A new definition of the word Torture

[FROSTY]

Locked away in the gargre is one of the the most danged sexy bikes built by man.
A Ducati 998 with termignoni pipes.
The keys are dangling on my key board just daring me to use em.
This is utter torture

[insane1]

frosty instead of talking on here get on the bloody bike and take it for a ride.

[Boob Johnson]

frosty instead of talking on here get on the bloody bike and take it for a ride.
Im going to take a wild stab n the dark here, the bike isn't Frosty's to ride :weep:

[MSTRS]

You should be ashamed of yourself, Frosty. At your age having trouble resisting temptation. What is the world coming to?

[insane1]

prob right there but be bloody temting to do wouldnt it .

[Taz]

Hmmm advertised on the internet where it is and where the keys can be found? Hope it's still there in the morning :rofl:

[paturoa]

If it isn't yours then you shouldn't take it for a ride, but I'm sure the owner would want you to run it regularly to keep the battery fully charged.

Just soak up the fumes and the noise in your gargre.

[Gubb]

Frosty, i'm concerned about your Mental Health. I think that the good folk of KB need to remove the dangers before you get emotionally stunted.

:clap:(At least turn it on for a bit)

[FROSTY]

Hmmm advertised on the internet where it is and where the keys can be found? Hope it's still there in the morning :rofl:
trust me dude anyone that can steal that bike is welcolm to it.
They need to get through a perimiter alarm, Barbed wire and a 9000 volt lekky fence before they even get to the gargre.
Then they need to break into an alarmed building and find /break open my key safe.
And worse--BABY BIKIE sleeps less than 10 feet from the bike
NOBODY messes with a pissed off baby bikie
No the bike aint mine. but its like waving a bourbon under the nose of an alchoholic

[Forest]

Just tell yourself that it isn't a 998R.

And is therefore below your impeccable standards.

[TOTO]

surely you know how to disconnect the speedo cable and put it back on as it was.....not that I'm puttig ideas in your head....:rolleyes:

[Mikkel]

You should be ashamed of yourself, Frosty. At your age having trouble resisting temptation. What is the world coming to?

Indeed - I learned to give in to temptation at the young age of 12 and never looked back... :yes:


surely you know how to disconnect the speedo cable and put it back on as it was.....not that I'm puttig ideas in your head....:rolleyes:

+1 Exactly what I was thinking!

[Bonez]

Locked away in the gargre is one of the the most danged sexy bikes built by man.
A Ducati 998 with termignoni pipes.
The keys are dangling on my key board just daring me to use em.
This is utter torture
Take the KDX for a squirt on the dirtiest, muddiest road you can find.........

[FROSTY]

Take the KDX for a squirt on the dirtiest, muddiest road you can find.........
KDX is about 250km away :angry2:

[codgyoleracer]

Take it for a ride Frosty.......... :-), If it breaks a cambelt while you are out on it - leave the country :-(

[WRT]

So these responses only prove why the bike is in Frosty's garage, and NOT YOURS!

Good on ya for being trustworthy Frosty.

[Mully]

Im going to take a wild stab n the dark here, the bike isn't Frosty's to ride :weep:

Yeah, that's the point.

I can confirm from seeing said bike, it is as horny as a rabbit on viagra.

[imdying]

trust me dude anyone that can steal that bike is welcolm to it.
They need to get through a perimiter alarm, Barbed wire and a 9000 volt lekky fence before they even get to the gargre.
Then they need to break into an alarmed building and find /break open my key safe.
And worse--BABY BIKIE sleeps less than 10 feet from the bike
NOBODY messes with a pissed off baby bikie
No the bike aint mine. but its like waving a bourbon under the nose of an alchoholic
Even so... get the bike out and put it in the van or I'll put this hammer through your wife's skull... kinda motivates a guy I'm guessing.

[Forest]

Even so... get the bike out and put it in the van or I'll put this hammer through your wife's skull... kinda motivates a guy I'm guessing.

If I had to choose between a nice 998 with Termignoni pipes, or my partner.

Well let's just say it would be a tough call ...

[imdying]

If I had to choose between a nice 998 with Termignoni pipes, or my partner.

Well let's just say it would be a tough call ...:rofl:

Even if it wasn't yours I bet :lol:

[FROSTY]

Even so... get the bike out and put it in the van or I'll put this hammer through your wife's skull... kinda motivates a guy I'm guessing.
I'm guessin ya aint seen where I live :whistle:

[madbikeboy]

trust me dude anyone that can steal that bike is welcolm to it.
They need to get through a perimiter alarm, Barbed wire and a 9000 volt lekky fence before they even get to the gargre.
Then they need to break into an alarmed building and find /break open my key safe.
And worse--BABY BIKIE sleeps less than 10 feet from the bike
NOBODY messes with a pissed off baby bikie
No the bike aint mine. but its like waving a bourbon under the nose of an alchoholic


Your baby bikie and my little handbag dog must be related. Some dogs have lovely personalities, all full of life and happiness. Mine ain't one either. She especially loves teenagers. We were up at the office in Ponsnobby a while ago, useless youth comes sauntering past, made the mistake of coming too close to the gate and giving me a mouthful. Lil' pooch had him baled up bawling, nasty little boy starting crying and pissed himself... Ironically, she's the most amazing rottie around kids. The ones she likes, that is...

Ride it. I mean, what sort of guy leaves a bike with you, without the very reasonable expectation that it's going to get ridden. I'll be over soon to make sure that someone rides it. Did he leave his hot girlfriend behind as well (since you sound like you've already won lotto?).

[imdying]

I'm guessin ya aint seen where I live :whistle:I don't need too... you could live in Windsor Castle for all I care... but when I've got your significant other by the throat, you'll wheel that bike into my van like a good little boy.

[FROSTY]

I don't need too... you could live in Windsor Castle for all I care... but when I've got your significant other by the throat, you'll wheel that bike into my van like a good little boy.
No trust me--you REALLY need to see where I live.
If you get close enough to get her by the throat I'll be consulting you as a security expert. Theres 2 more security devices between her and the outside world.
Raises a question --if a theif broke into a clearly sighnwritten generator room and fried himself. Who's to blame?

[imdying]

You appear to have no imagination for the way such a crime could be conducted... which is possibly the biggest hole in your security.

[FROSTY]

Lets agree to disagree dude.

[98tls]

Imagining pools of dribble on your garage floor Frosty.;)

[jim.cox]

Hey Frosty

Its "Temptation" not "Torture" sitting in your garage

"Torture" is having to give it back - after riding it :)

[FROSTY]

Well I DO get to ride the beast --150m into the back of a transport truck lol

[jim.cox]

Well I DO get to ride the beast --150m into the back of a transport truck lol

Can't you take the long way round - like via East Cape or something?

[FROSTY]

ohh gosh I wish.. Whats worse is the owner is a KBer--hes probably sitting back laughing his head off