Smelly Farts?

[Mom]

Had a feed of curry last night that is haunting you this morning?

Over indulged in your favourite curried cauliflower and cheese sauce?

Fear not, there is a product that will eliminate those disgusting odours!

http://www.garmentguard.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=8

[Subike]

:Oi:
smelly farts are wonderfull
got myself a front row view of the strippers at the hororata ralley because of one.
too many tall fellas in front of me
couldnt see nuttin but leather jackets
dropped a smelly fart.........front row parted like the red sea
ahhhh the view! the view! the v............:chase:

[Goblin]

:laugh: How the hell do you find these things? Some people have way too much time on their hands.:rolleyes:

I confess....it was the cabbage last night. :o Got plenty of volume but no odour.

[Stirts]

But girls don't fart!

[007XX]

But girls don't fart!

It is an ability which needs careful and tender nurturing...:devil2:

I didn't "pass wind" until I met my beloved 007XY. The bugger has some of the nastiest farts I have ever smelt, especially if he's eaten any onions. Then he looks coyly at me, with an angel face, and says: "but, I made it for you with looooove"...

So now, I brew up a particularly nasty batch every once in a while, in a very loving way of course...:rofl:

Chemical warfare is a very unsalubrious pastime, albeit a very funny one...

[Mom]

:laugh: How the hell do you find these things? Some people have way too much time on their hands.:rolleyes:

I confess....it was the cabbage last night. :o Got plenty of volume but no odour.

Believe it or not the trusty Harold provided the link in Sideswipe this morning, could not resist, I know a certain house guest of ours last weekend could certainly have done with one...LOL


But girls don't fart!

I certainly dont! :innocent:

[Stirts]

So now, I brew up a particularly nasty batch every once in a while, pull the covers over 007XY in a very loving way of course...

Chemical warfare is a very unsalubrious pastime, albeit a very funny one...

I have much to learn!

[nodrog]

But girls don't fart!


I certainly dont! :innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwSd-cepabc&feature=related

[Goblin]

But girls don't fart!No. Quite right...we "pass wind".


It is an ability which needs careful and tender nurturing...:devil2:

I didn't "pass wind" until I met my beloved 007XY. The bugger has some of the nastiest farts I have ever smelt, especially if he's eaten any onions. Then he looks coyly at me, with an angel face, and says: "but, I made it for you with looooove"...

So now, I brew up a particularly nasty batch every once in a while, in a very loving way of course...:rofl:

Chemical warfare is a very unsalubrious pastime, albeit a very funny one...:laugh: :clap: You evil woman. :devil2:

[Stirts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwSd-cepabc&feature=related

That can't be a girl.....she isn't multi tasking!

[007XX]

I have much to learn!

I'm always happy to teach...:devil2:



:laugh: :clap: You evil woman. :devil2:

Hmmm...that's the beauty of marriage, isn't it? An eye for an eye...:rofl:

[Trudes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwSd-cepabc&feature=related

Lucky she was near a toilet, if she'd tried any harder she'd have shat herslef!

[Trudes]

How's this farter, must be bad when you can't stand your own farts!! Lay off the Coke!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avSoKXtaA68&feature=related

[Trudes]

Have you ever noticed that some people always have the sme odor to their farts? My hubby tries to blame some of his on me, but mine don't smell like that, his always smell the same. Rotten fucker!:crybaby:

[yungatart]

Mom, won't someone think of the deaf people!
How will they get to enjoy farts if they don't smell???

[Maha]

Dont eat to much White Chocolate, the end results are not good...!
You get that real bad pain low down and then just when you think its wind?...na ha

[mstriumph]

.................
Hmmm...that's the beauty of marriage, isn't it? An eye for an eye...:rofl: that's doing it up a little brown ............ :shutup:

[007XX]

that's doing it up a little brown ............ :shutup:

Eeerrr...sorry, pink actually...:whistle:

[mstriumph]

:pinch: too much information ........ :pinch:

[007XX]

You started it....:nya: :shake:

[jrandom]

Hmmm...that's the beauty of marriage, isn't it?

My ex-wife used to brew up the worst farts, drop them in the car on rainy days with the windows wound up, and keep a straight and demure face until I started choking and gasping.

Bitch.

Unfortunately, I've always had ridiculously good digestion. It's very difficult for me to eat anything that'll reliably give me a good case of the farts, so she pretty much always had the upper hand.

We have a court appointment to sign our divorce papers on 23 May this year.

:2thumbsup

[007XX]

Bitch.


I'm sure that if you don't know why you deserved it, she does...:laugh:

[jrandom]

I'm sure that if you don't know why you deserved it, she does...:laugh:

Oh, you'd love her.

I sincerely hope that you two never meet.

:crazy:

[Mom]

Mom, won't someone think of the deaf people!
How will they get to enjoy farts if they don't smell???

Reminds me of a joke. Wife sends her hubby to the doctors because he suffers from extremely loud and smelly flatulence. Incidentally the husband denies it completely but to keep the peace agrees to go to the doctor.

He tells the Doc what his wife reckons is wrong with him. Doc prescribes some pills and asks the husband to return in one week. He duely returns and reports to the doc that his wife is much happier, no more smells apparently, but he still denies he farts at all!

Doctor says, "Great! We have cured the smell, now we need to work on your hearing".

[Stirts]

Did Phillip fart? What do you think?




The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen's face!

[nodrog]

Did Stirts fart? What do you think?




The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen's face!


its a Royal Flush!

[007XX]

Look at the Queen's face!

"We are not amused!!! Off with his head!!"

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/csl2972l.jpg

[Laava]

In the lower pic, looks like ol' Phil is leaning into it for anothery!