I have wood to burn - 3/5/08

[Skunk]

So, I'm thinking a ride somewhere on Saturday 3rd May (weather depending) then at around 7pm (having eaten) we start the outdoor fire and talk shite.

Who's in?
:whistle:

The details:
Meet at the Duck Pond at 11am and see what happens... I'm thinking a quiet toddle rather than a sprint. Both if ya want. If the weathers crap-ish I've got a cam to setup on the ZX1R.

Other than that the main thing is I'm burning wood and drinking piss. I'm NOT doing a BBQ or anything else. Fire's starting at 5pm.
Feed yourselves how you like. We could do a big order of Fush'n'Chups or Pizza (or pies!) if you're a 5pm'er...

[Hitcher]

This thread is nothing without dates. Or sausages.

[Grahameeboy]

This thread is nothing without dates. Or sausages.

I hate dates...

[fireball]

I hate dates...

i hate sausage.....

[Bren]

and I hate fires

[Kendog]

When a date is declared, we will do our best to remember on the day.

[Skunk]

Never post a thread while drinking and sleeping. :Oops:

[Trudes]

We'll be there (I think):lol:

[Skunk]

We'll be there (I think):lol:
I'll text ya...

[Trudes]

I'll text ya...

It may pay too, several times even!:whistle:

[Grahameeboy]

i hate sausage.....

Well my dear that goes without saying eh....:rolleyes:

[Str8 Jacket]

Hmm, I think I may just come along. Be rude not to really, wouldnt it.....

[Bullitt]

Could be tempted to come along

[Hitcher]

The night before Star Wars Day...

[Str8 Jacket]

The night before Star Wars Day...

I have never seen any of Star Wars or that other one.... I just don't get it?! :confused:

[Hitcher]

I just don't get it?!

May the fourth be with you.

[Kendog]

I have never seen any of Star Wars or that other one.... I just don't get it?! :confused:

Oh my god.

You need to come over for some initiation.

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh my god.

You need to come over for some initiation.

Ummmm, yeah, if it's all the same with you Nige, id rather not. I consider myself someone with values and I aint letting you bring me down!! :nono:

[Trudes]

Ummmm, yeah, if it's all the same with you Nige, id rather not. I consider myself someone with values and I aint letting you bring me down!! :nono:

You're on to it!!! Don't let him force that shit on you!!!























Did you get my pun? ha did ya, did ya?:lol:

[Kendog]

Ummmm, yeah, if it's all the same with you Nige, id rather not. I consider myself someone with values and I aint letting you bring me down!! :nono:

You better not be dissing one of the defining movies of a generation, one that changed my life (I was six at the time)

[Str8 Jacket]

Alrighty then, what the 'ecks happening with this? What time we riding, where are we riding to, where are we meeting and most importantly, will there be pies?

[Skunk]

It's only Thursday girl. Settle down. Let's see the forecast.

OK, bugger ya. Meet at the Duck Pond at 11 and see what happens... I'm thinking a quiet toddle rather than a sprint. Both if ya want. If the weathers crap-ish I've got a cam to setup in the garage. And a pie for lunch.

Other than that the main thing is I'm burning wood and drinking piss. I'm NOT doing a BBQ or anything else. Fire's starting at 5pm.
Feed yourselves how you like. We could do a big order of Fush'n'Chups or Pizza (or pies!) if you're a 5pm'er...

Added all this to first post.

[Kendog]

I can't make the ride, but I can come round early arvo to check out (and help if I can) with the cam.

I am also available to help with the drinking.

[Trudes]

I may come on the ride and will definitely be there later to get pisse... I mean have a few drinks.:apint:

[Skunk]

I can come round early arvo to check out (and help if I can) with the cam. I am also available to help with the drinking.Cool. :niceone:


I may come on the ride and will definitely be there later to get pisse... I mean have a few drinks.:apint:OK. :bleh:

[Hitcher]

"Burning wood". Pinocchio on viagra?

[The Tazman]

Ummmm, yeah, if it's all the same with you Nige, id rather not. I consider myself someone with values and I aint letting you bring me down!! :nono:

When did that happen str8 :whistle:

I may be there with new girlie :D unfortunately she doesn't drive so I won't be able to get on the sauce as much as I'd like to :crybaby:as it's going to be an easy ride I may use that to introduce her to the bike :msn-wink:

Will see what Sat brings

Taz

[Trudes]

Sweet!!!:cool:

Hey should I bring a freshly painted Pamela down for some fondling? She kinda likes having beer and especially Bourbon poured on her...:devil2:

[Str8 Jacket]

When did that happen str8 :whistle:

I may be there with new girlie :D unfortunately she doesn't drive so I won't be able to get on the sauce as much as I'd like to :crybaby:as it's going to be an easy ride I may use that to introduce her to the bike :msn-wink:

Will see what Sat brings

Taz

Hmmph, bastard! :oi-grr:

New girlie eh, I promise to be nice! If you can manage to get her out on the bike and need gear let me know. Between Malcolm and myself we have a spare set of leathers, helmet, gloves and if need be boots..... Be good to catch up with ya. :D

[Str8 Jacket]

Sweet!!!:cool:

Hey should I bring a freshly painted Pamela down for some fondling? She kinda likes having beer and especially Bourbon poured on her...:devil2:

Oh yeah, what colous is the bitch now, bitch?

