


Think about it mate... (waits for the click noise)


The subtlety of Usarkas comment was lost on you wasn't it Mikkel....go have a lie down:sunny:

...I don't get it...

[AllanB]

Weird that gave me a boner :doh:

Dam cheap wine.............

[Number One]

...I don't get it...

It's ok dude - your danish...we understand :buggerd:

[HTFU]

...I don't get it...

Don't worry I had the same problem trying to work out how the new rep system colour thing works.

This is what they are on about.
Put your hand on the left side of your face then go stand in front of a mirror. Now see what side of your face your hand is on in the mirror. Camera Lens = mirror.

[Mikkel]

It's ok dude - you're Danish...we understand :buggerd: ;)


Don't worry I had the same problem trying to work out how the new rep system colour thing works.

This is what they are on about.
Put your hand on the left side of your face then go stand in front of a mirror. Now see what side of your face your hand is on in the mirror. Camera Lens = mirror.

U r usin vry complctd werds - plz explin...

p.s. HTFU - It doesn't look to me as if the photo is taken via a mirror though...

[Number One]

;)



U r usin vry complctd werds - plz explin...

p.s. HTFU - It doesn't look to me as if the photo is taken via a mirror though...

Actually I thought that USARKA was saying that the dudes Left side was clearly the fucked up part...implying that he was but ugly before the *plastic surgery*

Clearly I was the only one that thought that....forgive me - I am Bulgarian :lol:

[Number One]

Oh and PS - thanks for the English lesson dude.

I spend all day actually giving a shit about that stuff but when I'm on KB I don't give a toss :rolleyes: so sue me - you got the point didn't ya

[Trudes]

Actually I thought that USARKA was saying that the dudes Left side was clearly the fucked up part...implying that he was but ugly before the *plastic surgery*

Clearly I was the only one that thought that....forgive me - I am Bulgarian :lol:

I took it that way too, and I'm not Bulgarian.:confused:

[Usarka]

Actually I thought that USARKA was saying that the dudes Left side was clearly the fucked up part...implying that he was but ugly before the *plastic surgery*

Clearly I was the only one that thought that....forgive me - I am Bulgarian :lol:

That's exactly what I was "implying" :whistle:

Pretty cool tho gixser - is that actually you, and if so are you going to scare the living shitvers out of people on the streets? get on a bus for a laugh with a hoody on.

[avgas]

told you not too look too closely at those spokes

[Number One]

Thanks for clearing that up Usarka

[Mikkel]

Actually I thought that USARKA was saying that the dudes Left side was clearly the fucked up part...implying that he was but ugly before the *plastic surgery*

Clearly I was the only one that thought that....forgive me - I am Bulgarian :lol:

Is your name Eva by any chance? :drool:


And while I appreciated that Ursaka might indeed have intended his remark at the beginning as a potshot I thought there was more hilarity in assuming that he just couldn't tell left from right... I messed it up a bit because I put right-hand side instead of right side in there - so that was another joke gone.
Still, I had my fun - I hope I wasn't the only one. :)

And now GIXser should spill the beans and tell us if it is indeed latex cosmetics or if it's something else :yes:

[Number One]

ok

Sorry I missed the hilarity....may have been because I've seen you *correcting* people so much lately that I assumed you were once again pointing out how clever you are compared to some of us...my bad

[HTFU]

;)



U r usin vry complctd werds - plz explin...

p.s. HTFU - It doesn't look to me as if the photo is taken via a mirror though...

and here I was trying to be clever. ;)

[Mikkel]

ok

Sorry I missed the hilarity....may have been because I've seen you *correcting* people so much lately that I assumed you were once again pointing out how clever you are compared to some of us...my bad

I have a feeling that no matter what I would ever write in reply to that comment would only increase the loathing I feel dripping from those words.

Peace.

[Number One]

I have a feeling that no matter what I would ever write in reply to that comment would only increase the loathing I feel dripping from those words.

Peace.

umm loathing...that's a dramatic over statement, I don't know you well enough for that.

Did take you a while to come back though....now I know why

Oh yeah...Peace

[Mikkel]

umm loathing...that's a dramatic over statement, I don't know you well enough for that.

Did take you a while to come back though....now I know why

Oh yeah...Peace

Sorry for being sluggish... Sometimes I actually think about not replying - but then again, as you probably have noticed, I can't really help myself. Besides there were the small matter of arranging electronic payment of some back-taxes...

[Bikernereid]

Awesome!!! Hope the rest of you is ok.

[PrincessBandit]

You could start hanging round with that reeeeeeeeaaaaaalllly weird woman (pretty sure she's a woman) who has all this plastic surgery in order to look like a cat. Will see if I can find a pic of her - truly a gross out - to put up here (unless someone esle can find one). Actually she probably might fit right in here, what with all the cat avatars I was reading about last night!!!:laugh:

[Bikernereid]

freaky cat woman

[nodrog]

So i went in to have a few touch ups you know, a bit of beautox etc, look what the fucker did to me, i asked for my money back....and he just laughed..
i cant say im happy about it , but its growing on me and people tell me it improves my features...:niceone:

that shit will buff out Ed, or you could just cover it up.

[GIXser]

im going back to the Surgeon today, to see if he can fix me up ... time will tell..

and yes it was latex, i took a mold of somthing else too... wanna see it :)
(ps about the face time will tell and all will be revealed (next week i think)

[Number One]

im going back to the Surgeon today...

How long did it take to do? Does look cool - though not while I'm eating my lunch..