WTF is it with cagers and anal sex?

[Reido]

I've had big 4WDs up my arse for the past few days >_<
"objects may be closer than they appear" for mirrors right? well it looked pretty close in the mirror hate to think how close it actually was..

even when going the same speed as the traffic they like to sit right up there.

GIVE ME SOME SPACE.. it scares me :sweatdrop



Noob,
Reido

[sAsLEX]

Dont worry I have been tailgated by cops and when I complained about it their boss could see nothing wrong with it........ you see they weren't speeding.

[pete376403]

Carry a handful of small nuts and bolts (for "spares"). Accidentally drop them on the road when tailgaters get too close... (don't be too obvious about how you accidentally drop them)

[PrincessBandit]

You do realise they just simply don't see you (despite being right in front of them)...

[Coyote]

You should write newspaper headlines.

[Swoop]

I've had big 4WDs up my arse for the past few days...
Possibly too much information... :lol:

[awayatc]

If you ride in such a way as to be right in front of the driver of the vehicle behind you, they usualy fall a bit back.....works for me
If that fails, pass a few cars untill you have somebody behind you who respects your "space" behind you....

[Nonbeliever]

whats wrong with anal sex anyway?

[awayatc]

whats wrong with anal sex anyway?

You must have been a popular inmate.......:hug:

[Mikkel]

I thought it was the other way around 'Objects in the rear-view mirror may appear close than they are' - and it's an ok song as well, provided you can stomach Meatloaf.

Ride faster, swerve or send Grub a PM about this and he'll give you a clever tactic to get them to back off.

[old git]

Now i can upset you all........HOW does a 4 wheel drive stay behind you when in traffic you go between the rows of slow cages and get to the front of the traffic light grand prix!!!.............Go take a short holiday in London with a bike {and preferably do a bit of dispatch riding}............YOU WILL LEARN..........

[Insanity_rules]

I find an appropriately placed bit of making my brake light come on wildly makes em back off no matter what they drive. A carefully placed boot to the drivers door should not go astray either.

[CookMySock]

hoo gives a shit ? just split them off.. next ! Why any biker would sit back like a good girl and let someone follow them is beyond me. GO!! Find a gap ! Chop it down a gear and get outa there! Try it - you'll like ! :2thumbsup

DB

[paturoa]

looks like plod is making a start

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4551366a11.html

could be good revenue in this, so it is likely to continue?

[quickbuck]

Right, all jokes aside, there are a couple of things you can do. If you can, give the bike a bit of gas and leave the suckers behind to Liberace some body else... There I go now!

Second thing you can do is weave all over the lane like you are on a warm up lap for the MotoGP. Achieved by throwing in some big countersteering inputs to he bars.
The cagers think you are about to bin, and stay away for a very long time after that.

[Boob Johnson]

You do realise they just simply don't see you (despite being right in front of them)...
It's not a so much a matter of not seeing you it's more a matter of subconsciously knowing you are of no physical threat.

[WarlockNZ]

Nothing a couple of Crazy Ivan's wont fix :).

I've found, that if you put yourself in the line of sight of the cage behind you, they back off, they are trying to drive through you, so placing yourself in their line of sight helps.

That being said, do the crazy ivan, (counter steer at low speed), they back off in a hell of a hurry if they think you're about to fall off ... LOL

[mattian]

Out of all the cagers on the road I have found that 4 wheel drivers are the most aggressive and obnoxious.:angry: Thankfully, because of the clumsy size of the things they are very easy to stay the hell away from....... particularly from a standing start :innocent:

[Katman]

[rant] I've had big 4WDs up my arse for the past few days >_<


You wanna hear half the things that motorcyclists get up to. :msn-wink:

[Blackshear]

Could someone possibly enlighten me as to what a 'Crazy Ivan' is?
Sounds mighty entertaining!!!



:corn:

[Toaster]

I just discovered if I ride into the garage and do a crazy ivan I can turn around and get out without hitting the other wall.

Blackshear its using vigorous countersteering at low speed and makes your direction change very quickly indeed.... don't forget to look where you want to go.

[sinned]

I have seldom experienced tailgaters and most of the time cars seem to keep a good distance. Maybe it is a Wellington thing - or could be that I am opening the gap :2thumbsup

[HenryDorsetCase]

I had a dumb bitch taligate me last year. She was very miffed when we were stopped at a red light and I got off my bike and went to the drivers window and told her that if she didnt back off, at the next red light I would get off and kick both her headlights in.

Message delivered. There's nothing like a sexually frustrated middle aged white man with ducks disease to strike fear into the heart of the punters.

[Murray]

Just slow down then accelerate away, slow down accelerate away, slow down accelerate away. If it doesn't give them the message let them pass because they've got no brains anyway

[more_fasterer]

Just slow down then accelerate away, slow down accelerate away, slow down accelerate away. If it doesn't give them the message let them pass because they've got no brains anyway

Wot 'e said. Throw in a couple of gratuitous killswitch-generated backfires for good measure.