"Where's the Bear?"

[tri boy]

Okay, I know this is a bit silly, but what the hell.
Theres been a soft toy "Biker Bear" that has been hanging out at my various abodes for at least 10yrs.
It hasn't paid a single dollar towards rent/power/booze etc all this time, so it's getting the boot out into the real world.
Trouble is, it will need a few mates along the way who will help educate it.
It's final trip with me will be to the Cold Duck this weekend, where hopefully it will be handed to another KBer, who will pass it on to another KBer on another ride, etc etc.

Only conditions are:
You post pics of the bear on it's various travels.
That you will be it's guardian for the period of time it's with you.
You only pass it on to a fellow KBer, (within a two week period if possible, so this thread has new pics often).

It's name is "Bear"
All forms of bikes and bike related events are encouraged. (motocross, drags, rallies, sidecars etc)
Let the adventure begin.:Punk:

[Hitcher]

Who said "beer"?

[MIXONE]

I've got his cousin living at my place.Another bludger he is too.
Now that you've started this does it make him a Thread Bear?

[imdying]

He'd make an excellent knee slider :yes:

Well, for a short time at least :D

[sunhuntin]

ill take him!!!! i love stuff like this. last year, a cabbage patch doll from the states accompanied me to bluff and back, lol. and year before that, my own kid came with me, hehehe.

[Stirts]

can someone put some pants on that bears bare bum bum!!!!!

[gijoe1313]

Stirts can't bear the sight of that poor bare bear's bum? Please be more forbearing since a bear is usually bare there anyways! :yes: I guess clothing has no bearing on the bear since they are naturally provided for all bare necessities!

So no fear for the rear of the bear, since its all in cheeky good fun! :msn-wink:

[chubby]

Duh-oh... then it wouldn't be called bare!!!!!!!!

[Big Dave]

Do you feel better now that you have come out? ;-P

[PLUG]

shit tri-boy ... or should that be BI-boy ... it's a bit gay lookin ... looks good on the fatty though ... whats the FULL story ... kanny makin ya choose & da bear lost ...

[gijoe1313]

I think Pikachu would like to make acquaintances with the Biking bear! :yes: He hasn't been out for a ride in a long while and probably would love to discuss the pros and cons of being a pillion with a plonker riding it up front! :msn-wink:

[tri boy]

Do you feel better now that you have come out? ;-P

Barely........

[Bonez]

Here's his Grand dad "Biker Ted". Done a fare few kms now.

[martybabe]

I think it should be handed to GiJoe asap, two weeks in his company and it will have seen most of NZ. :ride:

If I should ever be fortunate enough to be the bears custodian, it'll go straight in a nice bowl of black dye,it's cute and all but it's ferkin pink init. :sick:

[tri boy]

Twas light brown, but sun n surf has him a bit faded.
Gi is bound to end up with sometime, as hopefully will alot of others.

[homer]

Who said "beer"?

Yep i was thinking an on purpose spelling mistake

[homer]

I've got his cousin living at my place.Another bludger he is too.
Now that you've started this does it make him a Thread Bear?

so its deffinately a "thready bear then "?:rofl:

[yod]

Okay, I know this is a bit silly, but what the hell.
Theres been a soft toy "Biker Bear" that has been hanging out at my various abodes for at least 10yrs.
It hasn't paid a single dollar towards rent/power/booze etc all this time, so it's getting the boot out into the real world.
Trouble is, it will need a few mates along the way who will help educate it.
It's final trip with me will be to the Cold Duck this weekend, where hopefully it will be handed to another KBer, who will pass it on to another KBer on another ride, etc etc.

Only conditions are:
You post pics of the bear on it's various travels.
That you will be it's guardian for the period of time it's with you.
You only pass it on to a fellow KBer, (within a two week period if possible, so this thread has new pics often).

