Is it just me, or is this the best Honda Hornet you've ever seen?

[madbikeboy]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=151279542

Really cute seatcovers. Wonder where one would purchase something like that??

:love:

[fergie]

is that a standard honda part?or accessory

[chubby]

Its a hornet so I'd say they were detachable and ornimental only and would disappear by the letter box. However they do come stock on Harley's. Mwaaaaaaaah

[kiwifruit]

yes, its just you :yes:

[madbikeboy]

Its a hornet so I'd say they were detachable and ornimental only and would disappear by the letter box. However they do come stock on Harley's. Mwaaaaaaaah

Most of the harley chicks I've seen look more like this...

[megageoff76]

Its a Honda, so it would be more appropriate to have two guys sitting on it....(jokes!)

[madbikeboy]

Its a Honda, so it would be more appropriate to have two guys sitting on it....(jokes!)

Mind you, if was a Hyosung, there would be two blokes pushing instead of sitting on it...

[martybabe]

Most of the harley chicks I've seen look more like this...

She's hot. :love:

[Swoop]

You meet the nicest seat-covers on a Honda.

[HungusMaximist]

Best way to get attention in selling your bike is to add 1 or 2 of your hot girl friends and plonk them in the pics.

Trade me had a similar bike (scooter as I remember) for sale 2 weeks ago with 2 hot naked women on the seat, but no parts were visible.

Nautrally, it was censored by trade me.

[HungusMaximist]

You meet the nicest seat-covers on a Honda.

That's right.

:clap:

[LilSel]

haha.... thats great!!

I reckon I could get a couple on mine when its time to sell too :innocent:

[madbikeboy]

haha.... thats great!!

I reckon I could get a couple on mine when its time to sell too :innocent:

I think you should share earlier than that, we could quality check the level of seat cover, jsut to ensure that it meets a high standard. :banana:

[glice]

are you talking about the bike or the girls?
that bike has been on for ages the girls just get lots of veiws, it wont help to sell it.

[LilSel]

I think you should share earlier than that, we could quality check the level of seat cover, jsut to ensure that it meets a high standard. :banana:

lol!! I've got my full already... so fingers crossed I'll be able to afford to upgrade soon... have to find the right bike first then sell mine lol.

haha... hot lesb friends... :cool:

[HenryDorsetCase]

Best way to get attention in selling your bike is to add 1 or 2 of your hot girl friends and plonk them in the pics.

Trade me had a similar bike (scooter as I remember) for sale 2 weeks ago with 2 hot naked women on the seat, but no parts were visible.

Nautrally, it was censored by trade me.


I actually bought the calendar on the strength of it. something like wings and wheels chicks dot co dot nz. I thought it was excellent cross selling.

[TygerTung]

130 front and 180 rear seems very wide for a 250!!!

[Morcs]

I sent an email asking if the chick holding the bars is available separately, even to take out for 1 drink :2thumbsup

[gijoe1313]

:oi-grr: I dunno these reposters ... :rofl: Oi reckon there should be a waving and a cruisier/sprotsbike discussion happening soon I bets :msn-wink:

Now for my pr0nographic memory speculation, I think ATGATT needs to be entirely avoided here and shifted into the B&D or S&M classifimication! :o :devil2:

Mmmm candles and strappy high-heels with chokers and a bit o'the lash! :spanking::doctor:

[madbikeboy]

I sent an email asking if the chick holding the bars is available separately, even to take out for 1 drink :2thumbsup

Nice one, let me know how it works out... :)

[madbikeboy]

:oi-grr: I dunno these reposters ... :rofl: Oi reckon there should be a waving and a cruisier/sprotsbike discussion happening soon I bets :msn-wink:

Now for my pr0nographic memory speculation, I think ATGATT needs to be entirely avoided here and shifted into the B&D or S&M classifimication! :o :devil2:

Mmmm candles and strappy high-heels with chokers and a bit o'the lash! :spanking::doctor:

Apologies for the repost - my attention span is limited, so while I've got any idea that means I can post and get some love, I forget to do the whole seach thing (plus the search engine sucks).

As for the B&D, not fair to mention unless you post pics.

[chubby]

Firstly, sorry for the repost but I just had to:

Second, MMB, thanks for the address, that lady was great and by the way your sister wants to know if she can still call you brother even after the divorce

[madbikeboy]

Firstly, sorry for the repost but I just had to:

Second, MMB, thanks for the address, that lady was great and by the way your sister wants to know if she can still call you brother even after the divorce

Chubby! I live in Auckland, not Invercargill. Or Dunedin. Or Hamilton.

Your wife says hi btw, well, I think that's what she's saying, she was screaming something about God a minute ago.

:)

Peace?

[gijoe1313]

Apologies for the repost - my attention span is limited, so while I've got any idea that means I can post and get some love, I forget to do the whole seach thing (plus the search engine sucks).

As for the B&D, not fair to mention unless you post pics.

Nah its all good mate, sharing the horny hornet love around more is music to my ears, visual feasting for eyes! Keep reposting away! :yes:

[chubby]

Peace, mung beans and a full tank of gas.

:Punk:

[gijoe1313]

130 front and 180 rear seems very wide for a 250!!!

Oo-ar that there be the normal standards for a little ol'hornet chew-fiddy! :yes: 'Tis a luvverly thang indeed to be blessed wiv tha'luv o'rubber aye! :woohoo:

[madbikeboy]

Peace, mung beans and a full tank of gas.

:Punk:

Peace, and after eating mung beans, a full belly of gas...

Is the Harley stock - or have you liberated some sound with aftermarket pipes (it'd be rude not to!)

[jrandom]

Really cute seatcovers.

It's definitely just you, bro.

Are you one of these fullas who drools at the sight of any woman who's not fat and is dressed in cutesy clothes?

I mean, gosh, one of them's even (*shudder*) AZN...

[chubby]

My poor baby was suffering from a nasty chest complaint at birth that made breathing difficult. Before I took her home she got a better airfilter, EFImapping and Dr V&H insisted on a little 2 - 1.

[madbikeboy]

It's definitely just you, bro.

Are you one of these fullas who drools at the sight of any woman who's not fat and is dressed in cutesy clothes?

I mean, gosh, one of them's even (*shudder*) AZN...

No, I'm really fussy - she needs to be funny, gorgeous, and I have a thing for super smart and sarcastic too.

What's an AZN?

[dipshit]

Suzuki seatcovers are way better...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4sCAtAPhKY

[madbikeboy]

Suzuki seatcovers are way better...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4sCAtAPhKY

You're a gentleman and a scholar to bringing this very obvious fact to my attention. I'm reasonably convinced, but am open to more learnings and, ahem, debate, on the subject.

Yours sincerely,
MadBikeBoy

[fizbin]

you recon i could swap my wife for one?

[georgie]

Best way to get attention in selling your bike is to add 1 or 2 of your hot girl friends and plonk them in the pics.


Actually, the bike belongs to her. She's the one on the front.

[jrandom]

What's an AZN?

Apparently, in this case, it has a top-secret name that totally doesn't start with 'X'.

I could be mistaken. It's scrunching its snout up a bit; makes it difficult to identify the exact species.

[ital916]

Is it just me or does that tyre look like it's been driven only in a straight line?

[jrandom]

Is it just me or does that tyre look like it's been driven only in a straight line?

georgie already told us that it's been owned by a girl. Keep up at the back there, man.

[madbikeboy]

Actually, the bike belongs to her. She's the one on the front.

She's not entirely unattractive. :rolleyes:

I've been gawking at Deus ex Machina all afternoon. I like this one, a lot!
http://www.deus.com.au/shop/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=162

When are we turning your spare into a bucket, Georgie??

[madbikeboy]

Apparently, in this case, it has a top-secret name that totally doesn't start with 'X'.

I could be mistaken. It's scrunching its snout up a bit; makes it difficult to identify the exact species.

Aha, thought so.

How you enjoying the R1? Has the front wheel spent any time on the tarmac?

[jrandom]

How you enjoying the R1?

It makes an absolutely lovely, er, commuter.

:laugh:


Has the front wheel spent any time on the tarmac?

I never do monos. They're dangerous. I have enough trouble not falling off with both wheels on the ground.

[Ryan432]

Suzuki seatcovers are way better...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4sCAtAPhKY

why the hell didn't I get one of those with MY SV??? I new I should have got a blue one :weep:

[jrandom]

I've been gawking at Deus ex Machina all afternoon. I like this one, a lot!
http://www.deus.com.au/shop/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=162

That bike's so hot. It's like a curry.

[madbikeboy]

That bike's so hot. It's like a curry.

I know, I know. I'm trying to justify buying another bike. I don't own a cage right now, and the garage is full of bikes and rennovation stuff, and my storage locker is full of the bike and bike parts and rennovation stuff that won't fit.

Maybe I can put one in the living room. I can move the TV out. An SR400 tricked out would make an excellent commuter, right???

Oh, both wheels on the ground. Yes, excellent plan. ... ... ...


That silence you can hear is me trying to think a polite response that somehow incorporates my disbelief at anyone seriously being able to have enough self control to not open the throttle the quarter turn that is required to loft the front skywards....

Nup, can't think of one.

[madbikeboy]

why the hell didn't I get one of those with MY SV??? I new I should have got a blue one :weep:

I bought a Gixer thinking it would make me irresistable. And it has, the local cop has a thing for me. His name is Wayne, and he has a pornstache. he keeps asking me for my address and phone number. <sigh>

[madbikeboy]

you recon i could swap my wife for one?

If you can't swap your wife for the seatwarmer, why not try to swap her for an outboard, or a plasma. Something useful?

[Ryan432]

I bought a Gixer thinking it would make me irresistable.

with great power, comes hot bitches. If only they were all that came with it. lol at Waynes pornostash!

[Coyote]

Looks like it's been around

[madbikeboy]

with great power, comes hot bitches. If only they were all that came with it. lol at Waynes pornostash!

Hot bitches? Coming? There are a short list of people willing to ride 2 up with me. Perhaps I need to wear deodorant?