Gay jokes

[firefighter]

IF YOUR GAY DONT READ YOULL BE OFFENDED!!!


What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?

What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence

A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"

Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job

[98tls]

Wahoo this will last 5 minutes,being a faggot is aceptable these days and no longer are we allowed to loathe or laugh at those who chose to stick there dick in another mans shithole.Strange but true.

[firefighter]

hahaha, yeah I know i'll probably get red repp'd to bits for it by some new age metro homo..........too bad if they don't like it they don't have to read it.

[firefighter]

wow already red reppd! not meant to offend, if you don't like it don't read it.....or learn to laugh at yaself for christs sake. :shifty::whocares:

[skidMark]

wow already red reppd! not meant to offend, if you don't like it don't read it.....or learn to laugh at yaself for christs sake. :shifty::whocares:


Well this forum does have alot of honda owners.

[98tls]

Well this forum does have alot of honda owners. Says a guy called skidmark in a thread on poo pushing.:shifty:

[98tls]

wow already red reppd! not meant to offend, if you don't like it don't read it.....or learn to laugh at yaself for christs sake. :shifty::whocares: :pinch:really damn that was quick,never mind mate a red rep is nothing compared to the shit :doh:that must be in some guys head that allows him to accept that doing that shit:doh:is normal.

[skidMark]

Says a guy called skidmark in a thread on poo pushing.:shifty:


You were the one who wanted it on ya chest.

[firefighter]

:pinch:really damn that was quick,never mind mate a red rep is nothing compared to the shit :doh:that must be in some guys head that allows him to accept that doing that shit:doh:is normal.

Yeah I think some guys needa get a sense of humour......I didn't realise how sensitive and sulky a site full of bikers could be! I recommend they stay away from ANY firestation! :baby:

[98tls]

You were the one who wanted it on ya chest. :rolleyes:The good old Cleveland steamer.

[Oakie]

Yeah I think some guys needa get a sense of humour......I didn't realise how sensitive and sulky a site full of bikers could be! I recommend they stay away from ANY firestation! :baby:

Are you saying all firemen are gay? I guess it's the running around all day grappling with the big hoses that does it?

(PT. Much respect for firemen)

[firefighter]

Are you saying all firemen are gay? I guess it's the running around all day grappling with the big hoses that does it?

(PT. Much respect for firemen)

hahaha, what??? I don't know how you got that I was referring to the rude comments we make which are usually repeated at volume! (yet to meet a gay fireman, well that I know of....)

[98tls]

hahaha, what??? I don't know how you got that I was referring to the rude comments we make which are usually repeated at volume! (yet to meet a gay fireman, well that I know of....) Beware of those closest to you.:rolleyes:

[firefighter]

Beware of those closest to you.:rolleyes:

yeah and the quiet ones.....

[MidnightMike]

Very good, green to you firefighter. :jerry:

A big :finger: to those who either lack a sense of humour, or enjoy having a dick that looks like an organic chocolate eclair :buggerd: :sick:

[EroSamnin]

LOL SICK.

Fags and people who get all "boo hoo" about jokes are so gay.:buggerd:

[Magua]

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

[98tls]

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat. Give it a few minutes as you have forgotten a microwave cooks from the inside out.

[Krusti]

Seeing that I am off to Brockback country next month and will be sharing a motel unit with another guy fo 7 months I purchased today....One container vaseline and one tube of bonjella. At least I won't feel a thing...:buggerd::lol:

[98tls]

Seeing that I am off to Brockback country next month and will be sharing a motel unit with another guy fo 7 months I purchased today....One container vaseline and one tube of bonjella. At least I won't feel a thing...:buggerd::lol: No need for a motel mate just park up in a rest area close to a major center and sooner or later a car load of whores will show up.

[xwhatsit]

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

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[Oakie]

hahaha, what??? I don't know how you got that I was referring to the rude comments we make which are usually repeated at volume! (yet to meet a gay fireman, well that I know of....)

Hmmm. In the clear light of day and now without a rum in my hand, I'm not sure how I made that leap either. Ah well. Rum obviously provides clarity!

[shafty]

yeah and the quiet ones.....

...yeah and the ones practising on the pole for longer periods than normal..........

[flyingcrocodile46]

...yeah and the ones practising on the pole for longer periods than normal..........

ROTFLMFAO :lol:

[ynot slow]

Why don't lesbians' coffins have any screws,they don't need them or nails as they are all tongue and grooved.

If people get offended tough,the title says it all.Similar to those who go on about TV programmes,they don't have to watch.

[Gubb]

What did one condom say to the other condom outside a gay bar?

Let's go in and get shit-faced!

[deanohit]

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[skidMark]

...yeah and the ones practising on the pole for longer periods than normal..........


Coming from a guy named shafty? :dodge:

[Badger8]

:whistle: :whistle:
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[Fatjim]

Q. What should a straight guy never say in a gay bar?

A. May I push your stool in?


Now all you queer faggot bent as homos, go on red rep me!

[awayatc]

Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".

So the boyfriend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the boyfriend. "No really", the guys says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the guys ass and is feeling around when he touches something.

"Hey, I found something,"says the boyfriend. "Well take it out," says the guy. The boyfriend pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex. The guy starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"

[Blossom]

How do you know when you have walked into a lesbian bar?


Even the pool table doesn't have any balls. :lol:

[awayatc]

A biker dies and goes to hell.

The Devil says to him "I gotta ask you a couple questions, do you like to smoke?" The biker answers "Ya, I love to smoke." The Devil says "Good you'll like Mondays we smoke everything cigarettes, cigars, weed everything."

"Now do you like to drink?" The biker says "Of course I love to drink." The Devil replies "Great we drink everything on Tuesdays you will fit in great."

"Do you like to have sex?" Biker says "Hell ya sex is the best." The Devil smiles and replies "We have sex with every type of woman you could think of on Wedesdays."

And the Devil finally says "Now, are you gay?" The biker frowns and answers "NO I'm not gay! And the Devil looks down and finishes "Your gonna hate Thursdays.":buggerd:

[Disco Dan]

This thread is a great reflection on how narrow-minded the KB pool is...

More gay jokes!!!

[awayatc]

Was at a gay BBQ the other day..................
No cunt there, and the sausages tasted like shit.....:banana::chase::buggerd:

[awayatc]

wow already red reppd! not meant to offend, if you don't like it don't read it.....

Was not red! more of a carmen pink.... Red is so boorish...yak:spanking:

You are not a man until you had one.......:buggerd:

yeah right:doctor:

[ynot slow]

Twist on a smoke add years ago.


9 out of 10 gay guys who have tried "camels" prefer men.:devil2:


Ok it was originally prefer women,but this is a gay joke thread.

[ynot slow]

The worst thing about getting suppositories is if the quack is gay,the second worse thing is you feel one hand on ya shoulder,then something inserted, then after a minute the other hand on ya shoulder,and the suppository is on the table.

[ukbandit]

Seeing that I am off to Brockback country next month and will be sharing a motel unit with another guy fo 7 months I purchased today....One container vaseline and one tube of bonjella. At least I won't feel a thing...:buggerd::lol:

man that will be used up in a week!! then what you gonna do?:crybaby:

[Storm]

Q. What should a straight guy never say in a gay bar?

A. May I push your stool in?


Now all you queer faggot bent as homos, go on red rep me!

Also , dont use the toast
"bottoms up"
or the exclamation
"fuck me"

[ukbandit]

3 gays in a pub, just been for a curry.
sitting talking one of them farts! phhffffffffff they all laugh.
the second one farts phhhhffffffff (both farts just no go in them )
the third farts PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
the other two gays shout "you virgin" :yawn::yawn: sorry this joke is lame

[ukbandit]

how do you get 4 gays on a stool?

turn it up side down!:niceone:

[flyingcrocodile46]

There's these two gay men living in one house. One morning one of the gay men woke up to hear strangesounds coming from the bathroom. He walked in only to see his partner jacking off with a condom on. He said"What the hell are you doing!" His partner replied "Oh, just packing your lunch."


