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catalytic
20th December 2004, 09:16
:devil2: Big hello 2 one and all X I am from other side of the world but dont hold that against me :innocent:
I love Bikes, Rallies, Pubs all the norm! But specially Leather that always starts a tremble!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jrandom
20th December 2004, 09:22
Wot *is* it with all these bloody Poms? uk.rec.motorcycles getting boring, or summat?

Welcome to the forum...

Riff Raff
20th December 2004, 09:27
Hi baby
:banana: Glad you've joined. Now I've got you on a kiwi biker site, the next step is for you to get your arse over here!!! You realise it's 13 years since I left UK and saw you last?
:hug:

vifferman
20th December 2004, 09:29
Wot *is* it with all these bloody Poms? uk.rec.motorcycles getting boring, or summat?
Hi baby
:banana: Glad you've joined. Now I've got you on a kiwi biker site, the next step is for you to get your arse over here!!! You realise it's 13 years since I left UK and saw you last?
There ya go (or thar she blows, or summat...). It's Riff Raff's fault.

Firefight
20th December 2004, 09:29
Hi baby
:banana: Glad you've joined. Now I've got you on a kiwi biker site, the next step is for you to get your arse over here!!! You realise it's 13 years since I left UK and saw you last?
:hug:


No such place !!!!

Scotland, a free state !!

F/F

catalytic
20th December 2004, 09:36
There ya go (or thar she blows, or summat...). It's Riff Raff's fault.
Thanks a lot 4 all you love and warmth shown, i can feel it even over here and raff always drops me in it!

catalytic
20th December 2004, 09:37
Wot *is* it with all these bloody Poms? uk.rec.motorcycles getting boring, or summat?

Welcome to the forum...
Thanks 4 ur warm welcome its so nice 2 feel wanted x

catalytic
20th December 2004, 09:38
Hi baby
:banana: Glad you've joined. Now I've got you on a kiwi biker site, the next step is for you to get your arse over here!!! You realise it's 13 years since I left UK and saw you last?
:hug:
Ha Ha im here but this is takin ages i relly not got it yet! :eek5:

Coyote
20th December 2004, 09:43
Welcome to the site :spudwave:

Riff Raff
20th December 2004, 09:43
It's Riff Raff's fault.
Sigh... yup it's always my fault :whistle:

Paul in NZ
20th December 2004, 09:48
Wot *is* it with all these bloody Poms? uk.rec.motorcycles getting boring, or summat?

Welcome to the forum...

Nah.. Its winter inna noft aint it eh!

Welcome oh amazonian one...

Paul N

(not at all amazonian but mythical in his own 'special' way)

catalytic
20th December 2004, 09:52
Welcome to the site :spudwave:
Big Hello but no insult?

Riff Raff
20th December 2004, 09:55
Big Hello but no insult?
Don't encourage them chick

Coyote
20th December 2004, 09:56
Big Hello but no insult?
My apologies of great exalted one :bleh:

jrandom
20th December 2004, 09:58
Big Hello but no insult?

Luxury.

Why, when *I* joined the forum, t'senior members hung, drew and quartered me after making me lick web server clean wit' tongue.

catalytic
20th December 2004, 10:01
Don't encourage them chick
u know me cant help myself

catalytic
20th December 2004, 10:02
:devil2: Accepted
My apologies of great exalted one :bleh:

catalytic
20th December 2004, 10:05
Luxury.

Why, when *I* joined the forum, t'senior members hung, drew and quartered me after making me lick web server clean wit' tongue.
well u know the one u either got or not ! I LICK I DONT MIND X

Coyote
20th December 2004, 10:07
Luxury.

Why, when *I* joined the forum, t'senior members hung, drew and quartered me after making me lick web server clean wit' tongue.
Arck, 'hat was nothin.

catalytic
20th December 2004, 10:17
hello casper

ajturbo
20th December 2004, 21:50
Z1000 eh??

AND a mate of the injured one?

AND a girl to boot!

Well you have my attention! :Punk:

Was chatting to Riff Raff, she is dying to see you again!
We (well me actually) cannot wait till that day!
How old are the kids?
Have you got a side chair unit….or are you allowed to carry 3 on a bike at a time????



Have you gathered that I'm one of the men your mum warned you about?

catalytic
20th December 2004, 21:58
Z1000 eh??

AND a mate of the injured one?

AND a girl to boot!

Well you have my attention! :Punk:

Was chatting to Riff Raff, she is dying to see you again!
We (well me actually) cannot wait till that day!
How old are the kids?
Have you got a side chair unit….or are you allowed to carry 3 on a bike at a time????



