flyingcrocodile46
28th April 2008, 23:57
This guy is sitting in a bar drunk. He asks the bartender, "Where's the
bathroom at?" The bartender says, "Go down the hall and make a right." Well,
all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream coming from the
bathroom, and they wonder about what's going on in there. A few minutes go by,
and again, everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that came out of the
bathroom. This time, the bartender decides to investigate, and he goes into
the bathroom to see what the drunk is screaming about. He opens the door and
asks the drunk, "What's all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all
my customers away." The drunk whines, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every
time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my
balls!" With that, the bartender looks in and says, "No wonder! You're sitting
on a mop bucket, you asshole!!"
bathroom at?" The bartender says, "Go down the hall and make a right." Well,
all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream coming from the
bathroom, and they wonder about what's going on in there. A few minutes go by,
and again, everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that came out of the
bathroom. This time, the bartender decides to investigate, and he goes into
the bathroom to see what the drunk is screaming about. He opens the door and
asks the drunk, "What's all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all
my customers away." The drunk whines, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every
time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my
balls!" With that, the bartender looks in and says, "No wonder! You're sitting
on a mop bucket, you asshole!!"