REAL men don't need windscreens

[Big Dave]

And I can prove it:

[Sully60]

Of course!
Who needs a windshield when you have a beardfist to punch your way though the air.

[Big Dan]

there always has to be something about Chuck Norris

[dipshit]

I could never understand why Bush just didn't send Chuck Norris to take out Saddam instead of half the US military..??? They also had MacGyver for a backup.

[Bren]

I could never understand why Bush just didn't send Chuck Norris to take out Saddam instead of half the US military..??? They also had MacGyver for a backup.


and ya forgot the Govn'r.....Arnie

[barty5]

what about or is he still runnin round in the jungle (havnt seen new movie yet) would have only needed a knife and a bow

[Sparky Bills]

Dont forget Van Dammmmm!!!
Gota love Bloodsport :2thumbsup

[oldrider]

Rambo anyone! Is he still available or is that him disguised as Barrack Obama! :shutup: John.

[Pwalo]

Apparently Chuck Norris was the only WMD in Iraq.

[Edbear]

Chuck Norris isn't real...:baby:

[ManDownUnder]

Chuck Norris isn't real...:baby:

Exactly! John McLean on the other hand...

Aaaa McLean you've done it again!

[megageoff76]

Dont forget the back end. Perfect for eliminating coppers, tailgaters and ex girlfriends.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=26531&d=1140417835

[Big Dave]

Best responses so far:

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

some people wear superman pajamas,,
superman wears chuck norris pajamas

chuck norris's round house kick is so powerful it can be seen from space

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

huck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris

there is no "ctrl" button on chuck norris's computer, he is always in control.
chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
chuck norris can slam a revolving door

If Chuck Norris falls into water, he doen't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris

There are only two things in the world that can cut diamonds ... other diamonds and Chuck Norris!

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.


Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

huck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.


Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

[Sully60]

Best responses so far:

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.


ETC.


That's funny I'm sure I saw this somewhere else but it was about some guy, what did he call himself again? That's right he was called Bovine Faeces.:laugh:

[Weaver]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.



Now I'm really confused

[Mikkel]

The cult of Chuck!

I loved the one about the Cowboy boots :niceone:

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on - not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

While he may not need a windshield - he can have one if he wants (or two as in this case).
http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/chuck%20norris.jpg


http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/chuck_norris_was_here.jpg
http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/Chuck%20Norris%20Action%20Figure.jpg

[Korumba]

When the Boogey man goes to sleep.

He looks under his bed for Chuck Norris!