One man's turn-ons are another's turn-offs

[Hitcher]

Motorcycles didn't even rate a mention!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4505325a19716.html

[vifferman]

Not very busy at work today? :spudwhat:

[oldrider]

What have you been eating and are you spending too much time on your own? :rolleyes: Worried, John.

[Usarka]

Women are so one-track mind when it comes to sex, they just dont understand our needs.

[Jiminy]

And all those conclusions drawn from a whole population of 50 men! It is, certainly, very representative of the world men's population of, what, 3 or 4 billions?!

[Str8 Jacket]

Women are so one-track mind when it comes to sex, they just dont understand our needs.

94579 .

[nodrog]

and not every guy wants to jump into bed at the drop of a hat.

this guy sounds like a women

[klingon]

"This study's challenging the idea that men are simple," he said.

He should come and hang out in KB for a while. He'd soon work out that men are pretty simple.

[PrincessBandit]

Okaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy..............

[Coyote]

He should come and hang out in KB for a while. He'd soon work out that men are pretty simple.
I ain't no simple, hu hu hyuck hyuck!

[BIHB@0610]

Motorcycles didn't even rate a mention!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4505325a19716.html

Perhaps, in a roundabout way, they did get a mention? I mean, you're outside when you're riding a motorcycle - supposedly that helps. And you're dressed smartly (how much sexier can you get than leather .....?).:cool:

[Hitcher]

Perhaps, in a roundabout way, they did get a mention? I mean, you're outside when you're riding a motorcycle - supposedly that helps.

Getting oneself "out of a funk" could be problematic...

[MisterD]

Getting oneself "out of a funk" could be problematic...

Indeed. This bloke never managed it....:laugh:

http://www.spearhead-home.com/Graphics/MP_Bootsy_portrait.jpg

[BIHB@0610]

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[Big Dave]

What I want to know is how do you get paid by Reuters for 1,000 words on 'everyone is f*cking different' ?

[jrandom]

Indeed. This bloke never managed it....

:shit:

I didn't think it was possible to combine funkadelic with so much funkaliciousness, but he's gone and done it!

Now that's what I call extreme funkification!

[007XX]

Oh for crying out loud...Most women already know that guys are not all the same when it comes to arousal.

They are portraying that as the "find of the Century", it is laughable...

I'm not saying I have had 50 sexual partners in my life, but what I had was enough to make me understand that no, men are not just a walking penis with lurid thoughts on their brains 24/7...

That's my job :D*bar the penis, of course*

[MIXONE]

I don't think about sex 24/7.I am asleep sometimes.

[007XX]

I don't think about sex 24/7.I am asleep sometimes.

So you're telling me you never have wet dreams :shit:

You poor, poor sausage :Pokey:

[jrandom]

I'm not saying I have had 50 sexual partners in my life...

Fifty? Don't worry, I don't think any of us would suspect you of being so inexperienced, my dear lady.

[007XX]

Fifty? Don't worry, I don't think any of us would suspect you of being so inexperienced, my dear lady.

:rofl:

I love my wanton aura...it is so very confusing to so many!


Little boys will get spanked if speaking out of turn...:shifty: C'mere you!

[Mikkel]

What I want to know is how do you get paid by Reuters for 1,000 words on 'everyone is f*cking different' ?

or 'everyone are fucking differently' :blip: - and no this was not to point out the grammatical error, I only saw that after I had quoted it!


Oh for crying out loud...Most women already know that guys are not all the same when it comes to arousal.

They are portraying that as the "find of the Century", it is laughable...

You sound like my mother :p
Alas, I'm outta bling for now...

[007XX]

You sound like my mother :p
Alas, I'm outta bling for now...

:eek5: I'm sure she is a fine lady...:blink:

Please don't tell me I'm starting to make sense? This mod thing is obviously scrambling what little brains I may have :crazy:

[MIXONE]

So you're telling me you never have wet dreams :shit:

You poor, poor sausage :Pokey:

Only after looking at your avatar for too long.:rolleyes:
Must look away.:drool:

[Mikkel]

:eek5: I'm sure she is a fine lady...:blink:

Please don't tell me I'm starting to make sense? This mod thing is obviously scrambling what little brains I may have :crazy:

I wouldn't call her a lady to be honest. Fine yes, woman yes, lady no.

She just has this pet hate of people who go bananas over a scientific study that shows something that is, to her, just common sense or well known.

And V - I dare say you always have made sense... :yes:

[007XX]

Must look away.:drool:

Why? :innocent:

There is nothing wrong with enjoying the beauty of the human form...there are worse things to be done than surround ourselves with beauty.

Believe it or not,but my avatars are more aimed at being a representation of my personality than of any physical attributes.

I can't deny however that they have a proven physical appeal :devil2:


I wouldn't call her a lady to be honest. Fine yes, woman yes, lady no.

She just has this pet hate of people who go bananas over a scientific study that shows something that is, to her, just common sense or well known.

Oh , I do like the sound of her! :yes: I'd never be called a lady, but I'm fine with that.

And yes, I do tend to get rather annoyed when some so called scientist has a brain wave and uses loads of money to declare some fandangle "new finding" about something known for centuries...

I'd love to see that effort and money better spent on research for the likes of a cure for AIDS or cancers...



