It's not only lesbians!

[fireball]

i was chatting to a work mate today about bikes and girls on bikes and how great bikes are, when she turned to me and said.....

"I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"

is this a common thought within the female straight variety?

we all know MILFs ride (i wont give an example but you know who you are!) and me being obviously gay i dont quite think like the average straight girl:woohoo: so im a little behind the 8 ball on this one

so any ideas?

[scrivy]

I imagine them all as lesbians............... helps me alot!!! :whistle:
Does that help?? :blink:

[fireball]

I imagine them all as lesbians............... helps me alot!!! :whistle:


depends on what context you place your lesbians in!

[pocketcracker]

your gay ? hmmm learn sumthing every day ! .... makes note to self , ... dang female population interested in bike, ride bikes , or the approriate size to take on a bike is dwindling !

[jrandom]

The only comment I have to make is that the average female doesn't have sex with other females anywhere near often enough, and anything that encourages such behaviour, like motorcycling, should be promoted relentlessly.

:niceone:

[Hitcher]

"I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"

so any ideas?

This assertion of fact means that both Mrs H and I are lesbians. So that's OK then. I had actually thought for a while that this may have been the case. Now my suspicions are confirmed.

[007XX]

:confused:

What's a MILF?

No, really...

[Katman]

The only comment I have to make is that the average female doesn't have sex with other females anywhere near often enough, and anything that encourages such behaviour, like motorcycling, should be promoted relentlessly.

:niceone:

They don't all look like the ones in the movies. :msn-wink:

[Disco Dan]

Well if most of the women that ride bikes are gay... and most of the men are gay (hondas)... makes you think if the rest are just in the closet doesn't it!

...not me of course, us Kawasaki riders are as manly as they get ;) :devil2: ..wheres my beer?

[skidMark]

Well look at the amount of them on here lol

I have found the only straight ones are those with bf's or ex bf's who have got them into it.

Or parents from a young age, apart from scooter riders the ones who generally start themselves i find are lesbians lol

It's nice.

Whats nicer is following nicksta hanging her ass off around taupo (not a lesbian)

:drool:

[Disco Dan]

:confused:

What's a MILF?

No, really...

Mum I'd Like to Fuck.

your welcome! ;)

[jrandom]

They don't all look like the ones in the movies. :msn-wink:

You obviously haven't seen fireball in a wet T-shirt.

[twotyred]

:confused:

What's a MILF?

No, really...

really?....

Mother I'd Like to F....

used in porn to describe desirable women older than say 30?

[Disco Dan]

You obviously haven't seen fireball in a wet T-shirt.

I know, those breasts of hers are wasted on the women.. *sigh*

[PrincessBandit]

.. she turned to me and said.....

"I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"

...any ideas?

Does this mean there is a closet lesbian awaiting freedom trapped inside me? :lol:
Not sure where she would get that generalisation from unless it's from B grade porno/chick/bike flicks (not that I know of any of those off the top of my head).
btw, what are MILFs?

[Disco Dan]

Does this mean there is a closet lesbian awaiting freedom trapped inside me?

Can I look?

[PrincessBandit]

ah, already got the answer, thank you 007XX!

[twotyred]

btw, what are MILFs?
:laugh: see above

[007XX]

Mum I'd Like to Fuck.

your welcome! ;)

Oooooohhh...thanks for that.

*damn, caught in one of my rare moments of innocence* :pinch:

Well, I don't really know what the answer could be here...I'm a Mum, but I'm also a biker, and was one before I had my son.

My sexuality is my own alone, but I can definitely say it had no impact whatsoever on my early desire to ride bikes.

However, as was said earlier, I was introduced to bikes from very young by my Dad.

[jrandom]

I know, those breasts of hers are wasted on the women...

Nuh-uh. Not if the look in LilSel's eyes is anything to go by.

[skidMark]

really?....

Mother I'd Like to F....

used in porn to describe desirable women older than say 30?


I don't care if shes blimin 22 and has a kid either way if shes hot shes a milf lol.

[yungatart]

Well if most of the women that ride bikes are gay... and most of the men are gay (hondas)... makes you think if the rest are just in the closet doesn't it!

...not me of course, us Kawasaki riders are as manly as they get ;) :devil2: ..wheres my beer?

Oh my! I now learn that not only am I a lesbian, but I'm a manly one at that!
Mstrs and hXc have both assured me on many occasions that they are devout lesbians, because they really like women, this despite the fact that hXc rides a Honda.
Confused? Cos I certainly am....

[mister.koz]

i was chatting to a work mate today about bikes and girls on bikes and how great bikes are, when she turned to me and said.....

"I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"

is this a common thought within the female straight variety?

we all know MILFs ride (i wont give an example but you know who you are!) and me being obviously gay i dont quite think like the average straight girl:woohoo: so im a little behind the 8 ball on this one

so any ideas?

Never heard of that one.... Sounds like the whole earing in the left/right ear thing (can't remember so i just got both done).

Although at first the thought of lesbian chicks is appealing, as a couple of my lesbian friends remind me, it means they have NO interest in guys.... So how much fun is that?

[PrincessBandit]

Can I look?

:spanking:!

[Disco Dan]

Nuh-uh. Not if the look in LilSel's eyes is anything to go by.

Still wasted... :wari:


Do you get women like the one in your avatar? ..you know, just an arse and legs? If your not using the top half............ :whistle:

[jrandom]

Still wasted...

You do realise Suz could kick your arse, don't you?


Do you get women like the one in your avatar?

:jerry:<tencharacters>

[hang0ver]

They don't all look like the ones in the movies. :msn-wink:

Agreed. I am yet to come across a good looking girl riding a bike (still I'm only 23 :shifty:). Tinted visors have their purpose...

_-H-_

[Toaster]

Quality thread this one.

:blank:

Nothing like a woman and a nice pair of cylinders.

[jrandom]

us Kawasaki riders are as manly as they get

<img src="http://i27.tinypic.com/x1bqj5.jpg"/>

No further comment.

[ManDownUnder]

http://i27.tinypic.com/x1bqj5.jpg

No further comment.

OK that got me aroused...

...is that a Gibson...?

[skidMark]

http://i27.tinypic.com/x1bqj5.jpgNo further comment.

Bwahahahah it emerges LOL :killingme

[fireball]

You obviously haven't seen fireball in a wet T-shirt.


I know, those breasts of hers are wasted on the women.. *sigh*

:Oi: be careful or LilSel will come chop off your nuts! in your case Jrandom she will be coming for the one she left behind last time :lol:

[007XX]

Interesting really how a thread busy one minute goes very silent all of a sudden... :shifty:

:laugh:

[Disco Dan]

"http://i27.tinypic.com/x1bqj5.jpg"/>

No further comment.

About time you posted that... *sigh*

you really should shave your arse you know.... I have enough trouble getting pub's out of my teeth without corn encrusted arse hairs to worry about... :devil2:
:chase:

[jrandom]

Interesting really how a thread busy one minute goes very silent all of a sudden...

Well, after all, the thread is entitled 'It's not only lesbians'.

:corn:

[yungatart]

The scariest thing about that photo...is the look of pleasure on the faces of those boys!!! EWWWWW!

[Maverick]

In all seriousness though,

I have had a few female friends who expressed interest in bikes, and when I mentioned learning to ride said "Oh, no people will think im a lesbian"
Yet they were more then happy to ride on the back of mine, and... err.. wrap their arms around me... :cool:

[Disco Dan]

The scariest thing about that photo...is the look of pleasure on the faces of those boys!!! EWWWWW!

took a while for my eyes to adjust to the brightness... :whistle:

[jrandom]

The scariest thing about that photo...is the look of pleasure on the faces of those boys!!!

ltWremW2zeE

[fireball]

In all seriousness though,

I have had a few female friends who expressed interest in bikes, and when I mentioned learning to ride said "Oh, no people will think im a lesbian"
Yet they were more then happy to ride on the back of mine, and... err.. wrap their arms around me... :cool:

see thats what im getting at...... they will happily sit on the back (with a male cos if its a woman its lesbian) but they wont ride because it makes them lesbian potential for lack of better words

[007XX]

took a while for my eyes to adjust to the brightness... :whistle:

Now, I'm really confused...I thought you were into chicks?

[jrandom]

I have had a few female friends who expressed interest in bikes, and when I mentioned learning to ride said "Oh, no people will think im a lesbian"

Yep, they get like that (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=35722), don't they?

[Disco Dan]

"http://i27.tinypic.com/x1bqj5.jpg"/>

No further comment.

Was funny how you walked in, shook my hand and said "right lets settle this like men" ...and pulled down your pants. :spanking:

[jrandom]

Was funny how you walked in, shook my hand and said "right lets settle this like men" ...and pulled down your pants.