It's name is "Bear"
All forms of bikes and bike related events are encouraged. (motocross, drags, rallies, sidecars etc)
Let the adventure begin.:Punk:

when the garage isn't empty, i'll be glad to take him touring.....

[yod]

Here's his Grand dad "Biker Ted". Done a fare few kms now.

bare bonez aye....

[madbikeboy]

Does it have to be in NZ, I'm headed up to Norway, France, Spain, Italy in a few months...

[martybabe]

Does it have to be in NZ, I'm headed up to Norway, France, Spain, Italy in a few months...

Lucky b'stard. You don't deserve the gay bear. :lol:

[madbikeboy]

Lucky b'stard. You don't deserve the gay bear. :lol:

I've been saving forever. It's the life less ordinary.

[martybabe]

I've been saving forever. It's the life less ordinary.

I know, just jealous mate.Have a farking great time. :clap:

Not sure about Norway, it's like invercargill in winter with all the fridge doors left open. :cold::cold::cold:

[Stirts]

Twas light brown, but sun n surf has him a bit faded.

Sun n surf ..... pffft lies all lies, that poor bear is NAKED!
See see me found prooof they pink underneath :bleh:

Winter is coming and if this poor wee fella is touring around NZ on bikes, he is going to get very cold :cold: Come on guys you all know about shrinkage, think of the bear!

[tri boy]

Does it have to be in NZ, I'm headed up to Norway, France, Spain, Italy in a few months...

Thats the way.:2thumbsup
A jet setting KB bear.:wari:

[madbikeboy]

I know, just jealous mate.Have a farking great time. :clap:

Not sure about Norway, it's like invercargill in winter with all the fridge doors left open. :cold::cold::cold:

MMMmmmm, Norwegian blonde women...:drool:

[martybabe]

MMMmmmm, Norwegian blonde women...:drool:


:drool: indeed but only indoors. a piccy of the bear in the northen lights would be cool.... a naked blonde norwegian woman on a snowmoblile holding the bear in the northen lights...a bare bear holding a norwegian woman with blonde northen highlights...a bare :shutup:

[madbikeboy]

:drool: indeed but only indoors. a piccy of the bear in the northen lights would be cool.... a naked blonde norwegian woman on a snowmoblile holding the bear in the northen lights...a bare bear holding a norwegian woman with blonde northen highlights...a bare :shutup:

I'll be going up in their summer, which is good, because bears are awake during summer. Downside is that there is less snow during summer, and less snowmobiles. I'll see what I can do for you though, shouldn't be that hard to find a hottie to pose nude...

I saw bears last (American) summer. They're bigger than they look on telly. Apparently, if accidentally run into a bear in the woods while mtb'ing or walking, the best course of action is to throw shit at them - they don't like the smell, so they leave you alone.

If you're wondering where the shit comes from, relax, if you come across a bear in the woods, nature will provide for you :)

[martybabe]

I'll be going up in their summer, which is good, because bears are awake during summer. Downside is that there is less snow during summer, and less snowmobiles. I'll see what I can do for you though, shouldn't be that hard to find a hottie to pose nude...

I saw bears last (American) summer. They're bigger than they look on telly. Apparently, if accidentally run into a bear in the woods while mtb'ing or walking, the best course of action is to throw shit at them - they don't like the smell, so they leave you alone.

If you're wondering where the shit comes from, relax, if you come across a bear in the woods, nature will provide for you :)


Ah you win, take the Bear and get some great pix but don't throw any shit at it, :angry2:

[yod]

Sun n surf ..... pffft lies all lies, that poor bear is NAKED!
See see me found prooof they pink underneath :bleh:

Winter is coming and if this poor wee fella is touring around NZ on bikes, he is going to get very cold :cold: Come on guys you all know about shrinkage, think of the bear!

:laugh: shrinkage.....

[chanceyy]

hmm new bike, am sure bear might like to test it out .. then heading to gut buster queens birthday weekend where it can be passed on ..

[Jiminy]

Hehe, that's a good idea. I'm curious to see where it will go. The suspense is bearely bearable :).

I sometimes have a boxing monkey with me when touring so I have someone to talk to the cagers tailgating me while I'm riding...

[martybabe]

Hehe, that's a good idea. I'm curious to see where it will go. The suspense is bearely bearable :).

I sometimes have a boxing monkey with me when touring so I have someone to talk to the cagers tailgating me while I'm riding...

I supose they could be tailgating to get a good look at the boxing monkey :laugh:

[tri boy]

Left the Bear in a mates garage on Fri night before the rally.
This is how I found it Sat morning.:oi-grr:
Sandra, see if you can install some etiquette into the little shit.:msn-wink:

See you round Bear.:finger:

[chanceyy]

Well now I know why Bear was a bit beary eyed & sick .. but I noticed he managed to spew on your bike Brent .. did ya give him a rough ride?

here are a few pics of BlEARy eyed bear, jungle gym bear, BEARry excited where are we going bear, cruising laid back kinda bear,
will update some pics in the next few days he will help me deliver Betsy, & a few adventures over the next 3 weeks til the gut buster ..

[sels1]

he will help me deliver Betsy, & a few adventures over the next 3 weeks til the gut buster ..

Bet he can barely wait.

[Meekey_Mouse]

Haha this is sooo cute! Lookin forward to reading about his adventures :2thumbsup

[Swoop]

If I should ever be fortunate enough to be the bears custodian, it'll go straight in a nice bowl of black dye,it's cute and all but it's ferkin pink init. :sick:
Just put it on the front of the bike, in front of the screen. All the roadgrime will turn him dark pretty quick.

[JMemonic]

Well if he ever ends up in my care down here I will take him to the Drug and Alcohol unit, mind you by the looks of it there is little hope of reform.

[klingon]

Oooh is the bear coming on the Cape Caper Challenge? It's the weekend after Queen's Birthday weekend. He should really come along and see Cape Reinga before he heads off overseas. Don't leave town till you've seen the country!

I believe I have his cousin the Biker Lamb living at my place. I must dig her out so she can come on the Challenge with me.

[Gareth51]

Following Sandra back from the Cold duck with said bear straped to the back of her pack, was eye balling,noding and shaking his head and generally trying to put me off my ride.Next time I shell have the little bugger blindfolded.

[Highlander]

'Fess up, who else has subscribed to this thread so they can follow the "you've taken our bear where?" photo's?

[MIXONE]

'Fess up, who else has subscribed to this thread so they can follow the "you've taken our bear where?" photo's?

Yep you got me there.
Mind you I'm jealous and want to go on some of those rides.

[chanceyy]

well bear has had a busy day today .. somehow he ended up in my bag for work .. :whistle:

he had a play at being corporate biker bear .. only problem I had was turned my back on the lil bugger & he was chatting up the girls .. sighs .. Brent I do believe after 10 yrs together he is fully corrupted ... pics to follow in next few days of his adventures .. :jerry:

[chanceyy]

Following Sandra back from the Cold duck with said bear straped to the back of her pack, was eye balling,noding and shaking his head and generally trying to put me off my ride.Next time I shell have the little bugger blindfolded.

now you know why he was in "bondage" cause I am sure he would have tried to give you the finger .. :lol: mind you that truck that i was ahead of after woodville (til you guys pulled in front of him) was so close to my ass I am sure he was attempting to kiss bear .. :argh:

[Gareth51]

now you know why he was in "bondage" cause I am sure he would have tried to give you the finger .. :lol: mind you that truck that i was ahead of after woodville (til you guys pulled in front of him) was so close to my ass I am sure he was attempting to kiss bear .. :argh:

The little fella must have done something unmentionable because the truck backed off and let us come thru.

[chanceyy]

well bear has had a very busy weekend .. and it all started innocently enough ..

First he was a bike ho .. & tried all the bikes on hand :yes: .. turned around to talk to Gi Joe & OMG he was misbehaving in the worst possible way :shit: .. I had no idea he was totally corrupted :shit:.. but I accept no responsibility for his bad bad bad behaviour :nono: .. ohh hang on was it crazy frog who was leading him astray .. :lol: (gotta watch them aucklanders)

later he behaved himself so was allowed to attend my dads 80th but it did not take the neices/nephew long to figure out he could still do brown eyes .. :eek:

[gijoe1313]

:oi-grr: I dunno, filthy biker scum always on the prowl to corrupt the innocent!

[tri boy]

What is that crazy eyed frog doing between Bears legs??:crazy:
I may have corrupted him, but I'm not that perverted.

[yod]

:oi-grr:

thats what ya get for letting him loose with chanceyy

if I ever catch up with him he'll be taken for a blistering run on the new blackbird:niceone:

[imdying]

Send him down so we can take him for a lap of Ruapuna :D

[chanceyy]

What is that crazy eyed frog doing between Bears legs??:crazy:
I may have corrupted him, but I'm not that perverted.

I have no idea .. I tell ya you turn ya back & he is up to no good ... :innocent: .. i bet it was that frog that talked him into it


:oi-grr:

thats what ya get for letting him loose with chanceyy

if I ever catch up with him he'll be taken for a blistering run on the new blackbird:niceone:

:gob: hey ya dunna see me misbehaving like that ... he might have to call in for coffee morrow nite if i come to palmy to pick up my bike :yes:


Send him down so we can take him for a lap of Ruapuna :D

hmmm I wonder if he can get out & do a lap of taupo this weekend :scratch: .. knowing him i am sure he will wrangle a ride somewhere :shutup:

but dunna worry I am sure he will end up down south :clap:

[chanceyy]

well bear has been misbehaving again .. really I doubt anyone can make him behave ..

had to go pick up my bike from palmy on wed nite .. so while i was not looking he made his way into the new ventura pack rack pack, he was quiet as a mouse til the pack was on the bike then

Pic One ... BOO here i am Nice pack BTW
Pic two ... so we ready to roll yet??
Pic three .... no one can tell I am checking out a onda
pic four ... is this angle better
Pic five .... wooo HOOOOOO another "friend"

this weekend its off to taupo to check out the races ..

[yod]

poor lil george:weep:

[chanceyy]

poor lil george:weep:

I dunno I think i seen george smile :rofl:

[chanceyy]

first we had to attend taupo races where biker bear thought flames bike was the bee's knees then checked out Koba's bike

finished up checking up speights bud's bike & tried to be a pit bitch .... :eek:

[chanceyy]

then queens birthday was upon us & our time together was drawing to a close

On thurs off to Te Aroha we went .. & no way was bear being left behind .. this time he road pillion style & had his "seatbelt" on

on Friday it was down to Turangi ready for the gut buster & to find some deviant to lead him astray (I hear mrs busa pete did a good job of that ..)

Sat morn woke to ice which needed a closer look .. & in typical bear style wondered if this is where Vodka ice came from, but he had one heck of a hangover when he realised it was not just iced water ...


now the official handing off has been done & the quicks have bear I understand he might get down & dirty (although I think he did that already with Mrs BP)

[tri boy]

Cool. Bears getting about.:niceone:
Now the challenge is for people to post pics of Bear at various landmarks on his travels, so that nonbelievers have no case to argue over his travels.
Make us proud you mangy bag of cloth. (talking about the Bear here):p

[chanceyy]

Cool. Bears getting about.:niceone:
Now the challenge is for people to post pics of Bear at various landmarks on his travels, so that nonbelievers have no case to argue over his travels.
Make us proud you mangy bag of cloth. (talking about the Bear here):p

ohh you mean like this one .. beside lake taupo ??

[Hinny]

Biker Bear getting into Wendy's pants.

[chanceyy]

Biker Bear getting into Wendy's pants.

well thats a half way decent shot ... cause when I seen him in Wendy's pants he was head first .. no wonder she was walking around with a grin on her face :laugh:

[Qkchk]

well thats a half way decent shot ... cause when I seen him in Wendy's pants he was head first .. no wonder she was walking around with a grin on her face :laugh:

We might have to give him a bath, he smells like fish.........

[chanceyy]

We might have to give him a bath, he smells like fish.........

:laugh: way to much info .... so you guys have not taken him out to get low down & dirty yet ??? :innocent:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

We might have to give him a bath, he smells like fish.........

Why did you have that threesum you where talking about. Now we know why you got sick on the weekend.

[tri boy]

Has the Bear got comfortable somewhere?:whistle:

[tri boy]

So I guess he has become a crack whore, or wino or summit.
Sheesh, give a couple of sheila's a simple task of looking after bear, and it turns to shit:nono:
Won't some bloke up in Akld save the poor bastard from women.:(

[chanceyy]

So I guess he has become a crack whore, or wino or summit.
Sheesh, give a couple of sheila's a simple task of looking after bear, and it turns to shit:nono:
Won't some bloke up in Akld save the poor bastard from women.:(

hmm I heard a weeeeeeee whisper he is about to start international travel :whistle:

[yungatart]

Biker bear is packing for overseas travel, as we speak. He is off to Europe and will post pics for your viewing pleasure. Unfortunately, he may be gone for some time....

[tri boy]

Cool!:2thumbsup
Pic's of Bear snorting coke off a Singapore Airlines trolley dollie's belly at 30,000ft.:blah:

[Rollestonchick]

Im in:love:. Hope i get to meet Bear one day and take him on my :ride:

[yungatart]

Cool!:2thumbsup
Pic's of Bear snorting coke off a Singapore Airlines trolley dollie's belly at 30,000ft.:blah:

Uh..how did you know he was flying "Singapore Airlines"?

[tri boy]

Elementary my dear Mrs Watson.
Nobody in their right mind would trust either Air NZ, or Qantas to shuttle them any further than the Tasman, and Garuda etc don't even get a look in.:oi-grr:
Plus, because you have a kind heart, and obvious great/high standards (you are taking Bear), then Sing Airlines is the only choice.:cool:
(plus Bear still communicates with me via bear esp):lol:
Umm, you never flinched with regards to belly snorting coke. Hmmm..........:shifty:

[yungatart]

Elementary my dear Mrs Watson.
Nobody in their right mind would trust either Air NZ, or Qantas to shuttle them any further than the Tasman, and Garuda etc don't even get a look in.:oi-grr:
Plus, because you have a kind heart, and obvious great/high standards (you are taking Bear), then Sing Airlines is the only choice.:cool:
(plus Bear still communicates with me via bear esp):lol:
Umm, you never flinched with regards to belly snorting coke. Hmmm..........:shifty:

Umm, so Bear forgot to tell you that I am not the one accompanying him.
Naughty Bear!!
As to high standards..tis a "corporate" deal, I never did the bookings..just paid the dollars over... (and how!)
Did Bear tell you he is also flying Lufthansa and some little wee Euro flying pencil......

Belly snorting coke...hmmm! Doesn't meet my high standards, I'm afraid...

[hXc]

Cool!:2thumbsup
Pic's of Bear snorting coke off a Singapore Airlines trolley dollie's belly at 30,000ft.:blah:I've got bear, and will be sure to at least try to fulfill this request of yours...

[MSTRS]

Belly snorting coke...hmmm! Doesn't meet my high standards, I'm afraid...


I've got bear, and will be sure to at least try to fulfill this request of yours...

Listen to your mother...

[Nasty]

Listen to your mother...

Another Tui ad???

[yungatart]

Another Tui ad???

hahahaha...only European beers for that lad..there is over 400 kinds of Belgian beer alone, for him to sample...so many beers, so little time...

