Britain's Worst Driver

[Deano]

OMFG !!!!!

Did anyone see this on tv last night ?

Unbelieveable shit. How on earth did those f*#@ wits get a licence ?

It was so scary it was funny - this old guy with glasses ran over a carboard cut out of a man exiting from behind a van and then says to his wife, "what was that".

Like, you just fucking killed someone fool ! (my words)

[vifferman]

Like, you just fucking killed someone fool ! (my words)Would've been better if his wife said it. :laugh:

[Deano]

Would've been better if his wife said it. :laugh:

I think she was just as blind as he was.

Lets see - there was Karl the meataxe who overtook on a blind brow. But thought everyone else's driving was shite.

The hoon in his 200hp wank mobile.

A doddery old fella who couldn't see past the bonnet.

A doddery old woman who did not know her left from right.

A paranoid chick who had an obsession that she was going to kill someone with her bad driving.

A raving poofta who couldn't stop checking his face in the mirror, texting etc.

Tune in next week for some scary comedy.

[vifferman]

Tune in next week for some scary comedy.Don't need to wait that long - I have to drive home today.:blink:
And it will still be rainy weather.
So everyone will leave for home at the same time.
Including the hoon in his 200hp wank mobile; a doddery old fella who couldn't see past the bonnet; a doddery old woman who did not know her left from right; a paranoid chick who had an obsession that she was going to kill someone with her bad driving; a raving poofta who couldn't stop checking his face in the mirror, texting etc.
And all their mates.
And many of them will have their car's ventilation set to "Recirc" and wonder why it's so foggy out (in).
And none of them know the road rules or have any idea how to drive.



Maybe I should take the bus.:confused:

[Deano]

Don't need to wait that long - I have to drive home today.:blink:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Biff]

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. This is the typical standard of car drivers in the UK. Boy racers (hoons) are everywhere and aggressive as hell in front of their mates, old folk are allowed to drive until they can longer breathe unaided and every nob head drives while on the mobile phone (despite the fact it's illegal).

Who said poms were famous for whinging?!! :Pokey:

[NC]

Saw the last couple of minutes of the programme..

:crazy: Tis fucken fucked

[duckman]

I saw a bit of that while channel surfing ....

I cannot believe that someone who is too stupid to know her left from her right is allowed to operate a motor vehicle ... Surely this is a prerequesite(sp) for getting a drivers licence. ??

These shows do scare me ... What kinda loonies are out there waiting to kill me ?? :blink:

[NC]

I saw a bit of that while channel surfing ....

I cannot believe that someone who is too stupid to know her left from her right is allowed to operate a motor vehicle ... Surely this is a prerequesite(sp) for getting a drivers licence. ??

These shows do scare me ... What kinda loonies are out there waiting to kill me ?? :blink:
They need to be culled from the gene pool

[MSTRS]

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. This is the typical standard of car drivers in the UK. Boy racers (hoons) are everywhere and aggressive as hell in front of their mates, old folk are allowed to drive until they can longer breathe unaided and every nob head drives while on the mobile phone (despite the fact it's illegal).

Who said poms were famous for whinging?!! :Pokey:
And your point is..........

[jimbo600]

Saw the last series. Damn scary shit, but fuck me it was funny. One test was to ride around Hyde Park in London. These idiots were so crap that Tiff Needele? the host didn't trust them on their own to do it without causing all manner of carnage.

We have to share the roads with people like this.

[Biff]

And your point is..........

oh - i dont realise i had to make any more points than i already had.
you're not going to chastise me for failing to contribute to an educated and informed debate are you. cos if you are count me out as i generally talk bollox just for the sake of it. as if you hadn't noticed.

[MSTRS]

oh - i dont realise i had to make any more points than i already had.
you're not going to chastise me for failing to contribute to an educated and informed debate are you. cos if you are count me out as i generally talk bollox just for the sake of it. as if you hadn't noticed.
Ooooh...did I come across all sarcastic and pompous-like. Sorr-ree. I think I'm going to invent a keyboard with a subtle nuance button.

[ajturbo]

I saw a bit of that while channel surfing ....

I cannot believe that someone who is too stupid to know her left from her right is allowed to operate a motor vehicle ... Surely this is a prerequesite(sp) for getting a drivers licence. ??

These shows do scare me ... What kinda loonies are out there waiting to kill me ?? :blink:


ever tried doing karate??? at one time i forgot i had a foot!!!

[Biff]

Ooooh...did I come across all sarcastic and pompous-like. Sorr-ree. I think I'm going to invent a keyboard with a subtle nuance button.

fret ye not - you didn't mate.

[crashe]

I couldnt believe that a woman in the show have had their license and been driving for 30 years and still cant go faster than 20 kms per hour.... holding up traffic in the fast lane....

As to the left and right thing... there is a way to solve that problem.... put a big L on the dash board on the left hand side of the steering wheel... rather than looking down at her feet with letters on the shoes.... I mean she takes her eyes off the road to do this...
There are many people who struggle with the left/right thing but they dont have her problem driving....

The daughter needs to get her father out of the car FULLSTOP or tell him to shut the f*rk up..... and then she will drive ok once she gets her confidence up and gets her self esteem back...

Some of them should not get behind the wheel at all.

I must admit I am looking forward to seeing what the experts are going to put this lot throu over the next few weeks.

But there are many people like that in NZ attempting to drive on our roads....

[Two Smoker]

that guy in the riced up pink hunk of shit, is fucking nuts......

[Skyryder]

I once saw a driver backiing into a parking space. Only problem, she was backing into the centre of the road. No shit.

Skyryder