RbvndmKlaL8

[fireball]

alright thats enough kiss arse or what ever it is you do in your spare time so back on topic please.......:Pokey:

[007XX]

alright thats enough kiss arse or what ever it is you do in your spare time so back on topic please.......:Pokey:

Exactly! I do wonder if this mentality has anything to do with cultural influences...my point: it has never ever crossed my mind that I'd be seen as gay because I ride a bike. Where I come from, heaps of women ride and I have never really come across it as a gay stigma.

I guess the fact that my mum also rode and still remained the very feminine petite redhead that she is all at the same time made me see this as a possibility.

[The Stranger]

I am yet to come across a good looking girl riding a bike (still I'm only 23 :shifty:)

Could be a bit dangerous couldn't it?

[007XX]

Agreed. I am yet to come across a good looking girl riding a bike (still I'm only 23 :shifty:). Tinted visors have their purpose...

_-H-_

:rofl:

Girls? probably not many...Grown women? There are plenty on KB...:shifty:

[Hitcher]

I do wonder if this mentality has anything to do with cultural influences...

You have hit it right on the head. New Zealanders are sexually insecure, particularly male New Zealanders, and they resort to casting slurs at homosexuals in much the same way as witch doctors cast spells at demons. One day we will grow up (he said, hopefully).

[fireball]

You have hit it right on the head. New Zealanders are sexually insecure, particularly male New Zealanders, and they resort to casting slurs at homosexuals in much the same way as witch doctors cast spells at demons. One day we will grow up (he said, hopefully).


tis a shame to be sure!

if thats all that holds back females from riding.

[jrandom]

New Zealanders are sexually insecure, particularly male New Zealanders...

I'm not.

:sunny:

[007XX]

You have hit it right on the head. New Zealanders are sexually insecure, particularly male New Zealanders, and they resort to casting slurs at homosexuals in much the same way as witch doctors cast spells at demons. One day we will grow up (he said, hopefully).

Growing up is often highly overrated...However, I do understand what you mean.

But I have a bit of a doubt that the slur casting is solely resting on the shoulders of the "insecure male ego"...

I know of a few Kiwi females having pure acid dripping out their lips at the mention of bikeriding females, especially when said Hussies were to attend bike rallies where the husbands would be spending the weekend.

So I guess some of them might find it a cunning way to keep their hubbies out any imaginary mischiefs they might be enclined to get into by advocating that all women who ride have got to be batting for the other team...Either that, or it is a way for them to have some sort of peace of mind in their own paranoid little bitchy world.

[yod]

The only comment I have to make is that the average female doesn't have sex with other females anywhere near often enough, and anything that encourages such behaviour, like motorcycling, should be promoted relentlessly.

:niceone:

this is, quite possibly, the most valid and valuable post ever posted, anywhere, ever

[ManDownUnder]

I'm not.

:sunny:

up yer bum...

[jrandom]

up yer bum...

:hug:<tencharacters>

[Monie]

Who gives a crap weather you are straight or guy as long as you like the ride:msn-wink:

[georgie]

Wow, I never even considered that people would think I was gay because I got into bikes... Although, it could explain my new found popularity with a couple of gay lasses at work. Hmmm.

[MSTRS]

Who gives a crap weather you are straight or guy as long as you like the ride:msn-wink:

AC/DC...
But just to confirm an earlier assertion...I am definitely a lesbian. I like girls. And I ride a bike.
Case closed.

[jrandom]

I am definitely a lesbian. I like girls. And I ride a bike.

And you have boobies?

[MSTRS]

And you have boobies?

............yep.............

[Mikkel]

I've said this before - I'm just a lesbian trapped in a mans body so I guess there could be something about the lesbians and bikes thing... :yes:


:confused:

What's a MILF?

No, really...

:scratch: I must admit I thought you were taking the piss right then and there... You're not that innocent - I saw you tossing the salad just this saturday :blip:


really?....

Mother I'd Like to F....

used in porn to describe desirable women older than say 30?

Ahem, that should probably be "desirable women older than say 21..." :pinch:


You have hit it right on the head. New Zealanders are sexually insecure, particularly male New Zealanders, and they resort to casting slurs at homosexuals in much the same way as witch doctors cast spells at demons. One day we will grow up (he said, hopefully).

Lies, I don't believe that! :dodge:
(I reckon you are very much correct there...)

[Jantar]

This assertion of fact means that both Mrs H and I are lesbians. So that's OK then. I had actually thought for a while that this may have been the case. Now my suspicions are confirmed.

Friends of our are lesbians, and when I asked one of them just why she was a lesbian she said that its because she's alway thinking of women, likes to spend time with women and be intimate with women. That was when I realised that I am also a lesbian. ;)

[Oakie]

Agreed. I am yet to come across a good looking girl riding a bike

Well if you do I hope you wipe it off and say sorry.

[Pedrostt500]

I must be a Lesbian as I like women to, and like to ride bikes.

[inlinefour]

The only comment I have to make is that the average female doesn't have sex with other females anywhere near often enough, and anything that encourages such behaviour, like motorcycling, should be promoted relentlessly.

:niceone:

I have to agree and sums up the facts quite nicely.:devil2:

[Boob Johnson]

and me being obviously gay i dont quite think like the average straight girl
Obviously gay? Did I miss something? How don't look "obviously" gay to me?

[Deviant Esq]

Following on from "This thread is useless without pics..."

:whistle:


<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=91201&d=1207017707">

[martybabe]

alright thats enough kiss arse or what ever it is you do in your spare time so back on topic please.......:Pokey:

And on topic, a very dear Lesbian friend of mine, that knows nothing of bikes,learned that I was on a biker forum and the first question was,Any women on there? errr yes quite a few why?. Well you know,women that ride bikes they're butch aren't they,so if you come across any dikes on bikes let me know.

Her words not mine,so conclusive proof,from a poll of one,if your female and ride a bike, your of interest to at least one lady that likes ladies. :yes:

[Boob Johnson]

Following on from "This thread is useless without pics..."

:whistle:



More pics please


:corn:

[Morcs]

In all seriousness though,

I have had a few female friends who expressed interest in bikes, and when I mentioned learning to ride said "Oh, no people will think im a lesbian"
Yet they were more then happy to ride on the back of mine, and... err.. wrap their arms around me... :cool:

The rules to Pillioning are:

To either take the hottest straight chick you can find

or

Take the fattest dyke you can find.

Anything else just isnt cool.

Credit to Westie for that one :)

[scumdog]

i was chatting to a work mate today about bikes and girls on bikes and how great bikes are, when she turned to me and said.....

"I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"

is this a common thought within the female straight variety?

we all know MILFs ride (i wont give an example but you know who you are!) and me being obviously gay i dont quite think like the average straight girl:woohoo: so im a little behind the 8 ball on this one

so any ideas?

Fag, Dyke or Straight I don't give a fat rats arse, if you're not a total wanker, toss-pot or man hating bitch you're ok by me.

And that's regardless of what make/type of bike you ride.

To judge a person purely on their sexual preference is pretty shallow and shows some screaming insecurities IMHO.

Losers may beg to differ I guess..:whistle:

[Storm]

............yep.............

Please, no pics!!!!!

[Storm]

Losers may beg to differ I guess..:whistle:

Nice barb on the end of that comment Mr Dog

[scumdog]

The only comment I have to make is that the average female doesn't have sex with other females anywhere near often enough, and anything that encourages such behaviour, like motorcycling, should be promoted relentlessly.

:niceone:

Soooo, reading between the lines you're prepared to sacrifice a certain amount of YOUR potential sexual activity to allow some sexual pleasure between two women thereby missing out on a 'bit' yourself??????:crazy:

How noble of you!!:wacko:

[007XX]

:scratch: I must admit I thought you were taking the piss right then and there... You're not that innocent - I saw you tossing the salad just this saturday :blip:


That salad was extremely willing to take the plunge though, wasn't it? :laugh:

Funnily enough, I do have room for more learning it would seem...Thank goodness I have an eager teacher :devil2:

[Mikkel]

That salad was extremely willing to take the plunge though, wasn't it? :laugh:

Funnily enough, I do have room for more learning it would seem...Thank goodness I have an eager teacher :devil2:

Bien riposte :hug:

Must have been compelled somehow, considering the rather public nature of the site of the incident :yes:

[Big Dave]

Sounds like since he turned nudist Scummy has been getting offers.

On the original topic - I know a lot more straight chics that ride motorcycles than I do lesbians. Like 30 to one.

Dykes with bikes org have a high profile because they want it that way.

[Swoop]

Happily a lesbian!!!:yes:

[inlinefour]

Fag, Dyke or Straight I don't give a fat rats arse, if you're not a total wanker, toss-pot or man hating bitch you're ok by me.

And that's regardless of what make/type of bike you ride.

