Sat morning cringe....

[terbang]

Careful when holidaying in the Amazon. These guys could get ya... (http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=797)

[Big Dan]

Careful when holidaying in the Amazon. These guys could get ya... (http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=797)

Damn reading the story and what that man went thru i could almost feel that pain

[smoky]

I heard it was an urban myth to try to put people off pissing in the river where they get their drinking water from, and where they all swim

[skidMark]

" He was swimming in the Amazon River when he went head to head with the tiny parasite"

BWAHAHAHAH head to head....geddit? :shutup:

[AllanB]

Well this one time at band camp I was taking a pee in the forest when this one metre long tree snake as thick as a baby's arm slid up my whizzer and curled up in my left ball sack, I did not realise it was there until I was getting a bit of the good stuff from the 21 year cello teacher who just happened to be a dead ringer for that Rihanna chick. Man did she geta shock when the snake woke up.

True story.

[PrincessBandit]

Show off AllanB.

I've read about this hideous fish before, and vowed that i will never swim naked in any river in the Amazon!

[Katman]

Show off AllanB.

I've read about this hideous fish before, and vowed that i will never swim naked in any river in the Amazon!

I'm sure the ecosystem of the Amazon is eternally grateful. :msn-wink:

[smoky]

Show off AllanB.

I've read about this hideous fish before, and vowed that i will never swim naked in any river in the Amazon!

I read somewhere about a woman who gave birth to a fish - true
A small fertilised fish egg found it's way up there while she was having 'fun' with her boyfriend swimming in the river.

[Edbear]

Careful when holidaying in the Amazon. These guys could get ya... (http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=797)

Thanks, I'll bear that in mind...

[Katman]

I read somewhere about a woman who gave birth to a fish - true


True? - or did it just smell like she had. :msn-wink:

[skidMark]

True? - or did it just smell like she had. :msn-wink:

Dude, the only thing you have ever got near that smells remotely like fish is tinned sardines.

[Katman]

Dude, the only thing you have ever got near that smells remotely like fish is tinned sardines.

I'm sure my wife will be pleased to hear it.

[terbang]

True? - or did it just smell like she had. :msn-wink:

50% chance of being right, they do say that there are only two things that smell like fish, one of them being fish..!:devil2:

[skidMark]

50% chance of being right, they do say that there are only two things that smell like fish, one of them being fish..!:devil2:

It tastes like chicken...

http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/biography/images/sanders_h.jpg

I'm too drunk, to taste this chicken...

http://www.rhube.com/Images/rickybobby.JPG

[skidMark]

I'm sure my wife will be pleased to hear it.

Thats right gay marriage is legal here now aye...

http://www.kimrichter.com/Blog/uploaded_images/gay_wedding_lo-713823.gif

[Curious_AJ]

i've heard about this little fish so many times.. but every time i hear about it.. it still freaks me out... makes me want to not pee .... ever...

speaking of pee, i need to do so now...

[skidMark]

i've heard about this little fish so many times.. but every time i hear about it.. it still freaks me out... makes me want to not pee .... ever...

speaking of pee, i need to do so now...


look at the poor white seal in your avatar.

you gave it a golden shower :shit:

PS...**poke**

[Curious_AJ]

look at the poor white seal in your avatar.

you gave it a golden shower :shit:

PS...**poke**

I'll give YOU a golden shower from a great height in a minute if you're not careful :p