flyingcrocodile46
28th April 2008, 23:58
Three scientists were talking one day when one of them
asked if there had ever been an experiment carried out
to determine the effect of blocking off an elephants rectum
for an extended period of time. They discovered that it had
never been tried and so they resolved to try it themselves.
They got an elephant and inserted a huge plug into it's arse
and let the elephant go about it's daily business of eating
500 pounds of greenstuff a day.
After a couple of days, it occurred to the scientists that
someone was going to have to remove the plug from the
elephants arse. None of them were prepared to do it so
they got themselves a monkey and trained it to remove the
plug when it heard a particular bell sound.`
.
Come the day of the end of the experiment when the plug
was finally to be removed, they set themselves up at
respectable distances from the monkey and elephant -
1 scientist was 50 yards away,
1 was 500 yards away
and the third was a mile away.
All had recording equipment etc set up to record the event.
One had a button to press to sound the bell and prompt the
monkey to remove the plug from the elephant's arse.
The button was pressed, the bell sounded and there was
this god-almighty explosion.
The scientist at 1 mile from the elephant was splattered with
shit and he raced up to the scientist 500 yards from the
elephant. He too was covered in shit.
They both raced up to the scientist who had set himself up
50 yards from the elephant to find him up to his neck in shit,
covered in scratches and bruises and with a couple of broken
bones in his arms and legs. He was also pissing himself
laughing. One of his colleagues commented on all the injuries
he had sustained and asked why was he laughing so much.
"The bell sounded, the monkey pulled the plug and I was
injured when the blast threw me backwards away from my
position.", he said.
"But why were you laughing so much?", his colleagues
asked again.
"You'd be laughing too if you could have seen the expression on the monkey's face as he tried to put the plug back in."
asked if there had ever been an experiment carried out
to determine the effect of blocking off an elephants rectum
for an extended period of time. They discovered that it had
never been tried and so they resolved to try it themselves.
They got an elephant and inserted a huge plug into it's arse
and let the elephant go about it's daily business of eating
500 pounds of greenstuff a day.
After a couple of days, it occurred to the scientists that
someone was going to have to remove the plug from the
elephants arse. None of them were prepared to do it so
they got themselves a monkey and trained it to remove the
plug when it heard a particular bell sound.`
.
Come the day of the end of the experiment when the plug
was finally to be removed, they set themselves up at
respectable distances from the monkey and elephant -
1 scientist was 50 yards away,
1 was 500 yards away
and the third was a mile away.
All had recording equipment etc set up to record the event.
One had a button to press to sound the bell and prompt the
monkey to remove the plug from the elephant's arse.
The button was pressed, the bell sounded and there was
this god-almighty explosion.
The scientist at 1 mile from the elephant was splattered with
shit and he raced up to the scientist 500 yards from the
elephant. He too was covered in shit.
They both raced up to the scientist who had set himself up
50 yards from the elephant to find him up to his neck in shit,
covered in scratches and bruises and with a couple of broken
bones in his arms and legs. He was also pissing himself
laughing. One of his colleagues commented on all the injuries
he had sustained and asked why was he laughing so much.
"The bell sounded, the monkey pulled the plug and I was
injured when the blast threw me backwards away from my
position.", he said.
"But why were you laughing so much?", his colleagues
asked again.
"You'd be laughing too if you could have seen the expression on the monkey's face as he tried to put the plug back in."