To judge a person purely on their sexual preference is pretty shallow and shows some screaming insecurities IMHO.

Losers may beg to differ I guess..:whistle:

Got to agree here, too much assuming and bigottry goes on in this country. There was a time while I was doing my nursing training that many assumed that I was gay, just because I wanted to be a nurse. Kinda came to a head one day when another friend who was in my class, married and had 2 kids was asked to do a presentation to about 50 7th form high school lads. The first question was, are you guys gay or don't you worry that everyone thinks that your gay? My friend explained his family situation and then I followed it up with "well if I'm gay would soneone explain the pregnant wife at home then"??? Never was an issue after that and looking back on it, perhaps the ones doing the wondering was also wondering about themselves...

[FJRider]

...not me of course, us Kawasaki riders are as manly as they get ;) :devil2: ..wheres my beer?

by your handbag ???

[FJRider]

Friends of our are lesbians, and when I asked one of them just why she was a lesbian she said that its because she's alway thinking of women, likes to spend time with women and be intimate with women. That was when I realised that I am also a lesbian. ;)

Would explain the pink Suzuki

[Sue VFR]

I definitely prefer Males and I was riding motorbikes as soon as I could and that was before I was riding Men! :hug:

[FJRider]

Soooo, reading between the lines you're prepared to sacrifice a certain amount of YOUR potential sexual activity to allow some sexual pleasure between two women thereby missing out on a 'bit' yourself??????:crazy:



Not if we get to watch

[rachprice]

hmmm I have never come across that! Quite new to riding though. Well Im not lesbian. Though I have never really defined my sexuality. If I happened to fall in love with a girl it wouldnt bother me nor would I think it was weird. If you are looking for someone to be with why limit yourself to half the population haha

[Mom]

This assertion of fact means that both Mrs H and I are lesbians. So that's OK then. I had actually thought for a while that this may have been the case. Now my suspicions are confirmed.

Thank you for stealing my thunder! I was about to say, I am by default lesbian. Maha man is a lucky man, I seem to swing his way.

[JMemonic]

Obviously your work mate has an issue, perhaps she is a tad interested but wont admit it who knows.

I managed to read part way through and Scummy summed it up who cares about your sexuality etc..

Sometimes I forget how bias and bigoted we Kiwis as a generalisation are, personally one of my best mates years ago was a stark raving homosexual, we knew what our relationship was and noting stopped him being a top bloke (all be it in high heels, fark that was funny), through him I meet a few in that community and some of the lesbians were the funniest women I have ever known, trying to avoid stereo types etc, mind you this was the 80's and for males at least there were legality issues. Sorry got a train of thought going there.

To the op you cant win with some folks but there is a hell of a lot of us who don't give a toss just that you like bikes, pink, green or blue. I will talk to you and give anyone the respect they deserve until they prove they are unworthy, there are plenty of females here who are not gay but ride, point your silly bigoted workmate in that direction if she could handle being wrong and proved a silly twit.

[Maha]

You obviously haven't seen fireball in a wet T-shirt.

One time at Bar Afwica...she was standing next to MackTheKnife at the bar and the bloke behind the bar asked Mack...''is that your son''?...True story...even Fireball thought it was a hoot....:Pokey:

[jrandom]

I definitely prefer Males...

So how you doin'?

:blip:

[Gubb]

Triple the emphasis there Maha?

[hang0ver]

Could be a bit dangerous couldn't it?

Depends how low cut the top is...

[hang0ver]

Originally Posted by hang0ver
Agreed. I am yet to come across a good looking girl riding a bike


Well if you do I hope you wipe it off and say sorry.

I'll tell her to rub it in, allegedly its good for the skin.

Speaking of that, I met Ron Jeremy once. He was a top guy.

_-H-_

[Lucy]

Wow, I never even considered that people would think I was gay because I got into bikes... .

Same here, had never heard that before, but then I do tend to be rather oblivous to the rules and regulations of social interaction, AND tend to do what I want anyway.

I have some lesbian friends and they don't ride bikes.

I also know a MILF or two, and THEY don't ride bikes either!

If someone does think I'm a lesbian because I ride bikes, well, I don't really have a problem with that either.

[LilSel]

Still wasted... :wari:

I dont think its wasted thanks very much


You do realise Suz could kick your arse, don't you?



:jerry:<tencharacters>

:lol:... :whistle:


:Oi: be careful or LilSel will come chop off your nuts!

:shit::bye:nuts


Gee... you all making me sound scary & tough n rough as guts :innocent:

[fireball]

One time at Bar Afwica...she was standing next to MackTheKnife at the bar and the bloke behind the bar asked Mack...''is that your son''?...True story...even Fireball thought it was a hoot....:Pokey:

it was funny hence why mack is known as dad :lol: but with that i always when in my gear kevlar esp i am refered to the little boy over there or young man even children ask their parents why is there a boy in the ladies?

one day an angry mommy is going to attack me with their handbag........

[gijoe1313]

And there was this one time at band camp...

[MaxB]

My missus has never been called a lesbian to her face and she rides. When she was more serious about bikes most of our female biker friends were pretty hot. Maybe its just a modern thing. She thinks biking women have more important things to worry about than whether some random thinks they are gay.

According to her the 2 most annoying parts of her biking life were 1) when she got stopped in Oz pillioning a bloke and the cop thought she was a kid who was too young to be riding and 2) when we got pulled over on a group ride for lane splitting on a holiday weekend and the arrogant MOT guy asked who she was a pillion with? She went ballistic and had to be restrained from dragging him from his car despite the size mismatch. Got us off the ticket though.

[BiK3RChiK]

Fireball, I hope you laughed at her and told her to have a nice (sheltered) life! LOL

It has never occurred to me I could be thought a lesbian because I ride a bike!

[Bren]

I think the Village People have a lot to answer for!

[Monie]

I have a hubby , six kids and ride my own bike because it is something we can do together but i have to say it is nice to see a women in leathers who has a nice ass. and even better a man in tight leathers :drool::drool:

[LilSel]

Who gives a shit... I mean really... gay people ride bikes... straight people ride bikes... its just a stereotype as wrong as it as!!

I ride bikes cuz I like bikes... not cuz im gay!! I'd still have a bike if I dated guys! :yes:

[LilSel]

Fireball, I hope you laughed at her and told her to have a nice (sheltered) life! LOL


It was prob the same chick at her work who took our meal orders & drink orders then freaked out n took off because there was a table of 5 well dressed professional type lesbians :lol:... ?!?!... I was aghast... offended... then laughed my ass off! Fireball had to come n take the whole tables order again... All I said to the previous chick was 'what is todays pasta?' & 'do you do cocktails?'... must've thought the last question was a dig?... who knows lol

[Swoop]

I have some lesbian friends and they don't ride bikes.
I also know a MILF or two, and THEY don't ride bikes either!
So, what's wrong with them???:lol:

:ride:

[Beemer]

I have found the only straight ones are those with bf's or ex bf's who have got them into it.

Or parents from a young age, apart from scooter riders the ones who generally start themselves i find are lesbians lol

Yet another pile of crap spouted by Mark. You obviously haven't met many female motorcyclists - or for that fact, females full stop - if that's your learned opinion. None of the above apply to me and I'm not a lesbian either.

I must confess I was wary of joining WIMA as I'd heard it was full of lesbians, but when I joined in 1998 I think there was only one that I knew of. That may well be different now, but back then there were heaps of boyfriends, husbands, brothers, friends, etc involved with the club and I really enjoyed it.

My brother is a tosser and he thinks like you - he told my mother he thought I was a lesbian because: I had short hair; I rode a motorcycle; I wore Doc Martens and I had tattoos. I was telling a mate in the pub and he slapped his forehead and said "My God, I have short hair, I ride a bike, I wear Doc Martens, I have tattoos - and on top of all that I love women. Hell, I've been a lesbian for years and never knew it!"

People of all shapes, sizes, sexual orientation and occupation ride bikes. They usually do it because they enjoy it. Saying all female motorcyclists are lesbians is like saying all guys called Mark are losers. Whoops, sorry, wrong comparison to use. :2thumbsup

[MaxB]

Yet another pile of crap spouted by Mark. You obviously haven't met many female motorcyclists - or for that fact, females full stop - if that's your learned opinion. None of the above apply to me and I'm not a lesbian either.

I must confess I was wary of joining WIMA as I'd heard it was full of lesbians, but when I joined in 1998 I think there was only one that I knew of. That may well be different now, but back then there were heaps of boyfriends, husbands, brothers, friends, etc involved with the club and I really enjoyed it.

My brother is a tosser and he thinks like you - he told my mother he thought I was a lesbian because: I had short hair; I rode a motorcycle; I wore Doc Martens and I had tattoos. I was telling a mate in the pub and he slapped his forehead and said "My God, I have short hair, I ride a bike, I wear Doc Martens, I have tattoos - and on top of all that I love women. Hell, I've been a lesbian for years and never knew it!"

People of all shapes, sizes, sexual orientation and occupation ride bikes. They usually do it because they enjoy it. Saying all female motorcyclists are lesbians is like saying all guys called Mark are losers. Whoops, sorry, wrong comparison to use. :2thumbsup

We found WIMA to be pretty good and very supportive of female bikers. The only reason wifey is not still there is she has found another sport that takes most of her free time.

Someone's sexuality should be the last thing on your mind if out riding with them. Things like 'are they good/safe enough not to crash and take me out too' should be of more concern.

[jrandom]

Yet another pile of crap spouted by Mark...

I wonder if you would have reacted in a less frothy fashion if someone else had made the same statement?

Mark was just commenting on what he's observed, and, for what it's worth, I have to agree with him, inasmuch as I don't know any heterosexual female motorcyclists who got onto two wheels of their own accord, as opposed to following in the footsteps of their family or partner.

Naturally, that's no kind of rule implying that there aren't any. It just so happens that... well, I don't personally know any.

Anyway, 'strue, motorcycles are a bit of a boy thing. Girls generally prefer horses.

[Pwalo]

Ahh who cares. It can't be any worse than all those gay Honda riders.

Besides if there isn't any photographic evidence it never happened.

[Goblin]

I don't know any heterosexual female motorcyclists who got onto two wheels of their own accord, as opposed to following in the footsteps of their family or partner.

Naturally, that's no kind of rule implying that there aren't any. It just so happens that... well, I don't personally know any.

:mellow: :weep: :crybaby:

[bert_is_evil]

Yet another pile of crap spouted by Mark. You obviously haven't met many female motorcyclists - or for that fact, females full stop - if that's your learned opinion. None of the above apply to me and I'm not a lesbian either.

I think Mark must have a skewed perception of reality in this respect because most of the girls he meets tell him they're lesbians....

SkidMark "Hi, my names Mark what's yours"
Girl "Umm, I'm a lesbian, and now I have to go away and do lesbian things - goodbye"

[jrandom]

:mellow: :weep: :crybaby:

All right, then, should I make that 'I only know one'?

:laugh:

[imdying]

WIMA, short hair, motorcycle, Doc Martens, tattoos, I love womenAnd you're sure you're not a lesbian? :Pokey:

[mister.koz]

I reckon gay/lesbian -- :whocares: there's a stigma about sexuality that always confused me.

If i am in a bar and a chick says hi to me, I don't expect there's anything sexual about it (well, not now that i am older hehe) people seem to think that gay people are a threat to them, how? I have a couple of gay mates (guys) and most of them you wouldn't even know.. and they are as uninterested in me as i am them, its the same deal with my female friends, these people are like brothers/sisters to me, the sexual issue just doesn't present itself...

Its almost that because someone is gay they are percieved to be over-sexed and a threat to straight people, or do people worry about their sexuality so much that they see a risk?

[fireball]

it seems that todays world has alot of hangups.... maybe it always did and i never noticed?

but IMHO its all based around stereotypes and insecurities mainly with females.... next question is why are the females so worried its not like we are here to steal your men and the majority of us wont even look twice at a straight girl (they are yucky) and the bisexuals, well the men can keep them too its just a straight woman after 6 or 7 beers and are generaly mentally unstable.

[mister.koz]

it seems that todays world has alot of hangups.... maybe it always did and i never noticed?

but IMHO its all based around stereotypes and insecurities mainly with females.... next question is why are the females so worried its not like we are here to steal your men and the majority of us wont even look twice at a straight girl (they are yucky) and the bisexuals, well the men can keep them too its just a straight woman after 6 or 7 beers and are generaly mentally unstable.

Probably always has been... the more your eyes open, the more you see. and send the bi chicks my way :D

[LilSel]

I think Mark must have a skewed perception of reality in this respect because most of the girls he meets tell him they're lesbians....

SkidMark "Hi, my names Mark what's yours"
Girl "Umm, I'm a lesbian, and now I have to go away and do lesbian things - goodbye"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did that... but not 'Have to go now & do lesbian things'...

*still laughing*

[Joliet]

i was chatting to a work mate today about bikes and girls on bikes and how great bikes are, when she turned to me and said.....

"I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"

is this a common thought within the female straight variety?

we all know MILFs ride (i wont give an example but you know who you are!) and me being obviously gay i dont quite think like the average straight girl:woohoo: so im a little behind the 8 ball on this one

so any ideas?

Hmm I think thats a poor generalization of them to make. Aren't straight, feminine girls allowed to have a butch side? :laugh: Are only lesbians allowed to get dirty and greasy while fixing a beautiful bike? :lol:

I got into bikes because my dads been riding since '69. It was inevitable really. Having a boyfriend that also rides is a nice bonus :niceone:

[Oakie]

it was funny hence why mack is known as dad :lol: but with that i always when in my gear kevlar esp i am refered to the little boy over there or young man even children ask their parents why is there a boy in the ladies?

one day an angry mommy is going to attack me with their handbag........

My gay boss (female) gets really pissed off when people see her out with her partner and think that her partner is her son. (Partner does have that 'teenage boy with short hair' look).

[Beemer]

I wonder if you would have reacted in a less frothy fashion if someone else had made the same statement?...

It wouldn't have made any difference, and when I told my husband what he'd posted his first comment was "well, he obviously doesn't know very many women then, does he?" He rarely visits KB so does not even know of Mark.

I just think it's ridiculous for him to imply that straight women get into motorcycling via a boyfriend and if you didn't, then you must be gay! Of all the women I know who are into bikes, the vast majority just had an interest and decided to follow it up and learn to ride. That they then found boyfriends who were into bikes followed on from that.

Even though my current male hairdresser is gay, the three previous male hairdressers were not - one even rode a motorcycle!

Most women also drive cars and yet you don't hear the same comments - "oh, her fella got her into driving" or "she must be a lesbian, she just decided to start driving one day".

Sorry, imdying, still definitely heterosexual despite all those pointers!

I agree with MaxB - I don't give a shit which side of the fence my fellow riders prefer, as long as they are safe riders and look out for their mates - and I'm pretty sure there isn't a rule that says gay people can't have non-gay mates and vice versa. As they say, it takes all sorts to make the world go round.

[jrandom]

imply that... if you didn't, then you must be gay!

Er, no:


I have found the only straight ones...

the ones who generally start themselves i find are lesbians

You're reading more into Mark's statements than he actually wrote. He made a simple statement about his personal experiences, nothing more.


I don't give a shit which side of the fence... isn't a rule that says gay people can't have non-gay mates... takes all sorts...

Y'know something?

I find it interesting how some heterosexual people feel the need to get all defensive over this issue. Jumping up and down, banging on tables and going on about how they have no problem whatsoever with homosexuals.

Methinks the lady doth protest a little too much.

:sherlock:

To be honest, it's not something I've ever really thought about. The whole gay/straight identity thing has always appeared rather odd to me. I don't define myself by who I have sex with.

I do define myself, though, by my motorcycle.

:rockon:

[mstriumph]

........

I have found the only straight ones are those with bf's or ex bf's who have got them into it.

............ ones who generally start themselves i find are lesbians lol

..........

i am happy to be an exception to your rule :rolleyes: ..... methinks you have MUCH to learn, Grasshopper :msn-wink:

[kiwifruit]

I do define myself, though, by my motorcycle.



fag :buggerd:

[jrandom]

fag

:hug:

See you Friday night...

[mstriumph]

.................

Methinks the lady doth protest a little too much.

:sherlock:..............

so are you implying SHE'S a lesbian?? :gob: :shutup:

[jrandom]

so are you implying SHE'S a lesbian??

Not at all; just a touch, maybe, of repressed homophobia.

[mstriumph]

Not at all; just a touch, maybe, of repressed homophobia.

but i thought homos LIKED being repressed .... shit, sorry, no - that's S&Ms isn't it ...... :pinch:


-------- or mebbe it's M&Ms - hell, i'll NEVER get this terminology straight ...



*thinks .... 'straight' ... isn't that what STARTED this arguement??*:doh:

[jrandom]

M&Ms

Mmmm.

Peanut M&Ms, when one has the munchies, are the food of the devil.

[Lucy]

So, what's wrong with them???:lol:

:ride:

Well, two of the lesbians have actually got scooters for fun, but I didn't mention it 'cos I didn't want anyone to think they were gay.

[scumdog]

, and, for what it's worth, I have to agree with him, inasmuch as I don't know any heterosexual female motorcyclists who got onto two wheels of their own accord, as opposed to following in the footsteps of their family or partner.

Aw c'mon, CB was riding and had her licence ages before me - and none of her famly was into bikes....

And I don't THINK she's a dyke :whistle:

[jrandom]

Aw c'mon, CB was riding and had her licence ages before me - and none of her famly was into bikes...

Rightio... we have CB and Goblin on the 'self-motivated straight biker chicks' list, now, any other takers?

[Mikkel]

Mmmm.

Peanut M&Ms, when one has the munchies, are the food of the devil.

Especially if you suffer from peanut allergy...

[georgie]

I wonder if you would have reacted in a less frothy fashion if someone else had made the same statement?

Mark was just commenting on what he's observed, and, for what it's worth, I have to agree with him, inasmuch as I don't know any heterosexual female motorcyclists who got onto two wheels of their own accord, as opposed to following in the footsteps of their family or partner.

I am a straight female, the only one in my family to get into motorcycling, and have never had a partner with a bike. But then again you dont know me, so fair call. But we do exist, honest:innocent:

[jrandom]

I am a straight female...

Right about now is when you should probably duck to avoid the ravenous onslaught of the KB Desperation Brigade...

[georgie]

Right about now is when you should probably duck to avoid the ravenous onslaught of the KB Desperation Brigade...


Ermm... then prehaps i should mention I'm old, and Fugly :lol:

[martybabe]

Ermm... then prehaps i should mention I'm old, and Fugly :lol:

That'll do me. :love:

[fireball]

i think my co-worker is having an identity crisis tonight she asked what makes a lesbian so butch and others so femme:blink:

[YellowDog]

What an amazing thread!

So far as Lesbians go, I don't mind what part of the Middle-East people come from.

[Hitcher]

So far as Lesbians go, I don't mind what part of the Middle-East people come from.

Lesbos is off the coast of Greece, not in the middle east.

[scumdog]

Lesbos is off the coast of Greece, not in the middle east.

Lesbos?

I thought that was French plural for bosses?

[Beemer]

...Y'know something?

I find it interesting how some heterosexual people feel the need to get all defensive over this issue. Jumping up and down, banging on tables and going on about how they have no problem whatsoever with homosexuals.

Methinks the lady doth protest a little too much.

:sherlock:

To be honest, it's not something I've ever really thought about. The whole gay/straight identity thing has always appeared rather odd to me. I don't define myself by who I have sex with.

I do define myself, though, by my motorcycle.

:rockon:

Christ, and I thought MARK could spout shit! My comment about not caring whether someone was gay or straight when out riding with them was in direct response to a post by MaxB who said the same. Is HE protesting too much, or is it okay for him to say this because he's male? It's not like I spouted the old "some of my best friends are [insert gay/coloured/religious/etc]" line!

Who DOES define themselves by who they have sex with? I don't recall hearing gay people go on about who they have sex with, nor do they appear to be defined by their orientation.

Defining yourself by your motorcycle is a bit tossy though and I'm sorry that this is the one thing that says who you are.

And wow, someone thinks I'm gay because I post in a thread about lesbians. That's SO original. I'll take it as a compliment - the lesbians who have posted in this thread appear to be far more intelligent than the likes of you, whatever your sexual orientation!:baby:

[Beemer]

Lesbos?

I thought that was French plural for bosses?

Nope, that would be Cnuts.

[jrandom]

Defining yourself by your motorcycle is a bit tossy though and I'm sorry that this is the one thing that says who you are.

I actually wrote "amongst other things" into that post, originally, but then deleted it because I liked the rhetorical impact of my unqualified hyperbole.


And wow, someone thinks I'm gay because I post in a thread about lesbians. That's SO original...



so are you implying SHE'S a lesbian??Not at all; just a touch, maybe, of repressed homophobia.

For someone who purports to be a journalist, you're not very good at reading and comprehension, are you?

:confused:


I'll take it as a compliment - the lesbians who have posted in this thread appear to be far more intelligent than the likes of you...

fireball and LilSel will take that as a great compliment.

:hug:

[Hitcher]

After nearly five years of contributing to Kiwi Biker forums, I have ascertained that not all cretans come from Crete.

[Beemer]

For someone who purports to be a journalist, you're not very good at reading and comprehension, are you?

Purports, that's a BIG word for a little boy to use! You could also use a lesson in comprehension. Homophobia means a hatred of or fear of homosexuals. Can't find anything in any of my posts that alludes to that. My annoyance was directed at people who thought ALL women who rode motorcycles were lesbians. I get just as annoyed by people who think ALL journalists write lies for tabloid papers. It's unfounded generalisations that irritate me.

I was once hit on by a guy I wasn't interested in who immediately thought I was gay because I didn't fancy him. Same thing as the motorcycling females must be lesbians line - I'm not worried about being thought of as gay, I'm pissed off that people lack the originality to think of any other reason for a person's behaviour.

[007XX]

After nearly five years of contributing to Kiwi Biker forums, I have ascertained that not all cretans come from Crete.

Greeks were famous for their Homosexual antics...Lovely way to stay on topic sir!

[jrandom]

Purports, that's a BIG word for a little boy to use!

I want to be a journalist when I grow up.


Homophobia means a hatred of or fear of homosexuals. Can't find anything in any of my posts that alludes to that.

I did suggest that it was just a touch of repressed homophobia. I chose those qualifications with care.

[pritch]

I have ascertained that not all cretans come from Crete.

Actually I would think they do, but cretins may be found anywhere?

[Hitcher]

Actually I would think they do, but cretins may be found anywhere?

Just like croutons.

[scumdog]

After nearly five years of contributing to Kiwi Biker forums, I have ascertained that not all cretans come from Crete.

Nor mongols from Mongolia or spastics from Spata...:innocent:

[ManDownUnder]

Just like croutons.

Are there prisons in Crete? And if so - are they made for the cons, by the cons and of the cons?

Wouldn't their prisons therefore be a democracy?

[PrincessBandit]

I have a hubby ... but i have to say it is nice to see a women in leathers who has a nice ass.

I do actually have to agree on that point! Aesthetically speaking of course!




... because: I had short hair; I rode a motorcycle; I wore Doc Martens and I had tattoos.


Ah, I no longer qualify as my hair is a lot longer now :laugh:


I think Mark must have a skewed perception of reality in this respect because most of the girls he meets tell him they're lesbians....

SkidMark "Hi, my names Mark what's yours"
Girl "Umm, I'm a lesbian, and now I have to go away and do lesbian things - goodbye"

Hahahahahaha! My biggest laugh of the day so far. Thanks bert_is_evil!


... the majority of us wont even look twice at a straight girl (they are yucky)


:crybaby: I still think you are nice!

[jrandom]

:crybaby: I still think you are nice!

Interesting, isn't it, how a lesbian can call heterosexual women 'yucky' and be sympathised with, but if a straight chick called dykes 'yucky' she'd get absolutely hammered.

:sherlock:

(Personally, I think fireball's full of shit anyway ;))

[Beemer]

I want to be a journalist when I grow up.

I did suggest that it was just a touch of repressed homophobia. I chose those qualifications with care.

Sorry, but we can't wait that long.

Repressed homophobia? That is just a cop-out way of saying you can't really find anything to support your views but you're sticking with them anyway.

I think you've got a touch of unrepressed arsehole about you to be honest.

[jrandom]

That is just a cop-out way of saying you can't really find anything to support your views but you're sticking with them anyway.

'A touch of repressed homophobia' is the impression I get from your strident banging on about the subject. As I said, methinks the lady doth protest a little too much.

Naturally, that being the case, when someone points it out, you'll tend to get annoyed, respond with irrelevant personal remarks, et cetera. Repressed issues do usually manifest in that manner.


I think you've got a touch of unrepressed arsehole about you to be honest.

More than a touch, sweetheart, more than a touch. And isn't it annoying when an arsehole's right about something?

:msn-wink:

[Ixion]

Just like croutons.

And cretonnes. From all goat haberdashers.

[Beemer]

'A touch of repressed homophobia' is the impression I get from your strident banging on about the subject. As I said, methinks the lady doth protest a little too much.

Naturally, that being the case, when someone points it out, you'll tend to get annoyed, respond with irrelevant personal remarks, et cetera. Repressed issues do usually manifest in that manner.

More than a touch, sweetheart, more than a touch. And isn't it annoying when an arsehole's right about something?:msn-wink:

You've posted 25 times in this thread and I've posted seven times, so that's a case of the pot calling the kettle black.:nono: Methinks YOU doth protest WAY too much.

And an arsehole being right about something is STILL an arsehole.:Pokey:

[jrandom]

You've posted 25 times in this thread and I've posted seven times, so that's a case of the pot calling the kettle black.:nono: Methinks YOU doth protest WAY too much.

Ah, but none of my posts were protests. I'm just generally enthusiastic about the subject of women having sex with each other.

:2thumbsup


And an arsehole being right about something is STILL an arsehole.

:hug:

It makes me go all warm and fuzzy when you admit that I'm right.

[Ixion]

Ah, but none of my posts were protests. I'm just generally enthusiastic about the subject of women having sex with each other.
..


I'd be more generally enthusiatic about the subject of women having sex with me, m'self. But whatever rocks y' boat. Are you equally generally enthusiastic about the subject of men having sex with each other? Equal opportunities and all that.

[jrandom]

I'd be more generally enthusiatic about the subject of women having sex with me, m'self. But whatever rocks y' boat.

The two concepts are not mutually exclusive.


Are you equally generally enthusiastic about the subject of men having sex with each other?

I'm fairly sure that them as do, don't need my encouragement.

[ManDownUnder]

I'd be more generally enthusiatic about the subject of women having sex with me, m'self. But whatever rocks y' boat. Are you equally generally enthusiastic about the subject of men having sex with each other? Equal opportunities and all that.

Interesting post that one... and it cuts to the nub of a frailty that surrounds sex and sexuality in New Zealand...

Excuse the dreadful pun - but here's a blow by blow from my view on it.

I'd be more generally enthusiatic about the subject of women having sex with me
Me too - I'm that way inclined personally


But whatever rocks y' boat
Agreed... people out there seem to have variations on my preferences sexually. Fair enough - I'm not wrong - and nor are they. It's entirely down to the individual(s) concerned


Are you equally generally enthusiastic about the subject of men having sex with each other? Equal opportunities and all that.
If you're asking am I interested in sex with other men - not personally. I've been hit on a couple of times in my travels and found it flattering, not threatening in the slightest, but simply not for me. I found there was nothing attractive or arousing about it personally

If you are asking if I am enthusiastic about men having sex with each other. Generally - yes. If it's something that that works for them (for all the reasons that good sex should - it's validating, fun, close, intimate, arousing etc)... then why the hell not? It's none of my business what others do in their personal lives... so who I am to tell them they're not allowed to?

[Oakie]

Are there prisons in Crete? And if so - are they made for the cons, by the cons and of the cons?

And they're probably made of con crete. :clap::clap::clap:

[Ixion]

No, you're getting mixed up with South America. That's Chile con crete.

[fireball]

Interesting, isn't it, how a lesbian can call heterosexual women 'yucky' and be sympathised with, but if a straight chick called dykes 'yucky' she'd get absolutely hammered.

:sherlock:

(Personally, I think fireball's full of shit anyway ;))

the only reason a man doesnt call dykes yucky is because of this weird useless fantasy that he has the power to turn a lesbian straight...... or have this awesome 3some with 2 lesbians
personally i dont know how anyone can think a 3some with 2 lesbians is possibly going to be great sex..... as lesbians dont do men, so you would miss out, not even get a show or if you did get into bed with them they are bisexual greedy little beasties!

and as for me being full of shit..... you are right i appreciate good looking women (wouldnt sleep with them) and i can appreciate a good looking man (even less likely to sleep with them)

but i like a good bit of pussy like the next man and the next and i love bikes just like all of you here

yeah must be gay

[PrincessBandit]

And cretonnes.

Tonnes of cre??? How much for a kilo? Or 100g if it's really expensive.

[jrandom]

the only reason a man doesnt call dykes yucky is because of this weird useless fantasy that he has the power to turn a lesbian straight...... or have this awesome 3some with 2 lesbians

Is it entirely outside the realm of your conception to consider that a man may find the idea of women having sex with each other erotic in and of itself, without any particular desire to be personally involved?

The spectrum of human sexuality is very broad, and I'm afraid you've only been exposed to a small portion of it.

[Maha]

Interesting, isn't it, how a lesbian can call heterosexual women 'yucky' and be sympathised with, but if a straight chick called dykes 'yucky' she'd get absolutely hammered.



So you have seen the collection of WIMA riders???

[Curious_AJ]

hmmm lesbians and bikes.. personally i've only met very few woman who ride bikes and are lesbians.. the majority have been straight :S eeenteresteeeng...

well, I've always been into bikes, just took a long time to get my A into G and get to riding one myself! mmm cruisers are yummy... pitty i could only afford a little one... but betty is so shiney!!

ahem... hmmm am i missing something here??

[CookMySock]

The spectrum of human sexuality is very broad, and I'm afraid you've only been exposed to a small portion of it.haha, you have come a long way since the beginning of this thread. Been broadening your experiences dood ? :lol:

edit: actually its my mistake - I was reading the threesome thread as well and got confused.

DB

[Hanne]

So you have seen the collection of WIMA riders???


What's wrong with WIMA??

[Maha]

What's wrong with WIMA??


Im picking they dont bake as good as you do.

[jrandom]

was reading the threesome thread as well and got confused.

Do you see some inconsistency between what I wrote in that thread and this one?

:confused:

[CookMySock]

Do you see some inconsistency between what I wrote in that thread and this one?:confused:wellll, nooo, thats not the right word. Just it seemed you had traversed some space between then and now... from "can such a thing be wrought" to "these things are quite common you see". :whistle:

how easily can these perception things be wrong tho

DB

[jrandom]

how easily can these perception things be wrong tho

And how easily can shades of perception be wrought at the wordsmith's behest for the desired audience...

;)

[CookMySock]

And how easily can shades of perception be wrought at the wordsmith's behest for the desired audience...;)LOL hey! its the Internet ! :2thumbsup

DB

[007XX]

And how easily can shades of perception be wrought at the wordsmith's behest for the desired audience...

;)

You've just got to love a shady character! :D

[Ixion]

And how easily can shades of perception be wrought at the wordsmith's behest for the desired audience...

;)

Shades of perception? Kewl !(Unless they're cursed , of course)

I cast dazzling light of ephiphany and put on doh-rag of hawgliness.

[Maha]

And how easily can shades of perception be wrought at the wordsmith's behest for the desired audience...

;)


Um.....What??? :wacko:
And what the hell does behest mean...no, I aint looking it up!

[jrandom]

I cast dazzling light of ephiphany and put on doh-rag of hawgliness.

I use my 1d10 saving throw against charisma, cast Shadow of Darkness, roll up with some bitches and ask "Where do I park this?"

[Ixion]

Just as well. Even looking up behesting could get you in deep trouble these days, the way the cops are clamping down on that sort of thing. If they found evidence of behestliness on your harddrive you wouldn't talk your way out of it in a hurry.

[Ixion]

My Wall of Chrome illuminates your Shadow of Darkness. I wield blessed +7 slashcuts.

[Hitcher]

The behest is yet to come.

The number of the behest.

And that is enough behestiality from me for one day.

[jrandom]

My Wall of Chrome illuminates your Shadow of Darkness. I weild blessed +7 slashcuts.

I cast Summon Mod, add it to my party, and order it to attack while I regenerate mana.

[Maha]

The behest is yet to come.

The number of the behest.

And that is enough behestiality from me for one day.


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh got it now....Iron Maiden, The Number of the Beast?...:devil2:

behestiality Not touching that at this satge...:(

[Krayy]

Would this be an appropriate thread to mention that The Indigo Girls are my favourite band...ever.

[crash harry]

I'll add my 2c worth to the pile

I know 3 girls that currently ride, one's gay and one isn't.

I guess the difference here is that lesbians that ride do so because the like riding motorcycles, whereas straight girls that ride do so because they like riding... motorcycles.

Oh. Wait. There is no difference there.

Guys who ride on the other hand, do it because they like riding motorcycles.

Wait. Still no difference.

I guess we all just like riding motorcycles.
So let's go and ride motorcycles!
:scooter::scooter::scooter:

[crash harry]

Oh yeah, and to the OP (Fireball? - can't be bothered checking, think it was you), the chicks who wouldn't ride because "Only dykes ride bikes" are no different than the guys who dream up other excuses for why they don't ride - it probably really boils down to that they're scared to ride on the road, but they couldn't admit that, so they need another reason

[georgie]

I'll add my 2c worth to the pile

I know 3 girls that currently ride, one's gay and one isn't.

I guess the difference here is that lesbians that ride do so because the like riding motorcycles, whereas straight girls that ride do so because they like riding... motorcycles.

Oh. Wait. There is no difference there.

Guys who ride on the other hand, do it because they like riding motorcycles.

Wait. Still no difference.

I guess we all just like riding motorcycles.
So let's go and ride motorcycles!


:scooter::scooter::scooter:

Whats the 3rd girl then?:blink:

[mstriumph]

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrandom

Quote:
Originally Posted by mstriumph
so are you implying SHE'S a lesbian??
Not at all; just a touch, maybe, of repressed homophobia.