[hXc]

Listen to your mother...What she gunna do? Kick me outta home?:doh::chase:

[Mom]

What she gunna do? Kick me outta home?:doh::chase:

NO, You are leaving freely, dont try that old chestnut...:blip:

[hXc]

NO, You are leaving freely, dont try that old chestnut...:blip:My boss said to me earlier that if I keep being cheeky to customers (mum and dad) that she would fire me...I turned 'round and said, "You can't fire me! I quit!" Was rather funny. Boy that place is gunna be boring without me.

[Mom]

My boss said to me earlier that if I keep being cheeky to customers (mum and dad) that she would fire me...I turned 'round and said, "You can't fire me! I quit!" Was rather funny. Boy that place is gunna be boring without me.

My son used to be checkout supervisor at our New World. You need a C/O key to buy smokes/wines etc. I used to go there and buy smokes, the checkout operator would turn on the flashing light for supervisor approval. He would walk up, look at me, look at the smokes and refuse to authorise the purchase! Little shit! Something about you reminds me of him, cant quite put my finger on it...lol

[hXc]

My son used to be checkout supervisor at our New World. You need a C/O key to buy smokes/wines etc. I used to go there and buy smokes, the checkout operator would turn on the flashing light for supervisor approval. He would walk up, look at me, look at the smokes and refuse to authorise the purchase! Little shit! Something about you reminds me of him, cant quite put my finger on it...lolThe awesomeness I'm guessing.

[Mom]

The awesomeness I'm guessing.

wanker....:lol:

[hXc]

wanker....:lol:Cheeky bitch. You'll keep.

[MSTRS]

In time-honoured fashion, Bikerbear misbehaved prior to fleeing the country...

[MSTRS]

I think he was hung over...wouldn't take off the sunnies

[chanceyy]

:laugh: good to see he is living up to his reputation darn cheap arsed, smokin, floozy bear

look forward to seeing his exploits ..

[yungatart]

He's a bludger, that bear!
Never bought a drink all night, not even for himself, let alone anyone else!
Scabbed food off the plates of others as well.
I suspect Bear is going to keep poor hXc very poor!

[MadDuck]

You are not kidding about that bear being a bludging, beer and wine swilling animal!

Hmmmmm...maybe he will keep hxc poor or maybe the little bludger will attract some chickies.

[paulmac]

remember, he did live with a triumph rider for quite some time !!

[tri boy]

remember, he did live with a triumph rider for quite some time !!
An attentive, an loyal apprentice to "the art of cheapness" he was too.
Bon V ya scruffy little shit.:moon:

[Gareth51]

Knowing the Bear,he's more than likely a member of the mile high club by now

[Highlander]

So is Mr Bear still traveling around or has "the recession" forced him to take a break?

[yungatart]

i fear the snow in BXl has sent him well and truly into hibernation....

[tri boy]

Hibernation be damned:angry2:
Get ya mange riddled carcass out on the road.
Next thing you know, he'll be hanging out with interior decorators called Elliot, and having his coat styled and frosted at "Marcell's perms n blow job's".

(unless of course he is cuddled up next to native boobies, which requires pic's galore, hint, hint);)

[yungatart]

I think he's hibernating with a hot little chicky from Iceland....he asures me he needs someone warm to keep his blood from freezing. Its been snowing in his neck of the woods, doncha know?

[Gareth51]

he asures me he needs someone warm to keep his blood from freezing.

[Bonez]

he asures me he needs someone warm to keep his blood from freezing.Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[tri boy]

Yaaayyyyyy!
Fur meets fur:woohoo:

[Bonez]

Yaaayyyyyy!
Fur meets fur:woohoo:Filthy little crettin. His cousin asks it thats the recently discovered black hole that was on the news tonight as he seems to have been sucked in.