Have you gathered that I'm one of the men your mum warned you about?
My mam gave up on me a long time ago!!!!! You should be beware i am worse than Raff i taught her the meaning of Bad!!!!!!! My rug rat is 3 and is quite an accomplished biker no side car 4 him he likes to keep it real x :msn-wink:

catalytic
20th December 2004, 22:01
Hi ajturbo me thinks, wots she telling you ??????? If its all good she is probably lyingXXXXXXXXXX
:Playnice:

ajturbo
20th December 2004, 22:06
Hi ajturbo me thinks, wots she telling you ??????? If its all good she is probably lyingXXXXXXXXXX
:Playnice:


it's hard to find a place to start!!! she has told me so much! :whistle:

ajturbo
20th December 2004, 22:11
but it has been interesting....
i don't think i should say here, as you may iether..

1. fly out here tomorrow and go on a rampage.
2. commit suicide ...from embarassment.
3. both!

:whistle: :whistle:

Milky
20th December 2004, 22:28
Wot *is* it with all these bloody Poms? uk.rec.motorcycles getting boring, or summat?

1. Weather

3. Police

4. Insurance cost

7. Petrol prices

13. Christmas stealing their petrol money

Just some of the reasons why they use the net instead of getting out into the saddle ;)

Welcome along BTW. Come middle of next year you might be able to level some of those points back at us again :sly:

Riff Raff
20th December 2004, 22:42
Hi ajturbo me thinks, wots she telling you ??????? If its all good she is probably lyingXXXXXXXXXX
:Playnice:
Well I know too much about you, and you know too much about me, so I'm making up stuff so you don't spill all the other stuff!

Motoracer
20th December 2004, 23:21
Welcome to the site catalytic!

That's one hell of a bike you got there. :niceone:

catalytic
21st December 2004, 01:36
Thanks my bike is like me a Bitch!
There is nothin to humiliate me my life is pure if Riff says anthing different she gonna get a Bitch slapping x :soon:

ajturbo
21st December 2004, 08:30
Thanks my bike is like me a Bitch!
There is nothin to humiliate me my life is pure if Riff says anthing different she gonna get a Bitch slapping x :soon:


love to see that on video! :buggerd: :killingme
i hear that she has some hand cuffs,
that will help i recon.... :killingme

jrandom
21st December 2004, 08:37
What model year is your Z, catalytic?

Riff Raff
21st December 2004, 09:24
love to see that on video! :buggerd: :killingme
i hear that she has some hand cuffs,
that will help i recon.... :killingme
:Oi: leave me out of this.

Motoracer
21st December 2004, 10:19
And suddenly this thread becomes a whole lot more entertaining.

jrandom
21st December 2004, 10:34
And suddenly this thread becomes a whole lot more entertaining.

Oooh, just wait until you hear Riff Raff's plans for her next avatar pic!

I hear she needs a photographer, though...

Motoracer
21st December 2004, 10:41
I hear she needs a photographer, though...
I have a pretty cool digi cam :p

ajturbo
21st December 2004, 10:45
:Oi: leave me out of this.

where's the fun in that? :devil2:
apart from your neck ..your shoulders are strong... :Pokey: :bleh:

catalytic
21st December 2004, 10:51
Sorry seem 2 have missed bit of this could b time zone not sure!!!!!!!!!!!!! Handcuffs? Pussy x
Riff i will b visiting 2005 gonna check out flight prices and support the pommie u really r !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :devil2:

Ms Piggy
21st December 2004, 10:52
:devil2: Big hello 2 one and all X I am from other side of the world but dont hold that against me :innocent:
I love Bikes, Rallies, Pubs all the norm! But specially Leather that always starts a tremble!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like you'll fit right in then - welcome :wavey:

catalytic
21st December 2004, 10:57
Hi, thanks hope 2 b seeing u all soon x

jrandom
21st December 2004, 11:01
I have a pretty cool digi cam :p

Must be time for you to get on MSN...

catalytic
21st December 2004, 11:07
Oh but i am xxxxxxxxxx

catalytic
21st December 2004, 11:15
GONNA TALK JRANDOM OR I HEAR WIV THE NUTTERS AGAIN???????? :argh:

ajturbo
21st December 2004, 13:01
hey cat. got any photo's of you and the bike?...so when you come over we know who to greet, :banana: :banana: :banana:

jrandom
21st December 2004, 13:02
Oh but i am xxxxxxxxxx

catalytic, when I 'quote' Motoracer in a little box above my post, that means I'm responding to him, ie, I was saying HE should get on MSN.

