Cooking the chicken?

[Disco Dan]

Can you cook a chicken in the microwave, straight out of the freezer?

[skidMark]

Can you cook a chicken in the microwave, straight out of the freezer?

You've flown the coop dan.

[Disco Dan]

Forgot to make dinner eh dan? lol

Yep, good guess.


So?

[Bikernereid]

Would not recommend it at all. Get a take-away

[Ixion]

Yes, but you must put it through a defrost cycle first.

Then a cook cycle , and then brown it for 10/15 minutes under a griller or it will be eatable but taste and look completely dreary

[Disco Dan]

1100 watt microve.. been going full tit for about 5 minutes.

...I will go press the defrost button...

[skidMark]

1100 watt microve.. been going full tit for about 5 minutes.

...I will go press the defrost button...


LOL

im really wondering which of you is the turkey.

[Disco Dan]

Yes, but you must put it through a defrost cycle first.

Then a cook cycle , and then brown it for 10/15 minutes under a griller or it will be eatable but taste and look completely dreary


Would not recommend it at all. Get a take-away
Frozen breasts and half cooked thighs... I thought it was all over when I peered inside.

Thanks :wari: *defrosting the bird* :wari:

[skidMark]

Frozen breasts and half cooked thighs... I thought it was all over when I peered inside.

Thanks :wari: *defrosting the bird* :wari:

I thought ya liked firm tits dan...

And i thought you liked getting your cock between thighs?

[Ixion]

Don't forget to make a quick sauce for the chicken. Just a basic white sauce, and then add whatever the cupboard affords. b

And cook some rice, quick and simple.

Some soy sauce, a spoonful of honey, a quick flick along the spice shelf and it'll be an asian delight. Sort of.

Good old fashioned Kiwi nosh, can't beat it.

[skidMark]

Don't forget to make a quick sauce for the chicken. Just a basic white sauce, it'll be an asian delight. Sort of.

Good old fashioned Kiwi spoof, beat it.

Ixion you dirty old man!

[Mikkel]

I read the thread topic as "Cooking the Children" - time to go to bed methinks...

[Usarka]

Bollox, chuck it in the microwave on full power. Check it every 5 minutes until in appears cooked.

no worries.

[skidMark]

I read the thread topic as "Cooking the Children" - time to go to bed methinks...


LOL

You need help bro lol

[Disco Dan]

I'm gunna eat you little chicken....



...oh yeah, after the "defrosting" this fine size 18 was able to fit in the oven. Just.

[skidMark]

I'm gunna eat you little chicken....



...oh yeah, after the "defrosting" this fine size 18 was able to fit in the oven. Just.


Your a bloodey worry boy lol

[Skyryder]

Can you cook a chicken in the microwave, straight out of the freezer?

No. Ya gota defrost first. Check out the weight in Kg. Chicken might take about 45 mins or more. I shove mine in the fridge the day before or in the morning. Shove ya hand up the arse and make sure the plastic bag of giblets are removed that if it has one. Plastic flavoure stuffing is not good.


Skyryder

[skidMark]

No. Ya gota defrost first. Check out the weight in Kg. Chicken might take about 45 mins or more. I shove mine in the fridge the day before or in the morning. Shove ya hand up the arse and make sure the plastic bag of giblets are removed that if it has one. Plastic flavoure stuffing is not good.


Skyryder

Bit late there...

and that isnt it's arse ya reaching up...

meow.

[Disco Dan]

Don't forget to make a quick sauce for the chicken. Just a basic white sauce, and then add whatever the cupboard affords. b

And cook some rice, quick and simple.

Some soy sauce, a spoonful of honey, a quick flick along the spice shelf and it'll be an asian delight. Sort of.

Good old fashioned Kiwi nosh, can't beat it.

Will have to wait until it's cooked as I need the microwave for the rice and cant run both ovens at the same time without tripping the circuit breaker. Which is upstairs, in the separate flat.

[shafty]

Which brings to mind the age old kids joke, - the difference between a "shirt lifter" and a microwave? The microwave doesn't brown ya meat.

Enjoy!

[CookMySock]

Just buy a cooked chicken from the supermarket and steam some veg to go with it.

If you really want to cook something, throw some frozen chicken pieces straight outa the freezer in a roasting dish, squeeze a lemon into the roasting dish, finely grate half a lemon zest into it, a big cup of water, sprinkle with chicken salt or ordinary salt, cook at 180degC for about an hour.

Then put the veg on - not too much water - steam them, but don't boil them dry coz it will stink the place out real bad.

Cooking a whole chicken is pain. It takes ages, and if it was frozen its hard to get it right.

DB

[Skyryder]

Bit late there...

and that isnt it's arse ya reaching up...

meow.


Pussy has spoken :jerry:

Skyryder

[Maha]

1100 watt microve.. been going full tit for about 5 minutes.

...I will go press the defrost button...

You need a husband........;)

[Skyryder]

So how did the chicken turnout??

Skyryder

[Chickadee]

You may not have one Disco, but here's some useful info for those that do have one (or might be considering getting one).

You can stick a frozen chook in your slow cooker and leave it on low all day (start around 8 or 9am), and by 4/5pm yummy, all ready to eat.

HFG Magazine did a test of food safety with this version of cooking a chook (passed with flying colours) and I've cooked a chook like this several times.

I hope you didn't get sick with your frozen cook in the oven Disco!

[PrincessBandit]

Am I the only oldfashioned one around here? After having microwaved chook several times as far as I'm concerned the only options are OVEN or fry pan. Have yet to bake (cakes, muffins etc.) successfully in the m'wave as well. I agree with DB regarding the chicken - if it hasn't been thawed first you're better off just popping down to the local supermarket and buying one - just as cheap probably, and a darn side faster than waiting for defrosting and cooking. Just my opinion.

[Disco Dan]

It was yum. even made a gravy from the dripping...

[firefighter]

holy shit dude I was a chef for 5 years, that is really dangerous you need to defrost it then cook it! or youll get sick!:sick:

[Disco Dan]

holy shit dude I was a chef for 5 years, that is really dangerous you need to defrost it then cook it! or youll get sick!:sick:

It was cooked through.. my electronic fork thingy said it was cooked?

[CookMySock]

holy shit dude I was a chef for 5 years, that is really dangerous you need to defrost it then cook it! or youll get sick!:sick:naw thats bogus. You CAN pull a chook outa the freezer and boof it straight in the conventional oven. In fact thats the safest way to cook almost any frozen food.

The idea is minimize the time the food is in the temperature dangerzone - and if you cook it right from frozen, there is the minimum possible warm-time.

DB - licensed food handler for 20 years.

[kevfromcoro]

It was yum. even made a gravy from the dripping...

Did it really come out OK??
I done one in the mickywave once,,,and it tasted like shit.
mind u.. it was a while ago..mayebe they have changed by now..

[flyingcrocodile46]

Did it really come out OK??
I done one in the mickywave once,,,and it tasted like shit.
mind u.. it was a while ago..mayebe they have changed by now..

Chicken Casseroles aren't too bad in the microwave and fish cooks ok

[skidMark]

I like apples...

http://www.publichealthgreybruce.on.ca/home/NewsEvents/2006/Aug/Fruit%20&%20Vegs%20attachment.jpg

[flyingcrocodile46]

Here... Catch!

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[skidMark]

Here... Catch!




Thats awesome LOL