Two ladies talking in heaven

[S&S]

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
alive :cold:

[WRT]

Three men were standing at the Pearly Gates. It had been a particularly busy day so Peter told the first one, "We're just about fullup at the moment so we're only going to admit people who've had particularly horrible deaths. What's your story?"

The first one replies, "Well, I'd suspected my wife of cheating on me, so today I came home early to try and catch her. As I came to my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching couldn't reveal where this other guy could be hiding. So I went out to the balcony and sure enough, there was this bloke hanging off the railing. I was really mad so I started beating and kicking him, but he wouldn't fall off. So I went back to my apartment, got a hammer, and started bashing his fingers. He let go and fell, but he fell in the bushes, stunned but okay. I was so angry I rushed into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge. It landed on him, killing him instantly. My wife, angry that I had killed him, came out to the balcony and shot me to death."

"That sounds like a pretty bad death to me," said St Peter, so he let the man in.

"It's been a very strange day," said the second man. "You see, I live on the 26th floor of an apartment building, and every afternoon I exercise on the balcony. Well today I fell off the balcony, but luckily, I managed to grab the railing of the balcony below. Suddenly, this madman ran out of his apartment and started kicking and beating me. Then he got a hammer and started smashing my fingers. I fell, but landed in the bushes, stunned but unharmed. Then a refridgerator fell out of the sky and landed on me, killing me."

St Peter said, "Wow, you had a horrible death, okay go into Heaven."

The third man said, "Okay, picture this. I'm hiding naked in a refridgerator..."

["D" FZ1]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[placidfemme]

haha what a silly place to hide!

[Freakshow]

Great start to the morning thanks

[Stirts]

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.



1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

[Meanie]

Nice................

[DarkLord]

:lol:

Good one.

[007XX]

:rofl: Nice one!!!!

[Sully60]

:lol: :lol: :lol: olo llo ooo lll.

Fark I cant even type it anymore.


That's a good one Stirts.

I shall be using that one in polite conversation for some toyme.

Thanks.

[Number One]

Thanks for the giggle

Must spread before giving you the lurve again :wari:

[Wheeliemonsta]

Two women meet when they both arrive in heaven.

The first woman says "Hi! My name is Wanda."

The second woman says "Hi! I'm Kelly, how'd you die?"

Wanda replies "I froze to death."

Kelly winces "How horrible!"

Wanda reassures her "It wasn't so bad.. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

Kelly replies "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I cam home early to ctach him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

Wanda asks "So, what happened?"

Kelly continues "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

Wanda looks thoughtful, before she says "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive."

[Ragingrob]

Ha! Didn't see that coming

[EJK]

Ouch! Heart broken! :pinch:

[kevfromcoro]

ha ha .good one