Just about started a girl-on-girl rumble today!

[Number One]

Firstly I don't condone violence BUT you know how some days you wake up and you just know that if some punk pushes your buttons you're very likely gonna slap them.

Well it is one of those days today and I came about as close as I ever have to starting a girl on girl rumble.

Story goes like this:

Took my wee boy to the supermarket today to get some bits and bobs and while looking for a park close to the door the lady in front of me pulled into the last "expectant mothers & caregivers with small children" parking spaces.

All good...there are heaps of parks clolse so I pootle into one, park up and got my boy out the car and over to the footpath. As I do this I watched that woman 'who parked in the mothers parks' get out of her car, lock it and sauntered into Starbucks. No kids in tow or left in the car, nor any car seats to be seen...btw clearly she was not an expectant mother (skinny as a rake she was so even is she were expecting it were the kind of expecting that doesn't make crossing a road difficult)

Typical! I thought and started to feel my blood boil. :angry2:

Then as I was getting my boy into the trolley for a ride around the supermarket I watch as a woman with 3 littlies all under 5, struggle to get them all out of the car and safely across to where I was. I offered to wait with her littlest one in the trolley next to me, and appreciatively and breathlessly she thanked me and got the other two out of their carseats.

Anyway the more I thought about this the more it pissed me off. SO feeling in the "dying for a round with someone' mood - I decided that I wouldn't just let it be and approached the biarch sitting on her bony arrogant arse in the coffee shop.

I said Excuse me, I just have to say this...I think it is very rude of you to park in those parks and then went on to explain about the lady with the three kids. To this the woman rolled her eyes and snarkily said "well good on you" to which I replied...Hmmm figures! Your an arrogant bitch - bet you park in handicap spaces too' turned on my heals and walked off...of course she reacted by shouting some verbal abuse of her own after me...i calmly spun back around and told her to "talk to the hand" and walked off...cos if I stuck around I know things may well have escalated.

Later as I perused the bread isle a little old lady approached me and said "good on you dear for having her up about that - it's just not on when people do that", and she went on to explain that she has a handicapped daughter who is constantly put out by people like this.

So we had a little chat about how Rude, arrogant people like that woman get away with this behaviour and continue it. Musing about whether because they mostly go unchallenged they continue and others also will do it without thinking too much about it. She agreed, but of course being a little old lady said she would never confront someone about it.

WELL I say - let's all stand up and let these pricks know that this is unacceptable and that while by 'parking there' (and that womans instance taking her sweet time in the coffee shop) they 'get away' with it I at least I hope I pissed her off and embarrased her enough that she might think twice about doing it next time.

Probably not though! The snooty bitch, while clearly riled and somewhat taken aback that I called her on it, in front of a full cafeteria of people is clearly the kind of muppet who doesn't give a shit about anyone beyond her own perfectly made up face - btw all that makeup wasn't really helping matters anyway!

PS: I wouldn't hesitate to do this again either and no I don't think that I should've been more polite about it...Fark her and anyone else who does this...to me there is NO excuse...and I don't think "I'm going to be really quick" is a good enough either.


:argh:

[Colapop]

Kick her arse!!! With jelly. And bikini's... :jerry::jerry:

[sunhuntin]

good on you. people parking in the wrong parks drives me nuts. mum and i were in salvation army the other day. there a certain type of car in the sole disabled park. a certain type of 10 year old-ish boy sitting in the front seat. i waited until the certain type of mother was near by, and then made a comment to mum about it.

we get a couple of regular customers who are in wheelchairs. i remember one time one of them held a sign up at the driver window which had assistance needed printed on it. my co worker made a snarky comment about it. she shut up pretty quick when i almost bit her head off. smart cow.

[nodrog]

Kick her arse!!! With jelly. And bikini's... :jerry::jerry:

what he said!!!

"talk to the hand" nice :done:

[Lissa]

OMG Good on you!!!! :2thumbsup

It also makes my blood boil, when I see people park in the Mothers/Toddler car parks at the supermarket, get out of their cars with no kids!!! Pisses me right off, and I generally just give them my best "Arsehole!" look, but I havent got the balls to go up to them and say something.

Having three kids of my own, ages 3 to 9, its hard work trying to get them out of car and into car seats etc esp when its raining, so the close available car parks for Mothers/Toddlers is ideal.

Some people unfortunately don't give a shit, its just as bad as parking in disabled car parks.

:clap: well done #1!!!!!! Thats awesome!

[Mikkel]

I'm sure you left a bigger impression than you think!

Well done! :niceone:

[Number One]

I don't think I deserve a medal or anything but I'd just like to say that I will give BLING to anyone who in future does confront someone about this.

Come on people - society needs to get a brain and stop being so damned selfish...and it takes us that actually aren't completely self involved to call them on it.

:bash: to them all!

[Usarka]

I don't know what's more impressive - that you did this, or the awesome rant, or the image of jelly.......

[Grub]

There are some stickers called "Please don't park in this space" that explain why mobility parks exist and who they're for. The best thing is, they are 'stickers' - with permanent adhesive :devil2:.

Applied strategically to the windscreen right in the driver's forward view can be most affective ;)

[Mikkel]

This is a good place to start: http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

I've often considered abusing the university printer and then have a stroll up and down the hill we live on. People just don't seem to get that parking in certain ways can be downright dangerous.

[Number One]

There are some stickers called "Please don't park in this space" that explain why mobility parks exist and who they're for. The best thing is, they are 'stickers' - with permanent adhesive :devil2:.

Applied strategically to the windscreen right in the driver's forward view can be most affective ;)

ha haa GREAT!

A mate of mine - sick of cars parking in the bike parking had some stickers made up. They are flouro yellow with bold black print and permanent adhesive and they say "are you a just a fuckwit or do you always park like this?!"

He said he has only been soo inclined to use it once and plastered it on their drivers door window :yes: Good effing job I say!

[Badcat]

i'm a solo dad with a 2 year old and a 4 year old. just getting them both safely out of the car and out onto the footpath can be pretty scary.
non-parents that use the parents parks need a fucking bullet.

ken

[vifferman]

While I empathise with you (and good for you, No.1 for rarking up the biartch), personally, I think these new-fandangled "parks for parents with kids, prams, tantrums, disorganised rabble, etc." are bollocks.
Disabled parks? :2thumbsup (When not being used by 'disabled' peoples who seem perfectly able yet have an orange "Park wherever the fark I like" card).
Special parent parks? :crazy: :spudwhat:

We managed for years with three chitlins, one of whom is autistic, and never felt the need to park right next to the doors. Maybe we never saw parenthood as some kinda disablement. ANd making the little buggers walk a few hundred extra metres helped to burn off some of the mischieviousness.

I don't really get it... :confused:

[hellnback]

I don't really get it... :confused:

It's a safety issue... So kids don't need to cross the road or anything. Good idea IMHO.

[Number One]

Appreciate what yer saying Vifferman however from my perspective it's a safety aspect.

For instance with my boy - who has no peripheral vision and not so great upfront vision either isn't always cogniscent of cars approaching.

Kids can move like lightening and while I only have one to look out for it can be quite tricky getting him out of the car and safely across the road with cars everywhere...and some stupid people travel quite quickly in these carparks too!

I can imagine the stress for parents of juggling a baby capsule and two littlies under five safely in these areas.

[mowgli]

Great work ++++

I would have started by shoving my mobile in her face and taking a photo. When she indignantly asks wtf then launch into her and finish by telling her the photo is for when you report her behaviour through the Police website. Of course the cops won't give a shit about parking but she'll crap herself at the thought of the Police getting involved.