[Trudes]

Oh yeah, what colous is the bitch now, bitch?

Same colours, just shiney and not all "rubbed on" looking!!;)

[Kendog]

Same colours, just shiney and not all "rubbed on" looking!!;)

Does that mean I have to stop rubbing on her?

[Str8 Jacket]

Same colours, just shiney and not all "rubbed on" looking!!;)

Ah, right so you dropped her! :p

[Trudes]

Does that mean I have to stop rubbing on her?
Yes you perv!!

Ah, right so you dropped her! :p
Did you not see her try and run away from me so I had to drag her arse down into the ground, bitch that she is!!??
Surprisingly that didn't do anything to her beautiful body, it was more that she'd never had a sealing coat put over her paint so everytime she was riden her paint got all rubbed up and made to look dirty, so hopefully this will fix that a little.

[Str8 Jacket]

Did you not see her try and run away from me so I had to drag her arse down into the ground, bitch that she is!!??
.

Oh, I thought that that was a stunt that you and Skunk had prepared earlier! :rofl:

[Trudes]

Oh, I thought that that was a stunt that you and Skunk had prepared earlier! :rofl:

ohhhh,:confused: yeah, yeah it was!!:yes: haha

[Str8 Jacket]

The weather aint looking to flash for a ride tomorrow.... :(

[Radar]

The weather aint looking to flash for a ride tomorrow.... :(

Sunday looks good.

[Str8 Jacket]

Sunday looks good.

Buggar, i'll be at church!

[Trudes]

Buggar, i'll be at church!

Geezus, which one? This I gotta see!!

[wayne708]

Won't be home till about 8 o'clock tomorrow but if the snows not to deep and the fires still burning I'll try and make my way along the ridgeline to join you

[Skunk]

Yeah, weathers looking crap (at this stage: Showers, risk thunder, clearing late. Strong southerly) but the fire will be burning till late.

Assuming the wood doesn't get too wet.

The alcohol is to be had whatever happens.

[Number One]

Hello stinky ones :buggerd:

We will join yall. Though I have chronic toothache and we have the lil fella so I might not end up hanging around tooo late and not really up for drinking either...cackling however :blip: I am always up for :banana:

:lol:

See yas tomorrow
Monster team

[koba]

ohh I guess I could brave the cackles and show up :cool:

[Skunk]

Hello stinky ones :buggerd: We will join yall.
It'll be good to see ya's. Haven't heard from Sully (or you) since he started this nite-life fing.

[quallman1234]

I didn't think he was going on the night shift's for at least another couple of months.

[Skunk]

I'm not to sure about this ride... what the consensus? I might flag it and start drinking earlier :lol:

[wayne708]

today...work on bike, burn wood, drink....... tomorrow, ride

[Str8 Jacket]

Well, are we riding or not?!!!!!! Im keen!

[Skunk]

We are riding - though it may be short. See all takers at the Duck Pond at 11am.

Note: Diesel at Haywards (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=72933).

[Number One]

Codiene had me zonked and asleep in bed until 10:30...guess I miss this one...buggar!


today...work on bike, burn wood, drink....... tomorrow, ride

Might be keen to join you tomorrow though Wayne? If you don't mind a stinky girl along wif ya?

[Skunk]

It's quite cold with the wind so wrap up warm. Kendog attempted to start the fire...

Since he left it's been blazing quite well.

[Hitcher]

Fuck, it's cold. Did you happen to note the snow on the Orongorongas today? I hope you have a good stock of wood.

[Skunk]

Fuck, it's cold. Did you happen to note the snow on the Orongorongas today? I hope you have a good stock of wood.
Not anymore. Some people got a little pissed too.

[wayne708]

Thanks for the hospitality guys, damm good fire that...

[Str8 Jacket]

Not anymore. Some people got a little pissed too.

Umm, yeah thosse bastards! They would like to apologise if they offended anyone too.... :pinch:

[Skunk]

I have a bag that I'm holding to ransom too. A Kathmandu backpack...

[The Tazman]

That would be mine Skunk I'll send my butler monkey round to get it !!!!!

Or if you are coming to watch the GP and don't mind bringing it with you I'll grab it off you there.

Thanks for a great night last night.

Taz

[Str8 Jacket]

That would be mine Skunk I'll send my butler monkey round to get it !!!!!

Or if you are coming to watch the GP and don't mind bringing it with you I'll grab it off you there.

Thanks for a great night last night.

Taz

How the hell did you get a butler monkey before me!!! :shit:

[Trudes]

Everyone went and stole themselves a Butler monkey today it seems!!
Thanks for a good night Skunk and Skunk Control!! Sorry about the cheese all over the factory floor...:whistle: My stomach muscles are still recovering from the laughing!!
Nice to see you Wayne, next to the fire was definitely the best spot hey!
Lovely to see you again too Gaz and meet your lovely lady.... she's a keeper!! If she can handle Hels and I when we're pissed, she's definitely a 10 in my book!!:2thumbsup