If you could hit someone now who would it be?

[Bren]

Here is the scenario...You are pissed off and want to take out some of your aggression on someone,and knew you could get away with it....Who would it be?

[gismo]

Uncle Helen :2guns:

[Bren]

At the moment I am pissed off with a workmate...he is an asshole...nuff said!

[McJim]

where's the option for bitch slapping South3rn Rid3r?:rofl:

[Nagash]

The guy who T-boned me last week...

[MIXONE]

Shit I tried really hard and even though I'm not a pacifist I can't think of anybody I would like to give a smack at the moment.(must be the medication)

[paturoa]

I was hoping the chief thief Michael Cullen would be on the list, but no, so uncle helen was the slapper.

[Blossom]

I would not hit anyone actually but just for arguements sake if I did it would be Auntie Helen. :Pokey:

[Clivoris]

Off the cuff. That bastard George Bush.

[peasea]

Here is the scenario...You are pissed off and want to take out some of your aggression on someone,and knew you could get away with it....Who would it be?

Can I post a copper's name?

[Subike]

none of the above.
But when that feeling take over, its either a tree I chop down or a cage I beat upon with my alloy baseball bat.
Gave up beating on people when The room became small with a handle on the outside of the door only.

[sinfull]

Shit I tried really hard and even though I'm not a pacifist I can't think of anybody I would like to give a smack at the moment.(must be the medication)

Sigh ! Aint it great ??? (Pops another)

[Bren]

thats just what my workmate needed today....a frikkin chill pill! man i was gettin pissed off with his attitude....he spent half the day sulking then the other half angry...nothing brings ya down faster at work than a pissed off workmate!

[Bren]

where's the option for bitch slapping South3rn Rid3r?:rofl:

thats my wifes job...aint no one elses

[tri boy]

I'd "hit" Fergie from the black eyed peas.:buggerd:

[MIXONE]

thats just what my workmate needed today....a frikkin chill pill! man i was gettin pissed off with his attitude....he spent half the day sulking then the other half angry...nothing brings ya down faster at work than a pissed off workmate!

Is he married?He might have missed out on his Sunday night nookie and let's face it waiting another week can make the best of us grumpy(as he sips on another chill pill)

[peasea]

I'd "hit" Fergie from the black eyed peas.:buggerd:

With your rhythm stick, no doubt.

[doc]

At the moment I am pissed off with a workmate...he is an asshole...nuff said!

Don't go there. They will offer the arsehole the oportunity to lay a charge with the police for assault. You will be gone by lunchtime even if everyone you works with thinks you did the right thing. It's just this crazy PC world.

[mowgli]

I wouldn't hit anyone. Sadly, I guess that makes me a pacifist :(

[MIXONE]

I'd "hit" Fergie from the black eyed peas.:buggerd:

And with a wet spot like her's it would be hard to miss.

[Bren]

Is he married?He might have missed out on his Sunday night nookie and let's face it waiting another week can make the best of us grumpy(as he sips on another chill pill)
nah mate...i think thats his problem....reckon he is still a virgin at 40 (cos sheep dont count)



Don't go there. They will offer the arsehole the oportunity to lay a charge with the police for assault. You will be gone by lunchtime even if everyone you works with thinks you did the right thing. It's just this crazy PC world.
i would not do that....but i can fantasize about hitting the moron in the apple pie!

[scumdog]

Can I post a copper's name?

And me a crims one???:devil2:

[peasea]

And me a crims one???:devil2:

Sounds fair. In the interests of good manners; you first.

[The Pastor]

where is the skidmark option?

[homer]

i was thinking that my self
but thought better than to post it .
i was thinking of a poll.

yes keep giving skid the shit.

or no well leave him alone.
he does ask for it dosnt he .

[mapsanji]

Nelson Mandela, my first choice...asshole..!!!!!

[Virago]

Be VERY careful where you take this. The naming of another KB member, even in jest, might easily be perceived as a threat.

[Hitcher]

What's this? No Kiwi Biker members on the list? You cannot be serious!

[doc]

Be VERY careful where you take this. The naming of another KB member, even in jest, might easily be perceived as a threat.

You are a PC supporter aren't you ?

[rainman]

If you could hit someone now who would it be?

This'll end well, fer sure...

Breathe deep and relax, dude :calm:

[peasea]

You are a PC supporter aren't you ?

I could do with some........
Bahahahahaha

[Virago]

You are a PC supporter aren't you ?

Na, mate. Just trying to head off the "waah waahs" before they start.

[scumdog]

Sounds fair. In the interests of good manners; you first.

Best it's only one - I'd be exhausted if I was allowed to hit ALL the ones that need it!!

[oldrider]

You are a PC supporter aren't you ?

Hey doc, is the guy in your avatar wearing gloves! :rolleyes: It worries me! :lol: John.

[T.W.R]

Go get a punch bag & hang it in your garage, then it can be whoever you feel like/or need it to be at the time :niceone:

[peasea]

Best it's only one - I'd be exhausted if I was allowed to hit ALL the ones that need it!!
Ditto. (Rolls eyes...)

[homer]

You are a PC supporter aren't you ?

its a good point , maybe it shouldnt have been posted
, i wont and dont expect anyone else to take it further

[Virago]

Best it's only one - I'd be exhausted if I was allowed to hit ALL the ones that need it!!

Are you going to get your baton out again?

[peasea]

Go get a punch bag & hang it in your garage, then it can be whoever you feel like/or need it to be at the time :niceone:

What???!!!!????
A sensible post?
Go to bed, now!

[MIXONE]

Are you going to get your baton out again?

Fuck no not my scarey pictures in the paper(leading to scarey avatars)

[T.W.R]

What???!!!!????
A sensible post?
Go to bed, now!

:bleh: Had to be, otherwise it would have been "have done a few of the options listed but it doesn't get you anywhere :pinch:"

[oldrider]

Go get a punch bag & hang it in your garage, then it can be whoever you feel like/or need it to be at the time :niceone:

I have got one of those but it hit me back, I don't use it now! :mellow: John.

[Mom]

Are you going to get your baton out again?

Please...NO!!!!!!!!! :pinch:

Me, not a smacking sort of gal really. You are more likely to hear from me personally if I am not happy.

You can take or leave how I feel about whatever it is. I would hope that if you were important enough to me, for me to take you up about something at least you would think before attacking back.

I dont take to that too well, I rarely come back for a second time.

[martybabe]

Where's the bike thieving scumbags option. never had one nicked but it's just wrong man. :Oi:

[Bren]

where's the option for bitch slapping South3rn Rid3r?:rofl:


I was hoping the chief thief Michael Cullen would be on the list, but no, so uncle helen was the slapper.


Off the cuff. That bastard George Bush.


Can I post a copper's name?


where is the skidmark option?


What's this? No Kiwi Biker members on the list? You cannot be serious!


Where's the bike thieving scumbags option. never had one nicked but it's just wrong man. :Oi:


hey, there were only 12 spaces for the poll...! even 30 would not be enough! cos there are heaps out there that deserve a good bollocking!

[Beemer]

Either one of my sisters, both deserve a good smacking. I have smacked one of them in the past and it felt really, really satisfying but both of them are long overdue for a thump. I'd add my brother to the list but he's so bloody pathetic it would be cruel and he'd probably cry.

The prick who responded to my letter of complaint at Sunbeam deserves at least a slap too - and not just for spelling my name wrong!

[peasea]

hey, there were only 12 spaces for the poll...! even 30 would not be enough! cos there are heaps out there that deserve a good bollocking!

.......the beat goes on....the beat goes on....
da-de-da-de-dee
da-de-da-de-dah

[homer]

Please...NO!!!!!!!!! :pinch:

Me, not a smacking sort of gal really. You are more likely to hear from me personally if I am not happy.

You can take or leave how I feel about whatever it is. I would hope that if you were important enough to me, for me to take you up about something at least you would think before attacking back.

I dont take to that too well, I rarely come back for a second time.

considering i was only thinking of posting a poll
i dont see why you bling out a red for actually doing nothing
post it ya self if its so good
should just red ya when ever i see fit , you know like you do , just for the hell of it
youll get a red in return any ways

[fireball]

i would hit my father without a doubt........

just for fun of course:innocent:

[Laava]

Off the cuff. That bastard George Bush.
with Robert Mugabe

[howdamnhard]

Well said!:apint:


none of the above.
But when that feeling take over, its either a tree I chop down or a cage I beat upon with my alloy baseball bat.
Gave up beating on people when The room became small with a handle on the outside of the door only.

[fireball]

with Robert Mugabe

good luck on getting near him you have to get past his babysitters first!

[Bikernereid]

I am a pacifist and wouldn't hit anyone. But I would love to tell all the people that my so called two-faced using friend has been slaggin off exactly what she has said.

Let them bitch slap her.

[awayatc]

Shit I tried really hard and even though I'm not a pacifist I can't think of anybody I would like to give a smack at the moment.(must be the medication)

I can give you a few from my list if you want.....:rolleyes:

[skidMark]

Oh.... shit, i'm not even going to read it.

**Steps out of thread slowly backwards**

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[skidMark]

none of the above.
But when that feeling take over, its either a tree I chop down or a cage I beat upon with my alloy baseball bat.
Gave up beating on people when The room became small with a handle on the outside of the door only.


Hang on, and you want me to move in? :baby:

[Bren]

Oh.... shit, i'm not even going to read it.

**Steps out of thread slowly backwards**



dont worry mate...they aint all gunning ya down like an angry mob that is hell bent on beating the living crap outta ya...

its just one out there...so think of it as a 12 o'clock showdown. Picture an empty dusty street, everyone is inside peeping out the windows apart from some old geezer sittin on his rocker on Main St chewin baccky and the undertaker on the outskirts of town making a new renegade or skidmark shaped pine box!
I love westerns!



I would love to see this one....Go get em Mark

[Owl]

Don't go there. They will offer the arsehole the oportunity to lay a charge with the police for assault. You will be gone by lunchtime even if everyone you works with thinks you did the right thing. It's just this crazy PC world.

We had a case where the guy that got thumped was dismissed, and the guy that hit him got nothing. Cost the boss a few grand for that cock-up!

[SixPackBack]

Go get a punch bag & hang it in your garage, then it can be whoever you feel like/or need it to be at the time :niceone:

Absofuckenlutley. Nothing more satisfying than punchin' shit out of a bag, visualization of the days/weeks annoyance gives complete satisfaction.

Interestingly I have found the force of the punching bag workout when using this technique gives a useful insight into my personal dislike pecking order.

[Swoop]

Where is the option for Sue Bradford?

[Deano]

Or Lipine Sila ?

[firefighter]

I have to say I'm inpressed with the NO. voting for Helen!

[NOMIS]

The devil, bloody pick

[MisterD]

I have to say I'm inpressed with the NO. voting for Helen!

That's because the vote hasn't been split by putting Cullen's name into the mix...

[peasea]

Where is the option for Sue Bradford?

Excellent.

Or 'Ex wife' etc etc.....

[avgas]

Shane Stowe - (Waihi Beach)
Ed Lett - (Mt Maunganui)
Those are the only 2 that come to mind right now. If you know them - give em a good slap for me

[Wolf]

I had to go with "stranger", thinking specifically of the unknown drunk wanker who made like he was about to leap out in front of my bike and the retarded cager that turned into a road I was exiting on my side of the traffic island and bloody near knocked me off the bike.

Dunno who they were but if I could get away with pummelling seven colours of shit out of someone, they'd be serious contenders.

[Badger8]

I'd definitely knock Uncle Helen the fuck out given half a chance. I mean, it's not like anyone would notice, it's already been beaten with the ugly stick.
But then again, that'd be like throwing a whole heap of shit on a shitpile that's already got way too much shit on it...