Name and shame :angry2:

[Number One]

Name and shame :angry2:

hahahaa - I do have her number plate and could give a pretty vivid description....

BUT I won't - cos all in all deep deep down somewhere I like to think I'm kinda a lady...

But lets just say that this was in Johnsonville at the Woolworths and she was driving a blue station wagon with car seats that had blue paw prints on them.

So if you know her...give her that slap I wish I had given her earlier :shutup:

[Str8 Jacket]

Ah buggar! I just read girl on girl action and got all excited. What a let down S!

[Number One]

Ah buggar! I just read girl on girl action and got all excited. What a let down S!

Hey you've never asked me for girl on girl?! WTF...am I not good enough for you?!

[Str8 Jacket]

Hey you've never asked me for girl on girl?! WTF...am I not good enough for you?!

You know me, Im the quiet shy type.....

[Edbear]

While I empathise with you (and good for you, No.1 for rarking up the biartch), personally, I think these new-fandangled "parks for parents with kids, prams, tantrums, disorganised rabble, etc." are bollocks.
Disabled parks? :2thumbsup (When not being used by 'disabled' peoples who seem perfectly able yet have an orange "Park wherever the fark I like" card).
Special parent parks? :crazy: :spudwhat:

We managed for years with three chitlins, one of whom is autistic, and never felt the need to park right next to the doors. Maybe we never saw parenthood as some kinda disablement. ANd making the little buggers walk a few hundred extra metres helped to burn off some of the mischieviousness.

I don't really get it... :confused:

Having been in a wheelchair, I do get it. I admit that the requirements for a disability card are more generous than is optimal, but as long as a car displays a current - I've seen some lowlife's using old out of date ones - I leave them alone.


Great work ++++

I would have started by shoving my mobile in her face and taking a photo. When she indignantly asks wtf then launch into her and finish by telling her the photo is for when you report her behaviour through the Police website. Of course the cops won't give a shit about parking but she'll crap herself at the thought of the Police getting involved.

Name and shame :angry2:

Actually, when I have reported this abuse I have found the cops were interested and asked for numberplate details so that they could follow it up.


You know me, Im the quiet shy type.....

Yeah, Riiight...:whistle:

[mowgli]

Actually, when I have reported this abuse I have found the cops were interested and asked for numberplate details so that they could follow it up.
That's great to hear. Have you ever had any joy through the online reporting though? http://www.police.govt.nz/service/road/roadwatch.html

[avgas]

Nice one.
However that being said i know now that you just ring a towing company.
I had this issue on my last apartment. Nothing like having a beer and watch some prick dance in front of the towwy cos he was in the wrong park.
He was Chinese too, it made it that much more funnier for me (but the misses had to translate the curse words for me).

[vifferman]

Appreciate what yer saying Vifferman however from my perspective it's a safety aspect.

For instance with my boy - who has no peripheral vision and not so great upfront vision either isn't always cogniscent of cars approaching.

Kids can move like lightening and while I only have one to look out for it can be quite tricky getting him out of the car and safely across the road with cars everywhere...and some stupid people travel quite quickly in these carparks too!

I can imagine the stress for parents of juggling a baby capsule and two littlies under five safely in these areas.
Fairy Nuff.

As far as the "does that person really qualify for an speshul orange card thing" goes - my father-in-law (who died a couple of weeks back) had very severe emphysema, and at times couldn't walk more'n about 20m, with a trundler for support. However, it amuses/bemuses me at shopping malls when supposedly disabled people park near the door, then spend a few hours walking around the mall, mebbe doing a few km in their travels. The supermarket I get: they've got a trundler to lean on for support. Parking near a shop/office that they go into, then park themselves, it makes sense. But I guess that for some people, 'disability' is a convenience or state of mind, IMHO.

I'll be there soon enough: already mentally disabled, and my body's working on fucking itself up. Bring on the Special Orange Card! Woohoo, and all that! Nah - fuckit! When I'm decrepit, I'll eschew the special parks and just park my (outriggered) bike on the footpath. :2thumbsup

[Edbear]

That's great to hear. Have you ever had any joy through the online reporting though? http://www.police.govt.nz/service/road/roadwatch.html

Never used it actually, I just went straight around to the station and asked if they had anyone who could pop around and speak to the driver. Sometimes they did and sometimes they took all the details for followup. But I never got the impression they weren't really interested, they always came across as pro-active. I know they get a lot of complaints and I applauded the media when they'd do a feature and get these people on TV!

[007XX]

Hey you've never asked me for girl on girl?! WTF...am I not good enough for you?!


You know me, Im the quiet shy type.....

Can I join in? :D :2thumbsup

Anyway, seriously...#1, you rock m'dear! I'm just pissed off I can only give you bling once :mad:

[mowgli]

Never used it actually, I just went straight around to the station and asked if they had anyone who could pop around and speak to the driver. Sometimes they did and sometimes they took all the details for followup. But I never got the impression they weren't really interested, they always came across as pro-active. I know they get a lot of complaints and I applauded the media when they'd do a feature and get these people on TV!

Nice :) I retract my comment about the police not being concerned about parking although I'm sure turning up in person helps.

I like avgas' preference for calling a towing company. Very nasty indeed!

[Edbear]

Nice :) I retract my comment about the police not being concerned about parking although I'm sure turning up in person helps.

I like avgas' preference for calling a towing company. Very nasty indeed!

I blinged him for that!

[Nasty]

Always interesting .. .what a read. I agree with you and your actions ... and am always annoyed when people abuse the parks reserved for others.

I have a disability card .. I don't abuse it, but use it when I need it ... I look perfectly able and all that .. but would swap my disease for someone elses carpark on the other side of the lot any bloody day!

My most common expression to others using parks without showing the card is "oh don't forget to put your card down" and I leave it at that, with mine in the window. Its normally enough to get the point across.

[Number One]

Can I join in? :D :2thumbsup
With a bottie like that aaaabsolutely :niceone:



Anyway, seriously...#1, you rock m'dear! I'm just pissed off I can only give you bling once :mad:

lol! I'm just pissed off I'm outta bling at all! There seems to be a lot of like minded people out there blinging me for this and I always try to return the favour!

Will get yas all another time promise :banana:

[Edbear]

Always interesting .. .what a read. I agree with you and your actions ... and am always annoyed when people abuse the parks reserved for others.

I have a disability card .. I don't abuse it, but use it when I need it ... I look perfectly able and all that .. but would swap my disease for someone elses carpark on the other side of the lot any bloody day!

My most common expression to others using parks without showing the card is "oh don't forget to put your card down" and I leave it at that, with mine in the window. Its normally enough to get the point across.


Goodonyer! How are you doing? How's the GSX-F going?

[Number One]

My most common expression to others using parks without showing the card is "oh don't forget to put your card down" and I leave it at that, with mine in the window. Its normally enough to get the point across.

Yes you are far more of a lady than I K :clap: Good on you for saying something to them too :2thumbsup

[007XX]

I have a disability card .. I don't abuse it, but use it when I need it ... I look perfectly able and all that .. but would swap my disease for someone elses carpark on the other side of the lot any bloody day!

And there is exactly what a lot of people forget: disability does not mean something obvious to the naked eye. Disease or not though, you're an awesome person, that's for sure!


My most common expression to others using parks without showing the card is "oh don't forget to put your card down" and I leave it at that, with mine in the window. Its normally enough to get the point across.

And too blimmin nice...:D
In my typical "I don't give a shizzer" attitude, I just open my mouth...I profoundly dislike people disrespecting other people.


