Public Service Announcement

[yod]

If a bolt on your bike is loose, it may fall out and you may lose it.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

[WRT]

And ditto for screws in your head, apparently.

[Colapop]

If you find my bolt, can I please have it back?

[awayatc]

your nuts....

[mowgli]

your nuts....
Dropped years ago

[Usarka]

If a bolt on your bike is loose, it may fall out and you may lose it.

Thank you, and have a nice day.


And ditto for screws in your head, apparently.

yes. :eek5:

[yod]

Dropped years ago

correct...

[CookMySock]

same goes for balls dropped, and screw lost.

DB

[gijoe1313]

This all came as a bolt out of the blue .... :whistle:

[yod]

context is everything, innit

[awayatc]

Who needs bolts....
If it moves and it shouldn't.....duck tape it
If it doesn't move and it should.....crc it

and then there is always cable ties....

[Laava]

Even worse than that, is when some poor sap [me] runs over this bolt and it flicks up smashing a hole through your sump and doing enough damage to write the bike off. [insurance] Now I have a sump guard.:done:

[mowgli]

Who needs bolts....
... tailors do

[NZsarge]

:slap: Dude...FFS, get ya self a bike already coz ya losin' it! :lol:

[MSTRS]

What was this thread about?

[mowgli]

What was this thread about?
yod's lost his nuts... or was it his bolts... ah what ever I've forgotten already

[MSTRS]

Thread...a bit subtle for you?

[mowgli]

Thread...a bit subtle for you?
Yeah, I'm screwed!

[Qkchk]

Youvre either been reamed up the a@$e or your a cross-threader!

[MSTRS]

Yeah, I'm screwed!

Suffering a hex?

[yod]

Who needs bolts....
If it moves and it shouldn't.....duck tape it
If it doesn't move and it should.....crc it

and then there is always cable ties....
i find duct tape handy too

think of the ducks!!


... tailors do
very good - 5 points for mowgli


:slap: Dude...FFS, get ya self a bike already coz ya losin' it! :lol:
patience is a virtue


Thread...a bit subtle for you?
if it's loose you could lose it

they're not sure where their bolts are

i think they're over there

[awayatc]

Even worse than that, is when some poor sap [me] runs over this bolt and it flicks up smashing a hole through your sump and doing enough damage to write the bike off. [insurance] Now I have a sump guard.:done:

that's sumpthing completely different....

[MSTRS]

that's sumpthing completely different....

Certainly not oil on troubled waters

[awayatc]

i find duct tape handy too

think of the ducks!!



If I would find THE bolt, and would "hypotheticly speaking" throw it at you, would you duct? or duck?.....:buggerd:

[awayatc]

....big frost, so I will put on sumpthing warmer,and close the gate after the flying horse bolts..., it being duct hunting season and all.....

[NZsarge]

patience is a virtue


Patience nothing! I'm beginning to worry for your sanity.:killingme

[Colapop]

Well this thread has certainly been a bolter!

[MSTRS]

Well this thread has certainly been a bolter!

A real turn up for the books
These things happen under a crescent moon

[Qkchk]

Thread should be renamed:

What Im really up to at work when the boss isnt looking.....

OR THE

I havent been Webmarshalled yet thread

[HTFU]

You people can certainly torque some shit.

[yod]

it's some seriously powerful conversation......

a big roll of tape for dinner methinks

[awayatc]

You people can certainly torque some shit.

I sew you...,
you needled me enuf:yes:

[sinfull]

I'll nylock this thread in me favorites

[Colapop]

What?? Don't knock this thread - that'll really throw a spanner in the works...

[barty5]

as long as your isnt tapped by the bolt

[martybabe]

Of course you know your all mad as a box of frogs. :laugh:

[HTFU]

I sew you...,
you needled me enuf:yes:

You have stripped all self dignity posting that shit on here http://www.mazeguy.net/symbolic/wrench.gif and the men in white suits are retapping at your door.

[MSTRS]

One lucky twist of the die and all will be ticketyboo

[Big Dave]

I take it back yod - unscrew you.

[MSTRS]

I take it back yod - unscrew you.

Finally found that left hand thread bastard?

[yod]

missed one (silly me)

you're all a lot smarter than your bikes