But hey, if you're on, and you want to grab *me* at any stage, you're welcome to get my address off of Raffy. :)

sels1
21st December 2004, 14:03
Welcome to the site Catalytic - you dont have to be crazy to be here, but it helps!

catalytic
21st December 2004, 23:04
Just like 2 wish everyone a very Merry Crimbo as I return 2 work today will not b back on land till b4 the New Year so hope u all have a lot of HO HO HO AND plenty of stocking fillers xxxxxxxxxxxx :drinknsin :drinknsin :drinknsin
Will sort out pics next time on shore as i waiting on UBS cable

ajturbo
22nd December 2004, 07:26
Just like 2 wish everyone a very Merry Crimbo as I return 2 work today will not b back on land till b4 the New Year so hope u all have a lot of HO HO HO AND plenty of stocking fillers xxxxxxxxxxxx :drinknsin :drinknsin :drinknsin
Will sort out pics next time on shore as i waiting on UBS cable

oil worker??? so no drinking for you till later????
have a good one newbe! :2thumbsup
what do you do witht the kids?

Riff Raff
22nd December 2004, 13:48
oil worker??? so no drinking for you till later????

She crosses the English channel several times a day! No problem with drinking tho, eh, cos it's all duty free!

For those who are vaguely interested, this is one of the last pics we got of us together back in our wild, misspent youth. I've got the black hair, Lisa's got the purple!

Ghost Lemur
22nd December 2004, 16:44
She crosses the English channel several times a day! No problem with drinking tho, eh, cos it's all duty free!

For those who are vaguely interested, this is one of the last pics we got of us together back in our wild, misspent youth. I've got the black hair, Lisa's got the purple!

Why does all this '80s music start playing in my head when I look at that pick. :killingme

Talking of dyed hair, what would happen to a ginger if you put either blue or purple in his hair? Don't have to worry about the what colour to do the eldest's mohawk, he's blonde and suits any colour I can throw at him.
I sort of feel sorry for them, how the hell are they going to rebel against me when they hit their teens if they've already had every colour hair under the sun? :eek:

ajturbo
22nd December 2004, 18:09
hell you look HOT...bugger you had a soar neck when i was there....... :banana:

Hitcher
22nd December 2004, 20:52
hell you look HOT...bugger you had a soar neck when i was there...
Interesting diagnosis, but I suspect you had a sore neck...

ajturbo
22nd December 2004, 21:44
Interesting diagnosis, but I suspect you had a sore neck...


ahh bugger.. the secret is out... yep i have special key board that keeps printing out the wrong words.

or is it because i went to school in Oamaru..????

magnum
23rd December 2004, 15:05
hello and welcome :spudwave:

wari
24th December 2004, 14:26
SHitt ... another ones sneek-edd in with-out gittin' the :moon: well-come ... :spudwave:

DUnno whats happ'nin ... :doobey:... I nevrr miss trick ... :confused:

Riff Raff
24th December 2004, 14:59
Why does all this '80s music start playing in my head when I look at that pick. :killingme:
Hmm, try early 90s actually - I believe that pic was taken at Finsbury Park in London at a music festival with The Mission headlining, New Model Army, and I can't remember the earlier bands cos I was a tad pissed. :doobey:

catalytic
3rd January 2005, 21:50
Oh Finsbury Park they were the days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy New Year!!
Answers to ur question I leave my child under the stairs dosent every one? He likes Harry Potter so we pretend its a game and he stays there 4 the week :yeah:

scumdog
3rd January 2005, 22:51
Welcome!! Just what this site needs - another insane Scot :bleh: :laugh:

ajturbo
5th January 2005, 21:06
hey
you back on baord..or should that be off board?

you had better have a word to Riff ..... and her parting!

ok, ok i'm just jelous :banana: :banana:

only one kid??????
i was told you had 3......i will never belive anything Riff tells me from now on!


:2thumbsup :wavey:

catalytic
11th January 2005, 22:08
THREE??????????? :argh: She is gonna get a thump or she still drunk? I been checking her party out look like fun. I off board for 2 days then back for week as doing shift change. I still cant get over 3 how could she ? Think i will have to go for a stella or two :beer:

ajturbo
11th January 2005, 22:59
and apart from the 3 kids
2 turtles,
the 5 husbands.... still married to all of them,
you looking for a 6th here in NZ.......
what else do you do?...
oh that's right you work on the boats!!
get bored with the french???


andy

inlinefour
27th January 2005, 23:26
Welcome and enjoy :banana: