Biking is like sex...

[Chickenlegs]

..........

[hang0ver]

Sex is far cheaper then biking...

For me anyway.

And I'm not even that good looking.

Maybe there's someway I can even the odds? I guess that comes with age.

_-H-_

[Mikkel]

Nah, sex is far noisier...

[Deviant Esq]

Hmm... the odd difference. Sex - it's better if she's wet... ;)

[Romeo]

Biking is like sex, except I've got a bike!

[awayatc]

Sex is far cheaper then biking...
_-H-_


The only way sex is cheap is if you pay as you go....:buggerd:

And like with biking, make sure to use your protective equipment.....:baby:

[awayatc]

.Biking is like sex.........


Patience my boy, patience....your time will come :rolleyes:

[Bikernereid]

sex n biking are not mutually exclusive!!

[MisterD]

sex n biking are not mutually exclusive!!

Just harder to combine than sex and cars...

[Bikernereid]

Practice makes pefect and you just need a good stand!!


Just harder to combine than sex and cars...

[MVnut]

Practice makes pefect and you just need a good stand!!

.....................or an empty racetrack:wari::2thumbsup

[MIXONE]

Seen on the side of a bike transporter.

"If MY Wife Let Me Ride Her As Much As My Bike Does I'd Be At Home Right Now"




Many a true word in jest and all that.

[007XX]

Many a true word in jest and all that.

:devil2: What he said..

I think that we could however expand a little on that concept:

Which bike represents your sex life the best?

[fizbin]

hahaha great post! +1:msn-wink:
But it is like i say to my wife.
"Here for a good time baby not a long time!":stupid:

[ManDownUnder]

... one slip and you're in the shit...

[FilthyLuka]

:devil2: What he said..

I think that we could however expand a little on that concept:

Which bike represents your sex life the best?

a yamaha TZR250

Noisy, unreliable, and a shitload of fun.

[007XX]

a yamaha TZR250

Noisy, unreliable, and a shitload of fun.

:laugh: Nice!

I'm still working out which bike would suit mine...she'd have to be a prototype really: somewhere between a Harley and a 1098 I reckon! :D

[MIXONE]

hahaha great post! +1:msn-wink:
But it is like i say to my wife.
"Here for a good time baby not a long time!":stupid:

So it would be an early 70's kawasaki triple two smoke for you.

[Mikkel]

Not sure what bike would represent me - but it would have to be dodgy for sure.

Probably a 2-stroke motard though - something that'll need it's piston looked at, at least every 20th hour :yes:

[Pwalo]

I'm surprised that no one's mentioned shaft drive yet.

[Katman]

I'm surprised that no one's mentioned shaft drive yet.

Or a '69 anything.

[Mikkel]

Any tank-slapper will do...

[Joliet]

Biking is like sex, except I've got a bike!

What the hells that supposed to mean?! :laugh:

[NOMIS]

Nah bikes dont wana cuddle after thrashing them.

[owner]

Practice makes pefect and you just need a good stand!!

Just curious:devil2: what sort of stand is best something like this maybe?
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[martybabe]

Rippling with muscle,sexy lines,too quick,fat in the middle and ready to go again after a short rest.

GSX1400 of course! ok and me. :rolleyes: :laugh:

[Chickenlegs]

Seen on the side of a bike transporter.

"If MY Wife Let Me Ride Her As Much As My Bike Does I'd Be At Home Right Now"




Many a true word in jest and all that.

You mean this one???

[Max Headroom]

So it would be an early 70's kawasaki triple two smoke for you.

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast......

[Mikkel]

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast......

Or you need another compound for your rubber... ;)

[SVboy]

Larger does not nessesarily mean more fun ,its all down to the skill of the equipment operator!.......but I would say that:shit:

[MIXONE]

I like all sorts of bikes but am happiest when there's no slop in the bore.

[Subike]

I have yet to meet a woman who can carry me at 200kph on her back!

[avgas]

Nah biking aint like sex.
If it were i would only get it 3 times a year.

[avgas]

I have yet to meet a woman who can carry me at 200kph on her back!
You probably have - but you couldn't stand her beard.

[Subike]

You probably have - but you couldn't stand her beard.

does that mean I would have to guess which way was up?

[Oakie]

Biking is like sex? Yeah ... all great fun until you fall off.

[fizbin]

So it would be an early 70's kawasaki triple two smoke for you.

Anything worse you can think of? :girlfight:
Hahaha no really?:crazy:

[MIXONE]

Anything worse you can think of? :girlfight:
Hahaha no really?:crazy:

No really everyone I know that rode one did it not for a long time because it either blew up or killed them but it sure as fuck was a good time.

[Oakie]

So it would be an early 70's kawasaki triple two smoke for you.

They were said to be hinged in the middle weren't they ...

[CookMySock]

I have yet to meet a woman who can carry me at 200kph on her back!hehe, oh I have. Sex IS much better when yo know what you're doing.. or when she does.. :cool:

DB

[Pwalo]

I like a close ratio box.

[Skyryder]

It's got more like sex with prepay too.:buggerd:

Syryder