Dog for sale

[Subike]

Sales pitch

Dog For Sale
*Free to good home.
*Excellent guard dog.
*Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
*Most of them knew him as 'Holy ****.

[P38]

The dog looks a little on the skinny side mate.:msn-wink:

Good luck with ya sale.

Lemme know if the mastif comes up for sale could be interested then.

[bomma]

looks like it could feed a family of 12-18....anything more than 18 and it would be spread too thin.......oh wait thats not a cow FTW :mellow::mellow:

[FJRider]

Does he come with a saddle ???

[oldrider]

She used to take that dog to parties where she was required to take her own liquor, :bleh: Well, so I was told! :shifty: John.

[chrisso]

Sales pitch

Dog For Sale
*Free to good home.
*Excellent guard dog.
*Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
*Most of them knew him as 'Holy ****.
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/1666/bigmuttdd5.jpg

[Shagz]

Crap, that is a scary dog. Now I'm interested in how they got him like that and any side effects.

[chrisso]

Hes on a strict diet of 3 Posties a day