Game: Camping.

[hXc]

Alright, this is a game where we're going camping. And I'm going to say what I'm going to bring, and you say what you want to bring, but you can only bring certain things. Figure out the rules. When the rule has been figured out, we'll start a new rule. Simple.

I'm bringing coffee.

[sAsLEX]

I am bringing a rifle.

[skidMark]

Rule.

No women.

Makes it a bit brokeback mountain, buts get rid of the ewww whats that etc etc...

Ok fine proper women are permitted but no prissy ones.

Just to be sure no Honda riders either.

[yungatart]

Eggs...for your father and you, of course.
Everyone knows I don't do eggs!

[hXc]

I am bringing a rifle.Nah, no rifles.


blahblahblahNope.


Eggs...for your father and you, of course.
Everyone knows I don't do eggs!Eggs you can bring.

[MSTRS]

I'll bring....johnnies

[SpankMe]

Nah, no rifles.

You say camping or fagging.

I'm bringing a rifle and shottie.

So is it deer or pigs?

[hXc]

I'll bring....johnniesYeh, you can bring them, but be careful.


You say camping or fagging.

I'm bringing a rifle and shottie.

So is it deer or pigs?No rifle. But a shottie, I will allow.

[hXc]

A llama would be cool. I'm bringing a llama.

[kiwifruit]

condoms :buggerd:

[hXc]

condoms :buggerd:No condoms.
But KY Jelly is coming.

[kiwifruit]

No condoms

S.T.D F.T.W

[SpankMe]

No rifle. But a shottie, I will allow.

OK, so who's bringing the ammo. I need some 12 gauge saboted slugs for the pump, and some .410 3" magnum rifled slugs and .45 pistol rounds for the 410 s/s shottie :D

[yungatart]

Yellow leotards?

[hXc]

OK, so who's bringing the ammo. I need some 12 gauge saboted slugs for the pump, and some .410 3" magnum rifled slugs and .45 pistol rounds for the 410 s/s shottie :DAmmo is allowed, but would be useless unless it's shottie ammo, otherwise you can't use it.

[hXc]

Yellow leotards?Yellow leotards, yeh.

[yungatart]

..and a mirror

[MSTRS]

will there be jelly wrestling?

[hXc]

A mirror I will allow.

[hXc]

will there be jelly wrestling?Where there is jelly, there is wrestling.


WARNING: There could be a few teenagers on this camp if I decide so.

[Firefight]

........

the family that plays together stays together..


well done you lot


F/F

[MSTRS]

Where there is jelly, there is wrestling.



Gorgeous wimmin? I shall bring...

[SpankMe]

Ammo is allowed, but would be useless unless it's shottie ammo, otherwise you can't use it.

000 buckshot then. But you have to hold down the wounded pig while I finish him off.

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[hXc]

000 buckshot then.Shotshells...you can bring them.

We need gumboots, I'll bring some gumboots.

[yungatart]

I'll bring a mattress and a sleeping bag..but i'm not sharing with you lot..you're right dodgy!

[BiK3RChiK]

I'm bringing the tent

[smoky]

I'll bring gingernuts, you can't go camping without ginger nuts to dunk in your coffee

[hXc]

I'll bring a mattress and a sleeping bag..but i'm not sharing with you lot..you're right dodgy!I've changed my mind. I'm gunna bring a boob, you can't bring a mattress though, I don't want any mattresses on this camp.

[hXc]

I'm bringing the tent


I'll bring gingernuts, you can't go camping without ginger nuts to dunk in your coffeeNah we don't need them sorry.

[smoky]

Nah we don't need them sorry.

I'll just have to go camping by myself then

[homer]

has some one got the crate yet

[hXc]

I'll just have to go camping by myself thenGo camping by yourself then. I bet you won't have a race car.

[hXc]

has some one got the crate yetCan't bring a crate.

[BiK3RChiK]

I'll bring matches then and a tomahawk

[MSTRS]

Jelly wrestling is out then? Bugger. I'd convinced Eve and Ava to attend...

[yungatart]

Will there be a river...so I can bring a kayak.

[hXc]

I'll bring matches then and a tomahawkCan't at all bring either of them!
I would murder for a jar of red rum.

[MSTRS]

Toot toot...let me in.

[hXc]

Toot toot...let me in.Tut tut. Sure, you can bring your toot toot.

[BiK3RChiK]

meh! Wot sort of camping is this?

[MSTRS]

meh! Wot sort of camping is this?

Like nothing you've ever done before.
:devil2:

[skidMark]

You say camping or fagging.

I'm bringing a rifle and shottie.

So is it deer or pigs?


dear pigs n skid's...

hang on...

i'm a skid....ahh shit.

[martybabe]

A snorkel some gumboots and some custard all to use together for a one time only treet,ooh and some antiseptic for after. You'll not forget this camp matey. :banana:

[Meekey_Mouse]

Fire works, warming alcohol (vodka, yaga etc) and a spud gun! Oh and a guitar for around the campfire....

[BiK3RChiK]

Fire works, warming alcohol (vodka, yaga etc) and a spud gun! Oh and a guitar for around the campfire....

There's no camp fire 'cause I'm not allowed to bring either the tomahawk or the matches!

[MSTRS]

Too bad, I hid a boot

[turtleman]

Repellant ? Gotta keep the Mossies away.....

[homer]

can you bring a still , to make alcohol

[Maha]

I will bring Twister and a Guitar

[BiK3RChiK]

I'll bring the pack of cards

[homer]

ill bring the steak

[hXc]

Nobody gets this game do they?

