Ew!!! I really hate that bike!!!

[NC]

What bike do you really hate?

I fucken hate Goldwings....What the hell is going on there?? :stoogie:

[jrandom]

Hate?

Bike?

Um.

Anything that exists purely to be garaged, polished and ridden on sunny Sundays by people orders of magnitude richer than me?

[onearmedbandit]

No hate here, if its got two wheels, an engine then its cool by me.

[Cajun]

What bike do you really hate?

I fucken hate Goldwings....What the hell is going on there?? :stoogie:
goldwings have there purposes, if i was doing a big tour around somewhere two up they would be good. I mean some of the goldwings i have seen have done HUGE milage, and still look great

But if its a bike, its gotta be good(apart from that gay r6 that the other banana man rides, those are just bad dc:<)

[jrandom]

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Anything yellow.

[NordieBoy]

Gotta hate the Voxan, it's French :sick:

[Cajun]

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Anything yellow.
blah you ride that zeal up where the sun don't shine dc:<

[Motoracer]

Any bike that is a pain to work with. There is nothing I dislike more than crap engineering! Suzuki and Kawasaki are a dream to work on usually.

To ride or look at, I wouldn't hate any type of bikes.

[Quasievil]

goldwings have there purposes, if i was doing a big tour around somewhere two up they would be good. I mean some of the goldwings i have seen have done HUGE milage, and still look great

But if its a bike, its gotta be good(apart from that gay r6 that the other banana man rides, those are just bad dc:<)
Is that why you ride your bike like its a goldwing ?
just asking:spudwhat:

[Cajun]

Is that why you ride your bike like its a goldwing ?
just asking:spudwhat:
hahah i followed goldwings around taupo they were still doing it in 53's which arn't to shabby really

[Bonez]

What bike do you really hate?

I fucken hate Goldwings....What the hell is going on there?? :stoogie:
Have you riden one? Get over it! Btw They're "Made in America". Could this be the reason for your deep seated hatred (pun intended) :blah:

[Ghost Lemur]

Hate?

Bike?

Um.

Anything that exists purely to be garaged, polished and ridden on sunny Sundays by people orders of magnitude richer than me?

I think that's called jealousy not hatred, isn't it?

I know I'd love a super sexy pride and joy in my garage next to an every day bike, and a dirt bike, and a... and a...

Then again I'd be happy with any bike at this stage... :crybaby:

[**R1**]

Have you riden one? Get over it!
All bikes have there place even goldwings, just as long as it aint my place :killingme ...na i love bikes they rock (cars are for loosers and HP ooppps same thing) its usaly the type of people that own certan bikes that i dont like, Harleys for example, the bikes well lets face it the aint state of the art but hey 1day i will be old and still have to shopping somehow, but they are also attractive to gangs coz they are pussys and cant stick up for them selves and cant ride to boot so they need a easy rider friendly bike.

[warren35]

All bikes have there place even goldwings, just as long as it aint my place :killingme ...na i love bikes they rock (cars are for loosers and HP ooppps same thing) its usaly the type of people that own certan bikes that i dont like, Harleys for example, the bikes well lets face it the aint state of the art but hey 1day i will be old and still have to shopping somehow, but they are also attractive to gangs coz they are pussys and cant stick up for them selves and cant ride to boot so they need a easy rider friendly bike.
Amen brother you took the words right out of my mouth.Some bikes are nicer to look at than others but most poor pricks cant afford to ride what they really want so who are we to nock what they can afford.sometimes id rather talk to the bike than the arsehole on it.

[jrandom]

Jealousy? Hatred? Meh.

Now, if *I* was one of them rich barstewards, I'd have, say... a BMW tourer, a 999, a Brutale, an FXDWG (sorry Aaron), a 'bus, and a 10R.

And some dirtbike or other.

[Firefight]

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Anything yellow.


ha ha, :lol: :lol: :lol: :killingme

Nice one Dan.

F/F

[Skunk]

I hate most bikes with more than three wheels :pinch:

[Bonez]

I hate most bikes with more than three wheels :pinch:
Aint bikes summit one peddles?

[Biff]

I hate crashed ones, especially the ones to which my arse was recently attached to.

[Cajun]

ha ha, :lol: :lol: :lol: :killingme

Nice one Dan.

F/F
bugger off hope it rans banana's all over your ride tomorrow old man

[magnum]

goldwings are a bit yuck,harleys are ok but not for me,i normally dislike harley owners as most seem to be up themselves. :devil2:

[Skyryder]

Don't hate anything. To much energy wasted for no good reason.

Skyryder

[John]

Personally I hate all bikes, Until I have it or afford it...

[WINJA]

I JUST HATE HONDAS

[Biff]

I JUST HATE HONDAS

..............Why?

[Jase W]

He's prolly had experience with their cars... But is too dim to realise the bikes are soooo much better...

[matthewt]

Anything that exists purely to be garaged, polished and ridden on sunny Sundays by people orders of magnitude richer than me?

Bikes don't exist to be garaged, polished and ridden. That's how people treat them It's not the bike you hate it's the twat that owns it.

[White trash]

I JUST HATE HONDAS

Ha ha ha. Best one yet!

[SPORK]

Ha ha ha. Best one yet!

I know, very witty isn't it.

Personally, I don't like anything where your feet are further forward than your ass, just looks plain stupid to me. But I don't hate it, no, I reserve all my hatred for pop and rap music :D

[NodMan]

I JUST HATE HONDAS

to steal from Kwaka Kids original avator ..circa 2002

I CRYED CAUSE I ONLY HAD A HONDA
TILL I MET A MAN WHO HAD A HARLEY
THEN I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED......
THANK GOD I SAVED UP AND BOUGHT A KWAKA

and now whats he got...vfr400 rvf400 and xr500
shit he must HATE HONDA HEAPS to thrash all of em like he does!!!

(and thats why the Kwaka turbos are still in peices hahahaha)

[vifferman]

I just hate all those repli-racers - they're so ghey! And all those wannabe racers riding them too. :Pokey:

[Eddieb]

Ha ha ha. Best one yet!

Welcome back

[Two Smoker]

to steal from Kwaka Kids original avator ..circa 2002

I CRYED CAUSE I ONLY HAD A HONDA
TILL I MET A MAN WHO HAD A HARLEY
THEN I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED......
THANK GOD I SAVED UP AND BOUGHT A KWAKA

and now whats he got...vfr400 rvf400 and xr500
shit he must HATE HONDA HEAPS to thrash all of em like he does!!!

(and thats why the Kwaka turbos are still in peices hahahaha)
LOL, he's not that nice to his RVF is he......

[Jase W]

But I don't hate it, no, I reserve all my hatred for pop and rap music :D

Amen to that!

[Storm]

Gotta agree with the opinion that its not the bike, its the guy/girl on it. I've seen pretty bikes (ie shiny, chromed to hell and beyond harleys) covered in muck, being thrashed within an inch of thier life. A lot of folks with harleys do seem to get caught up in the whole attitude thing. As a wise man said
" It aint what you ride, its how you ride it" ( or, the dodgy version, "its not how big it is, its how you use it )

And thats the way the cookie crumbles

[Biff]

I just hate all those repli-racers - they're so ghey! And all those wannabe racers riding them too. :Pokey:

Is it me - or do all those guys n gals that wear all in one race replica leathers look like Power Rangers?

Can you imagine cage drivers doing the same thing........wearing F1 outfits to drive to work or when hooning on the weekend? :blink:

[NC]

Have you riden one? Get over it! Btw They're "Made in America". Could this be the reason for your deep seated hatred (pun intended) :blah:
I think you have takin' a shinning to those Otago Uni ads

[**R1**]

Is it me - or do all those guys n gals that wear all in one race replica leathers look like Power Rangers?

Can you imagine cage drivers doing the same thing........wearing F1 outfits to drive to work or when hooning on the weekend? :blink:
Do Honda riders not have style??
man i look at dudes(and me in shop windows) in all their leathers and think "god dam look at that styly fella"plus i would rather come off at 200+ in full leathers than that plastic stuff people buy now days :doctor:

[Al]

Uglies: Honda Pacific and Ducati Paso.....
My bike is not a wash and polish hobby either!

Al

[**R1**]

I just hate all those repli-racers - they're so ghey! And all those wannabe racers riding them too. :Pokey:
in your profile it says u ride a heap o crap, perhaps ya just jealous. :moon:

[Biff]

I am the resident biking style guru, didn't you know?

I never venture out on the bike without being leathered n kevlared up, but I don't glow in the dark like those power rangers do. Unless I'm commuting to work, then I wear cordura kit. But that's only because I can wear my work gear under it.

Besides - the chicks dig leather. Alledgedly.

[vifferman]

in your profile it says u ride a heap o crap, perhaps ya just jealous. :moon:
And perhaps your just a KNOB END.


Nah - no "perhaps" about it. :lol:

And I don't need to rely on having some big penis extension and showing off to people like you do, in order to have self esteem and self worth. I don't need to show off what I own and what I can do to feel good about myself or to get respect.

[Grumpy]

I really hate those big white ones with the light on a stick where the pillion seat should be.

[Coyote]

This bike annoys me

[Paul in NZ]

To save time I've decided to I hate everything and everyone except my dog (and Vicki) and I ain't too sure about the dog i can tell you...

[avgas]

goldwings have there purposes, if i was doing a big tour around somewhere two up they would be good. I mean some of the goldwings i have seen have done HUGE milage, and still look great

But if its a bike, its gotta be good(apart from that gay r6 that the other banana man rides, those are just bad dc:<)
:blink:
HOw about boat achour?
Gimmie a BMW or a triumph over a boldwing anyday.
Theyre big, slow, air-con?, stereo? why not just buy a cage, its safer and comfier

[avgas]

Have you riden one? Get over it! Btw They're "Made in America". Could this be the reason for your deep seated hatred (pun intended) :blah:
yes and oh my god it was bad, scooters are more fun.
in fact walking is more fun.
Theyre actually very scary to ride, as the one i rode didnt have abs like the bmw i rode, gimmie a munch mammut to one anyday

[Coyote]

Theyre big, slow, air-con?, stereo? why not just buy a cage, its safer and comfier
Air con? What the hell do you need aircon for? Just stick your head above the windscreen

[onearmedbandit]

And perhaps your just a KNOB END.


Nah - no "perhaps" about it. :lol:

And I don't need to rely on having some big penis extension and showing off to people like you do, in order to have self esteem and self worth. I don't need to show off what I own and what I can do to feel good about myself or to get respect.

Ooooh, touchhhy. You put a :Pokey: in your post, as a wind-up to what you wrote, almost asking from a response. But when you get one you don't like, well wooo hooo! :Pokey: :lol:

[Yokai]

I really hate Terence Trent D'Arby's HD .... UGH! What was with the pastel colours!

Also Hate any bike that throws my mates... All of those should be shot... Only bikes that protect KBers and my mates should be allowed

Oh - and Aff-man's bike - cos its green as well!

[WINJA]

..............Why?
JESUS WHERE SHOULD I START. SHOULD WE START WITH THE BLACK BIRD. ITS SO SLOW CONSIDERING HONDA CALLED IT THE FASTEST BIKE IN THE WORLD AND WHEN WE TOOK ONE OUT AND TESTED IT THE OLD ZZR1100 WE HAD ALONG KILLED IT AND THE ZX9 SMOKED IT.THE BLACK BIRD ALSO HAD POOR GROUND CLEARANCE THE BLACKBIRD IS A GIRLS BUSA . THE BLADE IS SO SLOW COMPARED TO ALL OTHER BIKES IN ITS CLASS ITS JUST NOT FUNNY AT THE MASTER BIKE SHOOT OUT IT WAS SLOWER THAN THE GSXR750 AND THE GSXR1000 TOOK A BIG DUMP ON IT AND THE K5 THOU IS NOT EVEN HERE YET HONDA HASNT CAUGHT UP TO SUZUKIS OLD MODELS YET AND THE NEW ONES ARE OUT SOON.AND NOW WE GET TO BLUE WING HONDA DO THEY KEEP ANY SPARES FOR ANY LATE MODEL BIKES IF THEY DO ITS FUCK ALL.HONDAS TECHNICAL DEPARTMENT IS FULL OF IDIOTS, A BLIND ATHRITIC CHIMP WITH A STICK COULD FIX A BIKE BETTER THAN THEM. THERE 98 BLADE WAS A HUNK OF SHIT SUZUKIS 96 GSXR750T IS MUCH FASTER HANDLES AND STOPS BETTER AND OVERALL IS A FAR SUPERIOR BIKE,THE ZX9C1 IS FASTER 2 UP THAN THE 98 BLADE IS 1 UP, AND THE ZX9 ALSO HAD A TANK BAG ON BOARD.HONDAS MOTTO SHOULD BE "FINDING SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS THAT DONT EXIST"

[Skunk]

JESUS WHERE SHOULD I START. SHOULD WE START WITH THE BLACK BIRD. ITS SO SLOW CONSIDERING HONDA CALLED IT THE FASTEST BIKE IN THE WORLD AND WHEN WE TOOK ONE OUT AND TESTED IT THE OLD ZZR1100 WE HAD ALONG KILLED IT AND THE ZX9 SMOKED IT.THE BLACK BIRD ALSO HAD POOR GROUND CLEARANCE THE BLACKBIRD IS A GIRLS BUSA . THE BLADE IS SO SLOW COMPARED TO ALL OTHER BIKES IN ITS CLASS ITS JUST NOT FUNNY AT THE MASTER BIKE SHOOT OUT IT WAS SLOWER THAN THE GSXR750 AND THE GSXR1000 TOOK A BIG DUMP ON IT AND THE K5 THOU IS NOT EVEN HERE YET HONDA HASNT CAUGHT UP TO SUZUKIS OLD MODELS YET AND THE NEW ONES ARE OUT SOON.AND NOW WE GET TO BLUE WING HONDA DO THEY KEEP ANY SPARES FOR ANY LATE MODEL BIKES IF THEY DO ITS FUCK ALL.HONDAS TECHNICAL DEPARTMENT IS FULL OF IDIOTS, A BLIND ATHRITIC CHIMP WITH A STICK COULD FIX A BIKE BETTER THAN THEM. THERE 98 BLADE WAS A HUNK OF SHIT SUZUKIS 96 GSXR750T IS MUCH FASTER HANDLES AND STOPS BETTER AND OVERALL IS A FAR SUPERIOR BIKE,THE ZX9C1 IS FASTER 2 UP THAN THE 98 BLADE IS 1 UP, AND THE ZX9 ALSO HAD A TANK BAG ON BOARD.HONDAS MOTTO SHOULD BE "FINDING SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS THAT DONT EXIST"Can't read that. Too many capitals.

[onearmedbandit]

But other than that WINJA, Honda's are alright in your book??!! :lol: :lol:

(J/K)!

[WINJA]

But other than that WINJA, Honda's are alright in your book??!! :lol: :lol:

(J/K)!
GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR HONDA :mad: DAMN STINKEN HONDA SHIT :mad: . OK CALMING DOWN COUNTING TO TEN AND NINE AND TEN NOPE :mad: :mad:

[Jase W]

Goddammit man! stop using so many capitals! I had to re-read every word in that post - thats how hard it is to read something thats entirely in capitals!

[WINJA]

Goddammit man! stop using so many capitals! I had to re-read every word in that post - thats how hard it is to read something thats entirely in capitals!
SO READ ANOTHER POST. IM NOT FORCING YOU TO READ WHAT I WRITE

[Jase W]

If that applies to any that has a problem with it then i'd imagine that most of the board wont be reading your posts as i'm sure many others have the same problem with your posts. If you want to discuss stuff on this board then it pays to have some netiquette otherwise you wont get very far. IMO.

[FzerozeroT]

liftback, isn't it also proper 'netiquette' to respect the more senior members of a forum? Also i'm is a contraction of "I am" therefore should be I'm, same applies to I'd, an exclamation mark follows the rules of a full stop so any following sentance should start with a capital letter.

(I'm just in a pissy mood. :P)

[FzerozeroT]

oops, my baD,you are more SeNiOr by 3 DAYS. but i'M more seenier by 8 MONTHS. so !!!respect maah authoritahh!!

[FzerozeroT]

and I'm whoring now but i think that the goldwing is cool cause it has evolved from what it was at first,
____________
Robb Report "MotorCycling":

The Goldwing was concieved as a muscle or performance bike, in 1975 the GL1000 had impressive accelleration and braking, but with a smooth ride punters used it for long distance riding, in 1980 honda bowed to pressure and released the GL1100 'Interstate'.
______________

I think it is one of the few bikes that has gone against the whole "we'll tell you what you want" along with the Kwaka 636

[Bonez]

Robb Report "MotorCycling":

The Goldwing was concieved as a muscle or performance bike, in 1975 the GL1000 had impressive accelleration and braking, but with a smooth ride punters used it for long distance riding, in 1980 honda bowed to pressure and released the GL1100 'Interstate'.


One has to wonder where they get their info from. The GL1000 was released in 1974 and "a luxury machine aimed at the touring market" according to Roy Bacon's HONDA-The Eary classic Motocycles. The term "Muscle Bike" did not appear till much much later.

[gav]

If that applies to any that has a problem with it then i'd imagine that most of the board wont be reading your posts as i'm sure many others have the same problem with your posts. If you want to discuss stuff on this board then it pays to have some netiquette otherwise you wont get very far. IMO.
I just put WINJA on my ignore list. Most of what he writes seems bollocks, so don't think I'm missing much...

[Bonez]

I just put WINJA on my ignore list. Most of what he writes seems bollocks, so don't think I'm missing much... Good idea. Just done it myself. Bye WINJA!!

[Paul in NZ]

The original 'wing was a pretty std bike. Nothing like the munt laden barge we see today... I kinda liked them except corners were a bit of a challange for them... Well you might laugh but I damn near bought a GL1000 in the late 70's...

It had uprated suspenders, Laverda jota (adjustable) bars, rear sets, a hot 'zorst and a cafe racer screen. It looked wicked and i just loved the idea of a cafe racer gold wing...

It was red... Wonder wot happened to it?

Paul N

[Krayy]

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Anything yellow.

Hey! I resemble that remark!
:stupid:

[vifferman]

NOW WE GET TO BLUE WING HONDA DO THEY KEEP ANY SPARES FOR ANY LATE MODEL BIKES IF THEY DO ITS FUCK ALL.HONDAS TECHNICAL DEPARTMENT IS FULL OF IDIOTS, A BLIND ATHRITIC CHIMP WITH A STICK COULD FIX A BIKE BETTER THAN THEM.
True.
Almost without exception, every part I've ordered has been "out of stock, available ex-Japan, 3 weeks." Even very common stuff. Another gripe - one time I checked availability of a part from Australia, and almost the same story, except it was 2 weeks delivery, and the price was $AU149 (incl. GST) compared with $NZ265.
Must be a different Honda that supplies Australia and NZ.... :Pokey:

[Biff]

JESUS WHERE SHOULD I START. SHOULD WE START WITH THE BLACK BIRD. ITS SO SLOW CONSIDERING HONDA CALLED IT THE FASTEST BIKE IN THE WORLD AND WHEN WE TOOK ONE OUT AND TESTED IT THE OLD ZZR1100 WE HAD ALONG KILLED IT AND THE ZX9 SMOKED IT.THE BLACK BIRD ALSO HAD POOR GROUND CLEARANCE THE BLACKBIRD IS A GIRLS BUSA . THE BLADE IS SO SLOW COMPARED TO ALL OTHER BIKES IN ITS CLASS ITS JUST NOT FUNNY AT THE MASTER BIKE SHOOT OUT IT WAS SLOWER THAN THE GSXR750 AND THE GSXR1000 TOOK A BIG DUMP ON IT AND THE K5 THOU IS NOT EVEN HERE YET HONDA HASNT CAUGHT UP TO SUZUKIS OLD MODELS YET AND THE NEW ONES ARE OUT SOON.AND NOW WE GET TO BLUE WING HONDA DO THEY KEEP ANY SPARES FOR ANY LATE MODEL BIKES IF THEY DO ITS FUCK ALL.HONDAS TECHNICAL DEPARTMENT IS FULL OF IDIOTS, A BLIND ATHRITIC CHIMP WITH A STICK COULD FIX A BIKE BETTER THAN THEM. THERE 98 BLADE WAS A HUNK OF SHIT SUZUKIS 96 GSXR750T IS MUCH FASTER HANDLES AND STOPS BETTER AND OVERALL IS A FAR SUPERIOR BIKE,THE ZX9C1 IS FASTER 2 UP THAN THE 98 BLADE IS 1 UP, AND THE ZX9 ALSO HAD A TANK BAG ON BOARD.HONDAS MOTTO SHOULD BE "FINDING SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS THAT DONT EXIST"

A man with Honda issues I'd say.
Slow - LMAO. I've heard plenty of people constructively say why they prefer say a Busa over a Bird, but slow!!?? Give me a break. It was the fastest in the world in it's day (1999-00). But you're missing the point, that's not what the Bird is about. Mile munching, practical with smooth & manageable power. Read the independent reviews they say it all (this months Kiwi Biker for example).

Take your blinkers off dude. The Gixxer thou (a brilliant bike) is faster than a Bird as is the Busa, R1, ZX 10 and a few others - but you try taking these bikes out two up for hundreds of K's along with your overnight or weeks gear and tell me whose arse is still in one piece at the end.

I’ll argue all day with you about a ZZR1100 or 1200 beating today’s Bird. Your token example of a single head to head accounts for nothing. I’ve been touring on several occasions with mates that own ZZR’s (excellent machines) across Europe and they openly admit that the Bird is faster and more responsive. But again, balls out speed is not what the Bird is about. It handles like a dream either on the open road swallowing up long sweeping corners and is just as happy and as easy to manage around town (try that on a cumbersome ZZR or overweight Busa).

A bike needs to be fit for it's intended purpose whether its riding balls out with a razor blade up your arse and sore wrists after a couple of hours or all day long cruising on one of the worlds most powerful machines in comfort.

Each to their own.……

[Blakamin]

Dont stress on it BB, some people can only ride in a straight line..... :whistle:

[Skunk]

As a cost cutting measure (because we all want cheaper stuff) nobody holds stock of anything. If you all would only pay more they would have the parts in stock.

[DarkDream]

And perhaps your just a KNOB END.


Nah - no "perhaps" about it. :lol:

And I don't need to rely on having some big penis extension and showing off to people like you do, in order to have self esteem and self worth. I don't need to show off what I own and what I can do to feel good about myself or to get respect.

Maybe you shouldn't get so concerned about an electronic comment then? Hmmmm....fool you with Jedi mind tricks I will young skywalker......jeez hurry up friday.

[Firefight]

Maybe you shouldn't get so concerned about an electronic comment then? Hmmmm....fool you with Jedi mind tricks I will young skywalker......jeez hurry up friday.


slow day man ?

F/F

[mattt]

Can you imagine cage drivers doing the same thing........wearing F1 outfits to drive to work or when hooning on the weekend? :blink:

:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[**R1**]

And perhaps your just a KNOB END.


Nah - no "perhaps" about it. :lol:

And I don't need to rely on having some big penis extension and showing off to people like you do, in order to have self esteem and self worth. I don't need to show off what I own and what I can do to feel good about myself or to get respect.
Your a riot aint ya :moon: well whot ever it is you think your doing now for respect...... it aint working. and what is the deal with guys that have lil bikes??? the first thing that pops outa there mouth (other than their boyfrnds cock) is some sht bout penis size, i thnk it penis envy.

[vifferman]

and what is the deal with guys that have lil bikes??? the first thing that pops outa there mouth (other than their boyfrnds cock) is some sht bout penis size, i thnk it penis envy.You're assuming, of course, that farq2 has a small capacity bike. For all you know, he could have some large capacity machine.
Conversely, if someone has "R1" or "GSXR1000" or "ZZR1200" or "HD FXZPQRST" in their profile, there's no guarantee that that's what they've got either. :spudwhat:

[Storm]

And whatever happened to "its not what you've got , its how you use it ?" :Playnice:

[scumdog]

Do Honda riders not have style??
man i look at dudes(and me in shop windows) in all their leathers and think "god dam look at that styly fella"plus i would rather come off at 200+ in full leathers than that plastic stuff people buy now days :doctor:

STILL can't beat tassled leathers & steel-capped boots & matte-black helmet for true stylel!! :first:

Of course if I was planning on binning at 200+ I would wear better stuff.... :whistle:

[vifferman]

And whatever happened to "its not what you've got , its how you use it ?" :Playnice:Fair comment.

But if "how you use it" doesn't include public spectacles such as wheelieing, breaking the speed limit by a licence-losing amount, etc., then apparently you're a wiener, second-class motorcyclist, or have penis envy. :msn-wink:

[scumdog]

Fair comment.

But if "how you use it" doesn't include public spectacles such as wheelieing, breaking the speed limit by a licence-losing amount, etc., then apparently you're a wiener, second-class motorcyclist, or have penis envy. :msn-wink:

Whew! THAT comment has saved a lot of KBers from being thought of as a wiener... etc!!

ME? I can live with all the above 'cos IDon'tGiveAShit too much about what others think of me or my ride :whocares: (otherwise I would ride a 'busa/R1/Blackbird et al to try and score kudos from everybody else eh?)

[vifferman]

otherwise I would ride a 'busa/R1/Blackbird et al to try and score kudos from everybody else eh?It'd have to be an R1 or better (race-fettled R1??)
I'd imagine that even something exotic like a road-going Britten or limited-edition Ducati/MV would be derided as being "over-priced, under-powered, pussy, etc etc."

[Yokai]

But if "how you use it" doesn't include public spectacles such as wheelieing, breaking the speed limit by a licence-losing amount, etc., then apparently you're a wiener, second-class motorcyclist, or have penis envy. :msn-wink:
Oh NO! I'm a weiner envying peniscyclist! Or something!...

Oh - hang on -- I geddit ... the Graduated Licensing System is all about making people's cocks bigger over a period of time? NOW I geddit ... Or did I miss something else ?

[**R1**]

STILL can't beat tassled leathers & steel-capped boots & matte-black helmet for true stylel!! :first:

Of course if I was planning on binning at 200+ I would wear better stuff.... :whistle:
U'r not so bad after all......would ya like a tow upto 200k's :bleh:

didnt you forget the pink leather chaps? WTF is up with those things? wot happins if you flip a stonkin good wheelie and land on your ass? i guess it dunt matter coz an1 wearing them wouldnt be on anything that duz good wheelies :bleh: L8a

[scumdog]

U'r not so bad after all......would ya like a tow upto 200k's :bleh:

didnt you forget the pink leather chaps? WTF is up with those things? wot happins if you flip a stonkin good wheelie and land on your ass? i guess it dunt matter coz an1 wearing them wouldnt be on anything that duz good wheelies :bleh: L8a

It's a safety thing, if I was to start wearing full leathers, body armour, full-face helmets etc I might get tempted to try monos etc and arse-off. :doh:
My mate does pretty good monos in 3rd gear in his sporty but it's an old shitter so imagine how well he'd go on a good sporty eh? :2thumbsup

[**R1**]

And whatever happened to "its not what you've got , its how you use it ?" :Playnice:
I think that is wot people with slow bikes and small pekers say. J/K sorry bro couldnt help it :ride:

[onearmedbandit]

its not what you've got , its how you use it



I think that is wot people with slow bikes and small pekers say. J/K sorry bro couldnt help it :ride:


So what you're saying is that I shouldn't have got that tattooed on my arm?? :eek5: :shit:

[Ghost Lemur]

So what you're saying is that I shouldn't have got that tattooed on my arm?? :eek5: :shit:

As long as it was on the other arm, you should be alright. :killingme :eek:

[sels1]

To save time I've decided to I hate everything and everyone except my dog (and Vicki) and I ain't too sure about the dog i can tell you...

You should hear what the dog said about you...!

[NC]

And whatever happened to "its not what you've got , its how you use it ?" :Playnice:
:gob: I like sparkling things that shine :D

[avgas]

Air con? What the hell do you need aircon for? Just stick your head above the windscreen
my point exactly, these do not need to be on a bike - yet these are the sales pitch for the boldthings

[avgas]

Oh NO! I'm a weiner envying peniscyclist! Or something!...
Oh - hang on -- I geddit ... the Graduated Licensing System is all about making people's cocks bigger over a period of time? NOW I geddit ... Or did I miss something else ?
not really, ive always had a fighting cock, when i got my full, my cocks didnt get much bigger - just more psychotic.
Big cocks are usually overfed, hormone injected, KFC tucker.
Girls like cocks that are a) cute, fuzzy things or b) lean, mean, fighting machines
:headbang:

[Draco]

anything where your feet are further forward than your ass, just looks plain stupid to me. :D
:lol: :killingme :killingme :doobey:

[Skunk]

anything where your feet are further forward than your ass, just looks plain stupid to me. Especially when bending over :Pokey:

[inlinefour]

What bike do you really hate?

I fucken hate Goldwings....What the hell is going on there?? :stoogie:

There are ones I might like enough to own, but I would never say hate. I think the Harley would be the bike I'm most unlikely to buy :bleh:

[Bonez]

I think the Harley would be the bike I'm most unlikely to buy :bleh:According to one's "in the know" you are the most likely to buy one ;). IE-YOU KNOW YOU REALLY REALLY WANT ONE DEEP DOWN IN THE BOTTEM OF YOUR HEART.

[scumdog]

There are ones I might like enough to own, but I would never say hate. I think the Harley would be the bike I'm most unlikely to buy :bleh:

And the number of Harleys you have ridden to come up with that decision is??