There seems to be a lot of like minded people out there


Of course there is hun...may have to do with the fact that the bike community is very much one where people respect each other and help each other.

[yungatart]

You go, girl!
That type of behaviour pisses me off no end!

As part of my job, I get to transport kids with varying degrees of disabilities. Once at the the hospital hydrotherapy pool, I had parked in the "Therapy Patients only" parking, (displaying our disability card in the window) only to be ticketed because I was not in a "Disabled Park"

On one other occasion, I confronted a rather large gent as he parked in a disabled park. He waved his artificial leg at me asking if it was disability enough for me. I told him "Not without the parking permit to go with it, Sir".

We need to stand up and confront these morons!

[inlinefour]

Firstly I don't condone violence BUT you know how some days you wake up and you just know that if some punk pushes your buttons you're very likely gonna slap them.

Well it is one of those days today and I came about as close as I ever have to starting a girl on girl rumble.

Story goes like this:

Took my wee boy to the supermarket today to get some bits and bobs and while looking for a park close to the door the lady in front of me pulled into the last "expectant mothers & caregivers with small children" parking spaces.

All good...there are heaps of parks clolse so I pootle into one, park up and got my boy out the car and over to the footpath. As I do this I watched that woman 'who parked in the mothers parks' get out of her car, lock it and sauntered into Starbucks. No kids in tow or left in the car, nor any car seats to be seen...btw clearly she was not an expectant mother (skinny as a rake she was so even is she were expecting it were the kind of expecting that doesn't make crossing a road difficult)

Typical! I thought and started to feel my blood boil. :angry2:

Then as I was getting my boy into the trolley for a ride around the supermarket I watch as a woman with 3 littlies all under 5, struggle to get them all out of the car and safely across to where I was. I offered to wait with her littlest one in the trolley next to me, and appreciatively and breathlessly she thanked me and got the other two out of their carseats.

Anyway the more I thought about this the more it pissed me off. SO feeling in the "dying for a round with someone' mood - I decided that I wouldn't just let it be and approached the biarch sitting on her bony arrogant arse in the coffee shop.

I said Excuse me, I just have to say this...I think it is very rude of you to park in those parks and then went on to explain about the lady with the three kids. To this the woman rolled her eyes and snarkily said "well good on you" to which I replied...Hmmm figures! Your an arrogant bitch - bet you park in handicap spaces too' turned on my heals and walked off...of course she reacted by shouting some verbal abuse of her own after me...i calmly spun back around and told her to "talk to the hand" and walked off...cos if I stuck around I know things may well have escalated.

Later as I perused the bread isle a little old lady approached me and said "good on you dear for having her up about that - it's just not on when people do that", and she went on to explain that she has a handicapped daughter who is constantly put out by people like this.

So we had a little chat about how Rude, arrogant people like that woman get away with this behaviour and continue it. Musing about whether because they mostly go unchallenged they continue and others also will do it without thinking too much about it. She agreed, but of course being a little old lady said she would never confront someone about it.

WELL I say - let's all stand up and let these pricks know that this is unacceptable and that while by 'parking there' (and that womans instance taking her sweet time in the coffee shop) they 'get away' with it I at least I hope I pissed her off and embarrased her enough that she might think twice about doing it next time.

Probably not though! The snooty bitch, while clearly riled and somewhat taken aback that I called her on it, in front of a full cafeteria of people is clearly the kind of muppet who doesn't give a shit about anyone beyond her own perfectly made up face - btw all that makeup wasn't really helping matters anyway!

PS: I wouldn't hesitate to do this again either and no I don't think that I should've been more polite about it...Fark her and anyone else who does this...to me there is NO excuse...and I don't think "I'm going to be really quick" is a good enough either.


:argh:

Have the same thing happen at times with the disabled parks. I'm a prick and at times just park my car behind theirs and if they return I say I'm waiting for a tow truck. Been abused only once and I removed an arm from my wheelchair and commented on how good a weapon it would be and I'd been wanting to see how much damage I could do with it for some time. The punk backed off pretty quickly but by that time a few other bods had come over to give a hand/fist if required. I'm dangerous if Im in a pissed off mood because the pain level is too high. Too many selfish fuckers in this world caused by polictical correctness and too many dumb fucks to stop it from getting worse. I will end up bashing someone in the future if they start with the "park rage" because of being told the truth which I allways do politlely at first. Some people need to learn that when you come as close to death as I have and live with pain all your life, that I'm no longer worried about being hurt as long as I make the opposition very hurt in the process. :devil2::ar15::angry2:

[Skyryder]

Good ol' rag up the exhaust. Fuck's them everytime.


Skyryder

[Sully60]

Now I feel really shallow for using my last bling to get sex:o

As the bottom line of my signature says....

[Fatjim]

I got a warning letter the other day for "punching a vehicle" while riding the SV to work. Prick decided to park in the middle of the road because he wanted to change lanes.

Honest, I didn't get physical till the git mouthed of at me :whistle:

Nice Audi though.

[Mom]

Firstly I don't condone violence BUT you know how some days you wake up and you just know that if some punk pushes your buttons you're very likely gonna slap them. :argh:

No, I have no idea what you are talking about :innocent:

Seriously though, people like your latte sipper today are seemingly on the increase.

I see some comment regarding the fact that kiddie parks are a new thing, we did not have them in the olden days. No we didn't, but I really wished we had. I have had the 3 kids under 5 experience, would have been great to have been so close to the shops. As it was I think I traumatised my eldest child, she could not take her hand off the car because "she was not safe" otherwise...LOL. She still reminds me about it now.

We dont have these new fangled parent parks where we live, but we sure do have disabled parking places. I do not hesitate to call someone out if I see them parked in a disabled park without the card displayed. I even complained to our local council (we do have a parking warden) to get some action out side our post office.

I received an irate call one day at work from a woman who could not use a disabled park due to one of our work utes taking the space! I apologised and promised action. It was a rep (he said he did not see the sign on the pillar) this a private car park, no yellow wheelchair painted in the park. He was mortified! Went to the florist, bought some flowers, found the lady in question - having her hair done at the salon in the plaza. Apologised in person and gave her the flowers.

Good on you for speaking out #1! Personally I would have just given her the bash :o

[BiK3RChiK]

Pity you couldn't have just flopped the young one up on her bonnet and changed his pooey nappy! Adding a smear or two to the windscreen and wipers for good measure, of course....

But then, I'd never encourage that kind of behaviour now, would I? :devil2:

[Number One]

Personally I would have just given her the bash :o

aww you farrr to nice for that! I'm sure you would've handled it in a much less confrontational manner than I did - being the mature sensible lady that you are :whistle:

[Number One]

Pity you couldn't have just flopped the young one up on her bonnet and changed his pooey nappy! Adding a smear or two to the windscreen and wipers for good measure, of course....

That my dear is damn fine advice! I shall remember that next time I have a nappy wearer within reach and someone does this :whistle:

[Number One]

Now I feel really shallow for using my last bling to get sex:o

Sex from who??? I don't see any bling from you :blink:

Oh well guess I'll be 'thinking about you and touching myself' tonight :whistle:

[Nasty]

Goodonyer! How are you doing? How's the GSX-F going?

That is one vehicle I don't use my card on ... hehehe ... I am loving it ... was too crook to use it much this week .. but am on the mend again :)

[Edbear]

That is one vehicle I don't use my card on ... hehehe ... I am loving it ... was too crook to use it much this week .. but am on the mend again :)


Good to hear! Keep positive!:first: The ups and downs are frustrating, eh? But determination and loving support go a long way!:yes:

[Maha]

Oh well guess I'll be 'thinking about you and touching myself' tonight :whistle:


Not to self....dont cross the line Maha!