[Maha]

I will bring my.......Spiderman Suit.
The Cat Women one is at the Cleaners...:eek:

[homer]

Nobody gets this game do they?

well can you kinda explain
me must be all noobs atm

[BiK3RChiK]

Nobody gets this game do they?

Well, not the ones posting here anyway... Maybe you frightened the ones who get it off?:jerry::jerry::jerry:

p/t

[Dilligaf]

marshmallows? Can I bring them....
No wait, no matches.... no point in marshmallows then... Unless
a lighter?

[homer]

come on explain plz
this looks interesting , but im not carrying everything
Can i bring a motorbike

[hXc]

I explained at the start!
It's a game. The starter of the game states they are going camping and they say something they're going to take, and the other people say things and the starter says they can or cannot take it. There is a rule to what you can and can't take, and the people posting are trying to guess what the rule is.

The first rule for this one was double letters (Coffee, eggs, jelly etc)
Now it's a new rule. Figure it out by posting things and eliminating what it isn't.

[hXc]

marshmallows? Can I bring them....
No wait, no matches.... no point in marshmallows then... Unless
a lighter?


come on explain plz
this looks interesting , but im not carrying everything
Can i bring a motorbike
Nope, none of them are coming.

[homer]

im bringing a hairdryer

[martybabe]

ohh! right. Can you pm me the new rule sos I can look clever on here please. thank you. x :rolleyes:

I shall bring a tart.

[firefighter]

I'll bring a box of spirits. :drinkup:

[hXc]

im bringing a hairdryer


ohh! right. Can you pm me the new rule sos I can look clever on here please. thank you. x :rolleyes:

I shall bring a tart.


I'll bring a box of spirits. :drinkup:
No, no and no. I'll bring mum.

[homer]

ill bring a hooker

[Dilligaf]

I'll bring me umbrella

[martybabe]

I shall bring dad. :thud:

[hXc]

ill bring a hookerNope, no hookers.


I'll bring me umbrellaWe don't need an umbrella.


I shall bring dad. :thud:Dad, you can bring him.

And I might bring another kayak too.

[JATZ]

can I bring my mate otto

[Dilligaf]

a racecar then

[homer]

is it a family camp

[Dilligaf]

is it a family camp

no a pallindrome camp :innocent:

[hXc]

can I bring my mate ottoYeh, Otto can join Eve and Ava.


a racecar thenI alread bought a race car, but can never have too many a race car.


no a pallindrome camp :innocent:
You got the rule, now you start another with a new rule.

[Dilligaf]

You got the rule, now you start another with a new rule.

OKay new camp ....
I'm bringing a shotgun

[homer]

can i take some cotton

[hXc]

I'll bring an Uzi.

[Dilligaf]

No cotton and no uzi...

[homer]

ill bring a potato

[hXc]

What about drumsticks?

[Dilligaf]

No potato or drumsticks but I'll bring a
haybale
matches
and a
lion red


Thinks in hindsight I may not have picked the best rule...

[martybabe]

perhaps a spitball?

[Dilligaf]

perhaps a spitball?

nah but you can bring pillows

[hXc]

What about a cow?

[Dilligaf]

What about a cow?

a cow I will not allow (sorry a bit Dr Suess-ish there :blink:)
how about a fireman?

<Hint: a cow can't come because it's too short>

[hXc]

A good bottle of L & P?

[martybabe]

a Tui mayhaps

[hXc]

What about a V8?

[Dilligaf]

Edit's not working...
No L&P no Tui no V8
they are all too short.
Bring lollies

[martybabe]

Are we talking two silly bulls?

[hXc]

How about a drumkit? Or guitars?

[Dilligaf]

no bulls silly or otherwise...
you can bring dessert

[JATZ]

I'll bring seven letters 'cause it's a seven letter camp ?

[Dilligaf]

How about a drumkit? Or guitars?

You may bring both :)

[Dilligaf]

I'll bring seven letters 'cause it's a seven letter camp ?

Ding ding we have a winner.
Your turn :)

[JATZ]

I'll bring along a duvet.

[Dilligaf]

Can I bring my sense of deja vu?

[JATZ]

Can I bring my sense of deja vu?

Yeah why not, and a new rule too ya clever bugger

[hXc]

Some Dijon mustard?

[Dilligaf]

Bugger.... teach me to play games when I really should get off the computer. I'm only waiting for RT527 to get online because we were baiting him at the v8s today...
ummmm...
okay I'm bringing a banana to this new camp

[hXc]

Can I bring a tomato?

[Dilligaf]

Can I bring a tomato?

no
a lemon could come though

[hXc]

What about someone from The Simpsons?

[Dilligaf]

Yep or any of the smilies :niceone:
Your turn I reckon

[hXc]

Yellow things eh?!


I'm going camping, and I'm gunna take a lighter.

[JATZ]

what about matches, can I bring em, can I, can I, can I

[hXc]

what about matches, can I bring em, can I, can I, can INo matches. A girl might be nice though. Or more if that's what you fancy.

[McJim]

I could bring some lignite from Invercargill

[hXc]

You could McJim, you could.

You could start a new rule too.

[McJim]

I'm definately bringing condoms then :)

[hXc]

What about carrots?

[McJim]

What about carrots?

Nope, no carrots but bring a spare tyre.

[Maha]

I will bring my inner tube.......ya know, for the rapids

[McJim]

I will bring my inner tube.......ya know, for the rapids

Well done for keeping it rubber! maha man's rule now commences.

[Grub]

ok, Ill bring the rubber

[TOTO]

TOTO enters the game. TOTO is waiting for new camp - preferably nudist one.