And now from the WTF news files...

[Dodger]

3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot
By BRIAN ROGERS
Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle

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Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.
According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."
Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html

[mowgli]

I've heard of skulls being used as ashtrays but that's disgusting!

[yod]

you have to admire their commitment to a cause

[barty5]

thats pretty fucked up musta been some good shit to get them to come up with that idea.

[Usarka]

Sounds like they were all off his head....

:lol:

[DarkLord]

:sick:

Nahsty.

[nodrog]

i blame religion

[Mikkel]

I'm just sitting here laughing thinking about Denis Leary's No Cure for Cancer. :rofl:

Look, I made a bong out of my HEAD!

[Disco Dan]

Those americans are at it again... always trying to be 'first' and finishing last in the eyes of the world.

[Tank]

awwww come on give the kids a break.


Its not like it something we didnt do when we were younger.



right?

[jafar]

Smoking heads will always give you a good buzz :bash:

[Boob Johnson]

Smoking heads..............through a head???

I like to think of myself as pretty wordly wise, seen a lot, been through a lot, done a lot but damn!!!! WTF dudes???



:sick:

[Usarka]

Imagine what body part they would have used if they wanted to smoke some "good shit"......

[Boob Johnson]

Imagine what body part they would have used if they wanted to smoke some "good shit"......
Ewwwwwww :sick:

[Dodger]

But they look like such good boys:
http://images.chron.com/photos/2008/05/08/11189310/311xInlineGallery.jpg

[MIXONE]

Maybe they had been listening to Alice Cooper "I Love The Dead" while toking and had this sudden "brainwave"

[Dodger]

Couple Left Dead “Grandma” Decomposing on Toilet, Told Kids She’ll Come Back to Life



Juneau County sheriff’s deputy arrested Tammy D. Lewis and Alan Bushey of Necedah, Wisconsin, for two felony counts of causing mental harm to a child. See, the two left the body of a 90-year-old woman decomposing on the bathroom toilet!
The sheriff’s office was asked on Wednesday to check on Middlesworth’s welfare by the woman’s sister, Bernice Metz, because Metz had not heard from her in "some time."
When a deputy arrived at the home, Lewis initially claimed Middlesworth was on vacation, but after her body was discovered told the deputy that she had been dead for about two months.
Lewis said she had been helping Middlesworth put on an undergarment when she passed out in her arms and she had left her propped on the toilet after Bushey, whom she referred to as her "superior," said to leave her on the toilet and pray.
Lewis told the deputy that "God told her Alvina would come back to life if she prayed hard enough." Bushey told the deputy that "Lewis was obedient and served the Lord just as she should."
The 12-year-old boy later told investigators that after Middlesworth died, Bushey told him her appearance "was the result of demons attempting to make it appear that Alvina would not come back to life." The boy also reportedly said that Bushey told him that if Middlesworth’s death was discovered, he and his sister would have to go to public school and get jobs because the woman, whom the boy referred to as his "grandmother," was paying the bills.


http://www.madison.com/wsj/mad/breaking_news/285609


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