View Full Version : Alt TV set to air "Naked News"
this would be a news show worth watching...
...I might start watching the News again...
Lisa Lewis is set to become the Judy Bailey of the alternative TV scene.
The Hamilton part-time lap dancer, model and V8 ute racing driver starts work for Alt TV as its controversial new naked news reader on May 12.
In a job which will give new meaning to the term "news flash", five times a week Ms Lewis will read a daily news bulletin in the buff from the waist up on the privately owned, 24-hour live-to-air music television channel, which screens on Sky Digital 65 and is now also web-streamed on the internet.
Her bulletin will keep viewers abreast of current events at 10 on week nights.
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Disco Dan
3rd May 2008, 22:48
Oh I just love the internet... :2thumbsup:2thumbsup:drinkup::first:
sugilite
3rd May 2008, 22:49
I'll be giving it a miss, can't stand that freaking attention seeking trollop.
MIXONE
3rd May 2008, 22:52
I'll be giving it a miss, can't stand that freaking attention seeking trollop.
But you don't have to listen to her(mute) or even look at her really.Just her tit.
mmmmmmmmmmmtits:drool:
sugilite
3rd May 2008, 22:56
They are plastic, and were paid for by some poor sap in Auckland who got dumped the moment they were in, and no it wasn't me lols
Manxman
4th May 2008, 08:21
Leave the woman alone. It's clear that she's found her vocation in life...:devil2::msn-wink:
She's not too flash, she has that 'bitch' look in her face and if it wasn't for the enhancements, wouldn't get a 2nd look! IMHO!
Coyote
4th May 2008, 10:34
I'll be giving it a miss, can't stand that freaking attention seeking trollop.
<img src="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8f/Attentionwhore.jpg">
I was thinking I might be interested if they got the chick from Nightline, but then she too would be an attention whore then I would loose interest. Funny that.
Sad thing is its only going to be a 5 min news flash and she is going to be sitting behind a desk I gather, not like the real Naked News where they "have nothing to hide".
quallman1234
4th May 2008, 12:45
At least it will be funny watching her try talk fast and then stumbling over her words.
Boob Johnson
4th May 2008, 12:52
Yep attention whore alright..............she has my FULL attention :lol:
:beer:As far as fun bags go there nothing to write home about wouldnt have thought.
Remember we saw them at Boobs on Bikes (though she was on a car) last year :clap:
Now I ticked the check box for nudity and it still shows normally for me so wassup?
Boob Johnson
4th May 2008, 13:22
Remember we saw them at Boobs on Bikes (though she was on a car) last year :clap:
Now I ticked the check box for nudity and it still shows normally for me so wassup?
Tis R rated for me Merv (the perv)
Mighty fine rack I must say, just don't ask me too many in depth questions on the contents of the news :whistle:
Be alright for a bit of "motor-boatin!" I guess?
You know, you get your face in there and go bubububububublub!
Tis R rated for me Merv (the perv)
Mighty fine rack I must say, just don't ask me too many in deep question on the contents of the news :whistle:
OK must be that I can see the ones I post myself. Even if it was the truck driving ex that paid for those, I don't mind, but a 5 minute news segment won't be much.
Unfortunately it's only topless news. In Cleo they are asking for women who want to be on it "tastefully" topless.
Just don't ask why I'm reading Cleo.
Just as an update on this thread I hadn't bothered checking it out for ages, but two nights ago I logged in again and she is going the whole way now and coming out from behind the desk.
Just as an update on this thread I hadn't bothered checking it out for ages, but two nights ago I logged in again and she is going the whole way now and coming out from behind the desk.
Full monty now?
Full monty now?
Yep, sometimes. I checked it out again last night and she mainly hid the important bit behind a mug, but the last time I watched as I said above it was the full monty.
Toaster
3rd July 2008, 15:53
Saw it the other night during a moment of insomniac channel flicking.... worst newsreader ever, but hey... nice rack. The rest was hidden by the desk.
Saw it the other night during a moment of insomniac channel flicking.... worst newsreader ever, but hey... nice rack. The rest was hidden by the desk.
Its a total pisstake with her deliberately saying words wrong and some guy calling out to correct her, but hey keep watching she varies the amount displayed.
Its almost Lynne of Tawa-ish with the bad accent and all, and a bit like Billy T James with non- PC content, all with the added bonus of her naked-ness. I like it - haha!
Merv, this thread is nothing without pictures! (yeah, I don't get alt TV)
And fake boobs don't count.
ps- so is she a true blonde? From South America even?
Toaster
3rd July 2008, 19:09
Its a total pisstake with her deliberately saying words wrong and some guy calling out to correct her, but hey keep watching she varies the amount displayed.
Its almost Lynne of Tawa-ish with the bad accent and all, and a bit like Billy T James with non- PC content, all with the added bonus of her naked-ness. I like it - haha!
Lynne of Tawa.... now THAT was who she reminded me of!! (voice I mean... otherwise no resemblence at all!)
Mully
3rd July 2008, 22:28
Merv, this thread is nothing without pictures! (yeah, I don't get alt TV)
The internet is your friend. www.alttv.co.nz
Unfortunately, you can't watch old episodes. You have to stream it at 10pm.
Mully
3rd July 2008, 22:29
Unfortunately, you can't watch old episodes. You have to stream it at 10pm.
Actually, maybe you can........ Ironically, you need Flash.....
Merv, this thread is nothing without pictures! (yeah, I don't get alt TV)
And fake boobs don't count.
ps- so is she a true blonde? From South America even?
Don't know about South Africa and she is sporting the dark hair now. I had a look tonight for you (yeah right) and for some reason the streaming was really crappy tonight, but here's a screen shot from earlier in the week. Enjoy. You happy now MD?
I love the satire I'm not really there for the naked Lisa :msn-wink:.
Unfortunately, you can't watch old episodes. You have to stream it at 10pm.
That bit I can't figure out, it says you can, but directs you off to Facebook and buggered if I can get the videos from that site. Any one know how to do that?
HenryDorsetCase
4th July 2008, 11:03
Don't know about South Africa and she is sporting the dark hair now. I had a look tonight for you (yeah right) and for some reason the streaming was really crappy tonight, but here's a screen shot from earlier in the week. Enjoy. You happy now MD?
I love the satire I'm not really there for the naked Lisa :msn-wink:.
tee hee
flappage!!
I hope you're gonna watch this news while I'm in Noumea this week because the internet at the hotel is so slow I couldn't watch the streaming here and there are a few TV channels but none with this sort of content and for that matter none seem to do local news at all.
98tls
6th July 2008, 23:06
Wonder if she would be up for a "Cleveland steamer" at a guess i would say yes as long as it was public.So whose going to drop it?
merv
31st July 2008, 22:54
Wonder if she would be up for a "Cleveland steamer" at a guess i would say yes as long as it was public.So whose going to drop it?
Cripes is that what you get up to in the South Island these days?
Boob Johnson
31st July 2008, 23:11
My God, you lot THAT desperate for a flash of some fun bags? Geez the net is is FULL of porn & its free & its MUCH better quality than that dusty old booze hound :shutup:
HenryDorsetCase
31st July 2008, 23:11
Wonder if she would be up for a "Cleveland steamer" at a guess i would say yes as long as it was public.So whose going to drop it?
a full cleveland steamer followed by a dirty sanchez.
You know she'd be up for it.
HenryDorsetCase
31st July 2008, 23:12
why did my 1500th post have to be about cleveland steamers and the dirty sanchez instead of bikes and whatnot? why ?
Boob Johnson
31st July 2008, 23:19
a full cleveland steamer followed by a dirty sanchez.
You know she'd be up for it.
I would of thought she would have been getting sick of those :buggerd:
merv
1st August 2008, 13:33
why did my 1500th post have to be about cleveland steamers and the dirty sanchez instead of bikes and whatnot? why ?
Dunno, it wasn't us that did the post for you :laugh:
LennonNZ
6th September 2008, 20:05
The internet is your friend. www.alttv.co.nz
Unfortunately, you can't watch old episodes. You have to stream it at 10pm.
Some of the old Episodes can be found at http://www.bcast.co.nz.
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