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[Grub]

Mwwahhahha ... Nasty has just reminded me of something I did one day at our local supermarket. There was a delivery truck parked in the disability park outside ... with the keys in it :devil2: How could I not?

I took the keys out and took them into the supermarket owner, handed them to him and told him where the vehicle was parked :2guns:

Oh yes, one of my other tricks ... If I see someone ablebodied without card pull up and head for the supermarket door, I rush up to them and say ..
".. I thought I'd tell you that you might like to move your car because they've been towing away ones without mobility stickers all week ... "

They're ever so grateful :argh:

[Pussy]

Onya, S! Love your work! :yes:

[Daffyd]

Good work! Bling coming your way.

[Number One]

Not to self....dont cross the line Maha!

ooooooo the restraint - I really am impressed it was kinda an open door weren't it?!


Oh yes, one of my other tricks ... If I see someone ablebodied without card pull up and head for the supermarket door, I rush up to them and say ..
".. I thought I'd tell you that you might like to move your car because they've been towing away ones without mobility stickers all week ... "

They're ever so grateful :argh:

Yes that is a much less confrontational way of doing it.

Though what really pushed my buttons with this skinny snooty cow was that she knew she was doing the wrong thing because I watched her get out of her car, look around as if to say...am I being watched...which of course I was...we made eye contact...she locked her car and continued on even while I was shaking my head at her and glaring. Then when I walked past the starbucks she was glaring back at me again and we both eyes locked stared at each other - her look to me was like she considered I had done something wrong...that on top of that poor woman I helped out really pushed me over the edge! :argue: Oh and chronic tootache probably had a little to do with it too!

[Mikkel]

Not to self....dont cross the line Maha!

A classic by the Divinyls right there :niceone: Although I think Sully was hoping for something more along the lines of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjFHA3bpCs8


Oh yes, one of my other tricks ... If I see someone ablebodied without card pull up and head for the supermarket door, I rush up to them and say ..
".. I thought I'd tell you that you might like to move your car because they've been towing away ones without mobility stickers all week ... "

Elegant - I'd be tempted to approach them and ask if I could borrow their cellphone, please. To call a tow-truck of course ;)

[deanohit]

Good on ya No1, I'd bling ya if I had any left.

More people need to stand up to these buggers, and with an attitude like that, I know they don't appreciate a z-nail under the wheel.

[Number One]

Although I think Sully was hoping for something more along the lines of:


HA! Who are all those other skanks? :sunny::shutup:

[Mikkel]

Let's call them imaginary friends... :dodge::chase:

[MSTRS]

Not to self....dont cross the line Maha!




A classic by the Divinyls right there :niceone: Although I think Sully was hoping for something more along the lines of:


No no...this is the one...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-sjr9Rs4vs

[Number One]

OK so this has now become the Number One is gonna have a wank tonight thread then?!

Oooo KB I do luvs ya :buggerd:

[Str8 Jacket]

Keep going S, you have learnt well and have gained a place in my exclusive Bitch Club! :clap:

[Mom]

aww you farrr to nice for that! I'm sure you would've handled it in a much less confrontational manner than I did - being the mature sensible lady that you are :whistle:

Bless you!

And you are right, I was just testing...LOL

[Trudes]

On ya chick!!! :niceone: People keep doing this shit until they're pulled up for it a few times, so hopefully there is one less stupid stuck up bitch to park in the wrong place because of you!!


I feel like punching someone everytime I go to that fuckin supermarket!! Pisses me off how people just walk right out in front of you as you drive through there and look at you like you're doing something wrong... I usually speed up a little to pretend like I'm going to run them down (except for old folks and cripples).... one day I will!!! oh and the dickheads who drive the wrong way around there to get to the parks on the other side faster... fuckwits! rant over. go enjoy your wank!:shutup:

[Number One]

I feel like punching someone everytime I go to that fuckin supermarket!!

For me I think it is something about Johnsonville in general!

motha fuckerz all of them!!!!

[Coyote]

I feel inspired! Maybe I will smack in more wing mirrors!

[ynot slow]

Similar situation at Palmerston hospital,when your having radiation you are given a card with specific instructions to use carpark 2 (I think),you have to display the card on your dash to advise security your getting treatment.The idea is not far to walk to the rear entrance,saw more than one car being towed,and nearly had ours towed as the damn card had slidden off the dash and onto the centre consule.Saw a lady giving an uncarded vehicle their pedigree one day,she really gave the driver full bore for trying to use a closer park.

Can never understand people using disabled parks when fully able.Just to save walking another 25mts or so,shit how many people with disability stickers would welcome the ability to walk even 5mts?

[Number One]

I reckon! Some people deserve a bullet

[merv]

Hey you've never asked me for girl on girl?! WTF...am I not good enough for you?!

Can we watch? :drool:

[merv]

Good ol' rag up the exhaust. Fuck's them everytime.


Skyryder

Carry a valve cap that has the little unscrew end on it, whip out at least two of their tyre valves, wait until the tyres go down, screw their caps back on, whistle and walk away. :laugh:

[Number One]

Can we watch? :drool:

Can you afford it? :blip:

[merv]

Can you afford it? :blip:

I reckon :2thumbsup

[Trudes]

Carry a valve cap that has the little unscrew end on it, whip out at least two of their tyre valves, wait until the tyres go down, screw their caps back on, whistle and walk away. :laugh:

My initial thoughts exactly!! We Wairoa kids have evil minds!!

[PrincessBandit]

Good on you - i'd have done exactly the same thing. I often wonder if those who park in the handicapped parks without a permit/sticker have the excuse of "mental handicap".

[Number One]

I often wonder if those who park in the handicapped parks without a permit/sticker have the excuse of "mental handicap".

yup - this handicaps true name is ARROGANCE in most cases I'd say!

[imdying]

Just wondering, on here (http://www.landtransport.govt.nz/roadcode/about-driving/parking-signs.html) they mention 'All other parking signs apply between 8 am and 6 pm', but 'Parking for people with disabilities' is another section beneath that. So disability parks are fair game after 6pm?

[Number One]

It's pretty clear if you read it that disability parks are only for the use of those that have the card at any time of the day....

[merv]

My initial thoughts exactly!! We Wairoa kids have evil minds!!

Or is it just practical with a sense of justice? :devil2:

[Riff Raff]

I keep forgetting that I can use the expectant mum carparks - not that you can get near them anyway with all the non-expectant or non kiddie cars parked in them. Personally I reckon the extra bit of walking could be good as it might bring on labour so I can get this ginourmous wriggle monster out.

[munterk6]

Here's a handy tip....carry a little tube of superglue in your purse/bag just for occasions such as these. Squirt glue into both drivers and passengers door locks. As for cars with remote lock/unlock, pull out your swiss army knife and scratch " MENTALLY DISABLED" into the paint on the drivers door!
Works a treat, Ive seen it done and Ive seen the cars owner return to find it,
He actually kicked in the door and left with a hell of a squeal of tyres hehehe!

Other option for politically correct people, call a tow truck and get the bloody thing removed, at the biartch's expense.

[imdying]

Here's a handy tip....carry a little tube of superglue in your purse/bag just for occasions such as these. Squirt glue into both drivers and passengers door locks. As for cars with remote lock/unlock, pull out your swiss army knife and scratch " MENTALLY DISABLED" into the paint on the drivers door!You would want to be quick about it though... if I saw you doing it, I'd king hit you from behind and then continually kicking you in the nuts till I could be sure you were going to be in a wheel chair for life.

If there's something worse than someone parking in a disabled spot, it's someone fucking with someone elses vehicle.

[n0regret5]

i'm on a mission to edit the disabled parking space signs (gotta find a cheap way to do it) to say something like 'if you'd like to know why we get these parking spaces, we suggest you go break your fucking spine' or something along those lines..i had a go at a guy the other day when he parked in an expectant mothers park and he told me he'd cave my fucking head in if i didn't mind my own business..cunts. the lot of them!!

[ajturbo]

I don't think I deserve a medal or anything but I'd just like to say that I will give BLING to anyone who in future does confront someone about this.

Come on people - society needs to get a brain and stop being so damned selfish...and it takes us that actually aren't completely self involved to call them on it.

:bash: to them all!
well.... i just finished tell the guy in the mirror that he is a lazy old fart and to get off his butt and do SOMETHING.....

that a good start?

[Number One]

SPose it better than nothing but I think a good slapping would also help :2thumbsup

[Colapop]

well.... i just finished tell the guy in the mirror that he is a lazy old fart and to get off his butt and do SOMETHING.....

that a good start?
You'd best start doing something coz that lazy fucker in your mirror is getting fat too!

[Number One]

ooo BURN! ouch

[Mikkel]

Some people are just assholes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc&feature=related

I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces...

[BiK3RChiK]

The disability parking is actually 'purchased' by the disabled people when they pay for their cards. My mother has such a card because she is in a wheelchair, but my sister, who is her caregiver, won't even use the disability park if mum isn't getting out of the car.

The best option, it seems to me, is to get arrogant tossers who park there illegally, towed away.

[Number One]

AND for the arrogant tossers/biarches who park in the parent parks I say give them shit! Doubt anyone would get towed from those parks but a good telling off will hopefully have them thinking twice.

[avgas]

well.... i just finished tell the guy in the mirror that he is a lazy old fart and to get off his butt and do SOMETHING.....
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't tell it to wash your clothes.

[Duke girl]

If i was u i would have let all her tyres down on her car then i would have ordered a raspberry drink and thrown it all over her hoping that it would have stained wateva she was wearing. Like the saying goes wat goes around comes around and she will no doubt get wat she deserves if she keeps doing wat she does.

[Forest]

If you see a nice car with a mobility card in a disabled spot, please don't jump to conclusions. It could be someone like Maxine McKay (who is dying from a rare form of arthritis).

In a 2005 Herald article she talked about the abuse she routinely receives from strangers because she drives a porsche and doesn't look disabled.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/topic/story.cfm?c_id=176&ObjectID=10345992

[Gareth51]

If you had your camera with you ,a picture of her and car with rego,posted so we all see what she looks like,do rego check,see where she lives,and see if she likes something blocking her space
Many years ago a concrete truck driver delt to a guys car for messing around with his wife.He emptyed his truck load thru the car window. If I had my way, all cars parked in disabled parks would be delt with like wise

Good on you girl.

[Trudes]

haha, yeah, I know a guy in J'ville who owns a rubbish truck......:whistle:

[Beemer]

Bloody brilliant! I would have let two of the cow's tyres down too!

[portokiwi]

Way to go....... That is one of the things that realy piss me off is people parking in parks where they shouldnt.
I notice at Pac & save glen Innes (yes the bronks) that it happens all the time. i have said to staff there about it and was told that they police it all the time even when there was at that time 2 yes 2 cars parked in the diabled parks. They didnt do a dam thing.
We did our shopping came out one of the cars was still there guy was still sitting in it asked him he said get over it.
What do you do??????
:angry2:

[Number One]

What do you do??????
:angry2:

Be really really rude and create a scene to embarrass them....at least that was my modus operandi that particular day :whistle:

[alanzs]

We did our shopping came out one of the cars was still there guy was still sitting in it asked him he said get over it.
What do you do??????
:angry2:

You jump up on top of the car's front hood, take your pants down and let loose a big pile of steaming shit, right in his view. Then, look at him and say "get over it."
You can take the plate number and and call the police. They'll send the fuckwit a letter. While it won't change the incident, getting a letter from the police may make him think twice again the next time... :argh:

[alanzs]

PS: I wouldn't hesitate to do this again either and no I don't think that I should've been more polite about it...Fark her and anyone else who does this...to me there is NO excuse...and I don't think "I'm going to be really quick" is a good enough either.

:argh:

Good on you for speaking out. Some people are just self centered assholes and you saying something will undoubtedly make her think again before doing it the next time.
It's kinda hard to brag to your friends how "I was parked in a pregnant mum's parking spot and this guy came up and told me off..." :doh:

Well done!

[Number One]

Good on you for speaking out. Some people are just self centered assholes and you saying something will undoubtedly make her think again before doing it the next time.
It's kinda hard to brag to your friends how "I was parked in a pregnant mum's parking spot and this guy came up and told me off..." :doh:

Well done!
Is it even harder to brag if in fact the guy who told her off was infact a short old slightly infirm chick? :lol:

[Number One]

show us your tits! ....????

Bwhaahahhaaaaaaaaaa

[mstriumph]

....................and no I don't think that I should've been more polite about it...Fark her and anyone else who does this...to me there is NO excuse...and I don't think "I'm going to be really quick" is a good enough either.


:argh:

Fark her and everyone that looks like her x 1 !!!

before the advent of SPman i [perhaps, may have, possibly] regularly bent the odd windscreen wiper on offending vehicles

can't now though - he thinks i'm 'nice' <_<

[portokiwi]

You jump up on top of the car's front hood, take your pants down and let loose a big pile of steaming shit, right in his view. Then, look at him and say "get over it."
You can take the plate number and and call the police. They'll send the fuckwit a letter. While it won't change the incident, getting a letter from the police may make him think twice again the next time... :argh:
Hate to sound racist as I am part islander, but he was one you could by looking at him that he didnt give a shit what you or anyone else would do.
Why send a letter to the police...... They are trying to catch all those mad people running around mugging, raping, killing and thats just here in Auckland.
We can only do so much. Give me my M4 and I would gladly get rid of some of these scum.
Sorry about that just get a bit worked up thinking about it.
Note.... If you got involved you can bet a weeks wages that the bad guy if you went to court will get off and you get fined,

[PirateJafa]

What do you do??????
:angry2:

Have a yell at them so that every sitting nearby knows what's up.

Then park behind them.

Settle in for a good long wait - but it'll be worth it!

[Slyer]

A certain friend and I's record is parking on 3 handicap parking spots at the same time. You can cover more when you park parallel!

[Number One]

A certain friend and I's record is parking on 3 handicap parking spots at the same time. You can cover more when you park parallel!
OOO a real big man you are...NOT....TROLL :rolleyes:

[Slyer]

It was okay because it was late at night and there were like a hundred carparks closer to the entrance. ;)

[Jerry74]

Nice one let her know what she did is wrong big thumbs up

:woohoo:

[Number One]

It was okay because it was late at night and there were like a hundred carparks closer to the entrance. ;)
That's alright then...I was gonna sick the bonnet pooper on you otherwise :lol:

[Jez]

on the flipside i pulled up to the supermarket, into the little kiddies on board park ... had a guy in the park next to me start abusing me outright for parking there, didnt believe me when i told him i was picking up my wife and 2 kids, 3 and 6months at the time ... abuse got heavier, so i told him if i dont walk out with my kids and wife i will buy him a dozen beers, but if i do then he buys me a dozen and he apologises to all and sundry that could hear his crap ...

2 minutes later i walked out with my wife and kids, he said "F*** you" got in his SUV which hasnt seen a dry grass paddock let alone mud and drove away ...

i want my frikken beers!!! :angry2:

[Number One]

on the flipside i pulled up to the supermarket, into the little kiddies on board park ... had a guy in the park next to me start abusing me outright for parking there, didnt believe me when i told him i was picking up my wife and 2 kids, 3 and 6months at the time ... abuse got heavier, so i told him if i dont walk out with my kids and wife i will buy him a dozen beers, but if i do then he buys me a dozen and he apologises to all and sundry that could hear his crap ...

2 minutes later i walked out with my wife and kids, he said "F*** you" got in his SUV which hasnt seen a dry grass paddock let alone mud and drove away ...

i want my frikken beers!!! :angry2:
This is an interesting situation....

I'm not sure I fully agree with you...but I'm Libran so regularly play both sides of the fence on matters just cos I can...and I'm a shit stirrer..so there! :bleh:

Hang with me here...my thinking is this.

The kiddie parks are there to ensure that parents out with their littlies can travel safely to and from their cars. In your instance there were two kiddies and two adults...so I don't see that there really was a great need for you to use the park. Take for instance the poor mother with the three littlies that I helped that day due to the 'SKINNY LATTE DRINKING BIARCH'.

Though I do see your side I also feel for her and in your case she would again have been stuck with only two hands trying to get three kids safely to the door of the supermarket. This is why I don't use these parks myself...two hands and only one kid.

Just a thought...not getting at you in the least...BUT YES YOU SHOULD definitely have chased him for the beers :lol:

[sunhuntin]

in all honesty, i think those kiddie parks are a crock. i know my parents never needed a special park, and neither did their parents and so on and so forth. so what makes parents these days so special? families are that much bigger than they used to be. there should be more disabled parks avaliable instead.

[Number One]

in all honesty, i think those kiddie parks are a crock. i know my parents never needed a special park, and neither did their parents and so on and so forth. so what makes parents these days so special? families aren't that much bigger than they used to be. there should be more disabled parks avaliable instead.

As soon as I am disabled (well, physically) I shall get right on rallying for that cause. BTW ever been 9 months pregnant, about to burst out shopping by yourself with a young baby?

...I've done pregnant but not while towing another small one..but I have watched enough mothers who are to know that the bad old days when these things didn't exist are just that...the bad old days.

Spose you also don't think there should be escalators and elevators? What makes all us so special that we can't just cope with stairs anyway?! :lol: Aaaaaand Now I am just shit stirring for the sake of it...time to get some lunch...

[nodrog]

.... ever been 9 months pregnant, about to burst out shopping by yourself with a young baby?...

yes

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[Number One]

yes

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This post is useless without pics :bleh:

[nodrog]

This post is useless without pics :bleh:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=599&pictureid=7478

[nudedaytona]

While I empathise with you (and good for you, No.1 for rarking up the biartch), personally, I think these new-fandangled "parks for parents with kids, prams, tantrums, disorganised rabble, etc." are bollocks.

We managed for years with three chitlins, one of whom is autistic, and never felt the need to park right next to the doors. Maybe we never saw parenthood as some kinda disablement. ANd making the little buggers walk a few hundred extra metres helped to burn off some of the mischieviousness.

I don't really get it... :confused:

+1. What is so hard about walking with the kids the distance required? And if they're too young to walk, there's something called a pram. I agree with the need for disabled car parks, but special parks for able bodied parents is just complete bullshit. Parenting doesn't take away your ability to walk!

I am sick of people with kids thinking that being parents somehow makes them special and entitled to things that the rest of us don't have. Parents have the responsibility of teaching their kids to walk through parking lots safely, they don't need a special parking space.

[FJRider]

I am sick of people with kids thinking that being parents somehow makes them special and entitled to things that the rest of us don't have. Parents have the responsibility of teaching their kids to walk through parking lots safely, they don't need a special parking space.

As an unknowing (some may say ignorant) mere male, could some with a higher understanding of all things relating to children, explain the purpose of those little signs put in the back windows of cars (usually wagons or peoplemovers). You know the ones..."Baby on Board".

Is it so.
a. we dont intentionally run into them.
b. we treat them any more differently than any other vehicle on the road.
c. other.

If "other", please explain... :confused:

[Number One]

pic of pregnant Gordy removed
Pregnancy becomes you gordy :bleh:

[Str8 Jacket]

Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy!!! :chase:

[shafty]

Good on ya Girl - well done, bling coming yr way!

[scracha]

If "other", please explain... :confused:
Tells emergency services peeps there's a little person inside the crushed up vehicle, just in case they miss them.

Parent & child parking spaces also get on my (man) tits. Like...woopdee doo...you've managed to breed so have priority parking. Here's a better idea, get the parents and children to go shopping during the day whilst the rest of us are at work. Plenty of parking spaces then.

[Number One]

Tells emergency services peeps there's a little person inside the crushed up vehicle, just in case they miss them.

Parent & child parking spaces also get on my (man) tits. Like...woopdee doo...you've managed to breed so have priority parking. Here's a better idea, get the parents and children to go shopping during the day whilst the rest of us are at work. Plenty of parking spaces then.
Signs on the back of cars - bollocks - I don't get them either.

As for the parking space comment....Typical no kids response there Mr Scracha...hows yer bum for blackheads anyway?!

Hear that Hels and Moo looked after you very well the other weekend - aren't they honeys :sunny:

[Daffyd]

Though I do see your side I also feel for her and in your case she would again have been stuck with only two hands trying to get three kids safely to the door of the supermarket.

When my kids were small we used harnesses. You could lead 3 or 4 around safely. Also kept them under control inside. Never see them used these days.

[merv]

Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy!!! :chase:

What, you're not pregnant are you? :Oops:

[mstriumph]

For me I think it is something about Johnsonville in general!

motha fuckerz all of them!!!! i used to live in churton park - does that count? :eek5:

[mstriumph]

When my kids were small we used harnesses. You could lead 3 or 4 around safely. Also kept them under control inside. Never see them used these days. ........... me too - useful things, those harnesses .... wonder WHY they aren't used any more?

[Jez]

not allowed to use those harnesses because apparently its child abuse ... my mother told me stories of old ladies having a go at her for wlaking me round town like i was a dog ... how close to the truth they were ;)

also i couldnt find any to buy in new zealand, so i got the mother-in-law to send one over from Japan ... yet to have a child hit by anything harder than a brother/sister :cheer:

[Number One]

........... me too - useful things, those harnesses .... wonder WHY they aren't used any more?
Yeah my parents used one on me...mum reckons I was too friendly and would run off and make friends with strangers the minute her back was turned....:lol:

[Mom]

c. other.

If "other", please explain... :confused:

They are an irrelevant item of annoyance when looking in your rear view mirror, bet they create a good little blindspot too in some circumstances. Emergency services thoroughly check wrecks, so no littlies get left in wreckage. Apparently it happened in the states and this idea was "born" so to speak.


i used to live in churton park - does that count? :eek5:


Where is Churton Park? This is the second time in as many days I have seen the name...forgive my ignorance...

PS, there is a woman here in Warkworth that used reigns on her son, she said it was simply to prevent him from killing himself...:lol: Bit of a ginga terror he was :yes:

[Gubb]

Between Johnsonville and Tawa in Wellington's northers suburbs.

Westchester Drive Represent!

[Number One]

Between Johnsonville and Tawa in Wellington's northers suburbs.

Westchester Drive Represent!
Part of Norf Welly Massif it is too!

[Mom]

Part of Norf Welly Massif it is too!

So its a cool place then! :sunny: That is a relief! I am wracking my brains where I saw the name. No matter now, I have friends there :yes:

[mstriumph]

........Where is Churton Park? This is the second time in as many days I have seen the name...forgive my ignorance...


sort of Johnsonville extension 1 ... :shutup:
http://www.zoomin.co.nz/map/nz/wellington/churton+park/

[FJRider]

........... me too - useful things, those harnesses .... wonder WHY they aren't used any more?

They are ...for bigger kid's.

Its called Bondage... wanna tie me up...???

[FJRider]

Yeah my parents used one on me...mum reckons I was too friendly and would run off and make friends with strangers the minute her back was turned....:lol:

Some things never change...:innocent:

[Number One]

Some things never change...:innocent:
Yeah although now I am more likely to stand strangers up and tell them off :lol: especially when they park inappropriately!!!

Went out with hubby today and this woman parked next to us...ON A DRIVEWAY FFS...I had a headache which makes me even more bitchy than normal and he just looked at me, grabbed my hand and walked me across the road...saying it's ok darling...just leave it...it's not worth it....:lol:

He's such a honey :love:

[FJRider]

They are an irrelevant item of annoyance when looking in your rear view mirror, bet they create a good little blindspot too in some circumstances. Emergency services thoroughly check wrecks, so no littlies get left in wreckage. Apparently it happened in the states and this idea was "born" so to speak.

A new Motorcycle Child Safety Seat has been introduced ...... but where do you hang that little sign...???

[Mom]

A new Motorcycle Child Safety Seat has been introduced ...... but where do you hang that little sign...???

apparently I must spread myself...:o

[Trudes]

As an unknowing (some may say ignorant) mere male, could some with a higher understanding of all things relating to children, explain the purpose of those little signs put in the back windows of cars (usually wagons or peoplemovers). You know the ones..."Baby on Board".

Is it so.
a. we dont intentionally run into them.
b. we treat them any more differently than any other vehicle on the road.
c. other.

If "other", please explain... :confused:
c. It's to warn you that the driver is probably being screamed at or nagged at so to steer clear of that vehicle as they are likely to swerve or stop suddenly as the driver changes Wiggles CDs or changes a nappy.:crazy:

When my kids were small we used harnesses. You could lead 3 or 4 around safely. Also kept them under control inside. Never see them used these days.
My mum used one on me because of the following quote by miss Number one. She actually used to tie me up outside too to parking-meters!!:crybaby:

Yeah my parents used one on me...mum reckons I was too friendly and would run off and make friends with strangers the minute her back was turned....:lol:
Oh fuck!! So did I!!! No wonder we are such good friends!!:wari: I had a "special friend" in 3 or 4 of the shops my mum used to regularly shop at. One used to take me to the smoko room and feed me chocolate biscuits and have tea with me, another used to take me up and down for ages in the elevator (you know the old ones with the funny doors that you had to close, they had a person who operated that!) and another that used to rig the mechanical horse outside for me to ride. Those were the days eh!

[Number One]

Oh fuck!! So did I!!! No wonder we are such good friends!!:wari: I had a "special friend" in 3 or 4 of the shops my mum used to regularly shop at. One used to take me to the smoko room and feed me chocolate biscuits and have tea with me, another used to take me up and down for ages in the elevator (you know the old ones with the funny doors that you had to close, they had a person who operated that!) and another that used to rig the mechanical horse outside for me to ride. Those were the days eh!

:lol: I'm sure we were separated at birth...:Punk:

[Maha]

:lol: I'm sure we were separated at birth...:Punk:

For good reason..........:wacko::hug:

[CB ARGH]

I lost you at the thought of a girl on girl "rumble"... :eek5:

Stupid bitch, it sucks when people do this sort of thing. Good on ya for making a stand! Big ups!

[slowpoke]

Jesus, of all the disgusting, vile, abhorrent, degrading, torturous, inhumane things going on in the world today....and you guys get this worked up over a car park? I'm not saying the parker was in the right but it's just a parking space, get it in perspective.

(sits back and waits for the flood of red, thereby proving that perspective is indeed rarer than bacon at a barmitzvah)

[FJRider]

:lol: I'm sure we were separated at birth...:Punk:

That bloody syrup jar has spilt again...

[Trudes]

nah, she just likes the way I smell, and I like her cute bum.

[Number One]

I lost you at the thought of a girl on girl "rumble"... :eek5:

Would it help if I were to tell you we were greased up, wearing bikinis and are both professional undie models :lol:


Jesus, of all the disgusting, vile, abhorrent, degrading, torturous, inhumane things going on in the world today....and you guys get this worked up over a car park? I'm not saying the parker was in the right but it's just a parking space, get it in perspective.

(sits back and waits for the flood of red, thereby proving that perspective is indeed rarer than bacon at a barmitzvah)

:lol: :rofl: sorry to disappoint....worked up? Doubt it...I don't dwell on things I have a go at the time (thereby getting it out of my system) and then have a giggle about it all afterwards


nah, she just likes the way I smell, and I like her cute bum.

You do smell noice :niceone: as for my cute bum...stop checking out my four years botty! :buggerd:

[FJRider]

Would it help if I were to tell you we were greased up, wearing bikinis and are both professional undie models :lol:

You do smell noice :niceone: as for my cute bum...stop checking out my four years botty! :buggerd:

I was going to ask for pic's... but maybe... ("more information than I need" ???)

[mstriumph]

Some things never change...:innocent:
the rest of us REFRAINED from saying that !! :yes:

[Lias]

apparently I must spread myself...:o

Maha says your quite good at spreading :whistle: :innocent:

[Skyryder]

A supermarket bag shoved deep up the exhaust. Just do it queitly and walk away.

Skyyrder

[NewRob]

Good on you. I have see many peolpe do this type of things when I take my wife and kids out. We all must stand up to this matters. Cheers:Police:

[Number One]

:lol: Lotsa thread dredging going on at the moment!

Haven't had cause to do this again recently. Probably just as well because I might've ripped off their head and shat in their neck in my current stressed state

[thecharmed01]

not allowed to use those harnesses because apparently its child abuse ... my mother told me stories of old ladies having a go at her for wlaking me round town like i was a dog ... how close to the truth they were ;)

also i couldnt find any to buy in new zealand, so i got the mother-in-law to send one over from Japan ... yet to have a child hit by anything harder than a brother/sister :cheer:

How are they illegal? Baby Factory sell em, same with Farmers, Baby Star and The Warehouse LOL
I just bought one for my son as he learnt to walk at 9mths and is a pain at taking off.....

Good on you Number One, but next time, write down her rego and pop into the managers office, they will happily get a towie out to remove the offending car.
Towies tend to turn up pretty quick, and it works even better if you park across the back of her, get out and lock your car before you head inside.
That way she cant leave, and the towie is guaranteed to get some money out of her so you guarantee she will have to pay!

(I know as we own a tow company here in Wellington LMAO) :rockon:

[hayd3n]

what are all you woman doing leaving the kitchen anyway>???

[Number One]

what are all you woman doing leaving the kitchen anyway>???

Picking up the takeaways ;) :bleh:

[thecharmed01]

Nice one.
However that being said i know now that you just ring a towing company.
I had this issue on my last apartment. Nothing like having a beer and watch some prick dance in front of the towwy cos he was in the wrong park.
He was Chinese too, it made it that much more funnier for me (but the misses had to translate the curse words for me).

hehe who did ya call?

[Forum Ninja]

Good on you! :niceone: Boils my piss when people do that. The spaces are there for a reason afterall.

My local supermarket has a collection of disabled and parent & child spaces by the door and they're always full of non diabled cars and single folk because they can't be bothered walking the extra 20m from the 'normal' car park spaces :tugger:

[Dak]

Nothing like a girl on girl rumble, best fight I ever seen was between about 10 females, fark, it was evil, pure evil.

[Brian d marge]

WELL I say - let's all stand up and let these pricks know that this is unacceptable and that while by 'parking there' (and that womans instance taking her sweet time in the coffee shop) they 'get away' with it I at least I hope I pissed her off and embarrassed her enough that she might think twice about doing it next time.


:argh:

it not just that , its everything,,, the whole way of thinkings wrong . ( all about me not all about the other person
( this is very hard to put into words in such a small space of time )

Some cultures praise the individual, as in look after oneself first , others look out for the other person first , ( doesn't make em any more intelligent , they just do things in a different way )

In the shop the other day , with youngest , I walked towards the door sales lady came out from behind the counter opened the door to let us out ( could have done it myself easy enough ) then said "thank you for shopping here" ( only bought a battery for my micrometer)

I reckon if we all watch out for the small things ( even what is said in jest , Haar haar your poof u ride a $%&&'' etc , note: Harley and Suzukis are exempt , as I am sure no one could want one of those ) and socially exclude the Tards such as the one parking in the wrong car park etc ( and those who make others feel "put upon" )

all would be a lovely place to live ,,, ( does Happen !!!)

Stephen

PS , Couldn't the supermarket have fined the cow , as she was clearly in Star-bucks, and clearly didn't have children , ( the pack and save in CH-CH would have towed that car as quick as look at ya !)
Kama would be kicking some scrawny arse that day !

[scracha]

My local supermarket has a collection of disabled and parent & child spaces by the door and they're always full of non diabled cars and single folk because they can't be bothered walking the extra 20m from the 'normal' car park spaces :tugger:

Disabled spaces are one thing but why should I have to walk a further 20m just because someone else has bred? Does dropping a sproglet affect your mobility? No wonder kids are obese. It's not even like most of the the little darlings get the opportunity to walk to school anymore.

[Forum Ninja]

Disabled spaces are one thing but why should I have to walk a further 20m just because someone else has bred? Does dropping a sproglet affect your mobility? No wonder kids are obese. It's not even like most of the the little darlings get the opportunity to walk to school anymore.

The fact is that the parent/child spaces are wider, making it easier to open the doors and get kids in and out without bashing the adjacent cars. Have you ever seen a mum try and man-handle a kid into a pushchair in the gap between two cars? You clearly don't know anyone with young kids, do you?

If you want to be inconsiderate, then go for it. You certainly won't be the first.

And no, I'm not a parent either, but I have the common courtesy to consider others and move my lazy ass the extra 20m ;)

[Hawkeye]

I pulled into Tawa Woolworths carpark last night. Couldn't believe my eyes. There is a ped crossing straight ahead as you come out of the door. The crossing goes over the road and between the cars so you can push your trolley to the second row of parks without having to squeeze through between the gaps.
Some prick decided that he would park his builders ute on the crossing to save himself having to walk the extra 10mtr.
Because of this, some other wanker thought they would do the same and park on the crossing behind the ute. This meant that anyone parked on the second row had to do a 30mtr loop as the gaps aren't big enough to get a trolley through.

Also. Everytime I pull into the BP in Tawa, you can gaurentee that someone has parked on top of the no parking areas directly outside the door to save themselves 5mtrs walk.

[Trudes]

Lazy fucking coonts!!! (I've had a whole day without swearing, fuckit!)

[Number One]

Lazy fucking coonts!!! (I've had a whole day without swearing, fuckit!)

Go for gold in er love ;) fuckity fuck fuck I reckon!

[Madness]

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[scracha]

The fact is that the parent/child spaces are wider, making it easier to open the doors and get kids in and out without bashing the adjacent cars. Have you ever seen a mum try and man-handle a kid into a pushchair in the gap between two cars? You clearly don't know anyone with young kids, do you?

Take pushchair out car. Put it behind car. Take kid out kiddie car seat. Put in pushchair. Walk with pushchair to shops. Easy peezy. Come to think of it, they don't need the pushchair. The shopping trolleys have little brat slots in them don't they?



If you want to be inconsiderate, then go for it. You certainly won't be the first.

By your reasoning we should have "shit driver or fat bastard parking" ?



And no, I'm not a parent either, but I have the common courtesy to consider others and move my lazy ass the extra 20m ;)
Maybe they could consider us workers who're subsidising the breeders and go shopping when we're all at work. There you go, plenty of parking spaces.

[Number One]

Maybe they could consider us workers who're subsidising the breeders and go shopping when we're all at work. There you go, plenty of parking spaces.

To be honest I choose to do my shopping while all you bastards are at work purely so I don't have to share the isles with you....sounding lots like the guy I tore balls off of at the zoo the other day who didn't approve of all the little kiddies making a bit of noise.

What's up grumpy bugger :shutup: not had a shag in a while?

BTW I don't qualify for the parks but don't begrudge the use of them by ones who are

[Forum Ninja]

What's up grumpy bugger :shutup: not had a shag in a while?



Hit the nail on the head there, I recon ;)

[scracha]

To be honest I choose to do my shopping while all you bastards are at work purely so I don't have to share the isles with you....sounding lots like the guy I tore balls off of at the zoo the other day who didn't approve of all the little kiddies making a bit of noise.

Oh don't get me started about noisy kids in restaurants, high streets etc. Whatever happened to "speak until you're spoken too" and "children should be seen and not heard" etc etc?



What's up grumpy bugger :shutup: not had a shag in a while?

Yeah...farkin customer rung up and left me no time for my morning shag.




BTW I don't qualify for the parks but don't begrudge the use of them by ones who are
Meh...bah humbug.

[Insanity_rules]

When my two were littlies they had not long come out with those Parents with kids parks at the supermarket. First time I ever used one (legally of course) I had only just stepped my first foot out of the car and some feminist nazi biarch came striding over to me and started to swear loudly at me for parking there. I didn't utter a word to her but pointed to the back seat where my two under threes were in their car seats. I doubt she was expecting to see Dad out shopping with the kids on a weekday. I calmly pointed out that my Miss 2 and a half had heard EVERY foul name she had just called me and I did not appreciate her jumping to conclusions and abusing me.

She sheepishly apologised and slunk off.

[Number One]

She sheepishly apologised and slunk off.

Good effing job! Note to all - always be sure person really guilty of that which you accuse them before making a feminist nazi twat biarch of ones self :yes:

[scracha]

I calmly pointed out that my Miss 2 and a half had heard EVERY foul name she had just called me and I did not appreciate her jumping to conclusions and abusing me.

She sheepishly apologised and slunk off.

I'd have smacked her one in self defence.

[Number One]

I'd have smacked her one in self defence.

YOU da man scracha - high five

[scracha]

YOU da man scracha - high five

Now I know the laws in Scotland but I'm not sure what applies here?

1) It was self defence

2) She was asking for it

3) She fucking deserved it

[Number One]

Now I know the laws in Scotland but I'm not sure what applies here?

1) It was self defence

2) She was asking for it

3) She fucking deserved it

I'm just imagining you all 'Jake the Mussed up'...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Berries]

Now I know the laws in Scotland but I'm not sure what applies here?

1) It was self defence
2) She was asking for it
3) She fucking deserved it

There is a fourth one but it is only available when you are outside Scotland-

1) It was self defence
2) She was asking for it
3) She fucking deserved it
4) She was a ginger

[Insanity_rules]

I'd have smacked her one in self defence.

If it weren't for the fact both my little darlings were watching! And she was more of a man than I am so I wouldn't have felt guilty!