And V - I dare say you always have made sense... :yes:

Aaawww...C'mere you! :hug: (and right back at you my friend)

[heyjoe]

Shall I tell my Mrs we are going camping or on a picnic?

[martybabe]

Oh for crying out loud...Most women already know men are not just a walking penis with lurid thoughts on their brains 24/7...

That's my job :D*bar the penis, of course*

Never taken issue with you before but photos don't lie sweety. :apint:

Looks happy eh. Mind you he is outdoors.

[Coyote]

Indeed. This bloke never managed it....:laugh:

Don' chu make fun o' him! He got soul, bruddah!

[P38]

What I want to know is how do you get paid by Reuters for 1,000 words on 'everyone is f*cking different' ?

You just gotta know someone Dave.

[idb]

Motorcycles didn't even rate a mention!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4505325a19716.html

Nice attempt at attaching a motorcycling relevance for posting in this forum.

[Big Dave]

You just gotta know someone Dave.

You wouldn't believe some of the people I know! :rolleyes:

[Edbear]

...She just has this pet hate of people who go bananas over a scientific study that shows something that is, to her, just common sense or well known.... :yes:

As are so many such "studies"...:zzzz:


...And yes, I do tend to get rather annoyed when some so called scientist has a brain wave and uses loads of money to declare some fandangle "new finding" about something known for centuries...

I'd love to see that effort and money better spent on research for the likes of a cure for AIDS or cancers...

Spot on!


Nice attempt attach a motorcycling relevance for posting in this forum.

Hey! Don't blow his cover!:shutup:

[007XX]

Never taken issue with you before but photos don't lie sweety. :apint:

Looks happy eh. Mind you he is outdoors.

At least I stand straight, and I got a bigger one than you! :nya:

[martybabe]

At least I stand straight, and I got a bigger one than you! :nya:

Er,ok, :scratch: Not entirely sure what your alluding to. You said,"I do know man is not just a walking penis" and I posted a pic entitled ' The walking penis man'.which is supposed to be mildly witty, quite how you've aligned yourself with the walking penis I'm not sure. :eek5:

Moral:Porcelain princesses should not align themselves with walking penises,it's not decent. :yes:

[007XX]

Er,ok, :scratch: Not entirely sure what your alluding to. You said,"I do know man is not just a walking penis" and I posted a pic entitled ' The walking penis man'.which is supposed to be mildly witty, quite how you've aligned yourself with the walking penis I'm not sure. :eek5:

Moral:Porcelain princesses should not align themselves with walking penisis,it's not decent. :yes:

ah yes, now I get what you meant...I was a little nonplussed as I didn't actually look at the pic's title...

Moral: I'm a blond, don't mind me...:p (and it's penises, isn't it? :whistle:)

[martybabe]

ah yes, now I get what you meant...I was a little nonplussed as I didn't actually look at the pic's title...

Moral: I'm a blond, don't mind me...:p (and it's penises, isn't it? :whistle:)

:)
It's all good,It crossed my mind that you may have got the wrong end of the stickiness,I wouldn't dream of insulting you hunny,It's not what I do,especialy to nice people like what you is. :hug:

As for the plural of penis,your quite right.I don't think I've had much occasion to think of more than one Penis. :whistle:

[007XX]

:)
It's all good,It crossed my mind that you may have got the wrong end of the stickiness,I wouldn't dream of insulting you hunny,It's not what I do,especialy to nice people like what you is. :hug:

No worries...and right back at you big fella :hug:

As for the plural of penis,your quite right.I don't think I've had much occasion to think of more than one Penis. :whistle:[/QUOTE]

*insert non commital whistling noise here*

[Mikkel]

As for the plural of penis,your quite right.I don't think I've had much occasion to think of more than one Penis. :whistle:

Having two would be AWESOME!

Even if she weren't that kinky one could be at work while the other rested. Methinks it's a wonderful idea... Now off to the bio-lab ;)

[martybabe]

Having two would be AWESOME!

Even if she weren't that kinky one could be at work while the other rested. Methinks it's a wonderful idea... Now off to the bio-lab ;)

What about the blood supply dude, to keep two the size of mine going at the same time, my head would shrink to the size of a grape. :lol:

I've just noticed a guy on another thread called dicky too,I bet he knows the score.

[Mikkel]

What about the blood supply dude, to keep two the size of mine going at the same time, my head would shrink to the size of a grape. :lol:

I've just noticed a guy on another thread called dicky too,I bet he knows the score.

Well, with a bit of practice I guess you could acquire the skills necessary to operate them independently.

Otherwise I guess an iron-rich diet and perhaps some EPO supplements would be in order :punk:

[Hitcher]

Two would be a nuisance. It's hard enough taking proper care of one. A second would inevitably end up getting caught in zips, shut in cupboards, or sat on, or worse.

"Does sir dress to the left or to the right?"

"Both."

[Mikkel]

Two would be a nuisance. It's hard enough taking proper care of one. A second would inevitably end up getting caught in zips, shut in cupboards, or sat on, or worse.

"Does sir dress to the left or to the right?"

"Both."

HTFU and get a Kilt! :Punk:

[avgas]

this guy sounds like a women
No he's onto something, the couch, the kitchen table, the bathroom sink (dont ask) - so many opportunities, so little time.