Scotsman loses testicles in motorcycle accident

[scracha]

Did you hear about the Scotsman who lost his testicles in a motorcycle accident?






The surgeon re-attached them with Bostik.

[riffer]

I don't get it. :blink:

[rainman]

I don't get it. :blink:

Makes two of us... must be a Scots thing.

[Ixion]

Nor did he, after that.

I take it he was riding a Meridan Triumph?

[scracha]

In your best Sean Connery accent, say "bostick" slowly.

[blacksheep]

still don't get it ?

[Korea]

Nope. Still no idea.

"Is this some (Scottish) cunts joke that (kiwi) cunts don't get, 'cos I'm not laughing Nicol-ass!" - Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

[MVnut]

Should nae 'ave bin wearing a kilt..........leather forever........ps I don't get it either (the joke that is):beer:

[No FX]

Sounds like "ball stick"?

[Rogue]

Didn't know scotsman had balls:whistle: thought most had got them frozen off while wearing a kilt during winter

Oh well you live and learn eh :rolleyes:

had a mate that crushed his balls on the tank of his farmbike :crybaby:
was in hospital for over a week and off work for a few months:doctor:

[Finn]

Scracha, you're fired.

[scracha]

Scracha, you're fired.

Ok, lets try another.



A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street .
When he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car!
'What's up Jimmy?' he asks.
'Piston broke,' he replies.
'Aye, same as masel.................

[MSTRS]

Ok, lets try another.l.................

Ok then....
The worst breed of human is a Scot/Maori.
Both parts want to get pissed, and neither part want to pay for it.

[PrincessBandit]

In your best Sean Connery accent, say "bostick" slowly.

Ahhh, I get it now. Sometimes forget that the "accent" ingredient is important in joke telling. :doh:

[007XX]

:drool: Sean Connery's voice...(yeah, yeah I know...I'm predictable, so sue me!)

Hmmm...maybe this joke should have come with a header urging readers to mind read it with a scottish accent...

I thought it was funny, but eh, I'm just weird that way...:p

[Chrislost]

Nope. Still no idea.

"Is this some (Scottish) cunts joke that (kiwi) cunts don't get, 'cos I'm not laughing Nicol-ass!" - Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

Are you not a Korean cunt as your nick implies? I like to think im a kiwi cunt, and i got it.
ahh everyones a kiwi these days, need better terms of entry, cos it gets boring!

[MIXONE]

Nor did he, after that.

I take it he was riding a Meridan Triumph?

Yes those toast racks of the sixties did remove the odd testicle.Ouch.

[McJim]

Tam: Is that a pavlova or a merangue?

Jock: Naw, ye're right enough, it's a pavlova.









Is that a pavlova or am I wrang?
Is that a pavlova or am I wrong?

[scumdog]

Scracha, you're fired.

I second that!

[scracha]

I second that!


What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep
farmer?
The Rolling Stones say: 'Hey you, get off of my cloud.'
And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: 'Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe.'

[McJim]

'Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe.'

So Scracha McLeod...the truth becomes clear as to why you emigrated here eh? :rofl: Mind you the sheep around Grangemouth had 2 heids each didn't they?

[scracha]

So Scracha McLeod...the truth becomes clear as to why you emigrated here eh? :rofl: Mind you the sheep around Grangemouth had 2 heids each didn't they?

And STD's (Scotsman Transmitted Diseases)

[skidMark]

Nope. Still no idea.

"Is this some (Scottish) cunts joke that (kiwi) cunts don't get, 'cos I'm not laughing Nicol-ass!" - Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels


LOL best quote ever, got that rented out at the moment on dvd lol

[Matt_TG]

I think even the worst Sean Connery accent would pull this joke off, my favourite...

Sean Connery has a call from his agent one day. The agent says, "Sean, I've got you a job, it starts on Saturday, early. You'll have to be there at 10-ish".

Sean replies........ "Tennish? but I don't have a racquet."


:rolleyes: