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cowpoos
4th May 2008, 20:55
What Advertising/marketing lows do you remeber or have stumbled across...
I heard this crap advertised on late night TV...and just had a nosey at thier website!! it was like a pisstake!! lol


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Now you can feel like the pornstar you always wanted to be...

Would you like to show your partner(s) your sexual strength and power? Have you tried all different kinds of methods but with no success? Are you about to give up the fight for a better orgasm, more satisfying erections, and optimized ejaculation? STOP, there's a solution now!!!

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Spermomax is an all natural herbal formula that can support your body's natural SPERM volume and overall sexual performance. Not only will your orgasms will be driven to the point of esctacy, but your stamina, erections and overall sexual health will be enhanced.


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A large, volumous explosion and Intense orgasm is an experience like no other and it is very satisfying for both partners - especially for the man. I'm sure there have been times in every man's life where he has had a truly intense and incredible orgasm. But for most men, an explosive and mind-blowing orgasm doesn't happen every time, which is why they are searching for a product that can help them achieve this feeling of complete bliss much more frequently. In such circumstances Spermomax is the only product that can help them. This is why we have thousands of satisfied customers Globally.


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Frenchy
4th May 2008, 20:57
So what did you order?? :shit:

homer
4th May 2008, 21:02
Do you want a satisfying erection?
Do you want more pleasure?
Do you want more stamina?
Do you want quicker reloads?

Satisfy even the most demanding woman!

Now you can feel like the pornstar you always wanted to be...



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my comment "been there done that next"

Grub
4th May 2008, 21:07
Helen Clarke :devil2: ... NZ Labour Party

- Labour offers strong leadership to New Zealand in these times of international uncertainty,
- Labour has the best plan for the future of our country, and
- Labour has shown in government that we deliver on our promises and we keep our word to voters.

:argh:

Pussy
4th May 2008, 21:10
If Poos has ordered up large, even a buttonhole in a fur coat won't be safe :bleh:

cowpoos
4th May 2008, 21:18
So what did you order?? :shit:
A limited edition cabbage patch doll from another retail website [looks a bit like you actually...see attached picture :) !!]!! I'm not allowed to use products that may increase the chance on me breeding...the worlds not ready for Mini Poo's yet!!

nallac
4th May 2008, 21:25
shit, so in other words you tried it and it didn't work:crybaby:
so your giving us a heads up about it??????.

cheers man..

marty
4th May 2008, 21:28
shit, so in other words you tried it and it didn't work:crybaby:
so your giving us a heads up about it??????.

cheers man..

probably not the best choice of words.......

98tls
4th May 2008, 21:30
Any Land Transport ad springs to mind.:innocent:

Frenchy
4th May 2008, 21:55
[looks a bit like you actually...see attached picture :)!

Does that mean your going to try it on with the doll too?? :confused:

cowpoos
4th May 2008, 22:04
Does that mean your going to try it on with the doll too?? :confused:
The doll would be so lucky!!