[chanceyy]

well darn it I thought the mangey whore biker bear had foreva disappeared .. it would seem not ...

the lil shit turned up lounging on BB yesterday .. fark me, tried kicking his arse to the kerb but the little leach was in my bag and buried to the hilt before one could say fuck off ya mangey mutt

anyhow less than 24hr later the bear whore has decamp & headed off with a bitch for a dodgy few days .....

here is the proof of the whore on the bike, gawd guys watch out for him he is one dodgy bugger ...............

[tri boy]

Heeeeee's baaaaackkkkkk:Punk:
Confiscate his passport will ya.
Get him straightened out, (just a bit).
ADV rider has "Pooey" the round the world ostrich. KB has "Bear", the filthy biker.
Pic's and stories required from each chaperon please.:sunny:

[chanceyy]

Heeeeee's baaaaackkkkkk:Punk:
Confiscate his passport will ya.
Get him straightened out, (just a bit).
ADV rider has "Pooey" the round the world ostrich. KB has "Bear", the filthy biker.
Pic's and stories required from each chaperon please.:sunny:

yeah well he is off to celebrate new yrs ... have advised of the rules :shutup: but since he is a bear whore he makes up his own

soooooooooo we will wait & see if the bugger makes it round the country this time :Punk:

[yungatart]

He is truly a dodgy character...be careful if you find yourself in possession of the bear...the dirty little prick actually possesses you...in the best supernatural fashion. He sticks like the proverbial and is harder to get rid of than Aids...
Oh, and he drinks like a fish, (has a penchant for European beer) smokes like a train (enjoys 'tobacco' from Amsterdam) and is a filthy lecherous womaniser to boot!
You have been warned....

[MSTRS]

He is truly a dodgy character...be careful if you find yourself in possession of the bear...the dirty little prick actually possesses you...in the best supernatural fashion. He sticks like the proverbial and is harder to get rid of than Aids...
Oh, and he drinks like a fish, (has a penchant for European beer) smokes like a train (enjoys 'tobacco' from Amsterdam) and is a filthy lecherous womaniser to boot!
You have been warned....

He sounds like good people...

[chanceyy]

He is truly a dodgy character...be careful if you find yourself in possession of the bear...the dirty little prick actually possesses you...in the best supernatural fashion. He sticks like the proverbial and is harder to get rid of than Aids...
Oh, and he drinks like a fish, (has a penchant for European beer) smokes like a train (enjoys 'tobacco' from Amsterdam) and is a filthy lecherous womaniser to boot!
You have been warned....

pics or it did not happen .. and you just might see him again soon :nya:

[yungatart]

pics or it did not happen .. and you just might see him again soon :nya:

Too late...he is already here:argh:
So far he has got up close and personal with somebody's gin, bummed a cigarette or two, made a move on all of the women, (and most of the men), :crazy:pinched a beer or two..and the party hasn't really started yet!

Did anyone else notice how the Bear brings nothing but himself to a gathering? How rude!

[chanceyy]

Too late...he is already here:argh:
So far he has got up close and personal with somebody's gin, bummed a cigarette or two, made a move on all of the women, (and most of the men), :crazy:pinched a beer or two..and the party hasn't really started yet!

Did anyone else notice how the Bear brings nothing but himself to a gathering? How rude!

uh huh ... pics gotta have the pics plz ...

now you know why I was so quick to kick him outta his hiding hole .. just could not give to much away til he arrived :clap:

[Gareth51]

The Bear new years eve.....some shots of Tequila....and he's anybodys.

[Gareth51]

some more pics

[chanceyy]

soooooooooooooo who has the drunken bear whore now ????


good to see he has kept his reputation intact :laugh:

[Gareth51]

soooooooooooooo who has the drunken bear whore now ????


good to see he has kept his reputation intact :laugh:

He was still a sick bear when I left today,and stunk of tequila. He was eying up the girls for someone to have a bath with

[chanceyy]

He was still a sick bear when I left today,and stunk of tequila. He was eying up the girls for someone to have a bath with

a sick bear is not a pretty site .. if you remember back to cold duck rally when I inherited him ... he was in a badddddd way then ...

hmmm :nono: I will not touch the rest of your sentence ... there have been tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many dodgy pics taken with that ho bag bear close to pussy & sausages .. nakid does not bear thinking about

[2wheeldrifter]

Alcohol and bears DON'T mix!

[Nasty]

soooooooooooooo who has the drunken bear whore now ????


good to see he has kept his reputation intact :laugh:

Oh those are tame pictures from that party ... there were far worse goings on going on ;)

[The Everlasting]

I hope that bear is getting a wash!!! :lol:

[Gareth51]

Oh those are tame pictures from that party ... there were far worse goings on going on ;)

You mean the morning picture in the lounge.I deleted that one,just in case it fell into the wrong hands (what goes on tour stays on tour)

[Nasty]

You mean the morning picture in the lounge.I deleted that one,just in case it fell into the wrong hands (what goes on tour stays on tour)

No, not that ONE ... I meant the other bear ones .... ;)

What goes on tour definately stays on tour ... but with the bear he is free game ;)

[Gareth51]

No, not that ONE ... I meant the other bear ones .... ;)

What goes on tour definately stays on tour ... but with the bear he is free game ;)

Can't get this new site to upload pics

[yungatart]

I think he's hitched a ride to the Bay of Islands...prolly eying up babes in bikinis as we speak..dirty little bear!

[Gareth51]

Can't beat a smelly fart

[MSTRS]

I'd recognise that crutch anywhere...

[Gareth51]

Kiss of life

[Gareth51]

I think he's hitched a ride to the Bay of Islands...prolly eying up babes in bikinis as we speak..dirty little bear!

Photos,Photos

[tri boy]

At the Hamilton Hui, the lil arsewipe flogged the Rare Breed, and wouldn't let anybody have any.
Where's he now?

[Gareth51]

Looks like he got his bath...did he indicate who the lucky girl was ?

[Genie]

Glad to see he is still having fun, I'd heard a rumour some nasty man had kidnapped him.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Here he is.
www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/116327-Kidnapped

[Qkchk]

Glad to see he is still having fun, I'd heard a rumour some nasty man had kidnapped him.

A group of very nasty men had him kidnapped and molested.

[tri boy]

It has been noted that sixpackback tried to extort $$$ against the bears life.
Yakuza Bear, and Mafia Bear have been informed, and a blow torch n pliers have been issued to them, to install a bit of "Bear Arse Retribution" onto sixes anatomy.
Be afraid buddy. They will find you.

[MSTRS]

Wonder if he's got a straw yet? Or tipped the bottle up?

[tri boy]

Big Bump.
Somebody kick that hairy lil freak out of hybernation mode, and remind him that the Cold Kiwi isn't too far away.
A cameo appearance at the KB camping area would improve/lower his stardom.
Hell, I might even socilise with you lot...............

[Mrs Shrek]

He is truly a dodgy character...be careful if you find yourself in possession of the bear...the dirty little prick actually possesses you...in the best supernatural fashion. He sticks like the proverbial and is harder to get rid of than Aids...
Oh, and he drinks like a fish, (has a penchant for European beer) smokes like a train (enjoys 'tobacco' from Amsterdam) and is a filthy lecherous womaniser to boot!
You have been warned....

When he tours the sth is he's sure to meet up with Roger. The two of them would have lots of fun. :innocent: :devil2:

[Mom]

Big Bump.
Somebody kick that hairy lil freak out of hybernation mode, and remind him that the Cold Kiwi isn't too far away.
A cameo appearance at the KB camping area would improve/lower his stardom.
Hell, I might even socilise with you lot...............

Try Cheshire cat, I seem to remember she took the bear north to Paihia, she may know where the bear is residing at the moment.