View Full Version : Explain this one
enigma51
20th December 2004, 16:39
:beer: :whistle:
Hitcher
20th December 2004, 16:50
It's a large variety of mushroom that sprouted after recent rain?
Coyote
20th December 2004, 16:56
Looks like a women was the driver :lol:
merv
20th December 2004, 17:04
I suppose rocks grow too huh!!
Coyote
20th December 2004, 17:08
Car fell from the sky? :eek:
Riff Raff
20th December 2004, 18:18
Well it's no wonder she drove over it, what with having that black thing over her eyes. Silly tart! :doh:
Sparky Bills
20th December 2004, 18:23
Its a new form of round-about!
All you need to do is make the car spin round and off you go.
Quite simple really. :2guns: :doobey:
jrandom
20th December 2004, 18:24
I did that once, on one of those black rubbery barrier things in a supermarket carpark. It was at the Mt Wellington Big Fresh (probably a Countdown, now). I didn't realise it was there, drove the Laser straight over it, and snagged some exhaust component or other on it.
Spent about five minutes staring at it and scratching my head before I realised that when I got *out* of the car, it didn't scrape any more, and I could just push it back over the bump without further ado...
Skyryder
20th December 2004, 18:41
She thought she was taking the dog for a walk.
Skyryder
MSTRS
20th December 2004, 18:45
The crapper overflowed ? She is in the s..t after all
Storm
20th December 2004, 18:51
Rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiggggghhhtttttt. Nice parking
Skunk
20th December 2004, 18:54
Blow up rocks! "It wasn't there before, Officer"
Actually that's not a bad idea... :thud:
Jackrat
20th December 2004, 19:06
I actualy saw a Taxi driver do that about two weeks ago.
He was coming out of the Otara shoping center car park.
There's these concrete mushrooms on the side of the exit ya' see.He was trying to go around another car that was a bit slow finding a gap in the traffic.
Natural justice at work there folks :killingme
Skunk
20th December 2004, 19:21
Natural justice at work there folks :killingme :( Wish there was more... friggin Taxi drivers.
Coldkiwi
21st December 2004, 11:33
carpark kerbs is one thing... but a ruddy great ROCK on the side of the road??
Go directly to jail, do not pass go and please hand your cereal licence in on the way!
scroter
21st December 2004, 12:51
one of 2 things,
either she thinks the car is busting and is trying to cock its leg to take a piss on a rock.
or shes harping back to her gymnast days where balancing a jumbo jet on her little finger while on tippy toes was easy.
NC
21st December 2004, 12:53
I did that once, on one of those black rubbery barrier things in a supermarket carpark. It was at the Mt Wellington Big Fresh (probably a Countdown, now). I didn't realise it was there, drove the Laser straight over it, and snagged some exhaust component or other on it.
Spent about five minutes staring at it and scratching my head before I realised that when I got *out* of the car, it didn't scrape any more, and I could just push it back over the bump without further ado...
My sister did that same thing...LOL
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