Bloody Holden drivers

[Mully]

Straps the beer in, instead of the five year old.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/2/story.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10509846

[Maha]

That should read....Bloody Aussie Holden Drivers.

[Mully]

That should read....Bloody Aussie Holden Drivers.

Or, indeed; Bloody Aussies.

[MIXONE]

They can't have been going far.Only one slab!

[barty5]

Hey cant label all us Holden drives like this i would never even dream of doin that. In fact cant remember the last time i even had any drink in the front of the car. So many check points these days its easyer to put it in the boot less questions to answer and check points.

[peasea]

Or, indeed; Bloody Aussies.

Thank you!
I drive a Holden and I always used to belt my children in, now they do it for themselves. As for the slab; did the porky one confiscate it?

[AllanB]

Over-rated things in my books.

Mind you on the secondhand market they are now a bargain due to all the fat arse managers getting them and replacing them after 3 years, thus a full market and cheaper prices.

I do like those twin cab utes however……..

As for Aussie beer.........:no:

[peasea]

Over-rated things in my books.

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Wot; cops?

[Gubb]

Priorities huh?
With 4 people in the car, you would have hoped one of them would have said something. They should all be fined IMO.


Wot; cops?
Holdens. Dingus.

[peasea]

Priorities huh?
With 4 people in the car, you would have hoped one of them would have said something. They should all be fined IMO.


Holdens. Dingus.

The Holden Dingus doesn't come with beer, doofus.

[AllanB]

Come on the Doffus is a Japanese car - pay attention.

[peasea]

Come on the Doffus is a Japanese car - pay attention.

I think you're talking about the Cynus. Cynus this cheque, Cynus that cheque.........

Or was that my ex..............?

[AllanB]

I think you're talking about the Cynus. Cynus this cheque, Cynus that cheque.........

Or was that my ex..............?


Nah most likely your ex was the much overrated ANUS - I do understand that you can have issues getting anything into the back of one of them :confused:

[peasea]

Nah most likely your ex was the much overrated ANUS - I do understand that you can have issues getting anything into the back of one of them :confused:

Funny you should say that! My ex's name is Janice and she was nick-named Jah-anus years ago. I'd like to put something in her back and while it might be housed in a sheath there will be zero sex involved.
ROFLMFAO.

Crackup.
OMG another pun!

[Swoop]

I guess the ford driver's are having to put a seatbelt around their handbag.

[peasea]

Well, it wouldn't need to be their ball bag, would it?

[McJim]

It just goes to show Australians don't give a XXXX about anything else :rofl:

[homer]

Hey cant label all us Holden drives like this i would never even dream of doin that. In fact cant remember the last time i even had any drink in the front of the car. So many check points these days its easyer to put it in the boot less questions to answer and check points.

hell yeah , and yep id strap it in , you dont want a loose crate flying about .

[homer]

It just goes to show Australians don't give a XXXX about anything else :rofl:

like the way you spelt beer there m8

[Forest]

The Aussie government gives parents a $3,000 bonus .

So I heard the following joke on the radio this afternoon:


A driver was stopped in the Northern Territory with a seatbelt around a slab of beer and an unrestrained five-year-old in the car.

When the Police asked what was going on, the driver replied "I used my baby bonus to buy the beer and thought it was only fair".