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martybabe
15th April 2008, 10:54
I'm so bored after my Bay of quite a lot Holiday, Stuck in cause of the rain,so I've just taken one of the wifes HRT tablets to see what happens.I'm monitoring the results on the hour.Not much yet, but there may be a slight increase in the size of my left nipple, and my tolerance to the colour pink seems to be increasing.Oh and Johny Dep is starting to look mighty fine. :laugh:
EJK
15th April 2008, 11:01
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=71607

Are you guys alright?
Katman
15th April 2008, 11:08
Stop looking under your skirt.
CookMySock
15th April 2008, 11:21
have toke with it, you will get results much sooner.

DB
martybabe
15th April 2008, 11:27
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=71607

Are you guys alright?


Ahaha, Mighty fine, It's just the weather mate, It's like night time in the naki, romantic nightime with manilow on the stereo and a babycham or two. ah well back to the ironing.
martybabe
15th April 2008, 11:29
Stop looking under your skirt.

Fecks me,do you have a camera in my home?:o
MyGSXF
15th April 2008, 11:34
Oh and Johny Dep is starting to look mighty fine. :laugh:

If Nicolas Cage starts looking better than Johny, you're screwed :devil2:

MMmmm.. Nicolas Cage... :drool::drool:
Number One
15th April 2008, 11:50
Ha ha! Good experiment - keep us posted.

As for Johnny Depp lookin hot....you been trawling the Cock and Balls thread MBabe? BTW - thinking Johnny looks hot is completely natural and totally understandable.

Enjoy your ironing and don't forget to put the sharp crease in the front of your kids jeans :devil2:
PrincessBandit
15th April 2008, 11:50
romantic nightime with manilow on the stereo and a babycham or two

See katman, i'm not completely alone! :whistle:
007XX
15th April 2008, 11:53
Fecks me,do you have a camera in my home?:o

Surely by now, you're doing more than just looking? :shit:

If not...then you're really, really screwed! :rofl:
Usarka
15th April 2008, 11:54
Man I'm bored

Well get a wig then......
martybabe
15th April 2008, 11:58
If Nicolas Cage starts looking better than Johny, you're screwed :devil2:

MMmmm.. Nicolas Cage... :drool::drool:


MMM Nicolas cage makes my heart feel...Hello, that wasn't there before, Yay I've got boobies. No wait,that was there before. Note to self your a fat b'stard with man boobs. :lol:
martybabe
15th April 2008, 12:04
See katman, i'm not completely alone! :whistle:

Trust me PB you should not be using me to justify your taste in booze or music.It may have escaped your notice but i'm mad as a box of frogs.


Surely by now, you're doing more than just looking? :shit:

If not...then you're really, really screwed! :rofl:

Strangley I've gone right off sex, I prefer a good book now.Well the kids tire you out so much you know. :rolleyes:
jrandom
15th April 2008, 12:11
Yay I've got boobies.

:2thumbsup

<img src="http://i30.tinypic.com/4r88jm.jpg"/>
007XX
15th April 2008, 12:12
Strangley I've gone right off sex, I prefer a good book now.Well the kids tire you out so much you know. :rolleyes:

Get yourself a vibrator...it blows stereotypes right out the window :innocent:
martybabe
15th April 2008, 12:47
Get yourself a vibrator...it blows stereotypes right out the window :innocent:

Or a spa bath as I found out on my recent tiki tour. bubbles eh. :banana:
007XX
15th April 2008, 14:54
Or a spa bath as I found out on my recent tiki tour. bubbles eh. :banana:

Really? I had no idea...I don't really do stereotypes :laugh:

So...you lost some of that facial hair yet? If so, post a pic :devil2:
Stirts
15th April 2008, 15:09
So...you lost some of that facial hair yet? If so, post a pic :devil2:

Yeah I'm with 007XX on this!

Show us your moobs too!
007XX
15th April 2008, 16:00
Yeah I'm with 007XX on this!

Are you? :D..............where?....................C'mere! :hug:


Show us your moobs too!

Oh goawd...why oh why do you always have to go and ask that? :sick:

Say no to moobs!!!!!
Number One
15th April 2008, 16:03
Kids - Moobs are bad...

mmmmkay:jerry:
martybabe
15th April 2008, 16:08
Really? I had no idea...I don't really do stereotypes :laugh:


So...you lost some of that facial hair yet? If so, post a pic :devil2:

As I have the honour of knowing and loving loadsa ladies,I can confirm what you already know, there is no stereo typical woman and thank the lord for that.
Beard is still on the chin but I'm thinking of highlights. :lol:


Yeah I'm with 007XX on this!

Show us your moobs too!

I cant show you those,what kind of a girl do you think I am. :lol:
martybabe
15th April 2008, 16:14
Maybe two HRTs was two too many. :rolleyes:


Sorry you asked now eh. I quite like em.
007XX
15th April 2008, 16:16
Beard is still on the chin but I'm thinking of highlights. :lol:

I reckon a couple of reddish strands in there...:2thumbsup


I cant show you those,what kind of a girl do you think I am. :lol:

Thank heavens...there are some small mercies still in this crazy world! :blink:

Edit: I see that there isn't any after all...:crazy: :weep:
martybabe
15th April 2008, 17:05
Confession time. I was to lazy to get my glasses from the bed room so I took the HRT by mistake,:D it should have been my one a day asprin. It's all good I'm as manly as I'll ever be, no noticeable side effects apart from the mood swings. I do have a lot of female friends though,should I be concerened,do I need to buy a Honda.

Thanx all, see ya soon. mb