THESE TWO FAGS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN THEY SEE A DOG SITTING ON THE SIDEWALK LICKING HIS BALLS ...THE FIRST FAG POINTS TO THE DOG AND SAYS THE OTHER "BOY I WISH I COULD DO THAT" ..HIS FRIEND TURNS TO HIM AND SAYS "WELL MAYBE IF YOU PET HIM REAL NICE HE'LL LET YA !!


What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do doctors do with the foreskins after circumcisions?
Sell them to fags for chewing gum.


WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF TOTAL CONFUSION ???
TWENTY BLIND LESBIANS AT A FISH MARKET !!!

[inlinefour]

What do you call an island full of lesbians? Licka Land.

Two ladyboys on the side of the road complaining about how tough things are. First one says "had to give this guy sex just for the bus fare home"!
2nd looks at the first peering over the sunglasses and said "thats nothing, I had to give this guy a blowjob for free, just so I could get something warm in my stomach"!!

A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man.
In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.
He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next he picked up a hacksaw.
The lover terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

[ynot slow]

.
The lover terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Waste of a garage.Use a kitset garden shed.

[PuppetMaster]

wow already red reppd! not meant to offend, if you don't like it don't read it.....or learn to laugh at yaself for christs sake. :shifty::whocares:


Post the red repper's faggy name. He must want to cum out of the closet.

[firefighter]

Post the red repper's faggy name. He must want to cum out of the closet.

I dunno who its from......

[awayatc]

I dunno who its from......

He probably doesn't want to come out of the closet....:(

[awayatc]

Post the red repper's faggy name. He must want to cum out of the closet.

Walkin wardrobe that one....he doesn't care where he cums.....:buggerd:

[Beemer]

Waste of a garage.Use a kitset garden shed.

Not if it's not his garage...

[inlinefour]

Not if it's not his garage...

I doubt that a kitset garden shed would even burn, let alone be strong enough to hold a vice. I posted that one because I liked the evilness of it. This one I got emailed today:

GOODBYE LETTER



Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell
me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.*

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new
haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of
silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you
don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either
you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case,
I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West
Virginia together! Have a great life!



Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man
is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because
they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that
doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the
first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since
my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice,
I didn't comment . And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must
have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork
seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99
price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that
my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After
all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. **So
when I hit the lotto f or ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought
us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were
gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So
take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was
born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.

[flyingcrocodile46]

A gay couple are driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at
a stop sign, they are rear ended by a big semi. Furiously, the guy in
the passenger side throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car,
goes back to the truck and starts banging on the door.
The truck driver opens the door and the gay guy, standing there
with his hands on his hips, says, "I'm gonna sue your ass, Buddy!"
The truck driver, laughs and says, "Suck my dick!"
The gay guy stands there for a second, then his eyes get really
big and his face lights up. He runs back to the car, and says excitedly
to his lover, "You won't believe it, he wants to settle out of court!"

[bandit_girl]

:laugh:
hillariously funny Jokes.

[No FX]

Q. What should a straight guy never say in a gay bar?

A. May I push your stool in?


Now all you queer faggot bent as homos, go on red rep me!

Nor should he enter the smoking area and ask "Can I bum a fag?"

[Badger8]

Why do gays prefer ribbed condoms?

Better traction in the mud

[short-circuit]

hahaha, yeah I know i'll probably get red repp'd to bits for it by some new age metro homo..........too bad if they don't like it they don't have to read it.

Homophobes are queers in denial - Pretty much a proven psychological fact.

[driftn]

What does GAY stand for???


Got Aids Yet.:laugh:

[ynot slow]

What does GAY stand for???


Got Aids Yet.:laugh:

Nah GAY-Got arse yet.

[Southern man]

Two gay guys sitting at a table in a restaraunt. Elderly copule at the next table when the woman starts chocking on a chicken bone. Old fella starts asking for help. Two gays look at each other and one jumps up on the table and drops his pants. Bends over and parts the checks of his arse. Other gay jumps up and starts licking his arse hole. The elderly lady chocking sees this and then vomits spitting out the chicken bone. Two gays get down and one says to the other. "works every time the hind lick manouver":shit:

[P38]

Whats the shortest conversation two homosexual cowboys can have with each other?


Yup? ........ Yip!

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