For someone who purports to be a journalist, you're not very good at reading and comprehension, are you?


if you are talking to yourself in this set - as you appear to be - hava a hug, it's been a looooooooooong day :hug:

if you got it wrong with the quotation thingies and are actually talking to me - well, you got it wrong - both ways .....
a] a journalist?? i've never purported to earn my crust as a journalist [MY parents were married :yes:] and
b] i probably 'comprehend' you more than you're comfortable with .........even to the use of three syllables when one would do and the other sad tactics you use to fend people off -keep them at bay ...........

now - if i were you, i'd go with option 'a'
because option 'b' doesn't bear thinking about, does it.



[that'll be a dollar - leave it on the seat as you leave :drinkup:]

[Mikkel]

I use my 1d10 saving throw against charisma, cast Shadow of Darkness, roll up with some bitches and ask "Where do I park this?"

Saving throws are made using a d20 - everyone knows that :rolleyes:


Whats the 3rd girl then?:blink:

Good question - perhaps she is bi-sexual... Would that count as one of each, or a half of each or none of each :scratch:

[jrandom]

if you are talking to yourself in this set...

Rofflies!

Awww!

I was talking to Beemer, my dear lady (she's a journalist). I would never address you in such fashion!

Your quote was included for her reference, nothing more.

[gijoe1313]

Saving throws are made using a d20 - everyone knows that :rolleyes:



Good question - perhaps she is bi-sexual... Would that count as one of each, or a half of each or none of each :scratch:

Unless you are using an open-ended D100 system with resistance tables? I prefer the tri-sexuals, they'll try anything! :innocent: Suffice to say that this thread is worthless without pictures! :devil2: :innocent:

[Hitcher]

You'll look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual built for two.

[Mikkel]

Unless you are using an open-ended D100 system with resistance tables? I prefer the tri-sexuals, they'll try anything! :innocent: Suffice to say that this thread is worthless without pictures! :devil2: :innocent:

Oh you mean like Rolemaster and Spacemaster and what have you?

Anyway, d100!=d10 - I suppose you could stretch it and say d100=d10^2 ;)

Now get some pics of those trisexuals...

[avgas]

"I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"
Ah yes - this means she is a secret closet lesbian. Isn't it obvious or can only guys see this?
Get her drunk.

[Hitcher]

she is a secret closet lesbian.

Like that's going to work for her.

[fireball]

Ah yes - this means she is a secret closet lesbian. Isn't it obvious or can only guys see this?
Get her drunk.

aged 17 years, and not my type plus im happily whipped by LilSel

so she is free game to a big manly biker i think i scare her just a little bit

[thehollowmen]

Seen this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7376919.stm

Long story short: Lesbians, the people from the isle of Lesbos are getting uppidy about the use of their namesake.

Meh, what's wrong with a bit of homosexuality anyway?

The teasing about me being a bit poofy in my leather pants stopped when I snogged my male boss.

[Hitcher]

Meh, what's wrong with a bit of homosexuality anyway?

They should all be thrown into a bottomless pit.

[scumdog]

They should all be thrown into a bottomless pit.

Whose bottom???

And why should it be less?

[Oakie]

They should all be thrown into a bottomless pit.
I seem to remember that that was purported as a 'cure' for homosexuality.

Ooh ooh ooh ... how do you catch a homosexual mouse? ..... Get a poofy cat!

[007XX]

Whose bottom???

And why should it be less?

Because less is generally more in this instance...although it apparently depends on personal taste for a few.

[Monie]

Oh yeah, and to the OP (Fireball? - can't be bothered checking, think it was you), the chicks who wouldn't ride because "Only dykes ride bikes" are no different than the guys who dream up other excuses for why they don't ride - it probably really boils down to that they're scared to ride on the road, but they couldn't admit that, so they need another reason


I know this guy who says he wont ride because it is going to rain lol

[Hitcher]

I know this guy who says he wont ride because it is going to rain
Does that make him a lesbian or a hasbian?

[YellowDog]

Hitcher mate, you are spot on. I guess I was thinking of the Lebanon.

But on the subject of Lesbos : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7376919.stm

[jrandom]

As always, Tatsuya Ishida makes a thread-dredge worthwhile:

<img src="http://www.sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2008-05-05.gif"/>

[LilSel]

As always, Tatsuya Ishida makes a thread-dredge worthwhile:



:lol: thats great!! :D

[madbikeboy]

Okay, I've been reading this post with some interest, as you do.

I've got a couple of practical (and not so practical questions). Now, it seems to me the idea of lesbians is kind of interesting, and I get that there is a spectrum of sexuality from gay to straight, and from normal christian sex (meaning none) to full on kinky group sex with implements and rubber gloves (particularly if you're a cop in Vegas).

But, being practical - it strikes me that living with another lesbian must produce some interesting problems. Like, the double dose of PMS each month. I mean, if there is there is an alignment of timing, does that explain the murder rate between women? :lol: Also, who gets to harange whom about the toilet seat, the rubbish not being taken out, and worst of all, who gets the wet spot? :drool:

And what about shoes? How can people who share shoes remain friends?

Do lesbians occasionally get longings for traditional loving?, I mean there has to an element of biological programming hasn't there?

Do lesbians - and I'm being serious about this one - decide who gets to lead, and who gets to follow when they dance? Is it a coin toss thing? I have this mental picture of Joanne and Josephine arguing the toss on a strictly ballroom night.

Who gets control of the remote, and who gets to ride up front?

One last question - and this is kind of interesting and kind of rude to ask, and I am being serious - why do some lesbians dress like blokes, and blokes who can't dress at that, and before you get angry, it seems one of the benefits of being a gay man is that they learn to dress and groom really well, and for straights like me, being confused for dressing like a gay man is kind of a compliment (if you get what I mean). Surely one of the benefits for being lesbian is tapping into that same gift of dress sense and style?

:calm:

[CookMySock]

:blink::psst::corn::drinkup:

DB

[007XX]

Okay, I've been reading this post with some interest, as you do.

I've got a couple of practical (and not so practical questions).

Very interesting (someone's given this a lot of thought eh? ;))...I am looking forward to reading the answers from the concerned parties :yes:

[bert_is_evil]

And what about shoes? How can people who share shoes remain friends?

We are supposed to share shoes??? wtf?


One last question - and this is kind of interesting and kind of rude to ask, and I am being serious - why do some lesbians dress like blokes, and blokes who can't dress at that, and before you get angry, it seems one of the benefits of being a gay man is that they learn to dress and groom really well, and for straights like me, being confused for dressing like a gay man is kind of a compliment (if you get what I mean). Surely one of the benefits for being lesbian is tapping into that same gift of dress sense and style?

Yes there are some lesbians that dress like blokes, but there are also loads of lesbians that don't. You probably only recognise the ones that do which makes you think all do but it's not the case. It's possible you might see poorly dressed straight women and assume they are lesbians as wall.

It raises and interesting question though - what is "style" exactly? It's a very different thing to "fashion". I personally don't care if someone else wants to wear a leather waistcoat and a feather earing, it's not my cup of tea but whatever. I used to wear skirts, high heeled boots, stockings and all that to work, I was sitting on the bus one day (freezing) when it stopped and two people got on, both obviously going to work in an office like me. A guy in a suit carrying a bag slung over his shoulder looking confident and comfortable, and a girl in a skirt and high heels, a tiny handbag with an impractically small strap, and another bag to actually carry stuff in. The bus drove on and the guy was fine. The girl on the other hand was stumbling around on her high heels, wrestling with her purse, trying to keep the hair out of her face, pulling her skirt down so it didn't ride up while she held onto the bar... you get the picture, she was clearly at a disadvantage. I was sitting there pondering why women's clothing had to be some damn impractical and uncomfortable, how unfair it was that to look good we have to wear this crap when it dawned on me - we do it to ourselves! Nobody forces us to wear this stuff, and is looking weak and incapeable of even standing up properly on a moving bus or breaking into a jog to cross the road actually attractive? And if so to whom? So I made a concious decision to no longer conform to what the majority of society considers to be "fasionable" and instead to wear what I think looks (and feels) good. That doesn't necessarily mean dressing like a man, just not dressing like a barbie doll.

[Bambam]

Does anyone know of gay biker groups in NZ, specifically wellington?

[jrandom]

We...

WTF? You're gay?

It's an invasion! Run for the hills!

[jrandom]

Does anyone know of gay biker groups in NZ, specifically wellington?

Absolutely (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=23580).

:niceone:

[CookMySock]

[and] how unfair it was that to look good we have to wear this craphrm, a nice sporty outfit does it for me. Or a nice soft tracksuit. A smart business suit on chix is verrrry hot. I agree you don't need all that uncomfortable stuff - hard to get a hand down it too. :whistle:

DB

[fergie]

saying all female motorcyclists are lesbia:whocares::whocares:n is like saying all male hairdressers are gay

[Usarka]

saying all female motorcyclists are lesbia:whocares::whocares:n is like saying all male hairdressers are gay
not at all, there are plenty of straight female motorcyclists.

[ManDownUnder]

I'll have you know I've happily followed some straigh female butts on bikes for miles on occasion. What a great way to be distracted.

[madbikeboy]

saying all female motorcyclists are lesbia:whocares::whocares:n is like saying all male hairdressers are gay

My male hairdresser isn't gay. But his boyfriend, I reckon he might be.

[madbikeboy]

We are supposed to share shoes??? wtf?



Yes there are some lesbians that dress like blokes, but there are also loads of lesbians that don't. You probably only recognise the ones that do which makes you think all do but it's not the case. It's possible you might see poorly dressed straight women and assume they are lesbians as wall.

It raises and interesting question though - what is "style" exactly? It's a very different thing to "fashion". I personally don't care if someone else wants to wear a leather waistcoat and a feather earing, it's not my cup of tea but whatever. I used to wear skirts, high heeled boots, stockings and all that to work, I was sitting on the bus one day (freezing) when it stopped and two people got on, both obviously going to work in an office like me. A guy in a suit carrying a bag slung over his shoulder looking confident and comfortable, and a girl in a skirt and high heels, a tiny handbag with an impractically small strap, and another bag to actually carry stuff in. The bus drove on and the guy was fine. The girl on the other hand was stumbling around on her high heels, wrestling with her purse, trying to keep the hair out of her face, pulling her skirt down so it didn't ride up while she held onto the bar... you get the picture, she was clearly at a disadvantage. I was sitting there pondering why women's clothing had to be some damn impractical and uncomfortable, how unfair it was that to look good we have to wear this crap when it dawned on me - we do it to ourselves! Nobody forces us to wear this stuff, and is looking weak and incapeable of even standing up properly on a moving bus or breaking into a jog to cross the road actually attractive? And if so to whom? So I made a concious decision to no longer conform to what the majority of society considers to be "fasionable" and instead to wear what I think looks (and feels) good. That doesn't necessarily mean dressing like a man, just not dressing like a barbie doll.

Anyone doing the barbie doll thing (or who looks like Paris Hilton) is not stylish. How do you pick a lesbian who isn't dressed in the cliche? I'm asking seriously?..

[The Stranger]

saying all female motorcyclists are lesbia:whocares::whocares:n is like saying all male hairdressers are gay

So, you're saying all female motorcyclists ARE lesbians then.

[Maha]

Anyone wanna be my Lesbian??..... Even Im better looking than some and I dont wear Doc Martins...:2thumbsup

[007XX]

Anyone wanna be my Lesbian??..... Even Im better looking than some and I dont wear Doc Martins...:2thumbsup

Don't think so...but I'll play with your wife though! :devil2:

[yungatart]

Don't think so...but I'll play with your wife though! :devil2:

I'm heartbroken :crybaby:...you never wanted to play with me :no:

[CookMySock]

Don't think so...but I'll play with your wife though! :devil2:bahahah, bring it on !

DB

[Mom]

Rightio... we have CB and Goblin on the 'self-motivated straight biker chicks' list, now, any other takers?

That would be me! Economic reasons when I first left home made it essential that I had cheap, reliable transport... A motorbike! My parents were not amused.



yeah must be gay

Shit you're not are you :lol:


"Only dykes ride bikes" are no different than the guys who dream up other excuses for why they don't ride

They would be called pussies I presume?


Anyone wanna be my Lesbian??..... Even Im better looking than some and I dont wear Doc Martins...:2thumbsup

Pick meeeeeee!


Don't think so...but I'll play with your wife though! :devil2:


You never let on you fancied me :oi-grr: Though the offers of a massage are beginning to make a bit more sense now :killingme

[bert_is_evil]

Anyone doing the barbie doll thing (or who looks like Paris Hilton) is not stylish. How do you pick a lesbian who isn't dressed in the cliche? I'm asking seriously?..

By the secret handshake of course...

You can't - that's the point (unless they are holding hands with or kissing another girl, that's a giveaway)

[jrandom]

You can't - that's the point...

Yeah, I totally didn't pick you as gay from those back protector photos.

[McJim]

(unless they are holding hands with or kissing another girl, that's a giveaway)
But straight call girls and porn stars do that too - so how are we to know the difference? :rofl:

[bert_is_evil]

But straight call girls and porn stars do that too - so how are we to know the difference? :rofl:

Hmmm well the straight girls look around to make sure someone is watching first. ...

[1 Free Man]

Lesbian or straight? who gives a flying fuck. You cant beat the look of a nice looking bod in tight black leathers. Followed a nice looking bod once when I was driving my cage. HTCHICK the P plate. followed her for as long as I could.
WHAT a nice looking butt. MMMMM black leather..:drool::sweatdrop:2thumbsup

[Hitcher]

WHAT a nice looking butt. MMMMM black leather..

On an Angus steer or a sofa?

[fireball]

By the secret handshake of course...

You can't - that's the point (unless they are holding hands with or kissing another girl, that's a giveaway)

not only the handshake but the lovely GAY-DAR plus they are easy to spot you just need to know what to look for.......:innocent:

[007XX]

I'm heartbroken :crybaby:...you never wanted to play with me :no:

Oh yes, I did...don't tell me you didn't notice?!? :shit: :weep:


bahahah, bring it on !

DB

With you in the middle, I suppose...:shifty:




You never let on you fancied me :oi-grr: Though the offers of a massage are beginning to make a bit more sense now :killingme

Geez, now you catch on? darn it woman, what do i got to do??? :rolleyes:

[CookMySock]

With you in the middle, I suppose...:shifty:not at all.. happy to sit back.. ;)

DB

[Pwalo]

So is it true that only lesbians ride bikes?

[CookMySock]

So is it true that only lesbians ride bikes?I don't think we have arrived there.. but I think we all fully and unanimously agree that only hot chix ride bikes, and they ride them well. Feel free to bling etc, kthx. lol.

DB

[Curious_AJ]

We are supposed to share shoes??? wtf?



Yes there are some lesbians that dress like blokes, but there are also loads of lesbians that don't. You probably only recognise the ones that do which makes you think all do but it's not the case. It's possible you might see poorly dressed straight women and assume they are lesbians as wall.

It raises and interesting question though - what is "style" exactly? It's a very different thing to "fashion". I personally don't care if someone else wants to wear a leather waistcoat and a feather earing, it's not my cup of tea but whatever. I used to wear skirts, high heeled boots, stockings and all that to work, I was sitting on the bus one day (freezing) when it stopped and two people got on, both obviously going to work in an office like me. A guy in a suit carrying a bag slung over his shoulder looking confident and comfortable, and a girl in a skirt and high heels, a tiny handbag with an impractically small strap, and another bag to actually carry stuff in. The bus drove on and the guy was fine. The girl on the other hand was stumbling around on her high heels, wrestling with her purse, trying to keep the hair out of her face, pulling her skirt down so it didn't ride up while she held onto the bar... you get the picture, she was clearly at a disadvantage. I was sitting there pondering why women's clothing had to be some damn impractical and uncomfortable, how unfair it was that to look good we have to wear this crap when it dawned on me - we do it to ourselves! Nobody forces us to wear this stuff, and is looking weak and incapeable of even standing up properly on a moving bus or breaking into a jog to cross the road actually attractive? And if so to whom? So I made a concious decision to no longer conform to what the majority of society considers to be "fasionable" and instead to wear what I think looks (and feels) good. That doesn't necessarily mean dressing like a man, just not dressing like a barbie doll.

I found this really excellent!! great post love!

ok, usually my wardrobe consists of LOTS of pairs of jeans (when in casual i really wear nothing else unless its shorts of some kind... dont really wear skirts or dresses coz they're impractical!!) and lots of funky t-shirts and tank tops.

that's what i wear coz it's comfy and as far as i know, it always looks okay if its not too ratty. I wear big giant motorcycle jumpers or just a normal hoodie or even a nice coat when i'm cold. when i go out, i wear some nice jeans or pants maybe a dress or skirt if i feel like it and wide, short heeled shoes that still look rather nice with sparkly things on them or what not. then i see the other girls dressing in tops that fall down all the time, skirts that ride up all the time, stupid shoes etc etc and wonder, "what the hell are they doing to themselves!? they just look awkward!"

fashion is dumb, sometimes i like the things they have, most of the time i dont. to all the girls out there that do dress up for other people and not themselves... i think personally others like you more if you feel comfortable with yourself and what you're wearing!!

[crash harry]

Whats the 3rd girl then?:blink:

Either I can't count or I can't type. It's up to you to decide.

Hmm... I think I must have edited the post half way through - my sister doesn't ride anymore because she is pregnant - so that messed up my count. And seeing as how I'm quite stupid I can't hold that many things in my head at one time... like counting to 3...